>at a gun store >nutnfancy walks up and does a gear

>>28351911
I don't know what that means.

Disavow any knowledge of his channel.

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probably slap him around like a cunt

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"gear check this"

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>>28351911
Pretend I don't know who he is.

What's a gear check? Does this autistic faggot actually go up to people and say "EMPTY YOUR POCKETS, LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE READY FOR SHTFWROLABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP"?
If that's the case, I'd do a 360 and walk away.

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>>28351911
Flip up the ear guard on my fudd hat, reach into CC-less pockets (Who needs a pistol?), turn around 360 degrees, and walk to Model 70 rack.

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>at gun store
>nutnfancy walks up and gear checks your girl

What do you do?

>>28352021
>>28351911
Pretty sure as overdramatic as he is he only does this to people who recognize him, but I don't know, I heard he does it to people when he's on base or something.

>>28352021
No if you walk up to him and start talking about his he will ask you if want to do it but he dosent walk up to random strangers and go GEAR CHECK TNP'er UNLOAD THOES POCKETS

>>28352003
Seconded

>>28351911

Show him my 2nd kind of cool.

>i'm talking bout my penis

>>28351911
Leave so I don't have to listen to 45 minutes of autistic mumbling about nylon or sheep dogging

>>28351911
show him my PIG alpha gloves, Juice S2, gerber dime, ontario rat, and LH9C with extra mag

>>28352167
TNP hall of fame right there

>>28352167

needs more fanny pack

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>>28352020
This.

The most likely scenario for me to meet him would be if he was riding his shitty KTM here in Colorado, which he is known to do. He would then proceed to bitch about how little power it makes before making fun of my 14 year old BMW while insisting that I should buy a KTM because he actually USES everything he reviews and it's AWESOME.

I would then go off and cry while he wheelies off into the sunset with his fanny pack majestically flapping in the breeze.

>mfw

>>28351911

tell him fuck off faggot

>>28352304
Kek.

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>>28352063
I had a completely autistic Sgt in the marines whos favorite thing to do to open carriers was to actively shove strangers near camp lejeune and try and grab the gun out of their holster, and if he was successful he would try and lecture the person on protecting your gear. he's a recruiter in oklahoma now.

>>28352069
What if there was a criminal gear checker. He pulls a gun on you, says EMPTY YOUR POCKETS, then criticizes you for not having a flashlight

>>28351911

Shit on his chest

>>28352134
Whats your first kind of cool then? Whats are your WSC of your second type of cool during WROL?

>>28352664
He's lucky he didn't get shot.

>>28352973
I was hoping to talk about him more, but nobody seems to care. he was one of the worst humans i've probably ever met.

Tell him to go fuck himself

>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Nutnfancy and his buddies knock on your door at midnight and tell you to get ready to run & gun so they can film it for the Project. What do you do, dudes?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7N7jFFHO0

>>28353281
Tell them through the door that I'm not expecting any visitors at that hour but that I can call 911 for them if they are having an emergency while standing at a distance from the door, gun drawn in case they try to come in by force. Just like Massad told me to.

>>28351911
>1911
Nice numbahs

>>28352664
No fucking way.

>>28351911
Ignore him, why would he even approach me unless I said something to him first.

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>>28352664
>favorite thing to do to open carriers was to actively shove strangers near camp lejeune and try and grab the gun out of their holster

Thats a good way to end up spitting gum out your forehead

>>28353281
>embedded playback has been disabled by owner
FANCY, YOU FUCKING JEW!

>>28351911
Tell him to back off.

I'm not one of his cultist or someone easily bullied nor a twat who likes to show off his irons in public, which is irresponsible.

He's not a cop, he dosen't need to know what I'm packing.

Let him know I fucked his wife when he wasnt home

>>28351928
A youtube gun celebrity that has his own little militia/club/shooting class.


He's a guy who never saw the shit when deployed, and likes to play soldier indesert as a mid life crisis hobby.

He has a surfer dude speech pattern, is over bearing to his family and acts like know it all.

When sees people at gun shops or other places he likes to gear check people and see what people are carrying and then criticize them.

Dude talks way to long and most anoyingly he makes up his own jargon or acronym for everything.

While many people like his review videos because he goes over product details like an autist, but mainly because he's unsponsored...but they way he gushes over things he likes, he becomes a salesman without pay.

Also his tactivle advise is reasonable , but is already mainstream knowledge and can be learned from many other gun youtubers or actual instructors.

>>28352003
Yeah, somehow I find a stranger walking up to me and getting all up in my personal space and demanding to see my gun may set off a few alarm bells and view him to be a hostile.

>>28352020
Gold.

Though his dead daughter video is off the charts fubar, but he still has it up.

>>28352021
Yes.

He actually dose this shit.

>>28354365
Elaborate on this video?

>>28351911
Tell rubberface to fuck off and mind his own business.

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>>28352304
You're more likely to see him on his stupid scooter.

>>28354337
>While many people like his review videos because he goes over product details like an autist, but mainly because he's unsponsored...but they way he gushes over things he likes, he becomes a salesman without pay.
Not to mention he thinks the Glock is the be-all end-all of pistols.

>>28354460
>Not to mention he thinks the Glock is the be-all end-all of pistols.
Obviously that title belongs to the man-stopping power of a 1911 chambered in the almighty .45ACP.

>>28354464
Glocks are decent and do the job. But there are tons of different guns that do certain things better in different ways.

>>28354464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQYep23-onw

>>28351911
>Get lost strokeface.exe

>>28354246
Why would a cop need to know? I'd rather dome part-time downy know what I have before some prick cop (90% chance cop=prick)

>>28352708
I kek'd

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>>28352304
>10 year old BMW
>not a Xootr Scooter

Do you even adventure bro?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEA_KpJszas

>>28354337
Well, the reason why Nutnfancy is a prick, is because he grew up in a broken home.

>>28353437
Based

>>28354677
>he grew up in a broken home

So I take it that's why he created another one for his sons? I mean son, since his wife left him with his gay son and all.

>>28354740
Mrs Nutn left him? Who did she take? Last Suspect or Tactical Doodle?

>>28351911
>at a public toilet
>nutnfancy sticks penis through gloryhole

What do you do

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>>28354826
>Using public restrooms in the kind of places that have gloryholes

>>28354826
"NO THANKS IM SHITTING!"
>push Penis back through hole with gun-barrel

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>>28354761
It's all BS, it's Mark Larue you're talking to, or one of his sycophants. I don't like the tard but making shit up is bitch level shit.

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>>28351911
Fall asleep 5 mins into his 35 min rant

>Where is Christopher Dorner hiding?
>More than 10 minutes into a nutnfancy video. The last place anyone would look.

>>28351911
>GEAR CHECK
No.

Then walk away.

>>28354337
at the very least, if you can make it through his 80 hour reviews, he does go over some small details you might not get from a non-autistic reviewer about a certain thing.

He is necessary, but the mocking is also necessary.

>>28354429
He posted a video about how he would have raised his miscarried daughter

It featured the honorary photograph you get taken to remember a miscarriage which was an extremely strange, personal thing to include and funny as fuck

>>28354925
It's particularly weird, because miscarriages are a lot more common than most people assume because they're kept quiet. As in auto-abortions happen way more often than elective.

>>28354429
the last thing you want to hear or read about from someone who reviews or talks about a particular subject, is when they start talking about very personal shit that isn't necessarily related. Shit that very likely not relate to most of the reader/viewers.

If your acquaintance you know from work or whatever just suddenly goes into detail about the time he was raped by his town pastor in the back of a van, you don't fucking nod your head and give sympathy, you do that when you are told this by someone you know on a much more invested level, such as a good friend or loved one.
Instead, you nod your head all the while your brain is blaring "AWKWARD AWKWARD" sirens while your soul buries itself into your intestinal byproduct.

>>28354934
I'm still just laughing over how he included his fucking miscarriage photo

That's a thing you show to like nobody ever and he puts it in his fucking video

>>28354656
please tell me this is a fucking joke

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>>28354925

>>28354959
Here's the video, if I'm remembering correctly. It's buried within 45 minutes of rambling by a man with no actual experience.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=avmVcn1JU30

>>28352021
...a 360 will make you walk into him, you and nutn are made for each other you autist cunt

>>28355013
>being this new

>>28355021
Being this surprised.

>>28354980
Thanks boss.

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>>28355013
>>28355048

>>28354826
The reason you know it's nutn's dick is because he goes "wu-CH!" as he whips it out

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>>28355013

>>28354957
I'm confused. People actually have pictures of miscarriages? Why, that just seems really strange

>>28353189
I care talk more

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>>28351911
Well, show him my gear obviously:
>dragon dildo
>flask of cosmoline
>pair of pliers
>single bullet
>small hammer
>shard of glass

>>28354337
My biggest issue with him is that he assumes everyone has guns to go out into the Arizona desert and run in gun, meaning he's almost autistic when it comes to weight.

He also assumes that because something is hard in the worst possible conditions, it's not as easy as people say; see his most recent video where he debunks shooting a milk jug at 1200+ yards by doing it in the snow. When snow isn't part of the challenge

>>28354337
>When sees people at gun shops or other places he likes to gear check people and see what people are carrying and then criticize them.

Why the fuck does he need to know what I'm carrying?

What business is that of his?

>>28354464
P226 is better.

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>>28354365

>>28352036
Thank him like a madman because I don't have one.

>>28351911
His levels of autism are higher than most of the posters here. I wouldn't even say anything I'd just walk away.

>>28354871
>>push Penis back through hole with your stool

ftfy

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>>28355381

... dude.

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>>28354891

kek

>>28351911
who the fuck are you and why are you bothering me while I buy my ammo

My lgs HATES nutfanny, so he'd probably get kicked out.

>>28354429
Size and weight constraints, dude. My wife is always looking to make her system lighter. If you laugh about the ounces, you'll cry about the pounds.

t. nutnfancy actual

>>28355443

My lgs has never heard of him because I don't go to autist faggots.

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>>28355381
>squib load
>catastrophic failure
Nigga...

Hyena 4 lyfe

>>28355473
My lgs that hates him has good ammo and firearm prices,good cash discounts, and $10 transfers if you're a regular. He just knows him because he usually keeps videos of youtube reviewers playing in his shop.

>>28352304
>with his fanny pack majestically flapping in the breeze

Top fucking kek. Someone please draw that.
That being said, he is one of the very few youtubers that isn't shilling for companies.

>>28355136
Believe it or not but this is common.

Miscarriages are a really really weird, emotionally heavy thing. Usually both parents are super super excited for the child and then it fucking dies. Fairly often people get a photo with their dead child before it goes down the drain. The purpose is to have some memory of the child that never was.

It's just a photo of him with a really serious look next to his wife in a bed looking extremely sad holding the foetus, if memory serves me correctly.

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>>28351911
Just walk away

>>28352712
>more like shit in fannypack
all other answers are absolutely haram

>>28354958
>he doesn't Xootr
>laughing_adventurers.png

>>28351911
Back slowly away, wipe my hands on a soft surface, give a disgusted look, and ask "uh... autism... it... it isn't contagious, right?"

>>28351911
Stare at him like he's a retard until he feels shame and walks away.

>>28351911
Nutnfancy feels pretty cawadoody no subtly

I'm all for EDC bullshit, multitool flashlight etc. but going into a store to buy fucking bacon I don't need it on me 24/7 like a fucking tool, maybe in backpack or in car if i'm gone for like 15 minutes.

What's the thing he keeps talking about philosphy of use? FUCK YOU DO THAT FAGGOT. I can't stop you from being a mountain dew spokesman but pls go innawoods and stay innawoods for a bit. Your internet addiction is gone too far nuntfacny

>>28351911
Wow, nice get. If he did a gear check I would unzip my pants and put the nuts and wiener through the front and trick him into grabbing them. That's why they call him "Nut'n" fancy amirite?

>>28354449
How is a bmx bike weapons related? I guess they are reliable and uncomplicated at least. I don't like the small size of BMX bikes since I have long legs. I would vouch for a beach cruiser as a /k/ bike.

>>28354826
sword fight and tell him that a dagger is more tactical than a short sword anyway

>>28355464
God fucking damnit. I'm going to hell now.

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>>28351911
"Get the fuck away from me you walking meme."

>>28351911
"hey your that nutnfancy guy huh? /k/ really likes you... but then again /k/ is full of faggots"

>>28358671
http://www.weaponsrelated.com/2010/01/nutnfancy.html

>>28352036

put his corpse next to the others.

>implying I would ever give a complete stranger a tactical advantage as great as undergoing a "gear check"

>>28355505
i dont think you got the connection

>>28359214
>http://www.weaponsrelated.com/2010/01/nutnfancy.html
Oh, still I would get him to gear check my penis though. Do you think it would gross him out or would he criticize the length and lack of foreskin as tactically unsound for WROL?

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>>28354957

>>28353189
Yeah, please i want to be told stories,

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Shoot more two liters son.

>>28354656
Ha! Nutn has disabled video playback on other websites.

Either he's found out that 4chan is seeing his videos or he's becoming a mega Jew now and we have to visit his channel to see his videos.

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>>28361703
Why did he do this?
mfw

>>28353281
>Watch this video on YouTube

he is catching on

>>28353500
Even nicer numbers.

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>>28351911

>>28364876
>nicer numbers

muh philosophy of use
muh weapons system

>>28367999

Damn son.

>>28368666
Damn satan

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>>28367999
>>28368666

>>28367991
I was in that thread. Good times.

I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat

>>28355354

If shooting a milk jug at 1,200+m wasn't hard, it would not be worth doing and therefore not a challenge.

>>28368666
And the train continues, Satan

>>28357755
it is you retard

>>28358671
>trick him into grabbing them
h-how does one go about this? not because i want to do it, i just...want to know

>>28362377
GRANDPA?