can we get an improvised weapon thread? pic related is standard

I heard hells angels carry a lock with braided bandana and use it as a mace

>>28337779
You mean flail

>>28337763
brick in sock

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>>28337763
God I can't wait for this piece of shit to die.

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I used to carry pic related as a concealed weapon few years ago but sometimes when I need to go out for errands and can't find my pocket knife I will just grab pic related and put it in one of my pouches I have on my jacket.

Very reliable and durable as well which I like also this pic is just from the internet but I do gave it but I won't post it due to personal reasons

>>28338455
Aaaaannnnnnd thread derailed

>>28338455
God dammit when the hell Is Christmas break over?!?!!!!!

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>>28338464

>>28338484
When you go to hell but we're already in hell

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I've always been a fan of handmade rebar weapons.

I remember seeing a thread a while ago of some anon that welded a few pieces to like a 4-5 foot long piece of rebar and effectively made a poleaxe. I wish I had saved it.

>>28338455
>actually carries around a fucking rail spike as a defensive tool

Jesus fucking christ that is something you don't hear every day

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>>28338516
Antman please go.

>>28337763
https://youtu.be/3bXX8lsaaOo

https://youtu.be/r5YzsHKt-GU

Two highly effective options that on one looks twice at.

>>28338602
That theory has already been proven false because lucifag hates ants and hates women when antman actually didn't targeted women and actually love ants

>>28338624
Why not just use a aluminum bat or a steel made one with rail spikes on it instead that way you get extra collateral damage

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>>28338650
it's a matter of practicality mostly I think

if you're looking to affix railroad spikes to a metal bat, you're likely going to weld them and if you're going to weld something, you might as well upgrade past a bat based weapon. aside from that, the barbed wire can dig into a wooden bat on its own and is, subjectively, more intimidating than a metal bat with more metal on it.

then again, if you go for this sort of style with it, it could be bretty neat.

>>28338685
I always liked the mace weapon

I often wondered how much damage can a steel bat with rail spikes welded on to it would caused but now to think of it would be a powerful home defense tool

Just think about it obliterating a criminal's head when he goes to break into your home

Womder how that will go in court though?

>>28338776
You go to jail

I keep a spike bat me and my friend made in my bedroom in case i hear an odd noise outside, I bring it innawoods sometimes but most the time it just chills in the corner.

>>28338860
in America, everyone goes to jail

>>28338464
>derailed
Kek

>>28338932
>America IS jail buddy

>>28338932
Only if you're black, or REALLY fuck up.

>>28338455
Is that a calcified dildo?

>>>/b/659811127

Hey guys you gotta check this shit out!!!

>>28339957
I love those threads thanks for posting the link

Gonna go see what's new on there

Be right back

>>28339957
Thanks based anon, you degenerate fuck.

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25 lb Mace from onnit (that's oh-en-en-eye-tea). Use it for sick gains but I imagine it could fuck Jamal's day up.

>>28337763
This has always seemed stupid to me and likely to make your bat crack open when you hit something with it. 100x better would be to fit iron bands around the bat.

>>28339957
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

GODDFUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!

Fucking mods always ruins everything especially good fucking threads FUCK YOU /b/ MODS!!!

>>28339957
What the hell was it?

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>>28340249
Loli murder thread.
But thanks to our great new leader, they get sent to the gas chamber immediately.

>>28340249
It was a wonderful thread full of guro and tortured fluffies and anime chicks being raped and mentally fucked up

It was a great thread BUT THE MODS HAD TO DELETE IT FUCK YOU MODS FUCK YOU!!!

>>28340338
Antman, I'm not gonna tell you again, /k/ thinks your dead, now get the fuck /out/ already!!!!!

>>28340399
For fuck sakes why do you keep thinking im your gay lover antman?

I hate ants and i don't own a shelter and i don't live in that shitty state Arkansas or Texas or where ever that guy was living at and most importantly i don't have that "tumor or headeches" so give me one proof ONE EVIDENCE that i am him because i ain't and your full of shit

>>28338624

God I can't wait for Maggie to get her brains beaten out by that thing. Im gonna try to record that episode so that I can Jack off to it later.

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>>28340444
I know It's you.
Your not fooling anyone.....

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>>28340513
Aww thanks for the spoiler anon....
You fuck.

>>28340524
Whatever I'm not antman and besides he's fucking dead how can I even be him if he is dead?

>>28340560
Fuck forgot the tripcode but fuck all of y'all

>>28340552

Dude I don't even know who he's going to kill I just hope it's Maggie because she's hot and I want to watch her die

>>28338617
>believing him without any proof
Inb4 how would he prove he loves ants and hates women
He could record himself making love to an ant while a lady watches

>>28340552

Look at those stupid pussies

>>28338860
>what is self-defense
>>28340576
When ;)

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>>28337763
How did I do?

>>28340074
HELLO SWEET BITCHES

>>28342452
I think using that as a weapon is an emotional thing.

Gotta have alot of rage BOTTLED up.

>>28341838
>what is premeditation?

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>>28338361
yhou and me both

>>28340552
>>28340830
>implying they're going to kill the pregnant woman...
yeah not gonna happen unfortunately.. Glenn I hope gets brutalised

>>28338455
Honestly, I don't think it's terrible. It's way too fucking heavy but it's a hell of a lot better than one of those "Tactical defense pens"

>>28337763

wouldnt the nails get stuck tho?