>Be britbong at pub >Some guy who looks about 60 at the

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>>28334193
>what compels people to make shit up
>asked on 4chan

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Did you call him on it? You weren't a soft cunt, were you anon?

>>28334193
>Looks about 60
Obviously you're looking at the man who invented the time machine, OP. You should be happy that your group was the first to hear of his exploits using it.

>>28334193
>What compels people to do this shit
>everyone is like 'Wow that's amazing etc'
That's what.

There's lots of them because the general public doesn't know military shit, so it's a very cost-effective lie. Also, most guys would like to be seen as an action hero, which is why a good deal of their lies are about combat; very few, if any, military impostors lie about being some supply clerk in a warehouse during the war.

>>28334193

Because we play sad trumpet music for sad war veterans and fetishize their sad sacrifice in slow motion on tv.

>>28334193
OP, you were in the presence of a master storyteller. Such men go from pub to pub and help us relive the exploits and sacrifices of an earlier generation. I hope you bought him a round or two of drinks.

>>28336377
This.

it was entertaining right? he didnt get piss drunk off everyone lining up to buy the WW2 hero drinks did he? did he take your boyfreind home? then dont worry about it.

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>>28336377
>>28336413
>master storytellers detected

Just like the middle-aged drunk that was the 2nd man on the balcony during the Iranian Embassy Siege.

Evidently there were hundreds of men standing on that ledge when the windows blew.

>>28334193
>britbong
>pub

You alcoholic nanny staters couldn't even manage to properly administer a colony composed of your fellow countrymen, no wonder you resort to making up lies to make yourself feel better

>>28334193
My great uncle who is 90 fought in battle of the bulge and has three purple stars. Smoked for 50 years and doctors still don't believe him when they look and see he was born in 1925. Some people just don't age like other people. He just started opening up about all this only two years ago. Crazy stuff

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it's only REALLY a problem if someone's trying to get free shit from it, in which case it's fraud.

Me, I tell everyone about how I fought in the Revolutionary War all the time. now stay on your side of the water, bong.

>>28336820
>that bitch's face
Angry old coot, everyone should turn an old coot into their personal project.

If an old woman walks around with a face like that, she was likely an unfortunate person to be around even when she was in her "prime".

>>28336776
Shitpost harder senpai

>>28336820
>Cashier doesn't even flinch when the coot got decked.
>Hand the gentleman his change.
>Other customer just goes "Whelp."
Took 80 years for someone to put that bitch in her place.

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>>28336749
me on the left

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>>28336820
>that guy in line had to do a triple take

in my past life I was general george s patton, I lead my shermans Into battle in naples france ama

>>28334193
weapons related how?????

>>28334269
This

>>28336749
>>28337089

Every time

>>28336820
Story behind this?