You are given 100,000 troops and 50 billion USD to invade the

Build a wall. Let arabs handle their own problems themself-

Spend the rest of the money on economic development and infrastructure in my own country.

>>28304689
Imagine how many people you can hire for that wall-project.

Buy nuclear weapons and glass it

>>28304714
I don't have to hire anyone, my 100,000 troops will do it gratis for muh freedoms.

>>28304650
Spend it on invading, depopulating, and resettling Mexico down to the Tropic of Cancer.

Wait until electricity supplants oil in road vehicles, and biofuels for heavy equipment, boats, and off road vehicles, and Saudis no longer have money.

>>28304739
>Not using the refugees from the camps

>>28304748
>not doing it yourself for max gainz

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>>28304650
200 predator drones
200 man-portable miniature UAVs
2k T54s
3k BTR-60s/80s
Arm the remainder with WASRs, PKMs, and RPGs

Then I literally just strongarm my way in.

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>>28304650
buy nukes and all the stuff required to launch them
maybe buy some drones
teach there 100,000 fuckers how to operate the drones and push buttons for nukes

and gg, didnt even set a foot in that shithole

>>28304650
Tell those 100,000 people to fuck off and spend the rest of my life as billionaire shooting guns, driving expensive cars and fucking supermodels.

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Take the money and run to South America.

>>28304767
this desu
>get free wall
>get stronk troops the enemy is mirrin on

Build a super battleship for giggles with 30inch guns and modualr system so the guns can be replaced when Rail guns become feasible

also a satelite to use for targeting of land targets

the entire ship will be covered in CIWS

the 100 000 troops will man it and polish the guns

just fire randomly into the middel east with the gun and hope you hit the guys your suppose to

>>28304650
I will pay 100 billion Chinese 50 cents each to kill one ISIS member.

>>28304787
How many nuclear missiles can 50 billion even buy? Including the subs/silos.

>>28304823
>100 billion chinese
>7 billion people on earth
what

>>28304650
>build shitload of cheap nukes, pack case with nuclear waste just to up the radiation exposure
>special hardware prevents them from detonating over any allied country
>gib isis bombs
>isis bombs the shit out of the continental sandbox
>fallout everywhere
>radiation solves everything

>>28304725
the only correct answer

>>28304853
They've been building cities unnaground to hide their numbers and escape the pollution they spew above ground anon. Human population is closer to a quarter of a trillion people right now, almost all of them Chinese. They make their tools to dig new tunnels out of the bones of dead chinese. Their bullets and rifle stocks are made of chinese bone too. One day they will take to the surface to invade the US, only to be defeated by the blinding sun that they haven't seen in 8 generations.

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>>28304792

>not starting the largest and most well funded narco cartel in Colombia driving the other cartels out and taking over Colombia/Bolivia from the shadow

>Not waging war on ISIS with your Cartel for the shit and giggle cuz mo money mu problems

>Not dying gloriously in a shootout covered in coke/cosmoline and brass as your Lieutenant gets fed up with your shennanigans and does a coup.

>>28304650
keep $10 billion and put it out to tender offering a $40 billion budget

Buy an F-35A.

I create a militant religious faction to use terror tactics in Iraq and Syria where there is a major power vacuum insuring I create a very serious threat for moderate countries in the middle east, thus moderate countries call for support from western countries in return for money and oil.

Then the US government gives me a medal of honor and my 10 Million dollars for my services.

>>28304886
That's why they are always squinting

Take the 40b and ship all the dindus there. Tell them that's there turf and that Isis is trying to step in your hood. Two birds one stone

I spend the money building 1000s of schools and developmental infrastructure that preaches western secular principles. I initiate an extensive PR campaign using advertisement and social media to discredit ISIS in every way possible. I use the 100,000 troops to guard these facilities. It's not going to get rid of ISIS entirely, but it may reduce their recruitment to the point they become irrelevant.

I also select a fraction of my troops to run a black ops program to target ISIS leaders and disrupt their source of income.

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>>28304650
Battle:

buy state of the art satellite system (mainly CIS)

buy staff & security for said satellites

a fuck ton of drones

buy the emotional unstable drone operators

11,000 T-90s

2,000 M1A2SEPv3

50,000 dune buggies w/ mf rpgs and .50 cals

100 A-10s

250 B-52s

500 C-130s

give soldiers allowance to create their own kit

spend the rest on training, munitions and transport

Plan:

buy my way through Turkey, Iraq, and Jordan
push fast and deep south to southeast from Turkey

sats do the looking, drones and bombers do the bombing

glass the region, T-90s and dune buggies w/ A-10 support follows

Push south to north from Iraq and Jordan

conquer and divide the land

aid the Kurds once my fronts are established

claim some land for myself, I think the land between Lebanon and Turkey would be excellent

diligently avoid the political shitstorm to follow

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>>28304650
>What is your battle plan?
Pic related

>>28304650

Training training training. Train and drill those troops non-stop. Prefer to use M4's, but might go with AK's due to local ammo. Not sure what my logisitcs usage is.

Buy ~50 M198 Howitzers. Artillery is still the king of the battlefield. Also invest heavily in radios, for all of my soldiers. Communication is key. Superior training, artillery support, and communication is really all you need.

>>28304911
Implying you can afford an A and not a broken stock model

>>28304952
Kekked to death

Spend 75 billion paying contractors to ship 50 gallons of gas, then establish a FOB where my troops offend the locals and get blown up by IEDs for 12 years

>>28304650
I'd use my army to secure their oil and turn a profit. Then I would blockade every choke point refugees use to get to Europe. Why eradicate ISIS? They are committing genocide on their own shitty region not ours.

Keep those 10 million men in the US and not waste 50 billion dollars fighting a pointless conflict that will end up costing far more than twice that amount of money by the end

Wars are a fucking waste if you don't absolutely have to fight them

>>28304725
Came here to post this.

>implying any of the shit over there is worth saving

>Invade white house and remove puppet
>Invade federal reserve and remove loan shark
>Stop supplying weapons and toyotas to ISIS
>Tell Israel to go fuck itself
>Support Syria's government and stop policing the world

ISIS now cut off at the knees and they will now fade away

>>28305232
History of the world Part 3

Nuke the oil fields of Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, uae, Qatar, iraq, and Bahrain.

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>>28304650
A bunch of these and 100,000 chem suits.

Get 100,000 Kurds. Train them with rangers. Give them slavshit weapons to save bucks. a few Hind gun ships, tanks, BMPs ect. USA air force so they can't be bombed.

Pay them $2 for an arabs ear. Doesn't matter if its a for fighter or woman cooking dinner, an ear is an ear

They will genocide the Arabs so fast its not funny. This is the only way. You can't occupy the middle east when there are Arabs there. They will always bomb/shoot at occupiers. As long as there are Arabs Sunnis there will be a group like Isis. Genocide is the only way. But western militaries are too pussy for this. But Kurds have a centuries old hatred. They are the men for the job.

>>28305746
then make a giant soup with the ears

>>28304650
INVADE SEALAND

RETAKE RHODESIA

REMOVE CARTEL

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>>28305746
You can avoid a complete and wholesale ethnic cleaning with some extra steps, though.

Spend some of your budget on some godawful flag-branded clothing that barely covers up the body and certainly couldn't ever be used to hide a weapon. Denim short shorts and flimsy wifebeaters and shit. Air drop it along with some pamphlets explaining that the Kurds will be in roaming execution squads looking for anyone not in the new Arab uniform. Then you send the Kurds in with some surplus britbong driveby machines and wait until compliance is achieved.

>>28304842
the average icbm costs $70 million, so you could buy 714 ICBMS

>>28304650
Give me 10 times that value and I'll have iran absolutely rek Saudi Arabia.

>>28304650

I hire some shady American corporation to turn the entire Middle East into a giant parking lot, having them demolish one city at a time and pave until the entire region is nothing but a concrete slab unable to support life.

Now that they can't live in the ME, ISIS has no reason to exist and Europe suddenly gets a population boost from all the people who now need a place to live. Everybody wins!

>>28305746
>fund genocide
>decry genocide
>wait out genocide until they're done genociding
>decry pariah state your CIA money created
>use political pressure to force muh democratic elections
>pariah state shuffles the cards of it's government and is recognised by the UN and enters alliance with NATO
sounds good

>>28305795
That's not including the price of a warhead.
With a Nuke you'll barely be able to field 25 which is enough to glass ISIS and Mecca

>>28304778
yeah that totally went like, perfect, for the soviet army in afghanistan

>>28305820
Sounds like it's happened before

>>28305793

Why would I want to avoid a genocide (ethnic cleansing is just to move a population. I don't want to move them)

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>>28304886
>yfw chinese morlocks

>>28304911
he said fifty billions not five hundred billions

buy 50 billion of 7.62×39 rounds.

Pack every 50th with Semtex.

Sell at a 20% mark up.

Make money. Watch Arabs AK's blow up in their face

>>28304778
I feel like there was a group of people that did that. In the 80s. Can't really remember how it ended.

Extend great wall of China too the Mediterranean (above Turkey, fuck those cunts)

Everybody wins

Buy nukes, destroy their employers (Turkey, Saudia arabia, Israel), then use what I have left to join up and reinforce the kurds, saa and russia with men and money to purge what's left of Isis

>>28304650
Tell everyone to go home and take the 50bill and go to Saudi and do a shitoad of blow and fuck some saudi sluts

>>28305688
Michilin man suits don't protect you from radiation, at best they prevent you from inhailing contaminated material and when used properly they stop you from tracking contaminated material into a clean area on your shoes and clothes

>>28304725
>Glass it
>Eradicate a culture and a people
>Destroy historical buildings, artifacts and other constructs
>Seriously thinks his opinions and beliefs are for the betterment of global society.
>Admits his self centered isolationism and close minded assumption of his own superiority.
>pick one

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>>28304650
>What is your battle plan?

Problem solved.

>>28306076
I pick
>Glass it

>>28306076
>Destroy historical buildings, artifacts and other constructs
>implying ISIS isn't already doing such because those mesopotamian historical sites are haram
they're destroying the only culturally important things in the region already. glass isis and glass the fertile crecent vs isis runs roughshod over the middle east and destroys it all anyway. those historical sites are as good as destroyed already, might as well kill all the fucks tearing down temples and burning museums.

>>28306076
>Destroy historical buildings, artifacts and other constructs

Wait, aren't those unwashed, inbreed, hadjis already destroying ancient relics of early civilization and thousands of people as well?
Fuck M.E. Fuck Islam. They can rot.

>>28304650
Get NATO and Russia to help eradicate ISIS, give Turkey oil in exchange or halted trade with them, and then spend most of the money on building up the Middle East so the same shit doesn't happen over and over again like it hs been doing since the 1970s

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>>28306100

>>28306076
is this nigga serious

>>28306105
Gas won't damage artifacts.

>>28306075
....which is why I said I would buy 100,000 of them.

Build a flak tower in the ME. Throw my 100,000 guys in and around the tower. Fortify the everloving shit out of it. Kill anybody who shows up there. Slowly branch out as the kill count from the tower rises. Build more towers and repeat until the populace is pretty much non existant. Then turn the middle east into /k/ommandostan.

>>28304650
I'm going to need at least 1 Trillion USD

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>>28304943
lol, most wont see what you did, but I did.

Cheers homie

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>>28304650
I am being 100% honest. I feel that within 10 years Europe will basically be at the point with refugees where we might see another Holocaust.

That said, change 100,000 troops to 100,000 personnel and I use the $50,000,000 to develop and deploy Terror Drones. They ambush along the roads, drag bodies away and bury them, and then bury themselves so only their solar panels are exposed to recharge.

>>28307106
Add 3 0s to the money number.

And if Terror Drones are too much, then I sadly prove the Robocop remake right and drop in ED-209s.

>>28304650
>Buy 20 B-52Hs (Let's say 60m/ea), $1.2BUS Spent
>Convert to drones (Extrapolate, say $800M total). Spent $2B.
>Spend remaining $48B on carpet bombing operations, give troops vacation.

>>28304650
>buy up crop dusters
>buy persistent chemical weapons (VX, G-series, empty out chemical stockpiles of nations who don't want to deal with that shit)
>use 100,000 troops as containment troops
>fumigate ISIS towns one by one until there no survivors left

Probably just take people over to the USA and have them visit American families in an exchange program. It would calm everyone down I think.

Begin training the troops in manoeuvre warfare.
Run out of money after sixteen days.
Ask for more money.
Get less than needed, reduce troop strength to maintain quality.
Wash, rinse, repeat.

End up with one squadron of SF and one squadron of support staff.

Do the job anyway. Just like we always do.

>>28304650
>buy container ship
>stuff 100,000 naked men into a couple of shipping containers
>drop rotting starved corpses off in Iraq
>take rest of the money and live out my days in luxury

>>28307106

>I am being 100% honest. I feel that within 10 years Europe will basically be at the point with refugees where we might see another Holocaust.

No that's just your inner 13 year old's wet dream.

>>28307106
>another holocaust.

Yeah, of the native Europeans.

>>28308435
Oh no. It's not a /pol/-esque desired thing at all. It's more a "holy shit, the entire world has gone to hell" thing. History repeating itself via the ignorance of people desperate to stop history from repeating itself and setting up the exact scenario that led to the situation happening.

Scares the shit out of me.

>>28308471
Oh okay my bad, comment redacted.

>>28304819
i like this

>>28306076
Nobody gives a fuck, if you really want though we could send in Delta Force first to grab a few of the most valuable loots, I mean artifacts

>>28304650
hire the call of duty guys to create a drone operating game that runs on ps4/xboxone/computer... link it to actual cheap drones that carry grenades in the desert... use sales of the game to fund more drones... between the 50b initial investment.. and the extra income from the video game nuts you can buy a LOT of cheap drones at maybe 100~200 a pop... however you can probably negotiate a bulk rate for cheaper... after gamers have leveled anything that looks like it is capable of moving then invade and keep the oil.

>>28305853
>>28305955
That's kinda the joke.

>>28308568
holy shit, have you pitched this idea to the US government yet?

>>28308568
Have you considered expanding to mobile platforms?

>>28308471
I hear ya. The SJWs in power are so desperate not to hurt anyones feelings, they utterly refuse to resist outside forces, leading to unbalance, leading to swift, sure and often brutal corrective measures undertaken with less thought than the situation deserves

>>28304650
Buy a few nukes get rid of Israel..

>>28304650
Develop power armor.

>>28310382

Top kek

Why would you guys nuke anything?
Conventional bombing followed by boots on the ground genocide.

>>28304787
When I was in Florida.

We watched the shuttle take off.

It was loud, impressively loud. I mean it was like, really loud.

>>28308772
no reason not too... your not really using a lot of processing power... unlike in a video game the computer doesn't have to figure out how your enemies behave... it just has to show the live video with as little lag as possible.... ... leaderboards for top score... unlockable (or buyable) larger size drones with bigger explosives... sure you'd get some protests from human rights groups.. but people would play it.

biggest problem is what to do with those 100k soldiers in the meantime... can't just lay them off and in the meantime you have to feed and pay them...

>>28311324
Retrain them to maintain drones

Put a few of the smartest through engineering school, have them design an automated assembly line for drones and bombs

>>28306742
This

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>>28304952
You made me laugh, early Xmas present. Merry Christmas /k/ommandos!

>>28304650
Create and train elite corps of assassins (like Sam Fisher crossed with muh ninjas). Send them to kill people. People like suicide bombers' and ISIS members' families and friends. Suddenly "allahu akbar!" has consequences for their loved ones.

>>28311361
of course. can probably also get a bunch of them involved in transporting and launching the drones out there.

also not sure you'd need to maintain them... I suppose you could design the drones to drop grenades... but if you can get the drones cheap enough then you could just use them as one time suicide bombs... with 50b assuming you spend 150 on a drone with some explosive.. your in the 300 million drone range....

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>>28307893
I like this plan but needs moar pew

>>28311475
on a side note... got curious... and while this idea wasn't all that serious to begin with...

https://uavsystemsinternational.com/product/cheerson-cx-20/?v=7516fd43adaa

this is a 260$ dollar quadcopter that can apparently carry 3.3 pounds for about 15 minutes without a problem... thats almost enough to carry a claymore....

>>28305089
> claim land in the middle East
> avoid political shut storm
Ask Israel how that worked for them

>>28304650
Buy a few AN-225s full of VX, 100,000 CBRN suits, and some surplus M113s with those enclosed turrets the aussies put on theirs. Just gas the whole region and roll through with little aluminum bricks to make sure you got everyone.

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snipers.....lots of snipers.
rules of engagement? weapons free

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>>28304650

>Completely fund it to Clandestine/PsyOps purposes
>Divide Et Impera
>Use field agents to create internal divide on the ISIS
>Make shittons of internal factions, supply them with some equipments, let them fight eachother
>Form a 'Mercenary' company like the Blackwater with the 100,000 troops and 'rent' them to neighboring nations like Iraq, Jordan, Israel, etc
>Acquire more money from the mercenary business
>Meanwhile ISIS is now disbanded because of prolonged internal fightings
>Use the 'Mercenary' forces to loot the shit out of the remains of the ISIS territories such as artifacts, weapons, etc
>Make even more bigger mercenary
>Now I own a big business that reaps profit from conflicts, selling weapons and services to 3rd world shitholes
>Blackwater 2.0

>>28304725
Underrated

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>hire 1 million "actors"
>each payed a sum of $50,000
>require them to dress as roman soldiers
>march them through middle east on conquest
>require them to kill atleast 1 ISIS member or mudslime for pay
>watch in endless amusement as roman empire is brought back in a matter of weeks
Oh and use the other 100,000 troops to mop up.

BUT WAIT
>alternatively
>Spend all money on space station as close to the death star as possible (without the retarded exhaust hole obviously)
>require 100,000 troops to wear storm or clone trooper outfits
>become the empire
Best plan

>>28311701
>>28311770
these two is best plan

>>28304819
the most /k/ answer

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>>28311701
>Blackwater 2.0

Really? Nothing more imaginative than that?

>>28305036
No.....Just, just no,

>>28304965
what about the beaners?

>>28304650
>form Rhodesia in the ME

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>>28304650

>I will buy roughly 300,000,000 nuggets with a spam can of ammo for each
>free nugget to whoever joins me
>march 300,000,000 strong in ranks
>volly fire by rank and demolish a city with 1,500,000,000 nugget rounds
>bayonet charge to finish off the survivors
>repeat at every city

>>28304650
Fail. The Iraq war alone cost 1.7 trillion dollars.

>>28312467

And was packed full of pointless bullshit pork.

It was another nam. If you want to win in the middle east you need to go in in force and curb stomp them.

Dune coons only respect one thing. power.

And when you cuck your troops into saying that cant shoot unless they are fire upon it shows them you and your troops are weak.

They will hind behind human shields because it works for the most part. the only nation that will blow up a missile base that operates inside a school is the jews.

>realize futility on waging war against idealogy
>pocket 40 billion and evenly distribute the rest to the 100,000 men (don't want to devalue the currency by distributing too much cash :^)

>>28305491
fag

>>28312508
Russia has done a pretty good job of it so far, they keep hitting civilian occupied targets but haven't killed a single one yet!

>Nuke the middle east
>Literally half the worlds problems gone

>>28304650
>if they run, they're haji's
>if they stand, they're disciplined haji's
/thread

>>28306882
What is the source of that picture? It seriously creeps me out if it's true.

>>28312786
I hate to break it to you anon, but girls with brown hair exist throughout the world, it's not a conspiracy

>>28312629
this.

They haven't contributed shit in hundreds of years, and have just held us back.

>>28304650

Poison Gas. Lots of poison gas

Neutron Bombs

I'd get a shit-ton of Arab speakers, and people familiar with Arab culture on board first.

Then, find all the ethnic groups that have traditionally been mistreated by Arabs for the last few generations (Alawites, Christians, Druize, Kurds, Bahai, etc.) and airdrop supplies to them.

Then we would find people within ISIS held regions who are dissatisfied with ISIS rule and recruit them, and have an army of informants.

Then, the strategic bombing begins.

>>28304650
>Call up Russia and China, split middle east like cake
>coordinate chemical weapon bombardment
>build oil wells and make business of removing gold teeth from corpses

>century of peace, prosperity and advancement.

>repeat with africa

>>28304650
I redraw the borders the british fucked up.

Problem solved.

>Pay specially trained soldiers to go in and remove all internet and phones
>Station guys along border
>full embargo on the area
>spend a few million to arm everyone
>let tribal conflict begin
>try to stop UN and NATO from going in and saving it
>whoever wipes everyone else in the area wins
>build wall
>leave

same for africa.

pretty much impossible

>>28311670
Ebin

>>28304886
Capped

>>28306100
/Thread. Also...

Under

Rated

Post

>>28304823
Top kek.

>>28304886
Chin/k/s confirmed unnaground.

>>28304943
>These implications won't imply themselves.

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Genocide and occupation/annexation with help from a coalition with Russia and Iran. If targeted cities have material valuables, use chem/bio weapons. Mountains will be nuked, flat if possible. Anyone that doesn't want to be involved with the enemy will live in occupation zones under watch. Not siding with us results in death.

>>28304943
You mean charge you for war crimes right?

$50B? Oh boy... this is going to be fun. That's more than Germany spent on it's entire military this year apparently.

With that much cash I'm just going to assume these troops are trained to at least basic 1st world military standards if not better.

Mostly using wiki numbers so if something seems off or is not priced, that's why.
>10 C-130Es (~$119M, leaves $49.881B)
>4 C-5M Galaxy transports (~360M, $49.521B)
>2 Wasp class amphibious assault ships (~$1.5B, $48.021B)
>50 T-80Us ($1.1B, $46.921B)
>3 LCACs ($123M, $46.798B)
>20 Mi-28 Havocs ($320M, $46.478B)
>20 KA-50 Black Sharks ($320, $46.158B)
>20 SU-27 Flankers ($600M, $45.558B)
>10 SU-34 Fullbacks ($360M, $45.198B)
>10 T-14 Armata MBTs for trial use ($37M, $45.161B)
>10 2K22 Tunguskas ($160M, $45.001B)
>2 PAK-FA T-50s for trial use ($100M, $44.901B)
>30 Pantsir-S1s ($440.1M, $44.4609B)
>40 BMP-3s ($110.6M, $44.3503B)
>1 E-3 Sentry ($270M, $44.0803B)
>2 E-2 Hawkeyes ($352M, $43.7283B)
>10 PzH 2000s ($45M, $43.6833B)

Pt. 1

>>28313922
>$50k of commercially available long range quadcopter "drones" and RC planes with real time video feed
>10 TOS-1 Buratinos
>enough ammo and fuel to keep my forces well supplied for at least 6 months
>at least 1 Tu-95 because why not
>two medium size container ships with cranes and at least one Pantsir on each
>at least 10 Super Hinds
>upgrade pretty much all of it in some useful way as well as having everything translated everything to english
>at least 2-4 S-400 SAM systems when available
>buy solid equipment for a modern fighting force, likely max budget of $1B, or $10000 per soldier. Excess kept as rainy day fund.
>main rifle AK-103s or AK-12s depending on cost
>10 LCM-8s
>small fleet of cheap but still capable destroyers

Remaining funds:
>buy small island suitable as home base, either in Mediterranean Sea, South China Sea, Philippine Sea, or Indian Ocean
>$1B max set aside for relocation funds assuming the island has a small population I'd need to convince to leave
>build runway, barracks, food production facilities, port facilities, all the essentials for self sufficiency and basic operations assuming they're not already present
>invite veterans from the US and other notable nations to join bolstering our numbers
>non-military residents required to own at least one assault rifle and train at least once a month
>/k/omrades welcome, just don't be a fuckup
>$2B set aside for emergency maintenance, fuel, ammo, whatever

Come out of it with around $25B-$35B left over depending on island cost and construction costs and I'm probably way over-budgeting construction costs.

Pt. 2

>>28304650

carpet bombing. do a pol pot and start again from year zero.

I buy like 5,000 predator drones and fully arm them to the teeth with hellfires, then just rain missiles on ISIS.

>>28313926
>VERY limited ROE. Objective is to kill the bastards to the last man, not have a tea party with them.
>hit hard and fast with air strikes all over the place
>helo hunter/killer parties launching from Wasps regularly
>send covert teams in for assassination, sabotage, and general assholery
>if locals attack my forces remind them I'm not there to fight them but will if they keep that shit up, reminder may include a bomb up the offender's ass depending on situation
>if by some hilarious miracle ISIS gets more aircraft provoke them into getting airborne and crush them in the skies
>really try to build solid relations with both the US and Russia
>ground warfare entirely asymmetric and based around killing VIPs and any dumb motherfucker who dares support my primary enemy
>offer port and airfield access to both the US and Russia
>Attempt to set up joint training with the US and Russia. Separately or at the same time, doesn't matter. Though with both at the same time might help US/Russian relations along with ours.
If you have not figured it out, I don't want to have to deal with the eagle or the bear as enemies for any reason, rather be friends and give them a reason to give me shit.
>assuming ISIS really is a US creation and the US starts getting pissed about us killing all their patsies then get as chummy as possible with Russia, maybe China too
>if possible get actual permission for boots on the ground, use main ground force as roving death machine
>level enemy held villages and towns if civilians have evacuated
>carefully level enemy villages and towns where civilians are present
>drop leaflets telling civilians they should GTFO soon where needed, insurgents being the tards they are may think they actually have a chance
>do not directly interfere with my officers and their orders/plans unless it's a must, they do their job I do mine
>ensure my troops know that kissing the supreme leader's ass is not how you get promoted, skill and actions are

Pt. 3 (final)

>>28304819

>just fire randomly into the middel east with the gun and hope you hit the guys your suppose to

hmm just like they're doing right now then huh

>>28304823
Lolwut

>>28304911
I want you to know that I chuckled heartily at this and then my family asked what was so funny. I explained the joke and my college aged sister asked if an F-35 was a bomb.

>>28314091
>>28304853
Fifty cent posts, New flags.

(50B USD)(0.50)=100B Payments of fifty cents.

>>28314295
*newfags not
>New flags.

>>28304689
saudi arabia is already building a wall to keep them out along its border. you know dick about strategy and warfare. wasted mre tax payers money.

http://www.businessinsider.com/saudi-arabia-is-building-a-600-mile-great-wall-to-shield-from-isis-2015-1?IR=T

>>28306076
And nothing of value was lost
Shit skins have already sold off or destroyed most of anything they do not like anyway.

>>28306086
best answer so far. kills isis and leaves the historical sites and oil rigs intact

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>>28305853
>>28305955
>erdicate ISIS
>not occupy syria and iraq for 9 years.

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>>28304886
>>28304952

>>28315256
>not neutralize the israeli threat once and for all

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>>28315436
>time for the /k/omandos to shine.

>>28304650
Give my army to someone competent.

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>>28315476

Use 100k troops strong arm illegals and niggers, use existing military and the extra cash to bio/chem attack middle east, sit back and enjoy

>>28315436
Someone should tell him "The American people".

>Disregard the ROE and Geneva convention
>Everything is a legit target
>Flatten towns and villages with B-52's
>Exterminate everything you come into contact with
>Anybody at home that protests our methods is locked up as a collaborator
>Apply this doctrine to all Muslim countries

Job done.

>>28316485
>disregard ROE

we DD nao

>>28304650
buy a lot of planes
Non stop bombing for as long as it takes
After we run out of bombs send in the soldiers to massacre everyone SS style

>>28306076
>Culture and a people
A people that follow a book of terrorism, they want to do nothing but take over every country and kill anyone that doesn't follow their ways

>Destroy historical buildings, etc
They're already doing that, intentionally.

>Blah blah, opinions, etc
So far most of the world is hating them for their actions.

Confirmed for you being an ISIS supporter, hopefully the FBI knocks on your door and you get a twelvey in your chest.

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>create a drone oper8r's unit.
>buy drones and stockpile of missiles
>no ROE's
>glass the whole bitch
>final campaign
> launch Davy Crockett into the Mecca

>>28304746
something will supplant oil, but it sure as hell isn't going to be electricity stored in chemical batteries

>>28305688
>100,000 men in MOPP4
>1 hour later you have 100,000 heat casualties

>>28316399
Fruitless but hilarious

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Deploy 50k troops from Mediterranean Sea into syria, deploy 25k troops along the iraq/Saudi Arabia border, and the remaining troops along Turkeys border. These troops along the border will prevent the majority of isis from fleeing into surrounding countries while the 50k troops systematically push isis forces into Iran, because Iran fucking blows. Money is used to supply troops with the necessities, any remaining money goes to sea/air cover.

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Buy as many of these as I can get

>>28304650
has cia really out of ideas lol

just give it to one of the groups that is completly secular maybe even assad

How many nukes can you build with $50 billion?

Fuck loads of napalm, cheap so i can spend the rest of the cash on building my own country after i burnt Islam out.

Barrel bombs filled with liquid chlorine and muriatic acid. Cost effective and deadly. Plus gas is just as effective as a psychological weapon. spend the rest on artillery to corral them into cities and strongholds.

>>28304725
Nah, buy bio-weapons instead
>more terrified result
>infrastructures, as well as priceless historical artifacts remain unharmed

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Can I trade the troops for more cash?

Because I want to research a time machine and use it to go back and portal some Waffen SS divisions into Iraq. No bullshit ROE, Baghdad becomes Warsaw Ghetto 2.0, laugh as the sand niggers lose to 40s tech, only issue is that now I have a bunch of Nazis in Iraq instead of ISIS to deal with.

>>28306076
>mudslimes
>people
YOU pick one.

>>28321453
>nazis in iraq
>implying there is a problem

>>28304650
Establish a modern Crusader state near Israel. Start massive recruitment campaign for soldiers all over. Actually give ISIS the holy war they want.

Drive them out of the middle east in a long campaign, taking various important centers of industry (As much as that applies), begin the process of conversion and westernization in a select few cities. Make a massive reeducation/brainwashing effort until the word muslim is to them like white guilt is to a liberal. Promote the best and most charismatic converts to leaders. Turns these industrial centers into the wealthiest places of the entire region where those living there live like kings to the rest of the middle east. Perhaps this sort of luxury will cause surrounding villages to abandon their faith to live a better life.

Eventually use the converted populace to retake Israel and found a new state there.

>>28321959

but Islam is a religion of peace !

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Also buy anthrax beta.

>>28315436
Please tell me this is an article from the onion.

>>28321453
This. i want to see a ISIS vs dirlewanger division battle.

>>28304650
Vietnam tactics.

HUI gunships shooting farmers and flamethrowers for foxholes.

It worked so good the first time china had to send 1 million troops.

>become president
>change import laws to make US accept all arms coming into the country
>wait a week for mass shooting
>threaten to ban all assault rifles
>define assault rifles as all guns
>100,000 troops spread propaganda
>Americans panic buy all the ammo and guns in the world
>ISIS disarmed

>>28323671

Of course it is, Obama would want to give the guns to ISIS.

>>28306076
>Glass it
That's the plan.

>Eradicate a culture and a people
They have as much culture as the mongols. An invader culture that doesn't innovate and only takes is pretty worthless.

>Destroy historical buildings, artifacts and other constructs
They don't give a shit abotu other people's building or historical artifacts. They go out of their way to destroy them when they are historical.
Besides all the good examples are near spain, not sandistan.

>Seriously thinks his opinions and beliefs are for the betterment of global society.
Implying all opinions and beliefs are equal... Nothing can ever be superior or inferior to anything else...

>Admits his self centered isolationism and close minded assumption of his own superiority.
Isolationism isn't bad if you have the geography to support it.
Islam is shit. Every other option is superior to it. Not only because of the content of islam, but because everyone else stopped giving a shit about religion a few centuries ago.


The truth is 99.8% of christians are terrible christians with little care for the actual content of the bible and a relatively common set of values developed independent from their religion. Christians with 'christian' values are typically good people and bad christians.

And 99.8% of muslims are faithful muslims who take their faith seriously and obediently follow the will of their religious leaders and their holy texts, to the detriment of themselves and the world.
Muslism with muslim values are typically bad people and good muslims.

>>28324703
Kekeronni

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As a Poland
>Create Space Program
>Fly to moon
>Build Rocket engines at black site of moon
>Build orbital laser
>remove kebabs from middle east
>remove germany
>take back lvov
>reborn Rhodesia
>nobody can atack you because you have engines on moon ready to crush at earth.
Problem solved