If I wanted to destroy Santa on his yearly violation of American

>>28278593
Why all the Santa hate on /k/? He's pretty fucking based if he brings us guns.

>>28278593
For weapon an AIR 2 genie should work

>>28278604
>Why all the Santa hate on /k/

Motherfucking St. Nick didn't even bother to bring me coal.

Santa travels at near luminal speeds, by the time you pick up his radar signature he's long gone. Don't believe the NORAD song and dance about a friendly old man putting around in a sleigh, that fucker has a job to do and he means business.

>>28278593
> NORAD doesn't already track Santa
> Santa-1 never files a flight plan with the FAA

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>>28278593
Well, im not entirely sure what weapons you need to take down such an operator like santa but we all know the age old bait of milk and cookies

>>28278593
Fan Song radar and a SA-2 should do the trick. Especially if he is in a lemon like the F-35

>>28278593
F35

>>28278593
Santa visits at least a billion homes in one night. We're talking about thousands of houses in a second. Clearly, Santa's sleigh is capable of FTL travel and can manipulate the flow of time.

I doubt that any amount of firepower could stop him.

>>28279004
> implying there aren't multiple santa clauses

>>28278664
I bet the "Santa" NORAD is tracking isn't even him, but an false report. Come to think about it when NORAD reported that Santa flew over my area, presents where not under the tree.

That fucker probably has a RCS the size of a BB, the speed of a Blackbird, and the armaments of a F-15E. With the age of drones I probably won't doubt that he has drones doing his work.

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>>28279043
I am Santa Claus, and so are you.

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>implying you can track or shoot down this

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>>28280090

>Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open slayyyy lmao

>>28278604
bitches be afraid he gonna come knock they asses out like he did to arius.

>>28279147
Big Boss doesn't believe in Santa, right?

>>28278593
You get Santa to sign a deal to use Windows as the OS on his sleigh, then you hack his navigational computer through the windows vulnerabilities and plot him a course straight into the ground

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>>28280495
https://youtu.be/5x6mVUDB6Fw

Poor Boss. Huey's such a fucking asshole. He's just telling him the truth, NORAD does do it, honest....

>>28280538
I know about the NORAD stuff, but the real question here is whether or not Venom believed in Santa.

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>>28280538
But does Santa believe in Big Boss?!

>>28278687
crashing this sleigh

>>28278593

He has literal god-tier logistics. You'll never destroy him in a way that he can't immediately rebuild.

Fuck you OP, you will never stop Santa

>>28280772
He's a big guy

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>>28278593
just mount a flak gun to your roof, if you can't shoot down his stealth sleigh then bomb the north pole in retaliation.

>>28278593
He can fly around the world and shit.
I will be at his house fucking his wife.