These 4 guys arise from the swamp and start walking toward

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Ask Danish SF what the fuvk they want in my country.

>>28277483
Lol... I own a 1911 in .45acp.

I could handle 8+1 of those guys.

a 9mm fag started this thread for sure. Only 9mm fags don't know the answer.

>>28277483

I wonder what a swamp is doing in the middle of the Sonoran Desert.

Wonder what's going on.

Then I remember that all the swamps in this part of Virginia were drained years ago.

>>28277483
Ask them why their eyes are pure white.
Seriously, what the fuck are they wearing over their eyes?

Wave

>>28277483
Tell them that i'm Norwegian and can offer them lots of oil and fish.

Stand still so they think I'm a tree from under that ridiculous mask and net

>>28277491
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>Turn 360 degrees

>>28277697
let's play spot the newfag

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>>28277697

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Tell them to fuck off because it's my swamp.

>>28277721
I want shrek's green juices inside of me

Ask where Dethklok is performing

>>28277537

Those are holes in their helmets, not their eyes.

>>28277813
Ah...okay then

>>28277483
Raise my hands slowly and make no threatening movements. If they're walking towards me it's already too late, but if they wanted me dead I would've been dead before I saw them, so hopefully they will just interrogate me with red hot iron pokers in my ass and move on.

Be perfectly calm because I dont have an irrational reaction to a camoflage net draped over a divers head.

IA IA CTHULU FHTAGN

Pull off my skin to expose my inner sklintn and spook them away

>>28277483
What are these guys again? GROM?

Do they actually where those stupid hoods while out oper8in? Or are they just for publicity photos to make them "SUPER SCARY ELITE FROGMEN"?

>>28277705
>>28277720
You're obviously the newfags if you're too young to know basic math.

>>28277909
kek lurk more

>>28277909
Fucking day/k/are, I swear.

>>28277904
German/Dutch/Danish/Some europoor shithole equivalent of frogmen.

>>28277909
This boars gets a little newer and shittier every day

>>28277909
You should probably stop posting, for awhile.

>>28277904
>Do they actually where those stupid hoods while out oper8in?
Bumping

>>28277537
They're looking down, the white is helmet holes

ello, ja?

>>28277909
Lurk moar

Generally, if multiple people call you a newfag, responding to them will only further show your newfaggotry

>>28277483
Inform them that their net-fishing technique is a little lacking.

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>>28277909
>this is /k/ now

>>28277483
Step out of their way, because theres zero chance I am their target.

>>28277909
Dear God I hope this is bait.

>please let this be bait.

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>>28278017
it's just camo that conceal better when emerging from water
they take it off on land obviously

The main purpose of such nets are to cover the goggles because goggles reflect light easily

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>>28278056
>mfw i made that image literally like 10 years ago
>I contributed to the internet

>>28278090
That's fucking stupid. They could have a dedicated, and smaller AND CERTAINLY LIGHTER THAN A FULL HEAD HOOD, device by just have a honeycomb outer piece like some military scopes have facing out.

The size and exact shape would be different and more "chain-like," but you wouldn't worry about it falling off or jangling around like a set of keys. My main point is it would be rigid too.

So the eurofrogmen are just tryharding spoopy.

>>28277909
You got memed son.

>>28277743
kek

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>>28278120
itsgudm8

>>28277933
You don't even know that turning 360 would end up with you facing the same way you were and you're saying i'm in daycare. Idiot.

>>28278090
I had never thought about it before, but goggles being reflective would be a major concern. I wonder what other options exist besides nets and honeycomb scope things.

>>28278128
Some times military units do DIY stuff because it's more practical than having every trivial need covered by a professional product.
Throw a piece of net over and it will fit with any goggle, not just the one you ordered a cover for

>>28277922
>>28277933
>>28277960
>>28278008
>>28278040
>>28278056
>>28278088
>>28278130
>see the newfag 360 back and forth
>I bet they would take the bait if I make a fake response
>come back to 8 responses
I'm actually a little dissapointed in you guys.

>>28278159
Your new is showing.

Either that or you're pretending to be retarded. I can't tell amymore.

>>28278197
>I-I was m-merely baiting them.

>>28278128
u jelly we stylin

>>28278199
Man shut the fuck up. I'm pretending to be retarded but you're the one who has never fucking learned basic math.

>>28278184
I concede this, but the full hood is still more than necessary and essentially dumb.

>>28278230
I was though.
I know you probably feel silly that you all took the bait and let the thread get derailed, but you did.

I mean really, read my fucking post. It's a perfectly constructed shitstorm of arrogance and smug snarkyness. You don't need to be a genius to realise that it's bait.

It worked so well that this anon (>>28278251
) has decided to continue with it, and you're still fucking taking the bait.

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>>28278197

>>28278279
>damage control

>>28278322
We're on a board with no id's.
Even if I had a damaged ego which I don't because you're the ones who acted like fools, I would be better served just abandoning the topic.

Ironically the people who refuse to believe they fell for the worlds most obvious bait are doing damage control.

>>28278318
Whatever makes you feel better dude.

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>>28278144
thanks, brother

>>28278355
>damage control

>>28277697

You must be a newfag, you clearly missed the joke.

>>28278394
The fact you're still responding makes me think you know you're wrong.

If you actually thought I was that retarded then you would've just shrugged me off.

>dissapointed /k/ takes such blatant bait
>more dissapointment as they try to ocnvince me that it wasn't bait
oy vey

>>28277697

Clearly you never moon walked before.

>>28278424
>damage control
>typing paragraphs to two word posts

>>28277505

Only 8+1....kek.

>Not carrying a G17.
>Not enjoying that 17+1 cap.
>Not having a 33 rounder mag for a back up.

It's like you don't even value your life. Even if I shot each one three times, I can still shoot six of them before a reload.

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Chill. They're danes, they wouldn't attack me because that would be opressive and would not respect multiculturalism.

>>28278279
Why are all commonwealth niggers such faggots?

>>28278743
Can't hack the bants?

>>28277483

Ask them what sort of faget anime they are cosplaying

>>28278760
I'm just tired of it. What's the point?

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>>28277697

>>28278783
It's funny.

>>28278605
Denmark is not Sweden (yet).

>>28278045
Kek

nothing
>because i dont live in a fucking swamp

>>28277483
Flick my carry battle rifle over to safety and ask if I can help the fine gentleman remove kebab

>>28279270
But anon, eurocucks ARE kebab now.

>>28277506
This!

But seriously I'd just say "hey dudes" and carry on.

>>28278482
>using an ineffective caliber
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Tucson_shooting
>She was shot through the head at point-blank range
Might as well use a stick, you have a better chance of doing some damage that way.

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>>28278355

>>28277738
Pls go back to /b/

>>28278424
DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>28277483
Pray to Nurgle

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>>28277483

AM I BEING DETAINED ???!!!!!!

>>28277483
set myself on fire

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>>28277697

>>28277491
>360
You are not into math are you?

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>>28277483
Wonder where these Muslim women are headed and why they do not have a male escort.

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>>28277506
Floridafag here
This situation is possible for me

>>28283974
>memes
you must be new here.

>>28281618
underrated post

>>28277483
Tell them this is my swamp and it's all ogre now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcxlexAJycY&ab_channel=SpinefarmRec

>>28278424
>>>/pol/

>>28278257
This picture has come up in the past and the general consensus was that it's actually to break the through the surface of the water in a nice smooth shape. A bunch of lumpy goggles and ears make more noisy drips and ripples than a conical mesh.

>>28277697
>not turning, side-stepping and moonwalking all over the place
m8 do you even oper8

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>>28277943

>>28277697
>>28283974
>newfags

You're looking at some distant woods you might wanna inna and these eighteen guys start crawling towards you, their tote bags rustling slightly.

What do?

>>28280389
>can't even greentext
You now realize 2x9mm is more than 1x.45

>>28277491
I think you mean a 360 noscope

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>>28278128
>That's fucking stupid. They could have a dedicated, and smaller AND CERTAINLY LIGHTER THAN A FULL HEAD HOOD, device by just have a honeycomb outer piece like some military scopes have facing out.

It breaks the distinctive "head" shape when they surface and gives a natural color, making it harder to recognise from afar. Especially since it'll float around a bit.

A bit like the wonky jew helmet covers.

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>>28284663
Lol they look like such retards. If it keeps em alive whatever but I can't help but laugh.

>>28277483
Yell >Hey would any of you fellas like some Turtle Sauce Piquante?
>They all awkwardly look at each other one by one and shake their heads.
>15 minutes later they are sitting silently around my camp table and awkwardly wondering how to eat with all their gear on.
>One of their spoons gets caught in the netting.

>>28277483
AM I BEING DETAINED?

>>28277697
>>28283974
Get out

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walk towards them

>>28277697
Babbys first time using meme arrows

"Your pizzas are ready. That'll be 72 dollars."

>>28277483
Why am I in a swamp? It sucks there.

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>>28277909

Lol give it a rest

>>28277697

11/10>>28277705

>>28285821
>meme arrows
hey newfag

Whip it out

>>28277502
>>28277502

This

>"Don't suppose any of you understand english, do you?"
>"The fuck're you doing in the swamps of West Virginia?"