Here at Cold Steel, we pride ourselves on bringing you the world's

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Here at Cold Steel, we pride ourselves on bringing you the world's sharpest, strongest knives, which is why we present to you today, the Spike Stick.

Our Cold Steel Spike Stick is designed from ancient Arameic sanscrit drawings our Cold Steel Archaeologists uncovered while digging for ore in the Alps. These ancient weapons proved their worth with Alberto Barbosa's famous fleet of ruthless cutthroats, where they fended off Spanish invaders for months on end. What was their secret? Why, the Spike Stick of course.

Just look how with one swipe, this pumpkin is smashed to bits. These snowmen can't handle the power of MY Spike Stick. Why, even this thick boot can't withstand the raw fury held within this fearsome weapon from ancient times.

Be it a car door, or a wild Moor, our Cold Steel Spike Stick is drop forged using ancient techniques to ensure the sharpest, strongest sticks around, or my name isn't Lynn C. Thompson, President and CEO.