What should I get my 5'0 female family member for self-defense

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>>28270733
Tell her if she doesn't want to be raped she better use a real gun

A .380

>>28270733
rope so she can kill herself to save you all the trouble.

Does she want rape? That's how you get rape.

>>28270733
An adequately sized (i.e.: massive) dragon dildo should be her weapon of choice.

Alternatives:
-A salt rifle
-A water pistol filled with cum
-A dildo (human) she can tuck in her panties

a pipebomb

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>>28270733
A tonfa

>>28270733
80% lower receiver

>>28270733
>>28270749
>>28270756
>>28270774
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE SEEN THIS SAME EXACT THREAD WITH THE SAME FUCKING REPLIES
WHAT IS GOING ON

A defensive suicide vest

>>28271254
I wouldn't worry about it

>>28271254
Are you from the future?

>>28270733
A gun

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Just because she doesn't want one, doesn't meqn you shouldn't get her one.

>>28270733
a gun

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>>28271254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBMI6ojyvfU

>>28270733
combat knife

>>28271568
This is now a WOOOO thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To7061dWIgg

>>28271446
Thanks doctor
>>28271491
The days have been progressing as normal but i remember each time this was posted. The second time it was weird but he just might not have gotten a good answer. This time its nuts. ITS A GUN BOARD
GTFO MY /K YOU FILTHY KIKE TIME TRAVELLER

>>28270733
Taser/stun gun. Preferably one that can shoot and stab the attacker. Though realistically, this anon gets it >>28271507

>>28270733
Take her shooting then put your round in her chamber

>>28270733
Stun guns are mostly a gimmick. I wouldn't shell out for a real one, but the cheap ones have a pretty intimidating sound still. Don't get a taser, just don't. A girl operating one under stress, likely not to get both prongs in and if the dudes wearing a jacket its kaput.

A can of good mace costs like $12. It doesn't run out of battery (though it does expire) and can put a man down without having to get in close contact with him. Get pepper gel, not foam, spray will do but gel is best. Tell her not to shoot downwind and to aim for the eyes/nose/mouth then leave the area immediately and call 911.

Sabre red and fox labs are well regarded brands.

>>28270733
>that isn't a gun?
a gun.

>>28271583
worst advice, unless you want her to get stabbed

>>28272271
Also get 2 or 3 cans. Bitches lose and forget shit. Have her leave one in the car in case she forgets to put it in her purse.

A condom.

a new boyfriend because you obviously are fail in that department

>>28272271
Nigga mace is awful. Fuck that shit. The little ones tend to blow back in your face and chances are they'll fuck her up more than her attacker.

>>28270733
if she doesn't want to defend herself then she shouldn't

if you want to scare her straight give me her info. i have a little peepee so it wont hurt her, but will still get the point across.

>>28271237
underr8ed m8

>>28272624
Thats why you get gel or foam

>>28271433
We mad monks now?

>>28270733
Rocket propelled grenade
Suitcaser nuke
Pipe bomb attached to a dead man's switch
A glass vial of nerve gas with the antidote
A powered exoskeleton

THE CHOICES ARE ENDLESS!