>tfw you are cleaning your mossberg 88 and your cat thinks

My dog did this, i doubt anything dangerous can happen but i still trained him to stop with that

>>28243786

Why exactly does cleaning your shotgun necessitate throwing your shells on the ground?

>>28243786
careful anon.

it start with shells going "missing" under the couch and ends with you waking up with your cat pointing a four-winds shotgun at you.

>>28243946
>implying the cat didn't push it off the table like a bitch

>>28243786
My cat did the same thing. Little bitch put tried to pick up a shell with her mouth. One of her teeth hit the primer. Shell went off like a lame grenade, but scared the shit out of her. She didn't get hurt, but anytime the shotgun comes out her pupils get as big as quarters, she runs behind the couch, and I can't get her out for a week.

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>when your cat is a greedier ammo hoarder than you

>>28244290
the 80's called. they want their carpet back.

>>28244290
the ancient egyptians called they want your cat back

>>28244290
>unpack from the range
>notice ammo missing from my range bag after I left it open on the table
>cat is hoarding my ammo somewhere

>>28244147
>things that didn't happen

>>28243786
>tfw cleaning shotgun last week
>place everything out on a towel so I don't lose it or mark up my table
>clean everything, notice cat sitting on table staring at it
>tell her to get down and push her onto a chair
>finish cleaning bolt and put it down, cat is back on table
>glare at cat as she leans in to sniff the bolt
>...no
>looks up at me
>no
>puts paw on bolt
>cat, no
>starts pushing it gently
>CAT
>take it from her
>she instantly smacks trigger assembly off table
Fucking cats man

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>>28244370

>>28244147
Stuff that didn't happen for 500 Alex

>>28243935

My brother dog did that. He bit down just right on the shell, hit the cap with one of its teeth, round went off in its mouth. Had to put the poor bastards down.

>>28244320
>>28244344

That was so gay. Go away fag.

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>>28244370

More than half of all the "stories" on /k/ are made up. That's the reason why humor threads are so dull for me because I know that all those screencaps are fake stories.

I don't have a cat because I'm straight... My dog leaves my shit alone...

>>28243786
Nice tumblr blog post you colossal faggot.

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>>28243786

>>28243786
yfw you're so poor, you own a maverick 88

>Cat won't leave me alone while reloading.
>Throw brass at it.
>Get kicked out of range.

>>28246162
You're no better than the antis that think you're a baby killer for owning guns.

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What is best round for kitty?
>some obscure wildcat

>>28245744
>things that didn't happen

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>>28243786
My white cat is hoarding magazines because he knows something you don't.

>there are cat people on /k/
Dick sucking Obamba voters (both times) detected.
Cat people are scum.

>>28246310
Caps take a lot of force to set off. I dunno what the force is, but it's not like a Lil squishy rubber button you push that goes "bang". I doubt a dog could just "accidently" set one off.

>>28246427

>hurr durr cats and their owners are literally cancer
I bet you love taking your dog's knob up your ass, don't you?

>>28243786
>Who here has this issue?

Not me. I'm straight. I have a dog.

>>28246427
I've got a fucking 3-ring circus in my house.
2 cats, 3 dogs, a semi-tame red fox, 2 pygmy goats, a chinchilla, and a banty rooster.

Fuck yo stereotypes.

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i didnt this this many women posted on /k/

>>28248538
Mexican?

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>>28243786
My cat likes to sleep in my hard cases on the foam. It's cute, but he gets hair everywhere :(

>>28248552
Eh, close enough. Montanan.
>mfw north of Billings, closer to Canadian border than Mexican and you -have- to speak spanish to do any business here
>literally 100% of the sheep and cattle herders are south american

>Someone who owns cats is le ebil SJW homosex Obama-voting boogeyman

Fuck off.

>>28248555
Did you blur your cat's face?
Like why? To protect his identity?

>>28248740
He doesn't want the ATF to kill his cat if they happen to raid him.

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someone has to protect our cats identity

>>28248740
pursec :^)

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Feels good, man

>>28250914
Is that a PPS? That must be a tiny cat it looks huge.

>>28244147

Lameinternetlie.jpg

>shit didn't happen

>>28248591

Fuck off degenerate.