What are the laws regarding the use of self defense from a "Female"

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>>28102244
>But senpai! Why would you want to defend yourself from me senpai!? I can keep you safe senpai please let me defend you senpai!!! I love you senpai!!!!

The cop teaching my CCP class basically said this regarding self defense if the attacker is a women

>Don't and run

All of the same rights and rules apply, but you have to understand that the white knight cops and legal system are against you by default in this situation.

It's almost the complete opposite of what happens when Tyrone attacks you. The cops show up and they know it was just another dindu nuffin.

>>28102269
Jesus fucking christ that is fucking creepy

>>28102244
>that pic

And here I thought I had anger issues

>>28102244
Cops don't discriminate against females, at least not in my experience.

I saw a dude full on haymaker this girl so fucking hard she hit the ground stiff like one of those rock 'em sock 'em inflatable boxing toys, but she didn't bounce up.
Seriously, it was like a gravitational pull sucked that chick down to the ground. This dude wound up his arm so far it was like watching Looney Tunes where they spin their wrist for 10 seconds before swinging.

Cops showed up, detained him, and then let him go after about 30min. when his story matched up with everybody else's about the girl causing the fight and approaching him multiple times and kicking and slapping at him even after he kept walking to opposite sides of the bar.
Girl got an ambulance to the hospital to check for a concussion (I would guess that was what it was for) and then presumably arrested.

>>28102244
Interesting topic to bring up op.

I don't know what to think about but I'm concerned about what >>28102286 said so basically just run as fast as you can.

>>28102244
Obligatory manlet/beta reformation camp.

But seriously, this>>28102286
But even more seriously, it will never happen to you OP.

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>>28102309
>I'm not creepy I love senpai! I don't want senpai to be afraid of me I want senpai to know that I will protect my love no matter what!! I will defend senpai forever and forever and forever and forever!!! I LOVE YOU SENPAI!!!!

>>28102244
Holy fuck is that real?

>>28102452
It was REALLY posted on 4chan, a medium known for its accuracy and legitimacy.

>>28102452
It's a story on 4chan with no evidence presented.

It could be real but you should assume it's false.

Still some pretty intense shit and the general attitude of the poster hints at anger issues so it's certainly plausible that it's real.

>>28102452

As real as anything else on the Internet.

You fucking robot!

>>28102244
kek I remember that thread. Guy was fucking crazy.

>>28102452
Why the fuck he would lie? On the internet, nonetheless?

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>>28102607
>>28102617

>>28102628
To get people to screenshot it. Thanks, OP

>>28102286
So women are stronger than men.
Because while men have physical strength, women have legal strength.
Equality, amirite?

>>28102411
Where's my toilet glock

>>28102349
Where the fuck do you live and was there any media backlash about this?

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>>28102812
>why would you need your toilet glock senpai!? I can just go wherever and whenever you are senpai!! I will defend you from everyone with any guns or knifes we have senpai!!! I'm your protection senpai!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

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>>28102607
>>28102617
>open both at the same time
>mfw

>>28102970
That's it. I didn't want to bring this out but it's my last resort.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=994xSnFNOaI

>>28102286
I agree insofar as to say a defensive shooting against an unarmed woman that isn't a real amazon of an athlete or druggie would probably be difficult to defend unless you're disabled.

>>28102825
>was there any media backlash about this
Why would there be in that context?
As long as you aren't dating, married, money or fame, no one gives a fuck when some bitch gets what she's chasing.

On the other hand shit gets weird when people in the situation know the female instigator. Just the other night at the bar a chick friend of my brother's did literally the exact same shit and eventually the guy had enough and left. It turned out he had gone to another bar down the road and eventually our crawl landed there too. She started up with the same drunk ass bitch shit and after chasing him back and forth across the room a few times he went out to smoke and she pursued, he had had enough and finally laid her out when she pursued him inside. He'd been hit, slapped, had beers knocked out of his hands and been verbally abused throughout the whole ordeal, did nothing to exacerbate the situation beyond having the gall to exist. The bitch is a regular there so naturally half the bar was looking to kill him my brother included, the bartender told him to leave for his own safety. As far as I know that was the end of it, he didn't call the cops on either one when were there but he did cut the girls off. My brother and his buddy were ready to go looking for the guy until I made them leave with me, we got home and they sat up and fumed about the thing for hours.

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>>28103071
>but senpai I love you senpai! I feel so sad that you don't want me but I know you want me senpai!! I can be any girl you want me to be senpai because I love senpai!!! I want to suck your big dick and drink your semen while cutting my enemies into cupcake sizes teehee!!!!

>>28103118
So a bunch of guys in a bar got pissed at him for self defense

What the hell is this the fucking U.K.!?

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>>28102607
>>28102617

>>28103566
don't underestimate how retarded some people get when pussy is involved, even if there's no chance in hell they'd get any

>>28103159
Get the hell away from me you crazy girl!

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>>28103693
>I'm not crazy senpai I really love you and want you and do lots of sexual things that is illegal in 50 countries senpai! I want your insides inside of me sweetheart!! I will never ever ever ever ever ever leave you senpai!!! I AM YOUR SOULMATE SENPAI!!!!

Fuck this thread is getting disturbing now

>>28103760
Which one?

The story about how were literally unable to defend ourselfs against violent women or the creepy as fuck yandere poster?

>see thread about protecting yourself against female bitches

Interesting I want to know this as well

>open thread and see this creepy shit

Well there goes my hope and dreams of sleep

>>28103118
>Guy finally defends himself after hours of harassment from bitch
>Bitch's pals all ready to beat the shit out of him

That's how it goes, though.

Men are literally wired to protect women. Scream about equality all you want, from an evolutionary standpoint the womb is a hell of a lot more valuable than a cock and balls. You don't just wish away tens of millennia of evolution with a century or so of hopeful thinking and a snap of the fingers.

It's why women come off better in divorce proceedings and their physical crime rate is so low - because they make a social attack, convince someone else to do it for them or it never makes it to court in the first place. And when they do commit violent crime and it makes it to court they get off with lighter sentences and lesser charges.

Appealing to that primal urge is still powerful, and if you're not careful you'll be taken for a ride just as easily as those guys in that bar.

>>28103731
That is one creepy as fuck eyes and also fuck you bitch

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>>28103976
>I'm not creepy senpai EVERYONEELSE IS CREEPY SENPAI BELIEVE ME MY SWEET LOVE TRUST ME! I want to make lots of babies with you senpai and name all the our boys after you and all of our girls after me hehehehe!! I want to marry you and fuck you night abd day and you can do anything to my little precious flower teehee!!! I WON'T LET ANY GIRLS HAVE YOUR DICK I WANT YOUR DICK AND I WILL BITE IT AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD BECAUSE YOUR MY SENPIE HAHAHAHA!!!!

ITT Antman's ex girlfriend comes for a visit to /k/

>>28102269
>>28102411
>>28102970
>>28103159
>>28103731
>>28104028
Is this just some random yandere shit or are you imitating Yuno Gasai or however the fuck it was spelt. Pics kinda look like her.

>>28103925
I keep on trying to explain this is why women in the infantry is a bad idea, and I keep getting shouted down....

Our civilization is going to have to relearn a lot of the Old Law the hard way, I guess.

>>28103976
Actually, she looks kind of cute.

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>>28104392
>you really thing I'm cute! I'm so happy yipee!! I can't wait to find were you live and sneak into your room and hide underneath your bed and wait til you fall asleep then to crawl out from the bottom and put your dick inside my wet flower and make you pregnate me my love hheheheeehahahahaaa!!! You will be my sweet little bloody heart forever senpai!!!!

>>28102244
The same as a male.
They aren't treated the same in a court of law, much the same as any other situation of male v. male or female v. female opposed to male v. female.

Best bet, deescalation.
Failing that, make sure the assailant is dead, or good luck with your lawsuits and prison time when it turns into you assaulting the female.