> tfw no russian gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozY ao1Mju7A

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>>28094483
I crie evertiem

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>>28094483
hnng

>>28094483
dude what.
the song is about fucking jody.

>>28094483

>Tfw no Polina Gagarina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQH4-eo8vzo

>tfw ethnic Russian Kazakh gf

>>28096694
friggin Eurovision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc

Eastern European women are like Asians, how they look good until 70 then they look 200

They don't age much until they're 40's or 50's

Then you wake up one day and badabing babushka

>>28096730
Actually, I heard about Polina from the song Kukushka.
Someone posted parts of a video that used the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCD3LqfbJ8

>>28096713
Is she a snow gook?

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>>28094483
>it's been almost a year since she left me
>reminicing about last novi god

f-fuck you ana
i love you

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>>28094483
oh fuck she's adorable

>>28096743

If you're in a relationship with one until you guys are age 70, then who the fuck cares what they look like.

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>>28094483
Why do we not have these traditional girls here?

>>28097569
baby boomers happened

>>28097569
Because boomers and Marxist professors

>>28094483
Attention whore slut.

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>>28094483
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRefmr8JLOXn3XRm8YRkgkQ/videos


more vids
;_; why even live

>>28097569
Cultural Marxism

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>tfw she'll never whisper for you to nut in her in Russian while she's bouncing on the D...

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>>28097729
>you will never whisper "хopoшaя дeвoчкa" as she orgasms on your dick

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>>28094483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_lSP8Vc3o
>tfw korean war 2 - southern boogaloo starts.
>this song bumping from the helos.
>sokos and ameriboos rollin.
>nokos hating.

>tfw no gf
>tfw kissless virgin and 24yo

>>28097807
>she will never visibly wince then look back at you and smile as you slowly shove your cock into her unlubricated anus

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTACGVoNLw

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>be of slav
>carry great desire of fuck
>travel at village buying place to collect glorious slav rounds
>view fertile babushka
>erect of strength my rod
>"will that be of all, comrade?"
>feel cosmoline descending from ushanka
>do what

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>>28094483


>Feel with it

>>28097861
0/10 would not be on nork killing playlist

>>28098139
>not tapping them vosmiklassnitza devochkas.

>>28098173
that bitch gets to hold a full auto AK, and I cannot?

>is sad day

>>28096761
This was actually a good video, I almost forgot they were spetsnaz.

>>28096694
>>28096730
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmSUMXCJwUk

>>28097861
Boo
Also, WWE fags pls go

>playing anything but Creedence or the Stones as you invade NK

It's like you don't want to relive a successful 'Nam

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>>28094483
>>28097649
>>28098173
>>28094483

it's shit like this way I can't date american Civie girls.

>TFW I had a Russian GF , who was also in RTOC and was going to commission, but it ended when she cheated on me and jot kicked from the program and the reserves

>TFW no foreign or military women in my area and I hate american civie bimbos

>>28094483
I dated one. They're batshit insane.

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>>28097568
ma man

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>>28097729
Fuck. Thanks for reminding me of this asshole. My Belorussian gf used to do that.

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>>28101840
yes they are... and totally fucking worth it!

>>28101856
fuck me too

One time we role played where she was a soviet soldier and I was A SS interrogator and I was raping her to get the info out. I was speaking German and Russian, while she was speaking Russian trying not to enjoy it and holding back the info.

Fucking Hot as FUCK!... Finally I nutted and she squirted all over the bed

>MFW best sex I ever had in my life!!!!

My girlfriend is Greek and Russian (speaks Greek, after Russians fled to Greece escaping communism)
She also wants me to take her shooting.
I won the lottery.

>>28094483
This is why I am learning Russian, It's a beautiful country with probably the most beautiful women.

>>28094483
When we were at war
When we were at war
There everyone used to think about their
Beloveds or about their wives
There everyone used to think about their
Beloveds or about their wives

And I could certainly think
And I could certainly think
About the times when I looked at a pipe
In her blue smoke
About the times when I looked at a pipe
In her blue smoke

Like when she lied to me sometimes
Like when she lied to me sometimes
But the his girl’s heart gave love
to someone else for a long time
But the his girl’s heart gave love
to someone else for a long time

But I didn’t think about them at all,
But I didn’t think about them at all,
I just smoked a pipe
with bitter Turkish tobacco,
I just smoked a pipe
with bitter Turkish tobacco,

I just shoot bullets faithfully
I just shoot bullets faithfully
hoping to appease my pain
and to set a limit to our hostility
hoping to appease my pain
and to set a limit to our hostility

When we will be at war,
When we will be at war,
to meet the bullets flying
on our black horse
to meet the bullets flying
on our black horse

But it looks like death it’s not for me
But it looks like death it’s not for me
and my black horse
carries me away from the fire again
and my black horse
carries me away from the fire again
>cute song

I'm not saying we'll go to war with Russia, ever, but if we do you can all picture her burnt black and busted open body lying broken on the floor with greyed eyes staring off into nothing. She's a fucken commie.

>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dor8aMQjCYE

>>28094483
Funny thing is that woman is hideous by Russian standards. She's Amy schumer status.

https://youtu.be/AVRdhg6biN0
Tfw no Belarusian loli

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>>28103619
>staphboner.jpeg

>>28101888
Trips of Hitler show that you may be saying the truth, even if I highly doubt it.

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>>28103619
>2nd right side
>tfw that gorgeous brunette will never be your gf

>>28096743

>until 70
>Russian male lifespan is 59

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>>28096713
>Kazakh

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>>28104847
>doubting the best sex I ever had...
Every word was true bro. Another alpha as suck story with her

>labor day
>go shopping and wind up in army Navy store
>walking around
>Find an old Nugget
>she knew what it was, the store wanted $70.00 for it
>bought it and a box of wolf ammo
>took it home
>she finger fucked rifle
>I fucked her

pic related, only she was holding onto the nugget.
>TFW I will never feel that Alpha again dating an american civie chick

YOU ARE WELCOME ANONS

https://vk com/id63036434

>>28108343

Wow, I figured there'd be more interest, since I posted the social media page of the girl in OP's pic

Well, at least I tried

What did she mean by this?

>>28098252

What is even more sad is that you will also never hold her either