Why haven't you purchased a Cold Steel™ Tactical Boom

>>28090501
So all I need to protect myself is a wooden door? Good to know.

I don't want a sharpened metal projectile weapon flying back at me

>>28090501
>quality weapons

>>28090501
this is fucking retarded

now, that being said

would this be a good way to defeat soft body armor? Like it's basically stabbing someone but from about 10 feet away

also the delicious irony of killing an abbo with a boomerang

>>28090501
Because I'm not a fedora wearing weeb.

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>>28090501
great idea!

>Not being a shinobi tier operator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7aT7O2AoaI

>>28091686
>Boomerang
>Sharp
>Metal

Pick uno, hombre

>>28092527
hahahahahahaha omfg what is thiiiiiiiiis it can't be real

>>28090501
>>28092527
Cold steel never fails to make me cringe

>>28092527
>people buy this trash

>>28090501
This is why people don't take cold steel serious.

>>28092527
That gave me some hardcore feelings

>Finally get to sleep
>Hours later hear a loud crash in the living room
>Wake up, turn on light and reach for firearm
>Stop and look over at the closet
>Bought a crate of tactical boomerangs from Cold Steel
>Grab a big handful of boomerangs
>Go down the stairs
>See two meth heads in your house trying to take the TV
>Pull out boomerang and throw it
>Misses and sticks into the wall
>Meth heads startled
>Throw another one as it spins around and brains a meth head
>Other meth head drops TV on his foot
>Throw another boomerang
>Hit TV
>Throw another boomerang
>Goes through the window and hits your car
>Throw another as the meth head hobbles away from the tv crushing his foot
>Get him right in the spine as he goes down, paralyzed
>Throw another one which hits nothing
>ecaf eht ni uoy skcams dna kcab semoC

>>28092896
That last sentence took me a sec, but now you owe me new sides.

>>28090501
Not all boomerangs are designed to come back, some just fly in direct trajectories.

>>28091686
>>28090501
those style of boomerangs dont actually fly back

>>28090501
Fuck off, marketing.

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>>28090501

>>28093077
..what the fuck is the point of even shaping it like a boomerang then? Or calling it a boomerang?
Wait the answer is "Cold Steel" isn't it?

>>28090501
So what's the deal with dog the bounty hunter in these vids?

>>28090501
>americans dont understand the concept of a boomerang

>aboriginals used spears for what these Americans are trying to sell a boomerang for

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Going to order a cold steel code 4.question is spear point or clip point?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWT1-_S-aYw

>>28093906
>Life on the edge of type 2 diabetes

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I think these are cool, sue me

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Obviously none of you retards have actually thrown a boomerang
It's not magic
It takes skill to make the thing come back to you in a trajectory you can easily catch

>>28094015

If by skill you mean about 15 minutes of practice, then sure

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>>28093015
You joke stealing, board hopping faggot.
>Get cancer and die.

>>28090501
Looks like a typical toy for a neckbeard

>>28093458
Marketing.

>>28090501
If the fat man isn't doing the demonstrations himself I wont buy the product

>>28093458
The original boomerangs didn't return. They were pretty much just aerodynamic stick.

I bet this is banned in Australia

>>28094015
The bitch is it's entirely possible to fuck up and hit yourself perfectly with it, especially when you're moderately practiced. Anything that's awkward to catch; mostly kneecaps, in my case.

Boomerangs are fun as fuck; definately wouldn't want a sharp one.