SWAT team breaks in your house, and you know they want to kill

mossberg 500 combat style(pistol grip and foregrip) with drum magazine

>>28066914
Dragon Dildo

>>28066914
Paint myself in black paint so dindus get the police chief fired for me

>>28066914
A lawyer.

Not being at home

>>28066914
Apple Iphone.

No really.

>>28066914
>down on the floor
>activate claymores hidden in paintings use the confusion to sneak out through the basement
>set off the main charges in the house
>cannot corner the Dorner

Or much more likely blow my house up because keeping niggerrigged explosives around the house is a terrible idea.

>>28066914
A bunch of smoke grenades and a pair of running shoes. If you only run, instead of staying still, they have to stun you first to make not look like a murder. Outrun the taser and you have a good chance to get away.

>>28066914
Claymores and IEDs everywhere

They already treat me as a felon, so laws don't apply any further

>>28066990
Yeah, I think the cops know at this point that livestreaming is possible, so even if they kill you and crush your phone, they're fucked.

Obrez with armor piercing incendiary rounds.

>>28066951
Mossberg 500 takes magazines?

>>28066914
My hands to open a window

Feet to run away once outside

Cell phone to call the local (bro tier) police once at a safe distance

what about 50 ae desert eagle?

Explosives hidden in marble busts, Calico M960 and a Thompson Contender modified to shoot rifle rounds :^)

Willy petes

>>28067907
>local police are the ones paying the SWAT team to do this
>they're tired of never getting invited to your birthday parties

What now?

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>>28066914
Minigun and a pack of bubblegum

Livestreaming cameras and my hands in the air

A group of black people with picket signs, and a president who seems to support them.

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>>28066914
>dildos
>lube
>a man sized hole for my man pole

>>28068280
>Not gum and mighty boot
Pleb.

>>28066914
A house that is rigged to blow with a basement full of explosives.

Davy Crockett

GIMME THE RINGER DUDE CHOP CHOP

I actually have an el chapo style tunnel in my house. It was built on an old mine shaft that we didn't know was there but discovered when building our house. It is nearly 2000 feet so for fun I put an electric scooter down there. I also have old firefighting mask and oxy tank because the air is extremely bad. so much so that more than 2 minutes and your basically dead. So basically I go Inna mine

>>28070717
Pics or you're lying

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>>28066914
Large punji pits behind each entrance. SWAT raids are about speed and aggression, once they breach the door and throw in a distraction device it is likely that they wont check their footing but rush into the room. This should give me enough time to either escape or engage threats.

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including the 1.5 miles of space

>>28066914
>Preferred weapon of choice to survive?
escape