What's the lewdest thing you've done with a weapon?

>>28063000
I actually sleep with my rifles
I don't mean next to the bed either. I literally cuddle (I guess you could call it that) my rifle as I fall asleep
>some habits you pick up from being a grunt just never leave you
>also, no gf so I don't hear any bitching about sleeping with my rifle

>>28063000
That is disgusting and you wasted trips on this post. Pfft holding hands what are you bringing that weird shit onto this Swedish throat singing forum for?

>>28063279
Thank you for your service.

>>28063279
I miss those days sometimes...
DAMNIT ANON

>>28063279
Fobbit.

>>28063279
thank u 4 u r serbice

I once had mounted a rifle in the missionary position and fucked it bareback, cumming inside in an attempt to procreate. This was all done with the lights off to protect her modesty, of course

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>>28063332
I don't think so m8

I scraped my sweaty taint on the grip of my buddies Tavor when he went for a piss.

Slept with my Little Badger sometimes. It's just so cute.

>>28063000
I triggered her.

>>28063000
I field strip my HK41 for cleaning her and for fascinating myself at the thought of her recoil operations

Gunplay.

Who done it?

>>28063279

I have a wife but I sleep with my pistol in-between mattress and box spring within reach.

I'd probably sleep with my AR-15 if I was single. I wouldn't cum on it like mcnig does tho.

Keep cuddling your rifle anon, yagyas.

>put a nugget bent bolt in my ass
>put a glock 33 rounder (base plate first) in my ass
>backed up on m107 doggy style (could barely manage, senpai)

That's about it for /k/ shit. Too much lead and too many sharp angles.


I put a lot of stuff in my ass. Feels good man.

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>>28063652
Well back to the AK files it is then

Put a buffer tube in my ass and masturbated with a .50 cal can at the same time, it was glorious.

>>28063000
deepthroated shotgun barrel and then put it in my ass

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>>28063000
I stuck my glock in my onahole.

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>>28063652
>>>put a glock 33 rounder (base plate first) in my ass


you fucking monster