who /tricksy/ here? >move to city for work >make 'friends',

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who /tricksy/ here?

>move to city for work
>make 'friends', yuppies i hang out with to alleviate boredom on the weekends
>drunkenly mention one about my cabin innawoods
Inherited from my grandfather, use it for hunting and general fucking around
>everyone decides it'd be fun to have a weekend trip up there
>except me
>get genius idea and go along with it anyway
>tell them I'll meet them there
>get there a day early
>go out hunting with raifu (yugo m59)
>hear the gentle hum of a prius up the road
>itbegins.jpg
>greet them, have a barbecue, look at twilight stars
>wait until it's completely dark and everyone's around the campfire
>suddenly stand up, spill my beer
>stare into the treeline
>"What is it anon?"
>"everyone get inside, now"
>im the token outdoorsy guy so they obey without hesitation
>put out fire
>giggling as I approached my gardening shed where i stashed my sks and a bucket of deer blood
>cover bayonet and body in blood splatters
>grab gardening claw and tear my clothes
>fire a few shouts into the treeline and scream
>wait 10 minutes, return to house, open door with spare key
>they're huddled in the bedroom with some kitchen knives
>"Oh my god anon what was that?!"
>"It doesn't matter, it got away. We could still follow it's blood trail. Has anyone fired a gun before?"
>of course no one has
>"I'll go out alone, then. If I'm not back by morning, get out of here"
>have to leave before they can say anything because I'm about to die laughing
>spend the night fucking with everyone in the cabin, weird noises, branches cracking outside the window, banging on the door, random gunshots etc
>watch them haul ass out of there and nearly hit a a tree
>hunt for the rest of the weekend
>no one invites themselves to my cabin anymore