[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

>10 space marines appear out of fucking nowhere in your street,

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 173
Thread images: 29

>10 space marines appear out of fucking nowhere in your street, and start killing everyone that they see

what do you do?
>>
>>28056750
>basketball player that huge
>>
Probably die
>>
Let gravity kill them
>>
>>28056759
they exist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_players_in_National_Basketball_Association_history
>>
>>28056750
>what do you do?

Praise the Emperor.
>>
>>28056772
I don't think it will kill them, they have extensive modifications in their bodies

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Marines#Implantation_of_Astartes_Organs
>>
>>28056750
Stay out of sight. Stay unkilled.
>>
File: 1422725342207.gif (80KB, 223x199px) Image search: [Google]
1422725342207.gif
80KB, 223x199px
>grab my autogun, my copy of the Imperial Infantryman's Handbook and a few cans of vienna sausages/pork and beans
>join them in cleansing my community
>>
Praise the Emperor and fight along side them.
>>
>>28056817
I think it would still be hard for them on any planet out of the rim worlds
>>
>reveal Aquila tattoo
>be grateful to the Angels of Death for honoring me with their wrath
>die, as is the Emperor's will
>>
File: pylon.jpg (9KB, 185x273px) Image search: [Google]
pylon.jpg
9KB, 185x273px
build additional pylons?
>>
>>28056873
Close but no
>>
Pray to Nurgle that they all fall sick to our foreign diseases
>>
File: 1387145367929.jpg (318KB, 1102x967px) Image search: [Google]
1387145367929.jpg
318KB, 1102x967px
>ywn be a space marine and fight for the glory of the emperor

why even live?
>>
Run up some stairs.
>>
File: Win3006APIm14.jpg (28KB, 800x313px) Image search: [Google]
Win3006APIm14.jpg
28KB, 800x313px
This might work
>>
File: 1298963875916.jpg (67KB, 407x405px) Image search: [Google]
1298963875916.jpg
67KB, 407x405px
>>28056861
this
>>
I'd take a grainy picture and make a thread on /k/ claiming they're chinese
>>
>>28056779
I mean being that muscular AND tall
Shaqwas pretty buff but not THAT buff
>>
>>28056750
hide in my tunnel baka desu senpai
>>
>>28056988
Nah, an unarmored Astartes got shot in the face and all it did was knock his head back. Armored up, your pea shooter is going to do diddly.
>>
40K is fucking gay
>>
>>28057029
Nigga some ballsy mofo took elephants and shieet with 7x57 I think this baka ass nigga can take some pussy azz whiteboi wit thirty
>>
>>28057051
this
>>
>>28057051
You're fucking gay
>>
>>28057070
this
>>
>>28057085
this
>>
File: Dred.jpg (136KB, 807x647px) Image search: [Google]
Dred.jpg
136KB, 807x647px
>>28057051
>>28057058

PURGE
>>
File: chaos-up-in-this-motherfucker.jpg (67KB, 550x495px) Image search: [Google]
chaos-up-in-this-motherfucker.jpg
67KB, 550x495px
No idea
>>
>>28057105
As well.
>>
>>28056750
I try to put as much diddly .308 through the skull of any of them that don't have helmets on since they're usually important and without the important named guy eventually the mooks will tear apart the rest of the squad because that's how it always happens. As soon as the named squad member without the helmet and with a full head of hair dies the rest of the squad is a write off.
>>
>>28057195
The ones without helmets usually have shield generators to protect their heads, and all Marines are trained to be able to fight by themselves.
>>
elect a moron that will change their rules of engagement to retard levels
>>
>>28057266
True, but I've noticed that in the fiction any time a squad loses their named npc they lose all plot armor and get wiped out pretty damn quick after the fact.

With the caveat that the named guy doesn't get a chance to do any dying orders to anyone, if that happens there's always a sole survivor that beats all their enemies to death with a light post or something.

Hence the plan I have is headshots at any space marine without a helmet on.

It honestly doesn't matter what chapter they're from they're purging civillians on holy terra, fuck'em they cast their lot in with chaos.
>>
>>28056750
>basketball player
>350 lbs
Top fucking nope.
>>
>>28056750

Beaky or non-beaky?
>>
>>28056988

A snub pistol kills them in like 3 hits. Grots with table knives can kill them.
>>
>>28057346
clearly not a beaky in the OP
>>
File: 1448738700814.jpg (64KB, 619x1024px) Image search: [Google]
1448738700814.jpg
64KB, 619x1024px
Do nothing, because spess mahreenz are impossible and the lore explaining weapons and armor is fucking retarded.

>mfw a Leman Russ tank has armor nearly as thin as inter-war period tanks
>mfw the imperium is so retarded that innovation is banned and seen as heresy, yet they're slowly losing the galaxy to groups like the Tau and Nids
>>
>>28056750

I go out and ask the sergeant if he needs any help
>>
>>28056750
Wait for someone else to make the first move, so I can figure out which cannon these space marines exist in.

By that I mean, depending on what sources you're looking at, space marines are the biggest baddest mofo's around, or just big beef cakes in tin cans. Seriously. In some lore, space marines can more or less swallow grenades without much harm. but from other sources, 3 or 4 regular guys can beat them down with bricks.

If they're the invincible god types, i guess i better try to learn low gothic. If they're the other kind, dunno, see how they like 7.62x54r?
>>
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>
>>28058118
Do you not have a Anzio 20 mm? Everyone should have one it is an important piece of any home defense setup. Also if you don't want to have to deal with paying 100 dolars per round reload. If your reloading I suggest a 50/50 mix of these http://www.cdvs.us/20mm-Vulcan-SAPHE-semi-armor-pierceing-high-explosive-proj-wscrew-in-nose-fuse-Price-Each-P2054.aspx and the m-95 ap projectiles.
I ain't scurred of no space marine.
>>
>>28057385
I've spent a lot of time plotting out Warhammer 60k.

>only the Nids, the 'crons, and the orks are left
>Nids and orks fight to be the worst plague, while the Necrons occasionally show up to shake their cane and demand that both parties vacate their lawn
>>
>>28058118
Not to hard to learn low-gothic. most of low gothic is a a form of english and how High Gothic is latin.
>>
>>28057385
>mfw the imperium is so retarded that innovation is banned and seen as heresy

if you knew the fluff you would know that innovation is banned for a very very good reason
>>
>>28057343
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaquille_O'Neal
>one of the heaviest players ever to play in the NBA.

And only 325
>>
>>28058378
To keep the rules stable, and not devolve into Battletech levels of stupid?
>>
>>28056750

>If Tabletop space marines

Stab 3 of them with a bayonet, and then drive off the survivors.

>If novel space marines

Nothing because you die.
>>
>>28056779
There are like 1 or 2 basketball players both that tall and heavy. It is not reflective of the average professional basketball player.
>>
Start drawing skulls and fleur-de-lis all over myself and everything I own.
>>
>>28056750
I praise the emperor.
>>
i run.
>>
>>28056750
Tie them up in melee combat with a mob of citizens, let pure weight of force cause them to fail enough saves to kill them. It will probably only take a 20-30 man force to do it, if we're all S3 T3 like guardsmen are.
>>
>>28057167
I correlate
>>
>>28056750
.45-70
>>
>>28056750
make a deal with the ctan for gausse rifles
>>
>>28056750

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure the armor in the 40k universe is utter trash compared to what we have now. I'm certain that the top tier human tanks in the 40k universe are so trash that they don't even come close to modern MBTs. I remember seeing a comparison pic between an M1A2 and some 40k tank but I can't seem to find it now.

In either case I think spess muhreens are going to find out the hard way why IEDs are such a pain in the ass.
>>
>>28059156

armor itself is thinner than modern day tanks by a lot but the composition of them is far superior.

Granted this is a Universe where the Basic infantry weapon (Lasgun) could turn an Abrams into a slag heap after a few shots.
>>
>>28059156
The original published stats were on par with a Abrams and have never been updated

The later books imply much stronger armour but make the same mistake of giving concrete numbers
>>
>>28059213
*DON'T make the same mistake
>>
>>28059192

>shitting out enough photons to convert 62 tons of steel and composite materials into slag

Assuming power isn't a factor you would probably end up vaporizing yourself because all the energy going into that beam would convert the air between you and that tank into plasma.
>>
>>28059290
you don't understand

The entire premise of 40k is that EVERYTHING is crazy insane overpowered

There is a gun that takes grots (little goblins), teleports them through another dimension, and then materializes them back INSIDE the target, causing them both to explore in a mushroom cloud of gore

You cannot quantify 40k or apply logic and reason
>>
File: 1367366266424.jpg (411KB, 619x800px) Image search: [Google]
1367366266424.jpg
411KB, 619x800px
>>28059316
*explode

fucking atuocorrect

Also should mention that the "dimension" it sends the grots through is full of god-powered rape deomons fuled by every pure emotion ever experienced by every living thing in the entire universe, and that results may very spectacularly for what comes out the other end
>>
>>28059316
If the lore is that fucking stupid then I can single-handedly assrape entire sects of space marines with my arsenal of dragon dildoes and cum cannons
>>
>>28059361
There's probably warbands of Emperor's Children with that as their modus operandi
>>
>>28059361
now you get it!
>>
>>28059361

This is a universe where traveling FTL risks the chance of the chair you're sitting on in the ship coming alive and raping you to death.
>>
>>28056750
go to the second floor
>>
Space marines from 40K vs Modern Military , who wins /k/
>>
>>28059387

SQUAD BROKEN
>>
>>28056853

>2015
>Not owning a Lasgun
>>
>>28058769
I do declare that this post is of common opinion.
>>
>>28059316

You dont understand what I mean nigga

If you apply physics to 40k universe but still keep the improbable capabilities and engineering solutions you would convert all your weapons systems into some of the sickest auto jihad death machines this side of the cosmos.

Imagine, for a moment, taping like 400 lasguns together aiming at a single point. Understanding how preposterously overpowered these things are, should you turn them on all at the same time you would energize the atoms in the air to the point where the pressure wave would be so intense that it would incite fusion. You would literally be a walking fusion laser, you would turn it on and glass half of the fucking planet instantly, igniting its atmosphere, vaporizing its oceans and atomize anything in whatever direction you're pointing your super lasgun at.

I mean you would kill yourself in the process but it would be cool as fuck.
>>
File: 1378630785972.jpg (767KB, 900x1004px) Image search: [Google]
1378630785972.jpg
767KB, 900x1004px
>>28059513
>If you apply physics to 40k universe

That's where you went wrong

If you taped all the lasguns together, the machines spirits would get upset and the commissar would execute you for not maintaining your equipment properly

The only way what you're suggesting could work would be to convince Orks that it would work, but they consider lasguns are for pussies because they don't make a loud enough bang so good luck with that
>>
>>28059573

Can I super glue them together instead?
>>
File: Alpha Legion Operative.png (745KB, 904x793px) Image search: [Google]
Alpha Legion Operative.png
745KB, 904x793px
>>28056750
>Be Alpha legion
>Chose to join chaos to destroy it from within
>become operative
>Do spook shit all over the empire
>Refuse to enter the Warp
>Refuse the chaos gods
>For the Emperor Brothers
>>
>>28059602
Unfortunately the Standard Template Constructor for super glue was lost about 10,000 years ago and so no one knows how to manufacture it

Welcome to 40k
>>
>>28059573

https://youtu.be/SG7VvMGw6w0?t=5m5s

>>28059573
>>28059513
>>
>>28056750
Shoot them. Black library is officially bullshit, and tabletop says rifles are fine too.

I engage with mixed HP and FMJ out of my CX4 from the second floor if any aren't wearing helmets, and FMJ from my SKS if they're all helmeted up, targeting the neck.

If there's no other resistance, i'm fucking running to the guest room window with the Storm in my hands and sks on my back and getting out through the back and onto the porch roof.

I'm in an old ass city with plenty of cover and the PD is a 1/4 mile away. If I'm not killed in the first burst of fire-and they've got a whole school to shoot at-i'll be fine.
>>
>>28056750
>780lbs
>muh knees

I'll just wait for him to take a step.
>>
>>28056750
Smoke a bowl and hide in the bathroom with my Obrez
>>
>roll a 5 or 6 to hit = 1/3
>5 or 6 to wound = 1/3
>armor save roll 3+ = 2/3
>chances of killing space marine with 1 shot = 1/27
>chances with 30 round magazine = 1 - (26/27)^30 = 67.8%
>>
>>28058664


Damn it. I really wish Games workshop bought the battletech franchise. Forge World could have done those mechs justice.
>>
File: rot.png (63KB, 830x900px) Image search: [Google]
rot.png
63KB, 830x900px
>>28059513
>tape all the lasguns together
>still just a shitload of diddly
>>
>>28058664
Because every time humans in the 40k universe try to create some radical new technology it ends up backfiring spectacularly and killing trillions or whatever

Blah blah grim blah blah dark
>>
>>28057009
not that buff? What? He was not as defined but that man was a bona fide monster. He had the combination of being that fucking huge and was still fast and agile as fuck, even when he was pushing 350 pounds (Laker days Shaq).
>>
File: Ptrd-1941.jpg (42KB, 480x346px) Image search: [Google]
Ptrd-1941.jpg
42KB, 480x346px
>>28056750
If I had one of these, load 14.5x114mm API and hide until one comes within 200yds.
I hope they like the new hole in their chest.
>>
>>28058664
Because the last time they let tech grow at incredible rates, they created AI and, essentialy, intergalactic SKYNET that almost wiped out mankind.
>>
>>28060389
Wasn't the AI corrupted by Chaos?
>>
File: 1448940008758.jpg (50KB, 539x784px) Image search: [Google]
1448940008758.jpg
50KB, 539x784px
>>28056750
>>
>>28056750
If unarmored, RPG to their chest should take care of them. Otherwise, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...all done.

Space Marines aren't Gods...

Or, call in the Orcs.
>>
File: Big Guy - For You.jpg (854KB, 2000x937px) Image search: [Google]
Big Guy - For You.jpg
854KB, 2000x937px
>>28056750
>those proportions

Space marines are big, but not stupidly inhuman.

filename.jpeg
>>
>>28056750
hide in his pauldron blind spot
then take out his life support
>>28060454
this does make the amour somewhat thin i places
>>
>>28060454
>Space marines are big, but not stupidly inhuman.
>but not stupidly inhuman.
but they are exactly that
they are like eight feet tall and with fused bones and can spit acid and survive vacuum and shit
>>
>>28060462
like the groin.

and now I can't unthink an IED to the groin...
>>
I begin firing on whatever they're shooting at yelling praises for the emperor
>>
>>28060468
But they are human.
Fused bones brain implants and other machine god tier genius alterations aside, their physiology would not be altered in ways that would not benefit them.

Having the disproportionate torso of a sumo wrestler (>>28056750) doesn't benefit them,
But having a proportionate torso that allows for particularly thick plate armour (>>28060454) to protect vitals IS a tangible advantage.

>>28060462
The only real gap in the armour is armpits, but it's a worthwhile mobility sacrifice, and virtually unexposed.
And considering the centuries they fought in comparably naked scout armour to earn the right to wear power armour, i'm sure they'll be fine regardless.
>>
>>28059401
Depends, do the Space Marines have full support? Numbers?
>>
>>28060683

> Already have the technology to make exosuits that can lift semi-tractors over their heads.

> Spend hundreds of years designing genetic modifications to create a guy who can only lift a half ton truck. But they can totally spit acid and absorb memories from alien bugs if they eat their brains.

I love me some power metal but 40k, and the space marines in particular, are pants-on-head silly. Remember when the noise marines had electric guitars?
>>
>>28060925
Full support.
As many marines they can muster
>>
>>28061262
Wish they would bring back the guitars
>>
File: xV1sUol.gif (135KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]
xV1sUol.gif
135KB, 350x350px
>>28057051
>>
The Emperor is a chaos god: one of hating the human subconscious.
>>
>>28056750
i shot at them with my .90mm extendable clip fully automated assault machinegun with foldable stock
>>
File: 1446260602040.gif (1MB, 477x252px) Image search: [Google]
1446260602040.gif
1MB, 477x252px
>>28059573
>Orkz technology only works because the orkz think it should
>Orkz are secretly the most powerful race of telepaths in the universe, but nobody knows it.
>>
>>28058664
Daemon viruses, planet-wide catastrophes, the Men of Iron, the usual hazards.

That said, innovation is not banned, it's just restricted to the upper echelons of the Mechanicus because it takes centuries to understand technology to the point of being able to create something new or recreate some of the tech from the Dark Age of Technology.

The techpriests have lost so much between the Age of Strife, the Horus Heresy, and the Chaos incursions that have cost them several vital forge worlds that it's a miracle they can keep building what tech they can.
>>
nothing because this is autistic shit an someone that big wont be able to move their arms in front of them cause too much muscle
>>
>>28056766
/thread
>>
>>28056750
Open my webway portal, roll for reserves, succeed because I'm an autarch and I'm a fucking mastermind, charge into the fray with my banshee waifus and carve the fat fucks into meatloaf.

>ottermode wins every time
>>
File: 503893_1280x720.jpg (71KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
503893_1280x720.jpg
71KB, 1280x720px
>>28057009
>>
>>28057051
seconded. this shit is /k/ancer and always has been.
>>
>>28056750
stay in cover and rapid fire gauss weapons?
>>
>>28057051

This
>>
>>28061262
Remember when everybody had punk hairstyles, because that's how they rolled back then?
>>
>>28057051
Yep. Agreed.
Maybe if the spess marines weren't so damn "I wrote this shit as a twelve year old" in style and Mary-sueness, it wouldn't suck so damn bad...the entire story seems like, once again, an edgy twelve year olds idea of a grim dark future...
>>
>>28056750
I'm in San Fagcisco so I just watch all the degenerates and yuppie hipsters get rekted.
>>
>>28059464
>not just faking it by attaching a laser pointer to a broom and making pew sounds
Pretty sure they wouldn't even notice.
>>
>>28060462
>life support
He's not Darth Vader.
Well. He is. But without the life support.
And bigger.
Faster.
About the same on the body mods.
>>
>>28061262
Last time they tried the autonomous exosuit (robot) went berserk, along with every other piece of tech
>>
>>28063610
Yeah but that happens anytime someone touches the tv without permission.
A grunt could fold a paperclip in a new way and it'd somehow kill half his chapter
>>
File: 1383834861304.png (333KB, 1161x620px) Image search: [Google]
1383834861304.png
333KB, 1161x620px
>>28057385
>slowly losing the galaxy to groups like the Tau
>>
Starcraft's space marines are probably more advanced than these astartes and they are like, the second weakest combat unit after zerg
>>
>>28063729
Not likely. 7mm spike rifles vs .75 cal explosive-reactive rounds, armor that barely protects them against anything of note, and the frailty of the pilot doesn't bode well for them.
>>
>>28063729
Fun fact: Starcraft was Warhammer ripoff
>>
>>28056817
>I don't think it will kill them

square-cube law dude
>>
Point them in the direction of the chaos spreading heretics in a certain sandy place.
>>
Judging by the fluff, SM armor is basically 50cal proof, except in the soft parts. A shaped charge would still blow right through.

Tl;dr they wreak havoc until some air support or heavy weapons or lucky RPG or small arms golden BB arrives.
>>
>>28056750
put my IG uniform
>>
SHOUT BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND UNLEASH THE CHAOS OF SLAANASH
>>
>>28063912
>Implying Blizzard ever came up with original ideas for anything they did

They were really good at marketing what already existed.
>>
>>28063966
underrated post
>>
>>28063912
And then warhammer ripped them off when they made tyranids only cooler looking. Thus did the cycle begin.
>>
>>28056750
>what do you do?
pray to the Emperor
>>
>>28064031
>blood for the blood god
>Slaneesh

No.
>>
>>28062441
The real reason the universe is always at war is that the Orks will it.
>>
>>28063368
>an edgy twelve year olds idea of a grim dark future...
I like Warhammer 40k but this is right. FFS so much potential and all wasted on those retarded primarchs and their dumb wars
>>
>>28062441

Various Groups in the Imperium and the Eldar know that if all the Orks rallied behind 1 warboss that the Orks would control the galaxy.

Its the reason that the Imperium and the Eldar send out assassins to kill certain ork warbosses that have potential to rally multiple star systems to them.

>>28064092
??? Nids were first written about in Rogue trader but didn't get actual minatures until Space Crusade (1990)

Starcraft didn't come out until 98.

>>28056750
Tell them that Black lives matter and Social justice warriors are Cultists who are dedicated to Khorne and Nurgle.
>>
>>28064535

They are using their potential correctly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YROOgLD-wtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAlOe8fUoG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dot-EdnkIkM

as is fantasy (Age of Sigmar not so much)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxTaQmhztVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyU_1-Py0dA
>>
>>28056750
'ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!!!

Drive all our cars into it.

Everyone has to yell WAGHHHH while they're doing it.
>>
>>28060389

these guys sound a lot like Intergalactic BoS
>>
>>28057051
I agree, everything from aesthetics to the outrageous abilities of everything it involves.
>>
I'm so ashamed to say I've fapped multiple times to this ridiculous genestealer/imperial woman fabfic....

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hivestrain_Azure


I'd let them purge me, I deserve it.
>>
I stick my penis in their pooper

They can't do anything about it because my penis is armored to the equivalent of 99x10^99 of RHA and I have an infinite force field that is powered by the center of the universe. Checkmate 40k fags.
>>
>>28065210
By the mother fucking emperor I'm a heretic and the fact that my zipper is only barely holding back my erections means I'm okay with that
>>
>>28064542
I think he meant the modern redesign, not the original concept. They used to look just as silly as everything else pre-3rd edition.
>>
File: by the emperor.jpg (138KB, 385x927px) Image search: [Google]
by the emperor.jpg
138KB, 385x927px
>>28065210
>>
Before anyone starts comparing numbers or inverse square law or whatever, remember the golden rule of 40k lore:

EVERYTHING IS CANON. SOMETHING CANON DOES NOT MAKE IT TRUE.

It could very well be that the armor of 40k tanks IS comparable to WW2 tanks, but there are many different patterns of tank, and even among the same pattern there is variation based on forgeworld of origin. The armor values could be false, written by anti-imperium rebels as demoralization, etc etc etc.
>>
File: 1446742379307.jpg (108KB, 572x601px) Image search: [Google]
1446742379307.jpg
108KB, 572x601px
>>28065542
>>28065684
It's actually ridiculously well written...

>Understanding what was desired of her, she parted her lips and suckled on the tip, feeling its heat with the tip of her tongue. The beast surged forward, sinking more and more of its prodigious length into her mouth as she suckled wantonly, rubbing every inch with her moist lips and tongue. Its impressive girth began to cause her to choke even as she struggled to take more of it within her, and tears sprang unbidden to her eyes. But then, wondrously, its length began to excrete a sweet-tasting oil, and as she suckled she felt her jaw numb and her throat relax. Eyelids drooping, she suckled contentedly on its length

My fucking balls are aching
>>
>>28056750
>average human
>5'9"

Okay Phillip
>>
>>28057195

>Wants to kill an invincible space marine squad from the year 40,000.

>Shoots pellets directly at the officer's shielded head.
>>
>>28064606
In games yes.
Also I hole that they make another Dawn of war
>>
>>28065876
Exactly. I understand it's written by a guy but the difference is that while reading you are able to forget that. Not just get caught up in cheesy or stupid lines.
>>
File: 1427343508586.jpg (124KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]
1427343508586.jpg
124KB, 720x540px
>>28057051
>>
>>28063506
>tfw Holtzman shield and lazgun interaction
>>
File: image.jpg (778KB, 2000x1473px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
778KB, 2000x1473px
>>28057051
I hope you get acid spit on you
>>
>>28064876
They pretty much are
>>
File: image.jpg (848KB, 1600x2025px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
848KB, 1600x2025px
>GIT SHOOTA
>GIT CHOPPA
>GIT GITS
>REMOVE HUMIE
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>28056986
>muh nigger


Though i'm sure if they find out a building dose not have concrete or steel stairs that can handle their tonnage, they will shoot it up or burn it.
>>
>>28056750
Challenge them to a limbo contest. Use their height against them.
>>
>>28056750
AVE IMPERATOR
>>
>>28058255
This. Space Marines are comic book super hero levels of OP, but even Terminator armor'd Space Marines are afraid of WW2 era 20mm cannons.
>>
>>28062441
>red ones go fasta
>>
File: 1442981818728.jpg (91KB, 646x720px) Image search: [Google]
1442981818728.jpg
91KB, 646x720px
>>28064606

Definitely looking forward to the Battlefleet Gothic and Space Hulk Deathwing.

Kinda eh for Eternal Crusade but maybe.

Also, free DLC coming for Vermintide tomorrow. Fuck yeah.
>>
>>28056750
for such a small brain to body ratio in the bottom part of the pic, these space muhreens must be mentally retarded
>>
>>28059361

Sounds like you'd like Tyranids
>>
>>28066476
This isn't Dune, so no nuclear explosion.
>>
File: which_one_is_hiro_driving.jpg (265KB, 1150x818px) Image search: [Google]
which_one_is_hiro_driving.jpg
265KB, 1150x818px
Fucking Not-The-Holy-Roman-Empire needs to get it's shit together. Fuck the Eye of Terror for a decade, head over to the Tau, and with overwhelming numbers, inform them that they are a autonomous protectorate of Empire, a la Puerto Rico.

Apparently they, and their technology somehow, are immune to the Warp. Time to rev up a shitload of plasma rifles and not-Gundam, and then roll fucking Chaos.

After that, mop up the rest, since if they can hold them with Chaos chewing on their ass, they can roll them without. Except maybe the Orks, because Space Fascism will need some outside threat to keep the Mechanicus labor unions in line.
>>
>>28067443
By that logic, sumo wrestlers must also become more and more stupid as they grow
>>
>>28059464
Not legal in CA unless with a reduced capacity power pack and weaker focusing lense, and that point you might as well just have a shotgun.
>>
>>28064542
Quiet, or GW will get rid of warhammer 40k and make age of emperor.
Thread posts: 173
Thread images: 29


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.