Religion- The Real Second Amendment

>donations to buy more guns

Im going to stop you right there
DONATIONS TO PROVIDE GUNS TO LOW INCOME FAMILIES
Much like the houston based shotgun thing

But i like this thread already.
I will be monitoring.
A religion by defition must have certain 'higher' beliefs.
What would this relgion's be

>>28050747
The murder/k/ube obviously

>>28050747
>DONATIONS TO PROVIDE GUNS TO LOW INCOME FAMILIES
I'm in. Do good AND hand out funs?
>>28050756
You have the link to the Liver Pulveris doc? I heard it's come along very well.

>>28050733
Pastafarianism is not a real, protected religion, its a parody you moron.
Jedi isn't a real, protected religion either.

Also
>implying pastafarianism and jedi isn't any more made up than Christianity or Hinduism

>>28050768
What country are you from?
That might make a differnece in your post

>>28050747
You meaning to donation on niggers? Heck no.

>>28050782
Everyone deserves the right to defend themselves

>>28050780
It isn't real anywhere. I'm from the UK.
No, just because it got 'X' people down as Jedi on the national cencus doesn't make it a protected, legitimate religion.

Really, if you want an example of a fairly recent 'made up' (comparitively) relgion you should have gone with scientology. But you'd need to get a shit ton of lucre to get something like that started.

Whatever, I'm being pedantic anyway/

>>28050733
Already have one sort of
Ave nex alea
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Uhp6_lUrwXh9GUbV6mggbCj5sZOKlQG66ycUhGkEiQo/edit?pli=1

>>28050797
>UK
>your contradictory post

Yeah, i can see that
btw hows your CCTV face?

>>28050733
Church of the Murder Cube.

>>28050797
In the U.S. It does
Kind of the reason we came over here

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>>28050797
>Not allowed in the UK

I guess they just let this guy wear a pirate hat on his licence for fun then?

>>28050811
>contradictory post
In what way?

>hows your CCTV face
I don't know, I don't live in inner city London. Its not my business to tell private individuals whether or not they can put cameras on their building/property.

>>28050733

I think you're confusing a high level of interest with worship here

About religion, am I the only one that gets mad when some preacher faggot or something goes all anti-gun?

>durr follow the Lord's words!
>"if you have no sword sell your stuff to buy one - t. Jesus"
Then they go all against that

>>28050797
Pastafarianism and Jedi are officially recognized religions in the US

>>28050878
The bible's a contradictory piece of shit m8

And many people shall go and say, Come ye, and let us go up to the mountain of the Lord, to the house of the God of Jacob; and He will teach us of His ways, and we will walk in His paths: for out of Zion shall go forth the law, and the word of the Lord from Jerusalem. And He shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.

>>28050733

Sikhism m8

Oath to justice

Gubmint would just declare you a cult and burn you all alive.
Waco, yo.
Meanwhile an actual cult called "Scientology" gets to run free.

>>28050909
>>28050733
Sikhs are actually sueing california's assault weapon ban because of their religion actually.

It was stuck in the court system but it could be promising.

>>28050909
>>28050980
Sikhs are real ultimate badasses.

1) Have to grow a fine ass beard
2) Have to carry a knife at all times
3) Get beat up when rednecks mistake them for Muslims but just keep rocking the turban
4) So dedicated to their oaths that the Sikh soldiers ordered to conduct Operation Blue Star did not mutiny. Manly tears.

>>28050895
>dah bible done contradictory m8
>posts a passage talking about how if everyone lived under the word of god there would be peace and thus no need for swords so they would be beat into plows, as a contradiction to Jesus saying be prepared and protect yourself.

Christ's sake guvnah apply yourself, next you'll post the one about "though shall not kill" contradicting all the crimes warranting capital punishment.

>>28050878
I agree with you.

If anyone reveres God, how could they possibly dismiss the value of human life?

Life is sacred, and it must not be thrown away.

>>28050895
That is old testament. Against the word of Jesus, the old scriptures aren't worth so much. See the law of Moses and Maria Magdalena, the stoning event.

Also, it talks about the "last days". You may argue that it is a time still to come.
>"Now it will come about that In the last days The mountain of the house of the LORD Will be established as the chief of the mountains, And will be raised above the hills; And all the nations will stream to it."
Also, it is for jews, we follow J.C. now the other jews.

>>28051047
M8...
“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."
Matthew 5:17

The Law of Moses was a representation of the truth. A legalistic set of rules to try to make people "monkey see monkey do" their way into a righteous life. When Christ came he showed people the real heart of the matter, the fundamental truths that the rules were based on.

>>28050747
>'higher' beliefs.
self determination and Karma
.ie
talk shit get hit
live by the sword die by the sword

>>28050747
Self determination should be the central tenant of our religion.

Encourage everyone to acheive the highest degree of self reliance they can.

I mean, we could have an entire pantheon of all hunting, war, or warrior gods.

I call Cernnunos.

>>28050768
Pastafarianism is more recognized in some countries then Scientology.

>>28050794
Against niggers

Sunday is Rangeday

Let's saint some people:

Kalashnikov
Browning
Mauser Bros.
Stoner
Garand

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>>28051179
This guy

>>28051160
I think it should be mire like the Shinto styles of ancestor worship.

Dedicate our religion to legendary gunsmiths, hunters and soldiers.
If your deeds are great enough you could be among them.

If we start it here it's going to be riddled with weeb shit anyways.

Use the samurai Shinto Buddhist practice as a template.
Ceremonial gun smithing
Reverence for honing body and mind
Add a hint of Mad Max Norse and general conservative Christian self righteousness and you got yourself about the most /k/ religion possible

>>28051234
I already worship Cernnunos though.

And he's pretty /k/.

But in Celtic religion (And Germanic/Norse) ancestor worship was a thing. So "sainting" people would still work as well. It would just be cool to have a sort of "catch all" religion for people who were /k/ as fuck, or wanted to be.

>>28051250
It should be a custom to obtain a witness before you do something badass

Also members should refer to eachother as brother or sister
>implying any woman would follow this

>>28051250
Where do we start with a creation story?

Probably more importantly what is our version of endtimes? Australia currently?

>>28051234
Anon beat me to it...

>>28051258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUzbYSLDJxc

>>28051301
Can we not have a creation story?
Just recognize we will may never know and accept that fact.
If we keep it pagan oriented Darwinism could be part of our creation philosophy but pretending you have all the answers is why religions are stupid

>>28051314
Sounds a little too...tame, needs that almost "Jungle Fever" sound (yes jungles and forests are different but that's not the point). And not my style of music anyway.

Herne is also, arguably, someone completely different from Cernnunos. But he's still /k/ as fuck.

>>28051317
We shouldn't really try to answer things, more for just spiritual guidance and a creed to live by.

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I still don't understand how no gun-based religions have happened yet.
I'd be on board
But keep all the spiritual voodoo crap out of it, and no creation story, just a philosophy of self-reliance and shooting shit.
Maybe even treat each gun as a relic of the faith or something, with holy gun oil sold at all major stores.

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So
>self reliance
>survivalist shit
>outdoorsy stuff
>pantheon on /k/ gods
>legendary figures in weapons history as saints
>stuff like "eye for an eye" and do unto others as you would want done unto you type stuff

I think we should just have the outdoors as our holy place, go out and be with nature, be it the woods, the desert, the plains or even you backyard, a place to be at peace and appreciate the natural beauty of the world.

Also disassembling, cleaning and reassembling guns should be our form of meditation.

>>28051379
look up sikhism

youre not gonna find an "ave nex alea" religion based SOLELY around guns, but sikhs are pretty based with how their faith requires them to respect and honor the weapon

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>>28051326
canard can get pretty cheesy
really runs the gauntlet
but its not a subject matter covered by many groups even when you go underground

>>28051414
I'm down.


I just have to know that christfags won't wriggle their way in and fuck everything up.
Same for Fedoraists

holy water
>gun lube

hymns
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw

book of worship
>??

places of congress
>innawoods and funstore

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anny
goddess of the trick shot

>>28051425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9dAB9ldI8

I like folk stuff sometimes, and this band is dedicated to Cernunnos. They're pretty cool.

>>28051415
The actual Sikh religion is ok, but I wouldn't say any regular everyday sikhs give two shits about weapons.

>>28051429
Militant fedora level atheism isn't allowed

We shouldn't care if a person has imaginary friend. I don't necissarily believe in God or gods but I thank them instinctively. I feel like I believe in luck which is basically the same thing

Who would be in the /k/ pantheon? I would put in: Mikhail Kalashnikov, Samuel Colt, and Alexander the Great to be the main deities.

Mikhail, god of the rifle
Colt, god of the pistol
Alexander, god of victory and conquest

>inb4 shitposting over who should be the god of rifle and pistol

Smaller dieties would be added as appropriate to equate them to gods of Apollo and Hermes like magnitude.

>>28051522
This guy.

Make him /k/ube pope.

>The range is the holy building. Tax-free religious ranges.
>Literal holy hand grenades
>Noisy funeral processions made up of milsurp vehicles
>21-gun magdump in honour of the fallen
I want this

>>28051551
Blanket gods are boring
They should be gods of their own little thing
>Hicock45, god of pot smoking

It won't happen because liberals won't allow it. Even if it's legal it won't be allowed just because...

>>28051459
Seconding as an Okie. Annie Oa/k/ley 10/10 would premarital intercourse with.

>>28050807
We need to get this made as a proper religion.
just read the entire thing and it's glorious.
Ave Nex Alea

>>28051119
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>>28051179
>>28051301
>>28051317
>>28051327
>>28051379
>>28051414
all this is in the s/k/ripture brothers

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>>28051522
Gods should be an optional part, fun extra shit.

I think the appreciation of historic figures should be the main focus.

Can one of our sacred symbols be a verticals cartridge.
Maybe even hollow point so it looks more like a dick

>>28051569
Well that's the thing, we could make Hicock45 the god of pot smoking, there are many, many smaller dieties in the greek and roman pantheons. But I think having blanket gods is good. Or just saint them and not worship them as deities themselves

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>>28051580
like all the saints and hymns and prayers, the 6 commandments of the cube and all this shit, already thought of

>>28051553
I would settle for head Canadian bishop

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>>28051611
dumping bits of the skripture for lazyfags

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>>28051633

Sounds like an autism filled adventure.

>>28051301
So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.

God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

Then God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could hold dominion over the the beasts of the land and sea.

God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

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>>28051666

>>28051566
Kek

>>28050733
>Make a religion based on the three orders: gunsmithing, engineering, and science
>base it out of Detroit and retrofit old factories into temples and machine shops
>send out missionaries to preach the word of work
>disciples learn trades, missionaries provide security work, scientists do relief aid and open free clinics

>>28051802
Literally the brotherhood of steel mixed with the followers of the apocalypse

>>28050733
already got the foundations, gotta get dat shit registered
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Uhp6_lUrwXh9GUbV6mggbCj5sZOKlQG66ycUhGkEiQo/edit?pli=1

also download The Do/k/ument.

>>28051835
Pretty much.

>>28051841
Do you have a link to the full do/k/ument?

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Is the /k/ube the official symbol of our religion? Like our equivalent to the Christian cross or Hebrew star of david?

>>28051898
It's in the s/k/ipture or murdercube.com/

>>28051905
Yes

>>28051905
I don't see anyone making a better cube

Maybe with a sun rising over the top

>>28051932
The link on the murdercube site doesn't work

And in the 21st year of the 20th century His Holyness St. Browning sent upon us Mother Deuce.

>>28050980
While noble and I hope they win, having muh religion be a valid means to challenge a law is fucking stupid.

Separation of church and state?
Freedom from religion?

>>28052052
Fight fire with fire
If the government wants to restrict ownership and carry against the constitution why can't we seek religious exemption from their bullshit?
Also, I really like weapons.

We should recognize sticks and stones were the original tools of man and the original tools of man were likely weapons.

These along with fire and life itself are the origins of all tools of man.

We should recognize different forms of life as weapons

Different animals poisons can be used for different purposes

Different breeds of dog can serve serve different purposes

Different races of can people serve different purposes

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So don't we need some sort of afterlife to make this all more believable?
Pic unrelated.

>>28052208
Not all religions have an afterlife
Though there could be pilgrimage to the murdercube and different battlegrounds/weapons factories

>>28052208
Obviously warriors go to Valhalla

Or maybe warriors spirits get deposited in their weapons so they can stay on the battlefield of humanity

>>28051611
Can Colion Noir be the Patron of all blacks aren't dindus?

>>28052208
>Pic unrelated
Not so fast.

MSF was like /k/'s dream organization.

>>28051633
>6 sides
But the /k/ube has 7 sides

>>28052052
That is separation of church and state. The state is preventing a person from practicing their religion, in a manner that violates the bill of rights in at least two ways.

>>28052247
And Chris Rock.

Anyone who is red pilled regardless of creed or colour is welcomed by the cube

>>28052450
How many faces are there on a cube, friend?

>>28051179

>placing Kalashnikov before Saint Browning The Magnificent
>ever

Straight to New Jersey(Hell) with you.

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>>28052841

Its one of the mysteries of the cube, friend. When you understand the seventh side all manner or weapons and their use will be as second nature to you.

>>28051551
Alexander god of diddling femtraps.

You know it to be trve.

>>28050733
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Uhp6_lUrwXh9GUbV6mggbCj5sZOKlQG66ycUhGkEiQo/edit?pli=1

There's our Bible right there.

>>28051551
You forget Jengis Khan the Shaman King

He started from the very bottom gathering hordes of archers to begin his conquest

After defeating armies he appropriated technologies to make his army even better

I can't think of many men whom the Murder Kubes Seventh Face has smiled upon with more favour.

>>28050733
Yeah, no. Sadly, as soon as most people hear the words "gun" and "worship" in the same sentence, they'll think it's some sort of ultra-violent death cult.

>>28050768
>>28050797

http://time.com/4114369/pastafarian-colander-license-photo/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/pastafarian-politician-takes-oath-office-wearing-colander-head-article-1.1568877

Just leaving these here.

>>28052208
Jews don't even have an afterlife

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>>28054206
>Implying all Abrahamic Religions aren't Death Cults

Lets be honest all of them are waiting on their recitative saviors to come back for Armageddon 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>28051301
I think we should not have one frankly, it's just foolish to fabricate one in the modern era.

>>28051447
>book of worship
Nagant manual

>>28050733
Would be more realistic to create some kind of diety and have the collection of guns be essential to his glorification.

Similar to how native americans have peyote, we can claim that self defense is an utmost principle that can only be attained through firearms.

>>28051551
>Alexander, god of victory and conquest
Alt.s

Caesar
Genghis Khan
Charlemange
Napoleon (a tad recent and possibly controversial though)
Timur the Lame

>>28054245
> Armageddon 2: electric boogaloo

I think they are waiting for Armageddon 1: Savior Jewgaloo

We should call the rapture Armageddon 2: electric boogaloo

Implying our end of days occurs after the rest of the worlds sounds about right

>>28051570
>It won't happen because liberals won't allow it. Even if it's legal it won't be allowed just because...
Then they surrender shit like pastafarianism, which is a fair trade imo

>>28051447
>book of worship
With the Old Breed

Storm of Steel

Tigers in the Mud

>>28051581
>I think the appreciation of historic figures should be the main focus.
Seconded. Veneration of certain figures that have embodied our ideals throughout history should be our 'gods' for lack of a better term. (Maybe saints is better?)

>>28051611
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>>28051700
There should be something about teaching proper gun practices and about those practices themselves.

>>28051551
You need commanders and military strategists/philosophers too. Charlemagne, Sun Tzu, Marcus Aurelius, Erwin Rommel, etc.

>>28054373
Who should be our saints?

I vote for Samuel Colt, Sergei Mosin, Mauser, John Moses Browning, and Eugene Stoner.

>>28054387
The 4 Commandments.

>>28054373
Sainthood should be given to people who physically create something like weapons fortresses maybe even countries.

I also think we should water down the title of "prophet" a bit and give it to anyone who noticeably changes the way wars are fought with their ideologies.

In this way prophets like Jesus , Muhammad, Confucius can hold their titles but also be joined by people like Sun Tzu and Hitler

>>28054400
Well we should have one for each field (rifle, assault rifle, pistol, machine gun, arty, tank, fighter, bomber, strategy, conquest, etc etc), but maintain a core group of them (Mosin, Colt, [insert conqueror]).

>>28054400
>The 4 Commandments.
Yep

>>28051522

As long as there is no atheist bashing I am good. Also no racism, colt made all men equal or some shit. And racisim is a good way to get in trouble politics wise.

>>28054440
>In this way prophets like Jesus , Muhammad, Confucius can hold their titles but also be joined by people like Sun Tzu and Hitler
Normally I'd support this, but we can't use Hitler without attracting an extra 10 layers of shit. Rommel or something might be better, but still a bad idea imo

>>28052234
Armouries should be treated as our most sacred sights.
Amongst the "Groves of Guns" we can get closer to the spirits of the saints before us in hope to achieve enlightenment ourselves.
Battlefields memorials and military graveyards can serve the same purpose

What if we go the Catholic route?

Cool people who do cool things are saints, but the big amazing people are prophets?

For instance, St. Francis is a pretty cool guy, but he's not as big of a deal as Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John.

So maybe we have famous operators be our saints, and our prophets are famous weapons inventors or military leaders.

Possible saints could be Vinning, Carlos Hathcock, Chuck Yeager, Jack Churchill, Simo Hayha.

Possible prophets would be Mauser, Colt, Luger, Maxim, Patton, Sun Tzu, Bolke, Oppenheimer.

>>28054468
The Murder Kube doesn't descriminate against creed or colour neither should we.
>>28054474
The minute we start judging people's moral alignments is the minute we morally align ourselves. We worship Murder Kube for Christ sakes.

I'm not saying we should agree with what Hitler did, just recognize what happened because he did it.
Blitz Kreigs and death camps built around gas chambers were definitely ground breaking.

>>28052208
>reincarnated as the souls of guns to be used in war

>>28054492
Id rather there be huge shooting ranges underneath hand to hand combat classes and a sort of "preparedness college" where people learn about prepping, first aid, gun and blacksmithing, war history, and media to spread our message.

Couple that with textbooks that we author, an online radio station, and other things and I think things would gain ground fast.

These mega complexes should be our "Temples" and we can have even larger complexes outside city limits for certifications and extensive rraining meets.

Armories could pop up in locations we have. Have members pay to store their gun there, or pay to purchase a gun and storage slot. That way we and our flock could be disaster prepared.

More locations and armories the better.

Safety and discretion would need to be foremost principles because the publuc is not going to tolerate a loud obnoxious group of tryhards and it would cause problems.

Our #1 rule should be NO MEMES.

IRL memers get to spend their afterlife trapped eternally in the UK.

>>28054617
>The minute we start judging people's moral alignments is the minute we morally align ourselves. We worship Murder Kube for Christ sakes.
>I'm not saying we should agree with what Hitler did, just recognize what happened because he did it.
>Blitz Kreigs and death camps built around gas chambers were definitely ground breaking.
That's fair enough and I definitely agree for the most part, I'm just worried of basically being labeled a nazi murder cult

>>28050733
The central Tennants of the religion could be:
>self reliance through weapons (hunting, bushcraft, preparedness for natural disasters etc.)
>transcendentalism as it relates to weapons. Through the understanding of weapons and the nature of them, we better understand our selves as humans and our place in the universe.
>out holy symbol would be the /k/ube obviously
>ammo sexuality recognized as legitimate and as a protected class
>tithes and donations to provide the community with better access to weapons, ammo, food, water, emergency supplies etc.
>a focus on the self instead of a higher power much like Buddhism but with weapons as a central focus.
>the art of war as one of our important books
I think this is a good starting point.

>>28054734
What is going to make normies identify with a /k/ cube meme and ammosexual ideology?

While funny to think about, you'd have to be autistic to think that would work in the real world. Everything else sounded okay though.

>>28054780
>What is going to make normies identify with a /k/ cube meme and ammosexual ideology?
Nothing. That's the kind of thing you don't advertise to new converts.

Free Masons don't spill the beans on all their mystical traditions to every chump who attends one meeting.

>>28054652
This is exactly what the religious practise would be. We don't want to be some crazy redneck Viking cult. It's about DISCIPLINE! Not only for our own sake but for the sake of the guns we worship. If we create a gun culture that normies aren't afraid of the whole world will benefit.
>>28054688
I totally get it. We probably shouldn't have people praying to a blown up picture of him on the wall. But we should study him and his war for a cautionary tale if nothing else.
I would find it hard to believe there has never been a more evil person and it's impossible to believe someone more evil won't follow.
And they will join the Kubes pantheon as well.
>>28054687
>implying religion is anything BUT memes

>>28054853
>And they will join the Kubes pantheon as well.
Maybe we should have a specific categorization for those kind of people. Not saints or prophets, but something else.

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>>28050733
Please invite me into your closed society, together we will make headlines and you will witness the the 999th cut to the second amendment.

>>28052805
Fuck him

Someone should sort through all these ideas and slam out a website with a guest and member area.

>>28050733
I remember there was a s/k/ripture on Google docs a few years ago. There were psalms of mosin, chronicles of koreatown, etc. I'll try to find it later.

>>28054839
If people buy onto scientology and Mormonism /k/ubism is an easy sell my friend. Plus it's not like the /k/ube would be anything more than our church's symbol. Something to identify us.

>>28054888
I don't hate that idea "the satan" means "adversary" in Judaism.
Maybe all evil dictators could be "the satans"
We can't forget that we will be worshiping all the people who took hitler down, including Stalin. Who himself would be a satan.

This is why we have to be careful morality getting in the way.

>>28054938
>>28053687
Found it

>>28055068
Wow, that got really polished over the years!

>>28051646
We Imperial Guard now

We should have houses of discipline: care, accuracy, defense and power. Defense should include body armor.
Power could be teaching the best ammo
Accuracy is obv
Care could be first aid and caring for guns

>>28055473
We aren't starting an army we are building a church. The practises should probably be homogeneous. Maybe their could be a scouts like badge system that shows what specific practises you have mastered? Regardless it is necissary that all members know how to properly protect and care for themselves and others.

Keep at it, guys! I love this thread, but I've already covered it personally.
>be a Dudeist
>registered minister, carry an official card, licensed to perform marriages and actually did one
>Walter Sobchak is like an apostle, advocates for carrying up to and including an Uzi at all times

>>28051580
>We need to get this made as a proper religion.
Alea vult

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>>28055569
Tis the point, but seperating the teachers by discipline is a good idea imo
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>>28055604
Fuck wrong pick

>>28054526
Browning definetly needs to be a prophet.

I love this idea.

I think it's integral that we make sure we never say what people can't do. All we do is give people tenants to live by such as respecting others, being able to defend themselves and such, and list the rights every person should he guaranteed.

>>28055877
Dis be true lad.

Anyone who likes Milsurp knows that a well maintained gun can be older than you, and work perfectly, and long after you die, it will still work perfectly, and that's beautiful.

That should be an important point in the religion somehow.

>>28054893
Sir, your beard is falling off.

>>28052841
Murder Polygon doesn't have the same ring to it

>>28053687
Why does the Book of Kalashnikov come before the Book of Mosin?

>>28055946
Your spirit is left behind in your gear. Your friends and family can carry you with them after you're dead and visa versa. We know that the spirit of Kalashnikov is left behind in every AK but the gunsmiths who build and maintain them leave behind their spirit as well.
>>28056098
>Thinking Murder Kube is restricted to 6 faces

>>28050733
So, there's a town in South Dakota, Swett, that is for sale. I propose we buy this and make it the holy city of this new religion.

>>28056764
>Get an actual /k/ube there
>We Mecca now

>>28056764
What are the restrictions on firearms like there?

>>28056965
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_South_Dakota

Seems decent. But no stand your ground iirc.

ITT: People nit realizing Mormons already did it and did it so hard they were kicked the fuck out so they went west and settled Utah in 1847

>>28057014
>kicked the fuck out

>guy made it to the general election for president of the US
>multiple TV shows

A religion all about self-reliance, discipline, and respect of the weapon, with a bit of ancestor/spirit worship thrown in.

I like it. I'm down for it.

>>28057097
They were kicked out of New York, Missouri, Illinois and had to go into Mexico to a place not even the local Utes wanted.

>>28056764
Someone's going to have to make a kickstarter
There's no way there's an anon with 250 k

>>28056764
>>28057315
I bet we could get NRA sponsorship to help setting up a the town. We could even make it tourist thing to help spread /k/ubist ideals. We could make a park like the Russians did!

What is the theology? I myself would vote for "The Magic Bullet" by Dale Gribble.

>>28057442
You sure they going to want to invest in a cult worshiping a Murder Kube

>>28050733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNtph1jWSOg

For the /k/ube

>>28050733
When will /k/ubism be officially recognized as a religion? The object of "worship" is even a tangible object

>>28061087
Soon brother/sister, soon.
The fire rises

>>28050835
lol, the nanny state Britbong thinks it's people.

>>28054300
(OP) I really like the similarities, but free ranges and free kosmoline? C'mon we gotta push for more! Church issued funs for all deacons. Perhaps we can link with the NRA for membership drives.

>>28054440
(OP) Since I'm such a faggot, in Dune, Herbert refers to Hitler as "The greatest emperor in history." Why not tell prophets to fuck off and use Kube Emperors as a title instead?

>>28061621
Probably good idea to use a morally neutral title

Jesus and Confucius would be proud of the Kubemperor title

>>28061599
This is brilliant.

Those who ACT piously PROVE themselves worthy to enter the afterlife's great shooting range.

So will /k/ubism turn into a form of PMC company?

If so...I want this. I'm serious, this could work out and help lots of people AND turn into a successful way to become an operator who operates.

I see the headlines now....

>"Self Proclaimed Kubists Ship Off To Fight"
>we call and complain that they spelled /k/ubist wrong.
>Liberal tears are shed, as we start an orphanage and teach chillinz to shoot.

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>>28050733
This is so retarded it might just work, OP you magnificent bastard.

This is almost as good as the Gamestop Bank idea.

Do it for the /k/ube

>>28061823
(OP) The yet living Saint Kony shall proctor.

>>28061729
You could take all your once tangible, but questionable saints and make them Kubemperors. Mao, Stalin, Hitler, Genghis Khan, Pol Pot, Napoleon, etc. can all qualify, as they historically have killed millions, yet are part of the history of the Murder Kube.

>>28050733
>>28051730
(OP) Next biggest question.
Once sworn in, what prevents apostates? Are they damned only to fend for themselves? That seems like it might be part of the ideology of this burgeoning religion. If that's the only empty threat we have, what are the benefits of membership we should strive for?
>Church granted firearms? Tax free weapons purchases?
>Community militia and defense organization?

Should we even consider someone who worships multiple faiths an apostate?

Are there more gods than the /K/ube?

>>28061974
Kubemperors, the destroyers, actions are not to condoned or condemned only studied for the betterment of kubist kind.

It's the Great Gunsmiths, the creators, who under the guidance of The Kube have graced humanity with such tremendous gifts that should be celebrated.

>>28061873

How about we all do this together?

>>28062025
>>28062025
Regardless of their basis in reality religion and superstition are arguably the most powerful weapons in the world.
Therefore all religion and superstition are a gift from The /K/ube and are to be studied and utilitized for the betterment of Kubists Kind

>>28051414
>Also disassembling, cleaning and reassembling guns should be our form of meditation.

Praise the Omnissaiah!

>>28050733
>>28056764
>>28056945
>>28057315
>>28057442

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/477285009/1552188888/edit#account-setup

(OP) Open to constructive criticism and other input. Let's bring Kubism to the people!
I did a thing. Let's share this as much as possible and watch it flounder about until it dies. I highly doubt it's going anywhere, but I would fully support it if it did.

>>28055569
Cannot destroy weapons, cannot support those who would, cannot forsake one's duty to the greater protection of the human race.

>>28062229
Broken link yo

>>28062229
Wrong link?

>>28062025
>Church granted firearms? Tax free weapons purchases?
>Community militia and defense organization?
All yes

>Should we even consider someone who worships multiple faiths an apostate?
I wouldn't call them an apostate, but yeah, fuck'em.

>Are there more gods than the /K/ube?
No, the /K/ube is our god. But we have patron saints, prophets, satans, etc

>>28050733
So are /k/ube shrines a requirement, or an option? How does ammosexuality play into this? Will I be excommunicated from the church for coveting my neighbor's Raifu?

>>28051166
Holy kek, classik

>>28062319

The kube is not a god. It's a vessel for our god. You could destroy the kube, but you could not destroy the god residing in it.

>>28062379
If you destroy the /k/ube, you just make many smaller /k/ubes.
/k/ube always wins

>>28062398
If you destroy the cube, you're gonna get hunted down by every active worshipper of the religion and then shot dead.
If Islam's allowed to punish people over religion, so are we.

>>28062289
>>28062301
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/477285009/1552188888?token=c99c7905

Drinking started after nightshift ended. Mah bad.

>>28062398
(OP) Them Undertale references.

>>28062458
What?

SOMEONE EMAIL THE NRA AS SOON AS IT'S LIVE FOR /K/UBE'S SAKE.

>>28062327
Kubist holy grounds are Armouries, Memorials and military graveyards.
>>28062379
Trying to destroy The Kube makes his seventh face laugh.
>>28062411
We can't be some radically reactive cult.
Discipline is one of the Kubes greatest weapons.

We need to spread the word around, we won't get enough support from just /k/.

>>28062545

Post on every board relevant! /out/, /b/. /diy/, /pol/, hell even /mlp/! They're pretty bro tier when it comes to guns.

First we take 4chan! Then, the world!

>>28062561
I think we need to actually decide on what we're going to be about, otherwise we'll end up with a bunch of different sects and argue about things.

>>28062545
Here's a really shitty idea. We email the Brady Campaign. They'll make a massive fuss and ideally create a fuck ton of publicity for us.

>>28062582
We need to do this first though.

>>28062582
A group of responible practitioners of survivalism preparing for Armageddon 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>28062589

>Email the brady campaign about a bunch of gun loving autists forming a religion
>Political shitstorm ensues

Even if it wasn't effective in spreading the word to gun lovers, the flame war would be fucking hilarious.

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>>28062598
Our version of the rapture is actually our paradise.

While other religions prepare their exodus into the afterlife come Armageddon, we are the ones who inherit the earth.

We need to make our tenants, our practices, our commandments, etc etc. Obviously we need the four laws of gun safety in there somewhere.

Friendly reminder the established S/k/rupture is available at this google docs link.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Uhp6_lUrwXh9GUbV6mggbCj5sZOKlQG66ycUhGkEiQo/edit?usp=docslist_api

>>28062646
Seems kind of culty.

I think we should still just make a more plain set of beliefs, more just creedo of preparedness, self reliance, treating others as you want to be treated and respecting nature.

>>28062630
THE FINAL BATTLE! THE ETERNAL BATTLEFIELD OF ACHERON!

We shall accept all from all swaths of life. Samual Colt made them equal and all that.

As long as they adhere to the teachings of the /k/ube, or just fucking like guns and don't cause trouble, they are welcome to us.

This will include people some of us may not like. They may be horsefuckers or robots, or maybe even lgbt, but we will accept them, because a rifle does not know the difference.

We must remember that we are hated by many, but our ultimate goal is for our hobby to be loved by all. Therefore, we must accept all those that love the /k/ube, the rifle and the brass as much as we do.

>TL:DR: Stormies, cut the shit

>>28062671
True. We had some more fundamental also and practical parts in the Libor Pulveris, the first edition

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y303gzIPv9dlUOgQ3wL4ltYVJovTUeGOnonlM266zp4/edit?usp=docslist_api

And

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EB7dtiUYy-EeAaKM0hMcmJzYVAsCB7WXodXhT_AIiQI/edit?usp=docslist_api

There needs to be a chivalry spin to it or there will never be a Kubists with a vagina.

>>28062820
Covered under the all people are equal thing. A kind of your rights end where my rights begin, you are free to do whatever you want, as long as it doesn't negatively affect your fellow brother or sister. And we're encouraged to treat others as we wish to be treated.

/k/ube laws? Here's a draft.

>Law the first: Treat thy arms as they are always ready to destroy.
>Law the second: Only aim thy arms at which you are prepared to destroy.
>Law the third: Be aware of what you aim at that you do not destroy unintentionally what may lie beyond.
>Law the fourth: Do not place your finger on the trigger until you are prepared to destroy.
>Law the fifth: To be unprepared is to plan to destroy oneself.
>Law the sixth: Only destroy others as you would want others to destroy yourself.
>Law the seventh: Do not let harm befall the innocent, and do not cause harm to the innocent.
>Law the eighth: Do not destroy nature's beauty that others may enjoy its grace.

>>28051300
>dindus break into house
>"WITNESS ME!"
>dindus collectively shit their pants at the sight of a pissed-off white boy charging down the hall with a nugget, bayonet affixed

>>28052245
I imagine you have a choice after your passing.
>You fought well. Now, follower, you have a choice. You can either join your brothers in Valhalla, or continue to fight in the way of becoming the spirit of a weapon to be used in war. What say you?

>>28062912

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiLOGi1T-a0

Should we have a sort of /k/nights code?

As an armed /k/ubist, it is your duty, and the will of the /k/ube, to protect those that cannot protect themselves. No matter who they are, if you turn your back on them, the /k/ube will disapprove.

As a /k/ubist, it is your duty, and the will of the /k/ube, to educate those that believe the lie of the k/ubes satans (Don't know what we're actually calling them, someone get on that). For they are blind, and the light of the /k/ube will help them see.

As a /k/ubist, it is your duty, and the will of the /k/ube, to fight for those that oppose the freedom of mankind. It may be in many forms, the forcing of a belief, the disarming of the law abiding, the silencing tongues of censorship. You will not let them force people to bide their wishes, for the /k/ube judges all equally, and behind the sight of a rifle, all are equal.

As a /k/ubist, it is your duty, and the will of the /k/ube, to love and defend your country. Do not turn your back on your motherland. It may be tainted with the /k/ube's satans lies, and may restrict the freedom of it's man and women, but this further solidifies why you must be proud of your heritage. You will not let your country fall pray to the madness. You may live far from the clutches of the /k/ube satan, but never fail to stop fighting.

Anyone else got any ideas? I'm kinda basing it of traditional knights code, or chivalry.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivalry

>>28062912
Failing to plan is planning to fail.

Can fiction writers like George Lucas be Kubemperors for influencing the progression of technology?

Can fictional characters like Predator and Terminator be Kubemperors for being based operators?

>>28063015
Thine confabulations giveth this author an erection

>>28054652
We could integrate all three together, split into two branches; left defense and maintenance, right defense and maintenance.

Left would entail peacetime; media, history, weapons maintenance, defensive shooting, first-aid and non-lethal combat.

Right would entail armed combat (bayonets and the like), combat medical, guerilla warfare, and the like.

In the center would be machining, engineering, mechanics, and medical practices. For if you cannot care for your weapon, it cannot care for you. Inversely, if you cannot care for yourself, you cannot take care of your weapon. Thus, above all else, ensuring you are at the peak of your physical condition comes above all other forms of training; though it will come gradually, some would be encouraged to focus on physical conditioning initially.

>>28062912
>>28063035
We need to fill our book with philosophy quotes.

>>28063049
Like this one is a Ben Franklin quote that would fit well.

>>28063087
I demand reloading benches for all calibers.

>>28063128
>We need to fill our book with philosophy quotes.
Undoubtedly, our path is not of the easiest; but, just as undoubtedly, we are not to be frightened by difficulties - Stalin

I believe in one thing only, the power of human will. - Stalin

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot build character by taking away man's initiative. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves. - Lincoln

Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. - Thomas Paine

Whatever is my right as a man is also the right of another; and it becomes my duty to guarantee as well as to possess. - Paine

You can run, but you will only die tired.

>>28063077
I seriously feel like we would need a sort of battlecry like most groups have.

But looking at this thread... I think we don't need one, as /k/ubism is a defense of humanity against all enemies, internal and external. A neverending war against all enemies, physical and internal equally.

To be a follower of the /k/ube is to defend your fellow human from attackers, and to make sure they can defend themselves. Alongside this is the practice of psychology to aid in coping.

Not all of us are geared to deal with the reality of combat. So it is the duty of those of us whom are to aid those who are less-prepared, so when the time comes they can stand proud rather than crumble under the strain.

>>28050733
You forgot religiously mandated concealed carry. If Sikh's get to carry knifes I don't see why this is a problem.

>>28063149
Naturally. There would be facilities for manufacture of firearms, bladed weaponry, armor and ammunition; these practices would be perfectly acceptable because they would only be used in religious practice or in the defense of peace.

I left out reloading benches because I am an idiot sometimes. But I imagine that a task for engineers of the /k/ube would be developing a machine to make ammunition for our purposes, to the specs requested.

>>28063198
Just think about it, concealed carry that is not bound by congressional law, and could and should be limitless.

>>28063198
(OP) Why not open carry? Also maybe we should bring back honor dueling. There's too many fucking people anyway.

So have we written anything down that's not all autismy like the so called "s/k/ripture" is?

>>28063087
I still think all Kubists should be well rounded in all survival skills.

Firing and maintaining fire arms. First aid as well as unarmed combat.

People should be recognized for their expertise in specific fields but I think creating secular practices is just asking for a schism

Now this is all well and good, but what about any form of background check? Say jamal heres this, goes to a church of ours, gets a gun via lies and treachery, kills some one and its traced back to us?

>>28063251
>Also maybe we should bring back honor dueling.
Nah, anything illegal throws this out the window.

>>28063260
It's called the murder cube for a reason, anon.

>>28063259
>kubist
>well rounded
Oh the irony

>>28063260
>Say jamal heres this, goes to a church of ours, gets a gun via lies and treachery, kills some one and its traced back to us?
Maybe a church membership to purchase guns? With a waiting period? We can still sell guns to the public, but we'd have to do checks (as we should)

>>28063272
Yeah, but this does paint us in a bad light, we dont need libs at our doors, its a waste of ammo and hearing.

>>28063272
That's why it's just the /k/ube.

>>28063267
We'll keep it as something we want but begrudgingly don't allow due to legal disputes, like how the Mormons treat polygamy.

>>28063319
Well even back when, it was bad form to actually kill in a duel. If it's an honour thing, it doesn't need to be lethal.

(Plus I personally wouldn't support any kind of lethal duel to be honest, I don't agree with it)

>>28063319
Just use non lethal weapons in duels.
Bean bag gun and dildo gladiator matches

Norse mythology/culture is pretty much as /k/ as can be.

>if you die in battle, you go to Valhall. And no, it's not some faggy place where you get a bunch of virgins or hang out with your family like those feeble muslims and christians believe in. No, you get to fight and die again. And the next day, and the next. And in the end, you''ll join the gods in a great battle between good and evil. You fight to die, so you can fight and die again, and you continue this until you've defeated evil.

>also, the good old vikings were one of the first to recognize the right to bear arms as a natural right. Even slaves had a right to carry weapons for self defence, and to defend their lives at all costs with their knife.

>they also transformed christianity from some peace loving hippies who threw themselves to the lions, to a pretty decent fighting force. They did it by trolling the bongs and the frogs for such a long time they couldn't take it anymore.

>>28063356
Bean bag and chalk rounds for practicing exercises.

>>28063356
But then we get close to like airsoft and nerf shit.

Which I totally don't have a problem with, but others might for some reason.

I think that airshitting and paintballing and shit should totally be church approved activities because other than using simunition it's the closest you can get without actually shooting eachother.

>>28063398
Chalk rounds and rubber rounds

>>28062912
Update?

>Law the first: Treat thy arms as they are always ready to destroy.
>Law the second: Only brandish thy arms at which you are prepared to destroy.
>Law the third: Be aware of what you aim at that you do not destroy unintentionally what may lie beyond.
>Law the fourth: Do not grip the terminus of your arms until you are prepared to destroy.
>Law the fifth: Failure to plan is to be unprepared, and to be unprepared is to plan to destroy oneself.
>Law the sixth: Only destroy others as you would want others to destroy yourself.
>Law the seventh: Do not let harm befall the innocent, and do not cause harm to the innocent.
>Law the eighth: Conserve nature's beauty that others may enjoy its grace
>Law the ninth: Protect your homeland and its people as you would yourself.
>Law the tenth: Protect your freedom and the freedom of the innocent, and enlighten the innocent to the lies of cowards.

>>28063398
Air soft or paint ball might have practical application in the church. Nerf darts leave a little much to be desired balisticly speaking.
Anyone who is such an elitist he has an issue with children shooting each other with less then lethal weapons can go elsewhere

>>28063398
You know, if we get big enough and recognised, we probably could get simunition. Of course, you'd sign waivers and it'd be reserved for people who we know aren't shit-lards.

>>28063372
Not just vikings
The anglo-saxons too
It was a duty to be armed for the defence of your home and country
This country only became shitty and Antigun after WWI, then it all spiralled out of control
So yes, registration always leads to confiscation

>>28050733
Fuck off, cunt. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real, you son of basterd bich.

>>28050797

>i have no idea what I'm talking about

Fuck off.

>>28063356
>dildo duelling
Kubist National Sport

Bump for /k/ube's sake

We should look into the Bansenshukai Ninja Manual. Their philosophy was taught before the skills to ensure that they weren't misused.

>>28063538
Awesome, didn't know they had one of these threads a while back. I know they are working on the s/k/ripture as I write. What other religions are applicable, since now a days religions are secluded and HATE each others guts
Most definitely Odinist/Asatru
Maybe some moderate Christian groups
???
Any others would help
Glory to Cubum