Who is more effective in combat, women or midgets? Would an army

>>28048092
Nothing can defeat an army of midgets, except for a larger army of smaller midgets.

careful, if you lose a battle to a midget you become one.

>>28048092
These are the questions science needs to answer

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>>28048092

>>28048092
>I am lonely and women don't talk to me: The thread

>>28048584
>back to reddit

>>28048092
Midgets, smaller targets and can fit in small spaces. Plus you only have to feed them candy and maple syrup

>Midgets
Small therefore harder to hit
Fast
Strong
Can mimic themselves as children for a sneak attack
Can burrow underground
>Women
Slow
Weak
Breasts get in the way
Susceptible to rape

Not even a contest desu

>>28048584
That's over here.
>>28039841
Come join us. We're fun!

>>28048739
Go back to your containment thread

>>28048092
Midget do make for serious soldiers. Just look at the japs in WWII or the gooks in Nam

Remember war is just like football or basketball. It is all about reaching tall places, lifting heavy things, and basically just being a bro.

It has nothing to do with stealth, intelligence, equipment, and experience. It is all just athletic ability. The ultimate soldier is basically just a mildly retarded dude who can haul a lot of weight and lift heavy things.

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this is the dumbest question I don't know the answer to

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>>28048092
Women can beat midgets. Good luck laying suppressive fire with an LMG with ground hugging man

>>28049475
So... an Army Ranger?

>>28049487
>So... an Army Ranger?

I don't know much about the military or wars. Are those the guys who have spent 25 million dollars per enemy combatant killed in Afghanistan?

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>>28048092

I much rather face an army of tall athletic "Aryan supermen" then an army of midget geniuses desu.

>>28048169
>>28048302
These responses made me snort tea through my nose and now I'm freaking the fuck out because something in the tea is making me sneeze like hell

>>28049623
Is this really really real?

>>28049790
Hi Kendrick

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>>28048092
Holy shot Isis has Oompa Loompas!?

>>28049854
Wrong and answer the question.

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>>28049920
no

>>28048092
Do they actually fight or is ISIS pandering towards midgets?

>>28048092

Midgets are probably the better soldiers, they have a lot of the same weakness as women, mainly being practically useless for all things, but they can fit in smaller places so they wouldbe a lot more stealthy and I bet they could pull off great ambushes

>>28048092
I can't imagine midgets being worse than women in combat child soldiers are better than women in combat

There's gonna be a war, I can feel it. A war between the blacks, and the whites. And in this war, you don't pick a side - your side has been picked for you.

You don't know how much shit I've had to take off black midgets, man

>>28048092
Women would be able to run farther and faster than the midgets. This advantage alone makes them more combat effective.

>>28050194
The midgets have mini bikes, they are back to being much more combat effective

>>28050194
>war is all about being strong and fast hurr

Nice bro science, bro

>>28050203
Operationally hardened battle midgets on mini bikes would be unstoppable!

dat target profile

>>28050172
Fucking loved that movie.

>>28049486
The fucko in OP's pic is literally holding a pkm.

>>28048092

>female midget

what now

>>28048092
Game of Thrones is getting weird.

This thread is making me laugh like a retard in my lecture.

>>28050310
Do I look like I'm from South Central Los Fucking Angeles? I want a normal gun for a normal person

>>28048169
underrated

>>28050360
Kek

>>28048584
nigga plz 72 fresh and wet virgins await me in paradise

>>28049475
So, basically Forrest Gump is the ideal soldier.

>>28050866

>Forrest Gump is the ideal soldier.

This is true. The fact that he becomes a war hero isn't a coincidence.

>>28048092
>women or midgets
depends on the sex of the midget

So what you're asking really is:

Ratlings or Sisters of Battle?

>>28048679
Midgets
>also susceptible to rape

>>28051632
Who the fuck would rape a midget?

>>28051642
Me.

>>28051642
I literally just got done raping a midget and came here to post this

>>28048092
I dont know if im tripping or what but i think i saw this dude outside of mahmudiya in 2007. I thought he was a kid wearing a fake beard at first. Idk

>>28051642

Someone with an exceptionally large penis and a finger puppet fetish

>>28051697
>>28051710
>>28051777
>/k/
I love you guys.