Innawoods- 20 second alert early morning home invasion edition.

>>28017553
>Get into my safe in 20secs and grab my AK
>By the time I have a mag in they've reached my kitchen
>By the time I've chambered a round and moved to the door they've started at the hallway
>By the time I've opened fire they're cut off halfway down the hallway and sent running

>>28017553
>when there is havings no time to put on belt, you are simplys clenching hatchet between ass-cheeks

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20 seconds?

Wow, my G19 and my AR are literally within arms reach of my bed.

In this 20 seconds I'll have time to turn on my homes surround sound to play this while I hunt them down

https://youtu.be/bZRzVIhBBQg

>>28017553
>Sleep with pants on
>Grab sks
>Outta window
>Flanking maneuver

INB4 can't outta window, basement apartment and I've done it before.

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>>28017573

>>28017553
>not shaved
gay

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>>28017553

That's me right now, OP. That is, I am the fucking armchair /k/iller I have always been. :P

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>throw on old ROTC cover for asthetic

>>28017592
>wants penis to resemble that of a child's
wut

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I am hyped t.b.h

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>>28017553
i am in a hoodie and short sweat pants
i have no shoes on
my ar is loaded and ready to go right next to me and my plate carrier is on my bed.

I think i would attempt to put my boots on if i had enough time but i could go out my bedroom door and put fire on the front door immediately.

>>28017573
I just fucking jammed out to this shit, nice m8

How the hell you remove underpants on innawoods? And why would he program it that way? You trying to tell us you sleep nude? Why would you want us to know that you sick fuck?

What are you using to make these?

>>28019419
innawoods

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Good thing i had battlestation room.
Come and get it!

I'd probably be killed, because I've timed it and it takes me at least 27 seconds to decide which of the weapons I sleep with I'd use on a home invader.

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>>28017553

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>>28017553

>>28021000
The toilet pape r has me cracking right the fuxck up dude.;

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Nagant Revolver and Ka-Bar on my desk beside my desk. German steel helm in a milk crate beside my bed.

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870 with 5 shells of #00 buckshot and a pocket knife with me

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>It's 0238
>on the couch
>listening to a Dillards record in the dark with my old fishing hat over my face
>hear crash at the front door
>a familiar mix of fear and rage washes over me
>brush my hat up and reach for my Colt on the side table
>grab Colt and old moonbeam
>crashing and banging continues
>begin to taste Agent Orange
>bitter, yolky
>smell the earthy stink of the Mekong river
>Charlie makes it through the door into the hall
>Got another tunnel to sweep out

Run at them and embrace death!

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TAKBIR!

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>>28017553

>tfw my tactical butter knife was confiscated by police last week

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>>28022762
>no primary detonator
is okay, stand close

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>>28017553
>leaving for school

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Things I own or can acquire within an hour of home.

>>28023278
Hurp wrong innawoods thread.