>all ready to go to dinner anon? >you're going

>>27845022
>Someone who open carries
>Next to a women

>>27845022
>not OC Ed Brown 1911 to fancy din din

fuck off whore

My friend open carried a Single Action Army in .22 to dinner at this ramen joint. He just got made fun of by my other friend.

>>27845049
Enjoy having your gun rust away in an evidence locker for months covered in dindu blood.

>dating women

>>27845071
>dying because you didnt think your life was worth losing an expensive firearm

>>27845071
If an expensive gun is getting taken away by the police, it's still going to be a happy event, because I got to kill a nigger.

Would you serve 5 dollar a bottle wine at a wedding?

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Shall not be infringed, sweetheart. Hop in.

Taylor get out of my house, I'm eating in tonight. And I always carry around the house.

>>27845022
Who the fuck are you? I ordered Chinese.

>>27845022
Well if it seems that unappealing to you ill just leave it at home. I mean theres no reason why neither of us not to mention little bruce getting in any trouble at the opera right?

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>>27845091
Eloquently put.

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>are you going to OC?

does the Queen wear underwear with dick holes in 'em?

>>27845091
>Would you serve 5 dollar a bottle wine at a wedding?
As is most people can tell the difference anyway.

But no, weddings are for champagne and beer. Whiskey if you regret not yelling,"I object".

>>27845022
>this thread again

>>27845022
Fine all do whatever you want Taylor, just let me get some of that ass

>>27845148
what the holy fuck is that.

>>27845155
that girl has "fuck me" eyes, but her sharpie eyebrows are borderline deal-breakers

nothing a black tuque can't fix

>>27845022
Why OC? Why not James Bond it and conceal your firearm like a gentleman?

>>27845197
It's a featured drill in Magpul's "Art of the Dynamic Handgun". Only for real operators.

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>>27845205
>sharpie
they're all natural

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>>27845155
>does the Queen wear underwear with dick holes in 'em?
Goddammit,my sides

>>27845251
>that selector lever

>>27845251
Yeah man I'm aware, it's just that they're so fucking DARK. You can see those things after 10pm from across the street

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>>27845251

>dat td

>>27845197
>>27845247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDtbk8sZXbg

>>27845251
I'd like to point out that she identifies as bisexual, so she's probably down for 3 ways. In other words, she's damn near perfect

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>>27845591
>female
>identifies as bisexual
never heard that one before

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>>27845591
mm so perfect

>>27845103

underrated post

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>>27845591
Why don't we talk about an actually perfect woman?

>>27845022
Do you trust the niggers at McDonald's?

>>27847517
OK, post her.

>>27845022
I just carry in an IWB/OWB holster, under my coat or jacket. Detective-style. That way it's covered but still exposed and readily available.

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>>27847534
what Taylor is this gun holding?

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>>27847534
You're a funny guy

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>>27847561
Looks like the debut/fearless era Taylor

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>>27845022
>22
nice

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Day/k/are strikes again.

>>27845168
>whiskey if you regret not yelling, "I object!"
This one hits close to home.
Mike, if you're out there, we all miss you.

>>27845591
>Perfect
>Looks like she smells of piss
Different strokes I guess.

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>>27847683
>not having a skank side bitch
seriously senpai

>>27845103
They have destroyed the gun controls! Repair the gun controls!

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>>27845091
I never thought of it this way

>>27845089
There's a difference between spending maybe $900 on something like a USP and spending $2500 on loud jewellery.

>>27845591
I'm down for a 3 way too... can you call me perfect too?

:o

>>27847517
There is nothing even remotely perfect about her

>>27847517
>>27847534
>>27847561
>>27847562
>>27847624
Taylor strikes me as very tall, very skinny/lanky and having no figure. She's got a pretty face though.

7/10 - Would give a reason for her to write another breakup song with.

>>27847624
I like that mid to late 90's haircut.

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>>27848569
how about now?

>>27845022
I don't care what anyone says, I like this meme.

>>27845022
>yes I am. I'm also going to hand out pamphlets

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Why is a Harvey Weinstein product on /k/?

Are Harvey Weinstein products considered a weapon?

>>27848580
>Taylor strikes me as very tall, very skinny/lanky and having no figure. She's got a pretty face though.
Yes, this has been said millions of times. There's no debate anymore. You either love Taylor or you dislike Taylor.

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>>27845155
she in Blops 3?

I hope there is a hardcore sex scene with Marshawn Lynch.

>>27845103
Heil!

>>27850257
nah, just a few seconds in one of the trailers

>>27850257
>>>/r/reddit

>>27847627
Frig off Randy, this isn't a cheeseburger hut

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>>27850218
one could like her clean cut looks, but disapprove of her pillow princess ways

>>27847327
lol'd

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>>27847517

>>27847751
Nein!

Jawohl!

>tfw you will never hold hands with taylor swift

shes my dreamgirl
i guess not all dreams come true
;-;

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>>27850501
>Taylor Swift

There's pretty solid circumstantial evidence that she browses /b/, and probably /mu/. You've got to remember that behind the soulless persona she's a real person.

Just interesting to think about.

>Pic related is my dreamgirl

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>>27845103
10/10

>>27847653
Hahaha holy shit. I was involved in a wedding where all the groomsmen were so drunk the preacher man stopped and asked us all to leave while the completed the ceremony

>>27845285
>safe
>full auto
>semi auto
>run away slam fire

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>>27845022
Hmmm? Oh silly me! Let me cover that up with my shirt, make sure my permit is in my wallet...and there we are! You ready to go, baby?

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No of course not Taylor sweetie, I conceal carry.

Pic unrelated: fresh OC tho

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>>27851222
what's with your retard editing?

>>27851269
I did it in a rush on my phone but I failed. Feel free to check out his page if you like.

>>27845075
this. it's 2015, people.

>>27845091
Unfortunately my trashy family served box wine during their last wedding.

>>27852934
It's called goon

>>27852934
There's only two reasons to go to a wedding, to celebrate a union of souls in holy matrimony and get as wasted as possible off free booze.

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>>27850958
>solid circumstantial evidence

lol no. And before you post any of those images, I'll just tell you they're bullshit now to save you the trouble.

>>27845143
What the fuck are you trying to say? That isn't an English sentence.

>>27852934
>implying you could tell the difference
>implying you're a faggot wine snob

Who the fuck is the retarded cunt you idiots keep posting anyway?

>>27845143
Learn2conjugate
Learn2grammar

>>27845205
You know she's a babe when the only things you have to criticize are her fuckin eyebrows. Also virgin detected

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>>27845068
>single action army
>open carry
>ramen "joint"
Might as well just whip out a katana

>>27850958
>not 956

i-its like you dont want to be undefeatable around the nürburgring

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>tfw taytay still not my gf

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>>27845075
This

>>27855742
>basketball american breaks into house
>sees something too small to be a human male under covers on bed
>smiles
>removes pants
>pulls back covers
>it's a mountain lion


SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

>>27847517
when I see her my blood boils. I would demand her to bend over so i fuck her and punch the back of her head. then smash her head with a claw hammer so she is retarded. when i take her home i can put her in my cellar and nobody will ever find her again. serves her right for being a cocktease.

>>27850501
>being this mad

>>27845143
I think you're reaching a little for that batman joke. At the very least it needs to be worded better...

>>27848580
Her face is awful. Can you say fetal alcohol syndrome?

>>27847517
>perfect woman
No such thing, man.

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>>27847517
I thought you said we will talk about the perfect

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>>27855993
Woman

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>>27855993
>>27856004

Cant get any more perfect then this, btw latino bro

>>27855993
>>27856004
Photoshopped.

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>>27856060
Nope

jailyne ochoa

>>27856101
>>27856053
>>27856004
>>27855993
>frumpy butt
>ayy lmao face
She's ET with tits

>>27856153
And?

>>27856101

literally nigger tier

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>>27855993
>>27856004
>>27856053
>>27856101
>perfect
>not white
Pick one

>>27856396
she's jewish though

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>>27856101
>>27856053
>>27856004
>>27855993

>>27857110
>jewish

>>27855742
I would finger that pussy. Too bad you can fit your dick in there...

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>not choosing Carrie Underwood
she does country music,is a christian,had humble beginnings and is amazing looking
/thread

>>27857467
>Crybaby new pop/country
>implying a socially repressed half-Christian is appealing

>>27857824
she still is wife material

>>27857840
I'd marry her just to look at her

>>27857467
>pickaxe chin

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>>27857467
>is a christian

>Not getting laid 'til marriage
>having to say grace before each meal

this is appealing to you?

>>27858141
yes,why would it not be,you dirty heathen.

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>>27855993
>>27856004
>>27856053
>>27856101
She's even /k/ material guys

http://youtu.be/pqUgMH3SIUQ

I would eat her pussy and ass from behind.

>>27858650
>not choosing a ginger or blonde
what happened to /k/'s standards?

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>>27858744
I'm the latino bro who uploaded her pics, I like phat ass white girls too /k/omrade.

>>27858650
stop posting. now

>>27858744
heis most likely a mexican or a nigger.

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>>27858817
Make me.
And no Peruvian hood nigger been here since 07 well at least in /b/

I now have a choking fetish

>>27858798
>posting pics of this shoped taco temptress

why tho

>>27850257
Question: why the fuck does he have shotgun shells duct-taped to his shoulder padding? Those aren't exactly going to be easy to load when he needs them...

>>27845148
Your gif made me giggle.

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>>27859292
>Shells get glued to the inside if the barrel and the gun gets duct tape residue all up in there.

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>>27859265
It's not shopped, check her videos

You say it like you wouldn't have this taco goddes sweaty ass sitting down on your face.