Things you can say to your girlfriend but not your rifle >Bite

>>27565568
i think you have it backwards

>>27565568
Your gender makes you basically useless at all things expect taking dick

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>>27565568
>bite the pillow
>girlfriend

>implying anyone on /k/ has a girlfriend and isnt super autistic

>>27565568
i think OP meant 'things you say to your rifle but not your girlfriend"

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>>27565880
>Going in dry
>Bathhouse

>>27565568
>being cut
>needing lub to fuck
damn fam smh tbh

"Boy, I wish I had one!"

I'm so glad the liberals arent going to ban and confiscate you this coming November

>>27565568
You don't exist

>>27565568
you don't exist

>>27565568
you don't exist

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>>27565568
You don't exist