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My sex life is like a Predator Drone - you'll only notice

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My sex life is like a Predator Drone - you'll only notice it when it's on the news, and children were involved somehow.

Describe your sex life as a /k/-related thing, /k/
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I'm a pedophile
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My sex life is like an AK-47
Old and dirty, but simple enough for a child to use
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My sex life is like a P08 Luger.

I don't have one.
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>>23343917
My sex life is like SHOT show.

Endless, furious masturbation.
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accidental discharge
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My sex life is like a Tiger tank of WW2
It's a well-oiled machine that is crewed by german men
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my sex life is like an M40 sniper rifle
laying still and trying not to tremble in the hands of a trained professional
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My sex life is like shooting the same caliber over and over.

Fun at first, but then it get's boring and I don't want to do it anymore.
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My sex life is also likr a predator drone.

I spend most of my time behind a computer screen and try to detach myself from what I am looking at
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>>23343917
My sex life is like Fudd.
I buy the same thing over and over.
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my sex life is like 9mm

ineffective
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>>23343917
I dry fire, don't want no kids yet.
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>>23343917
My sex life is like .22lr

It doesn't exist
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My sex life is like a soccer mom.

Loud and passionate but lacking intellectual substance.
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>>23343917

My sex life is like a nuclear weapon.

Used by all, but absolutely meaningless.
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My sex life is like .25ACP, rarely used in the past and the butt of jokes now.
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My sex life is a lot like a glock
All fun and games until it explodes in your face
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My sex life is like a Serbu. Way shorter than would be satisfactory, shot twice for a giggle, and overall it'd be easier to spend money on something else.

H-help me, /k/omrades.
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>>23343929
This
;_;
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My sex life is like an AK-47

No matter how much shit gets in the works, i'll still keep going
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My sex life is like 338FED.

Everyone hates it but me....
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My sex life is a lot like ACU

I do it in nature and you'll always notice me
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>>23344524
My sex life is like ABU.
Pretty much useless in the real world.
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>>23343917
My sex life is like an ar-15
>Jam
>Jam
>Jam
>Jam
>Jam
>Jam
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My sex life is like a damp flintlock pistol.
...........*click*...
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My sex life is like the F35

Even though the starting intentions were good, in the end it's just not worth it anymore

But I still can't let it go because I'd be behind everyone else in the world if I do
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>>23344538
So, what, you slap Smuckers on your pecker and go to town?
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My sex life is like a Glock 7. It costs more than what you make in a month.
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>>23344566
Yes, yes I do.
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>>23344599
Buéno.
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my sex life is like a a Phaser from Star Trek

it causes spectacular deaths and doesn't exist in real life.
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>>23344590
Your sex life is a fictional thing from a movie?
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