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Why don't we attach musicians to combat arms sections?

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Why don't we attach musicians to combat arms sections?

>section comes under attack during a patrol
>everyone drops prone or scrambles for cover, making a couple of snap shots along the way
>the enemy is seen
>the arcs are formed
>the order to fire is given
>the shocking cacophony of "slow" fire among a dozen and a half people is only overpowered by the wailing of strings
>>Combat Violinist plays INSPIRE STRENGTH
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>>22875402
Because bards suck and nobody wants to be them aside from hipster fags
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>>22875402
Man, I miss being a dumbass teenager.
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>>22875629
I just miss my DnD days.
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>>22875629
yeah how dare people make jokes
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>>22875652
>I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>22875677
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>>22875709
>he's so flustered that someone didn't like his shitty joke and called him retarded he's going to drop the autism card

Carry on
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>>22875402

Playing songs of kebap removal and things
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>2014
>arguing, attempting to disprove, or even defending yourself to strangers on the Internet
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>>22875779

Implying only the intolerable fags who feel the need to post in every pointless threads are the only ones with opinions.

keep on keeping on OP

>muh silent smirking and moving on majority
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What song would they play?

This would be my vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6t3BvsbmzU
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>>22879334
Watch him accuse you of samefag now.
Me too.
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i want to see a tactical bard
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>>22875402
Maybe if he could play Slayer or AC/DC.
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>>22875402

I'd love to see combat pipers.
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>>22879415
Close enough.
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>>22880515
loving that staff
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We already have musicians in the military. In fact, doesn't every damn military in the world have a marching band?

But what we really need is some guys who carry a boombox to battlefield and play a sick background music.
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>tfw you will never march into battle alongside your comrades listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DygZzwWbs4
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>>22880562
yea but only fags go be in the marching bands
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>>22880515
If there's a pommel, where does the backblast come out?
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>>22875402
>desolate wasteland of the middle east
>a battle is raging
>american men pinned down by the meanest of terrorists
>no way out
>suddenly from the ruins a lone man appears
>with nothing more then a mask and a guitar in hand, he starts to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZcGc-nbLco
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>Be inna Kurdy like place fighting ISIS
>Put my Xiaomi M3 volume on highest
>Put portable speakers on highest volume
>Play songs by Michael Learns to Rock
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>>22875402
Stop at The Guild and pick one up before leaving the wire.
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