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>wandering aimlessly in the kitchen >see bananas I bought

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>wandering aimlessly in the kitchen
>see bananas I bought yesterday
>yea, gimme sum of dat /potassium/
>rip one off the bunch and head upstairs
>realize I'm holding it like pic related, except with a straight index finger

I had TD on a nanner. What have you guys done to me.
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>>22725898
Gotta be careful with that potassium, man.
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if we have truly influenced you it would have been up your butthole instead

…in time
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>>22725898

now you jsut have to learn how to peel it propperly.
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/k/ fucks you up man. I have TD on pens and pencils
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Pretty sure we all do that. You get into guns, you get TD with everything. Every time I use a cordless drill, gotta have dat TD
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>>22725989
You think that's bad? I have TD while masturbating.
Thanks /k/
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I also do TD on bananas.
Sometimes I do it on cup handles with my pinky finger extended as well. oops.
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>>22725898
That stupid fucking potassium joke.
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>>22726028
No
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>>22725898

Explained 'nanna trigger disciplinr to the wife.

Dmonstrated weaver stance compared to isoccolese.

Field stripped 'nanna and couldn't get it back together.

Speculated I lost the barrel link pin.


Wife is convinced she's married to a gun nut.

She may be right.
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>>22725898
I bought a little water gun to squirt my cat when he does stuff he's not supposed to (didn't work), and I noticed I couldn't keep my finger on the trigger unless I was thinking about it.
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>>22728470
>Field stripped 'nanna and couldn't get it back together.
>Speculated I lost the barrel link pin.
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>>22725898
>/potassium/
kek
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Things that didn't happen for 700, Alex.
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