This thread is for all female Hello!Project and Up-Front artists, old and new.
http://www.helloproject.com/
http://www.up-front-promotion.co.jp/
http://www.up-front-create.com/
http://www.jp-r.co.jp/
http://www.up-front-works.jp/
Previous thread:
>>17528203
"I like____because boobies!" edition.
>>17553816
felatio meme edition
>>17553816
My H!P died years ago so I quit edition
""actress"" edition
>>17553983
MM eternally BTFO edition
>>17553816
>http://www.up-front-promotion.co.jp/
>http://www.up-front-create.com/
>http://www.jp-r.co.jp/
>http://www.up-front-works.jp/
Explain me how these links are related to H!P edition.
>>17554040
A few threads ago, both uug fags decided that they were going to change the op that way they could talk about their shitty shopping mall-tier idols.
>>17554053
And they'll go back to school soon, right?
Definition of beauty!
>>17554177
Not gonna lie, I'd go on a 10th gen bus tour
>>17554225
>>17554225
>>17554249
Oden is severely underrated.
Small face, nice boobs, great singing voice, maybe the perfect idol...
>>17554249
Fat ugly bitch that only women like because she makes them feel better about themselves
>>17554738
Plump qt-pie that only women hate because they're jealous of how inferior they look compared to her.
>>17554648
>maybe the perfect idol...
doubt it
>>17555089
I mean Aili's cool and whatnot, but that combo is just simply something thats never been seen before...
>>17555081
Armpits are hard to maintain without waxing...
>>17553816
Erina Mano is probably the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, not even exagerating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeriCpab0a8
why do they associate making your eyes bigger with some glue as plastic surgery? there are quite a few videos like that, probably Koreans...
>>17555405
What are you hinting at?
>>17555462
Just that keeping them smooth and idol-like is hard.
>>17555414
That's a joke right? She looks like she's had a bunch of plastic surgery done. Her face looks like she's one botched job away from being a sideshow freak.
>>17555499
Don't defend them, waxing atleast once a week can't be that hard.
>>17555534
lewd
>>17555534
Wax your's once and then get back to me, mmk?
>>17555534
PS: Waxing once a week is impossible. XD Waxing pulls out the hair roots so it takes at least a month for new roots to grow. Pros recommend waxing once every 6 weeks.
>>17555571
Sure once I become a japanese idol.
>>17555587
Sounding easier and easier...
>>17555587
>[citation needed]
>>17555617
waiting for it to grow back means there's always gonna be that hairy in between period unfortunately
>>17555695
I think we can all agree that my little sister is the real cutie here!
Daily reminder that H!P died when she left
>>17555780
Don't start that spam again. Isn't it about time you fucked off?
Post some Taguchan, ffs.
>>17555871
Cute but that's no Taguchan, ffs.
>>17555989
who?
>>17555989
>>17556037
Cheek-freckle made me thing Momohime but the other freckles aren't right for that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yqPkjXWmQ8
tfw an idol would rather talk to an old blob of a guy than you anon-kun
>>17556157
Are you sure that's an idol...
>>17556157
I wonder why she'd rather speak to a friendly old man as opposed to a creepy online pedophile...
>>17556176
Those two can be the same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQydU1RRcIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cd-mhSwIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR5fa4huQMM
モー娘。'17森戸ダンスレッスン、研修生山田、羽賀ご褒美、小関・船木料理、山岸ヘアアレンジ MC:野中美希・田口夏実【ハロ!ステ#234】
https://youtu.be/YxOdGE3VSPE
Are there idols with feet that aren't ugly?
>>17556465
Miya, Airi, Maimi, Funa
>>17556589
Those are Airi's finger toes
>>17556604
The only thing wrong with them is it looks like she didn't take off all her dead skin before taking the picture.
>>17556339
That Riko hair arrangement segment was way too kawaii!
>>17556663
>>17556667
>>17556339
A Taguchan !
>>17556703
What a strange way to stand
>>17556672
Sorry mang those are Airi's feet now, check IG
>>17556751
i was just posting what they look like when they're clean
>>17556798
You mean 8 years ago?
>>17556827
Pretty sure she was finished growing by then
>>17556833
Look how tiny she is in that picture.
>>17556827
Six years and 3 months. So she was 17.
>>17556861
About 80% into puberty and nowhere near as tired and old as she is now.
>>17556868
American understanding of development or severe damage control?
Rinapuu PB when?
do idols glue their eyes? I can't fucking tell, sometimes when you look at their pictures from childhood they have slanty eyes sometimes they don't
>>17556918
yes are you fucking retarded?
>17556924
I'm not a woman to know these things
>>17556877
Pure science.
>>17556924
so how does it make you feel? do you feel cheated?
>>17556932
No, and from what I understand they only need to do it for a few months and then their eyes automatically hold the folds for the double eye lid. Do you think they don't wear make-up too?
>>17555989
riko is a cute
>>17556932
Glue is about as drastic as make-up and probably also as popular in Asia.
Who needs makeup?
>>17557081
>It's another teehee I have no make-up on meme
>just a base layer
>and filters
>>17557101
The style books always make me laugh when they are already wearing makeup in the first panel of the tutorial
>>17557137
Is this from Airi Mania? Do you have more?
>>17557132
out
Did some people really troll Sayu about her makeup-less photos?
>>17557181
Probably the only idol dumb enough to actually post some real make-upless photos.
>>17557166
Oh, I apologize for interrupting your insightful discussion about feet and make-up tips. I always forget how many women post here.
>>17557192
>stop actually talking about idols
Sausage-ga cow lower
>>17557187
>>17557198
Can't tell from that rez
>>17557197
You are barely talking about the idols themselves though. And feet-fagging is degenerate no matter what.
>>17557212
>stop talking about idols in a way that I don't agree with. Just post pictures with no text. DO NOT attempt to interact with other posters
>>17557165
No, this is from the one she released in 2015. Not my scan, but the whole thing is here, assuming this link works.
https://morningberryz48.wordpress.com/2016/04/15/%E9%88%B4%E6%9C%A8%E6%84%9B%E7%90%86-%E3%80%8C%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%82%A4%E3%83%AB%E3%83%96%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF-airi%E2%80%90st%E3%80%8Dyour-complete-guide-to-beautifying-exercising-styling-showering/
I haven't seen a scan of Aria Mania yet, and I was only able to get one copy, so I don't want to ruin mine.
>>17557227
Very interesting, it mentions a very revealing interview. Anyone has translations?
>>17557214
>says the guy throwing tantrums whenever people talk about anything else besides armpits, feet or his little sister memes.
Also this shit >>17557166 every time
something something factory is full of downs
>>17557262
lol, sugoi
Micro bikini PB fucking when?
Why does she try so hard to hide the fact that she wears glasses? She's had that dirt in the bridge of her nose for years.
>>17554380
B-but I don't want a little brother!
I love how airheaded Kaori was, she was so adorable.
Imagine an H!P thread where the idols are
1. H!P
2. relevant
>>17557766
sounds boring as fuck
>>17557356
Too pure
>>17557766
>H!P
>2017
>relevant
Not possible when you only get to pick 2
What does H!P need to do to get themselves out of this rut?
>>17558424
The obvious one is to get some idols who aren't uggos and have some personality. But I think the big problem h!p has now is that none of the groups have a unique style visually or musically. I know we're not allowed to talk about music here, but it's all completely interchangeable between the five active groups. Also, drop the MM current year meme.
Happy 17th birthday Hikaru!
>>17558589
Pink is desperate for that gravure money.
>>17558753
I like this KSS. Weird but good.
>>17558803
I'll gladly support her gravure career!
>>17558424
Actually try to make the girls into idols instead of hoping that fans will be invested in them through of the music
>>17556465
>>17558753
Ugly feet...
>>17558424
Promote cuties like Haga more!
>>17557239
Anyone?
Who among you accused Airi of wearing colored/circle contact lens on IG ww
What went wrong?
>>17558688
CG has unique music
Best smilie
>>17560263
You
>>17560315
Not me, she doesn't even look like she wears circle lenses. Nothing special about her eyes to suspect.
>>17560276
She should have succeeded in killing herself
>>17560343
Wishful thinking.
Your kyapkyap is a sexy
>>17558610
wtf looks like Aika
What would MM need to do to start BTFOing other groups out again?
>>17560531
Aika is actually better looking
>>17560276
Didn't get into JAV. She was an inch away from doing it.
>>17560960
Got scooped up by a Yakuza before that could happen.
Post an H!P that you've always disliked even though you're not sure why.
>>17560627
Namata Leadership
>>17560992
The worst part is that this is a very real possibility and it wouldn't fix a damn thing
>>17561039
Still, more Ikuta so it's a step in the right direction.
>>17560517
>>17560524
When did she get so damn c-ute?
>>17561063
Capu has always been a cute
there are 26 posters here and only 66 in the AKB threads, so H!P strong! relatively speaking
>>17561063
She was always attractive, you just never noticed because she was the second most useless member of Berryz
>>17560969
Yanagaw. She's boring but that's not a good enough reason to hate her as much as I do. I sincerely hate her
>>17561103
Maybe because of how beloved she is on these threads...
>>17561109
Has she ever been posted on these thread? I can't say I've seen her posted but I don't read every bit of every thread
>>17561118
No, she doesn't have a shitposter put if you've been around for a little while you can tell she is considered one of the "good idols" in H!P.
>>17561130
Well, if there really was any agreement from all 25 of you I think I would have seen it by now. Sorry if you take it personally I was just answering the question
Today's a good day for some _______!
>>17561148
True baseball fan
Iikubo a cute
>>17560969
pic related
>>17561130
Why do people constantly call her grandma face or make fun of her forehead when she used to get posted then?
>>17561193
I wonder if she actually makes any money off of Wear?
>>17561213
There are people that don't like her obviously but I've seen more people call her the perfect little sis more than grandma face.
>>17561232
>little sis
Ahhh. Ok, then.
>>17561220
Probably only a nominal amount at best. She'd make more working her spare time at 7-11. She only does it as a way to grow her brand and possibly branch into new revenue streams.
>>17560969
What is wrong with you?!
>>17561315
he's just trying to start shit
>>17561461
No, I'm not. Don't try to discount me like that. I know I'm not that only one that has a dislike for certain girls even if I don't have any rationale to back it up. It's a legit question.
>>17561067
>>17561101
Really?
>>17561524
lol, thought that was Risako in the thumbnail. I'm sure that's just a cherry picked image or the camera added weight or something.
>>17561566
>I won't let objective proof interfere with my cherry picked version of reality
>>17561568
>a single screenshot from 2012 is objective proof
>>17561580
It's not comprehensive but it is objective.
Kyapu fags on suicide watch
>>17561481
I understand you. You probably think she tries too hard, she hogs all the spotlight, or maybe she's even a slut. But something's still wrong with you.
>>17561213
The forehead has been retired.
Let's start the day the right way ~ :3
>>17562082
Mexican idol
>>17562088
boxer nose
>chinami.tokunaga "She lopped off her hair. "
MM btfo by Kaga?There's a first...
Twin-tail Yanamin is too much!
>>17562326
>>17562247
The only BTFOing going on is by Chiichan
>>17562351
Ah their breast became stacked.
>>17562351
That tit touch, my penis...
when will the results from the song voting for the 20th anniversary be announced?
>>17562477
After I'm done rigging it
>>17562585
pls vote for the songs I like
>>17561103
>>17561118
>>17561143
This Maria-fag man.. If you're going to try insult an idol I like at least put some effort. That shit was weak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUzMlYUgdvs
Yanamin Talks about newly released drink from starbucks
>It looks so good!
>The chocolate looks so good!
>I can't help but want to drink it
>Eh you haven't tried it yet
>I haven't tried it yet :(
>A>Eh? Then what about after we finish, we go?
>I want to go... but I think it will take too much time.
>A>Eh? I think we can go.
>A>I'M going to treat you! lets go!
Yanamin talks about how she likes the look of Uemu curls and How Ruru does her weave.
>I've never had my hair curled
>NO WAY!
>Thats why next time I was hoping ..
>Eh, We can do it today!
>I'll borrow it from Yuka.
Yanamin really hit the Jackpot with J=J!
2:24
Something Something Flapacino lol.
>>17562585
>and the best song is......1 2 3~~~!!
>>17562351
Chisato is starting to look like that Robin girl not MM-fag posts.
>>17563118
I want to be as beautiful as Miya
>>17563652
Good to see that Risa is still studying real hard
>>17563683
im gonna cum on that
underrated ass!
>>17560517
>>17560524
>>17561063
OMG Shakitamu! Since when did she cut her hair? she's gorgeous.
Man Fuku was one gorgeous child...
>>17564093
The last 2 years have not been kind to her.
>>17564093
you can make anyone look unattractive if you pause at the right moment
Fukuchan is a cute girl with a nice soft marshmallow body
>>17564245
I'm not saying she's ugly now, I just couldn't find that picture on the right zoomed in by itself...
>>17562345
Take should start giving half of her food to poor unhealthy Moe...
>>17563725
new meme when?
>>17564259
Even if you say she's ugly it's not necessarily a bad thing. She's fit, talented, and successful. Nobody's perfect.
>>17564348
>new meme when?
Since the 'New System' took effect.
ogata looking kinda cute
>>17564390
Kinda?
>>17564390
>>17564400
ogata has a cute headshape and the power of whiteness
>>17564348
When something new actually happens. It's only been a couple of months
>>17564342
Funya could breastfeed her... and post pictures.
>>17557227
Please someone translate!
kawaii
>>17564462
I like a nice lumpy headshape.
>>17564772
Just take 2 years and learn moon runes, you lazy bum
>>17564917
cutes
>>17565583
>he doesn't know how to download pictures when there is more than one image in an instagram post
>>17565600
tell me how
>>17565607
same way you would download a picture from a single image post except instead of it being the first .jpg, it is the last. They did fuck with the source code today though, so the first .jpg isn't on line 50 anymore.
>>17565623
do you extract the pictures via dev tools or use something like dinsta?
>>17565630
No, it is much simpler than that. When you view the instagram post normally on a computer, this is the screen you see. You click on the date or time that is circled in red here, and that opens up the post in a new window. From there you can view the source code of the entire page by right clicking. Then you ctrl+f .jpg. If it is an instagram post with one image, it should be the first .jpg which is now line 56 of the source code. However, if there are two images in the instagram post, it is the last .jpg in the source code for the second image. Or second to last .jpg if there are three images, ect.
>>17565513
>>17565540
deserves a forceful face-fuck
>>17565645
Understood! Thank you very much.
on a related note, i really wish Ai-chan would post a half decent picture of herself on her Instagram. Her instagram is pretty terrible
>>17565687
At least she drew her eyebrows in for that one
>>17565694
lmao
>>17565645
On firefox I'd recommend using right click -> view page info.
>>17565849
>>17565962
If Reins had a penis would you still love her?
best idol to have ever worn heart-rimmed glasses. objective fact
>>17566028
no, I'm not gay
>>17566057
Everyone's gay for Reins-kun.
whatcha thinkin bout, jaypee?
>>17565962
I don't understand why the people that come on later hate her. In a few hours when everyone else comes on you can't post Reina without getting hate. Is there a reason for this that I've missed?
>>17566290
>>17566177
>>17565962
Why do people only post good h1ps when I'm not on?
>>17566256
They do it because they have free will and choose to do it. What's wrong with that? I like Reina a lot, but I don't think it should bother me a bit what they say, often they just do it to fuck around not because they genuinely dislike her.
>>17566177
i think about all the things i'll do to you once the lights are out
>>17566688
Alright what it her name? I'm sold.
>>17566782
Rin Nakaoki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqlNbU1UBS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbJwevJNGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww8hYAUOEDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbvyprsdOzo
New MM single October 4th. Three songs, one of them is already confirmed to be a Tsunku song for Kudo. Looks like there is an increasing possibility of morito-fag eating shit
>>17567207
>Looks like there is an increasing possibility of morito-fag eating shit
He already did when she got put in MM.
Maria & Musubu are currently having an epic Picboard bikini battle. There's an obvious winner, but I won't say who it isother than pic related.
https://youtu.be/7TlRFbAcpkU
>Nobody links Apukami anymore
What's the reason?
>>17567372
Because 75% of it is not h!p
>>17567384
What's the issue then?
>>17567409
I don't have an issue with it, I'm just answering the question
アプカミ#82 モ娘。20周年企画、モ娘。'17、アンジュルム、ラベンダー、エリック、堀内孝雄ライブほか MC:岡田万里奈(LoVendoЯ)、譜久村聖(モーニング娘。’17)
https://youtu.be/7TlRFbAcpkU
>>17567606
Why does autism-fag hate her so much?
>>17567606
>>17567707
Describe her personality. WITHOUT fanfiction.
>>17567606
out
>>17567757
Lesbian.
>>17567757
>MM-fag caring about personality
>>17567809
>fanfiction
>>17567842
>I don't actually follow her
Confirmed what we already knew
>>17567880
It isn't fanfiction though.
https://twitter.com/kikkawa_you/status/903593882713079808
>>17567897
Desperate and pathetic fan service doesn't make you a lesbian
Look at this adorable little rock star!
>>17567842
what does Kikkawa have to do with MM-fags?
>>17567918
Did you even look at the picture before you posted it? She looks like a sick mexican child.
>>17567948
As much as MM-fag does with liking idols with personality. Nothing.
>>17567948
More importantly what does Kikkawa have to do with H!P?
>>17567904
What about smelling girls's concert outfits?
is there a list of who got married in MM?
>>17567959
She was a Hello Pro Egg member 7 years ago, so that kinda counts as past h!p
>>17567918
So kawaii!
>>17567959
What do these what to do with H!P?
>>17566290
>>17561775
>>17561562
>>17567968
Takahashi Ai
Fujimoto Miki
Abe Natsumi
Tsuji Nozomi
Iida Kaori
Nakazawa Yuko
Junjun
Yasuda Kei
Ishiguro Aya
>>17567968
jsut about all the original members, takahashi, yossi, ai and tsuji, goto, gaki, kei, miki, rika and yaguchi
and yaguch being the only one to divorce
>>17568010
didn't Ichii Sayaka divorce too?
>>17568010
konno and chink bitch
>>17567994autism
>>17567357
Makino's sexy and whatever but Funaki is definitely>
>>17568041
she's definitely fat
>>17568063
Where?
Typical Funaki-fag doesn't actually follow any idol and only likes her because of le boobies meme
>>17567968
>>17568004
linlin
konkon
niigaki
maki
yossi
fukuda asuka -divorced
ichii sayaka -divorced
yaguchi -cheating scandal/divorced
>>17568136
Not a Funaki fan, just stating the truth instead talking out of my ass.
>>17568146
>linlin
I missed that?
>>17568114
I feel bad for Funya. She has to perform in front of dirty old men who think about nothing but groping her heavy tits, sucking them with passion, pressing them to extract precious drops of teen milk, burying their face in her silky belly while slowly taking off her panties, then... Shit I don't want to imagine what crosses their rotten minds next.
Poor Funya.
>>17568500
It's called 'actually following idols'. You should try it sometime.
>>17568604She likes the attention
>>17568633
I know she had a child, but married?
>>17568670
It was pretty low profile. Happened in 2014, but I don't think she said anything about it until a couple years later. I don't remember the order of things because I don't care about chink idols
>>17568670
Wait, so being married was less believable than having a kid?
>>17568775
No, it's just that I missed the news. As >17568720 said it must have been low profile compared to the announcement of her child.
https://twitter.com/i/videos/903612920377909249
cute!
>>17566878
Yumeno is so beautiful. You guys should only post pictures of her.
>>17569179
Is there such thing as an ugly brown japanese girl?
>>17569189
Not in my objectively correct opinion.
>>17569189
>>17569194
My policy is that you can only have one brown idol at a time
tsubaki's actually pretty cute
>>17569216
But all brown girls are such oshi material.
>>17568041
>outclassed by Maria
Oh how I wish she goes overly athletic body now, she has the perfect core to build on...
>>17569315
I disagree.
>>17569333
Autism will of course settle this debate
>>17569352
Raging over objective facts may settle it also.
>>17569361
>>17569396
Resemblance
Without doing any research on age, height, weight and whatnot I'll say Funaki wins in pure boobs.
EVEN IF the rest of the body in >>17569324 is insanely good.
Malia's eye is messed up so she loses
>>17569627
Cap has turned into rape material.
>>17568011
probably and lin lin too got married
>>17568041
sexy girl
>>17569634
She's gone from zero to yes on the fuck scale. I've always been a Cyapu fag, but this is something new entirely
>>17569678
Captain has always been poundable
a qt
What a fucking worthless place to end up in. Agency picking shows you need to go to so you can get some exposure and a gift bag.
Look at >>17569635
Face speaks volumes, but now look at where her right hand is. Meaningless.
I'd rather spend my life on /jp/
>>17566917
God damn, Eripon knows how to dress.
>>17569189
a cute brown
>>17569953
Are you upset that you can't get free cosmetics?
>>17569953
Going from h!p to any other part of Up Front is a death sentence. I only hope that Airi can break the curseeven though I know it's impossible. I don't know why her family would let her continue with this terrible management agency
>>17570012
I'm going to enjoy watching her life fall apart.
>>17566937
Thanks for that, it answered some questions I've had for a long time.
She really learned nothing from that year-long probation, huh....
>>17570015
my heart breaks every day that she stays with UF
>>17569941
What a cute happy girl. I hope her secret bf is really good to her.
>>17570036
It's either UF or nothing. No other agency would take her.
>>17567994
>17561775
>What do J=J what to do with H!P?
H!P isn't just Momusu, new-friend.
>>17570143
Except none of those are actual H!Ps.
>>17570143
>using this as an opportunity to state your dislike for the flagship group
And you wonder why no one likes you.
>>17570042
With this sweetum how could one even have a bad day?
>>17570146
>>17570149
>makes a boo boo
>goes all autist when corrected
This is an anonymous board. I don't see why you have to get so worked up.
>>17570158
If you want to post lookalikes do it on your tumblr blog
>>17570118
pretty sure I could run a better management agency out of my basement at this point
>>17570180
amateur porn is the easy way out though.
>>17570160
>lookalikes
>>17570143
>17561775
>>17561775
I think you're getting worked up over a simple oversight. Don't stress about it, we've all do it from time to time.
>>17570208
Ok, you should have stated that illustrations are prohibited on your blog.
>>17570036
Isn't Mano doing pretty great?
>>17570239
If shitty tv roles and yelling about sucking cock on stage is "pretty great" then yeah.
>>17570257
And don't forget all of those shitty CM deals:
https://youtu.be/z5GAfYmR1GA
https://youtu.be/HsIzdB_rd9Q
https://youtu.be/W9bZnIvLr48
https://youtu.be/dbWdycmYjGQ
https://youtu.be/bF6bzYnQuMQ
https://youtu.be/pk7IF_dq610
So they already buried MM's 20th anniversary under the biggest pile of shit.
>>17570312
what do you mean?
>>17570188
I love Airi too much for that. I would use my autistic shitposting to excel her career
>>17570345
What career?
>>17570340
>
Is the autism tournament over or is it still too early to post girls from Hello Project?
When was the last time MM got on a high profile music show?
>>17570866
More importantly when was the last time a not-H!P got on a high profile music show?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYicFZxnI7w/
>>17570962
Is the glass jar some sort of meme prop?
>>17571041
I've seen it before but can't pinpoint where. I think maybe H!P girls were advertising it in Hello Station?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UQ6D870SvY
incredibly petite hands
>>17571070
perfect for my incredibly petite dick
>>17571256
Thanks J=J for making my sister 10x more adorable.
>>17571293
>by hiding 1/3th of her face
>pb so bad /h!p/ forget you exist
Bad year
>>17571546
It was cute
>>17571693
Rin is /h!p/'s new favourite anal idol.
>>17571546
They kind of dropped the ball with that one. Got all kinds of lewd shots like this and none of them made it into the book
Happy 17th birthday Kiki!
>>17571712
>none of them made it into the book
There should eventually be additional shots in a Digital Books release.
>>17571735
KIKI AN ANGEL
List all the h!ps with no boobies
>>17571751
I have a vision that my future wife's body would look like Yukanyan's
>>17571786
so a dead corpse.
>>17570962
not completely sure what Red is but it's always nice seeing Maki modelling.
and walking the catwalk again of all things, it's been years since last time.
https://myfabius.jp/products/sukkiri-red
https://youtu.be/gOwmIvGfwvw
>>17571994
it's a 'red smoothie' kek
https://lp.sukkiri-red.jp/mg-red_pc
she's so cute though.
>>17572030
>there are people so new they don't know berryz
>>17572474
Why did Momo disappear after she graduated?
>>17572489
If you weren't an oblivious retard, you'd know she's a teacher now.
>>17572667
strong profiles
>>17572702
That was my line.
I don't know what they were feeding Berryz, but they all had very distinctive features.
Can you say......BTFO
>>17572980
It's weird, all the H!P Kids turned out pretty unique looking considering that they were just a generic batch of asian kids when they were younger
>>17573037
Most children look like uggo blobs
>>17573037
plastic surgery
>>17573037
New H!P kids when?
>>17573109
Probably never. Hello Pro Kenshuusei pretty much serves the same purpose
>>17573037
All idol groups should start at primary school age, it's way more interesting to follow and the girls have all their adolescence to grow their own personality.
>inb4 pedo
I don't give a shit, it's entertainment.
>>17573129
Except they only really develop a personality around the age of 15 and onwards.
>>17573129
look at all of this personality
>>17573172
At least she never got as bad as Maasa
>>17573159
>I never watched old Kids stuff
>>17573195
Try gas.
>>17573159
You clearly missed the experience. Kidz fandom was awesome.
>>17573037
On a show Kuma said that now a days, when kids audition, they have to write down the heights of their parents as part of the judging process. I guess the implication is that they didn't do that when she auditioned, which would help explain why staff maybe didn't predict she would get so big. Maybe staff would've made some different decisions if they knew there would be such big range of heights (and other features) of the H!P Kids.
>>17573374
Basically UF is full of retards
>>17573388
Pretty much, considering that genetic blending isn't actually a thing when it comes to phenotypes. And besides, only insecure manlets don't like Yurina. No reason to filter girls like that out.
CoCoRo BTFO
https://youtu.be/KJUCvci6buc
>>17573234
yokoyan's slut potential is very high
>>17573410
>the front girl forgot her shoes, Chinami style
Well, totally not H!P but that was fun.
>>17573435
Morito is a h!p
>>17573425
Where's this from
I like that HP is making their idols point out their "imperfections" more and more and being proud of them.
>>17573450
Pretty sure thats not actually her...
>>17573450
http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/50532799.html
some people seem to think it's her, but it doesn't really look like her. The other ones in there are definitely her though
>>17573627
Looks like her
Idols that know about boys
>>17572986
disgusting fanservice wins, no surprise.
Morito's teeth seem awfully wide and round
>>17574222
Haga's a lesbian?
>>17574229
Nice fanfiction.
>>17574229
Is my girlfriend
>>17574300
Sorry to tell you but she's mai waifu...
How much do you think these models hate Airi? She doesn't meet any of the requirements of a real model. She just walks in with her wota bucks and outsells anything they've ever done without putting in any effort.
>>17574422
Aili btfo by Airi...
>>17574422
matsui's forehead looks intense there.
http://wotaintranslation.com/2017/09/02/tsunku%e2%99%82-love-theory-the-country-bumpkin-woman/
>>17574705
Before I bother to open this, is it an actual translation of something or just pages of lesbian and incest fanfic?
>>17574918
partial translation of Tsunku's book
http://wotaintranslation.com/tsunku-love-theory/
Can someone please tell Maro to decide on one social media site?
>>17575110
Moe > Murota >>>>> Maria
>>17575110
sickly child meme
>>17574705
Decent read but I didn't really need more proof that Maki is COOL AS FUCK.
>>17575110
Moe will surely grow some huge tits
>Go onto LINE to search idol accounts to follow
>even fucking underground idols allow you to at least send them text and stickers messages
>some even send you a "thank you for following" video
>they all post regularly
>find H!P's official account
>it's purely a merch account telling you to buy concert tickets
>>17575217
Do you need more evidence that it's time for you to leave this thread for the alt idol thread?
>>17575217
you expect to the let girls run these social accounts on their own?
>>17575236
pls stop promoting your alt idols thread already.
I just want H!P to get with the times. It's embarrassing to know even low profile idol management BTFO on this stuff.
>>17575259
You're posting on 4chan. What do you know about 'the times'?
>>17575064
yes no no yes
>>17575253
What are you talking about? No idol runs these accounts on their own to begin with.
But they do not even have an account for the individual groups. It's just an H!P one. One that simply posts links to buy concert tickets.
They even stopped doing line lives.
>>17575289
It's probably for the same reason they never made the full switch to twitter. They have Ameba still paying them enough to stay there.
Mano and Tamura nearly completely switched to LINE now.
>>17575275
>preferring the obvious sluts over the pure girls
>>17575369
my dick
Holy fuck, Sugaya's line is the most depressing thing ever.
>>17575369
>nearly 28yo
>belly piercing
>fake nails and lashes
>visible vagina bones
We finally found a bigger slut than Reina.
>>17575431
How is Reina a slut?
>>17575480
Just look at her.
>>17575431
You mean a prettier slut.
>>17575369
Which H!P is called Moro?
>>17575514
>>17575431
>visible vagina bones
what?
>>17575527
Are you sure that's an H!P? I'm not seeing anything about her on the Hello ! Project website...
>>17575542
check the rest of the links in the OP
>>17575551
This is an H!P thread so that means the OP isn't right.
>>17575576
>old and new
>>17575580
"Old and new" and doesn't cover "completely irrelevant".
>>17575589
Well, then stop posting Goto and Pink Cres.
>>17575597
Are you really comparing Maki to Moro?
>>17575612
Yes. Because unlike all of these not-H!Ps, Gomaki has left H!P AND Up-Front completely a decade ago. So it evens out.
We can shift goalposts around all day if you want..
>>17575576
The Possible debuted as an H!P group anyway (before Tsunku took them with him into TNX).
So technically there is nothing wrong about them being posted.
https://youtu.be/sefQXImjEK4
>>17575369
>piercing
Disgusting
>>17575749
>>17575754
>how to make Miyabi look actually pretty for once
>make her look for like Momo
QT's being cute.
>>17575819
>>17575835
>>17575849
Good to know you do not actually care about H!P.
>>17575819
>>17575749
>>17575754
Cute girlies
>>17575918
The cutest girly in the whole world!
let's not talk about Tsunku at all and disregard his influence on the modern idols because he doesn't regularly write anything for them any more
/jp/'s logic
>>17576072
People disregard his influence because he has none.
UF stole the concept for MM from Onyanko Club. And except for Love Machine and Happy Summer Wedding nobody cares about his compositions.
>>17576108
I care about his compositions so your argument is invalid
>>17576140
You also think Ookubo is a good arranger so your opinion is irrelevant anyway.
>>17576171
I wish I knew who he was
>>17576072
Tsunku is overrated and should have left a long time ago
>>17576237
I still think his cancer is just a lie.
>>17576072
It's because Tsunku has been cancer since 2007. And if we're talking about compositions, everything between then and the actual cancer sounded exactly the same, and most of the material after the cancer has been a disjointed, poorly produced mess. I don't like to shit on the guy, but there's a reason we don't talk about him anymore.
>>17576272
I wasn't getting at Tsunku per se, it was just an annalogy for the type who tells you mustn't post anything related to H!P's past
>>17576288
I hear ya, that's starting to irritate me too. If you post anything before 2012, 123ers start spamming not h!p.
>>17576288
Talking about H!P's past makes for some dry reading though, doesn't it?
>>17576312
Just trying to keep things relevant m8
>>17576312
>123ers start spamming not h!p
Because not-H!P is so post 2012?
>>17576333
I think he means posts like these
>>17575849
>>17570589
>>17576333
"not-H!P" as an insult.
>>17575849
cutie on the right
>>17576341
All not-H!Ps are the same. They're not H!P...
>>17576333
There are 3 or 4 instances of someone calling former Hello Pro Egg members not H!P in this thread. There was someone who called J=J not H!P in this thread. It's one thing to complain about UUG shit, but lately it has been newfags who don't recognize anyone except the past few generations of MM.
>>17576072
>disregard his influence on the modern idols because he doesn't regularly write anything for them any more
Surely he has influenced the state of modern H!P (to an extent) due to the legacy of his work in the past, but can he really be said to have much influence on them currently? His role has diminished since then. It'd be nice if H!P had another charismatic figurehead like him though.
>>17576394
Otsuka is not-H!P though. What do you not understand about that?
>>17576399
H!P needs someone to do a Tsunku Club DVD magazine again where some old dude talks directly to the idols about random shit
>>17576394
>3 or 4 instances
>>17574422
They all go out with her a lot.
>>17576472
why do people on here call her as cowtits?
>>17576483
Who knows.
>>17576483
For the same reason 123-fag hates her.
>>17576472
>>17576490
She's really cute. But stuck in a dead end group.
>>17576472
>>17576490
not H!P...
>>17576527
Every idol group is a dead end group. At least they have managed to survive for 11 years now.
>>17576434
Not him but I'd rather see more posts about Otsuka than >>17576472
>>17576490.
>>17576558
Sucks for you.
Keep the not H!Ps coming, 123er. It was about time for the two remaining ancient friends to stop whining about Tsunku anyway.
>>17576573
I see why 123-fags would hate her.
>>17576573
>cowtits
>>17555076
I thought that was a super gnarly nosebleed from the red reflection.