You wake up in the middle of the night and see this ghost staring

I'll stare her until the daybreak.

fuckkign scream

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Probably hide under the covers.

>>17526312
Call her fat ghost!

>>17526312
Wake up surprised, and tell my wife to go back to sleep as I cuddle her.

>>17526312
>Yuyuko kills me

Pretty nice way to go

>>17526312
Think I'm dreaming, and absentmindedly reach up to grope her chest. Probably.

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yuyuko you fat ghost
you are so big and fat
why you are so bad

>>17526593

Are you sure that's not Patchouli ghost?

Are there good doujin about Yuyuko before she died and what led her to commit suicide?

>>17526593
Mommy Yuyu!

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Something strange
in your neighbourhood.
Who you gonna call?

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>>17526312
Move the pillow.

Ghost Blowjob! Woo-woo!

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you can't do anything during sleep paralysis

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>>17526755
ghostBUSTers

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>>17527367
I thought they were just an urban myth.

>>17526312
Fuck the ghost.

>>17527299
So I'm completely helpless against whatever Yuyuko wants to do? Sounds kind of incredibly hot.

>>17527540

What do you want Yuyuko to do to you?

>>17530660
Eat dinner with me

But I'm awake all night, how can she do that?

>>17526312
Grab her by the fat rolls and start cuddling.

ghost paizuri

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>>17530748
That's not how you're supposed to squeeze out the milk, Yuyu.

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>>17530748

S O F T

>>17530660
I'm a pervert, so anything lewd is fine. The idea of being that completely helpless is itself what I like best about the idea. It's like bondage fetish, but even better.

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>>17530660
Get me between her toes.

>>17531667
I want to suckle on Yuyu's big nipple!

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>>17531667
me at the bottom

back to sleep

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>>17526312
Continue masturbating.
I have always wondered why anywhere I've lived has never been haunted? Is it because my fapping scared away all the ghosts away?

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>>17530748
Haha nice one Yuyuko now watch me.

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Killing Yuyuko

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>>17534420
I've watched enough Simpsons to know where this is going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOPDCq04cCQ

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my house is haunted and i need an investigation

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>>17526312
Hum the ghostbusters theme and see if she hums along.

>>17526312
Hug Yuyuko.
Make a good first impression will you?

>>17530748
>>17534420
These are about the grossest things I've ever seen. Who came up with that? It's even worse in real life.

>>17536841
me

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>>17527299
Sleep paralysis can be a scary experience. Happened to me more than once by having very vivid nightmares. Could only open and move my eyes.
>>17527540
In such a situation, yes, to have such an attractive ghost visit in the darkness of night! However, still scary if you're unable to move.

No matter how difficult, I'd try to utter the word "food" in hopes of befriending her. Hopefully she doesn't get the wrong idea and think I'm offering myself as food.

>>17536841
>"this is the grossest thing I've seen"


You haven't seen the shit I've watched. I saw a video where marisa and Alice became wolves with fucking milk jug tits. It was disgusting

>>17537495
A video?

Also it's gross in a different way. The skin being sectioned off like that bothers me deeply.

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>>17537772
Yeah. It's a fucking horror show. I'm not linking it, but look up wolf transformations 3 if you want the sauce. I would highly consider taking some bleach after watching it, and cleaning out your search history

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>>17537855
sauce plsss!!

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>>17537884
You seriously want to see marisa and alice become fucking wolves? Here's the sauce

https://youtu.be/4SKJdgMVsx4

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Wait till you see the collections of Alice being a blowupdoll rubber dragon.

Anyone wanna REALLY REALLY REALLY move off planet all of a right now?

>>17538249
You didn't have to post that, but then you did, just to spite my good intentions I know.

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>>17538317

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>>17538249
I've seen that. There are things that should never be made.

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>>17536724
.
.
.
?

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Spooks.

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We need to save the Ghost kingdom from the evil shrine maiden! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwvlSFj9Ug

https://youtu.be/PyabdKsUV24

Would yuyuko like this?

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>>17526312
Ask about her weight.

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>>17527540
Erotic spooks.

>>17538249
You can't just say that and not give sauce. anon

>>17539435
You seriously don't want this sauce.

>>17527367
P R O T E C T M Y B A L L S !

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>>17537905
Furfags were a fucking mistake

>>17538499
What?
I just want to hug Yuyuko!

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>>17539856
I've seen this shit before. Ones where rei and asuka become horses, the mentioned alice becoming a rubber dragon, and even ones with yui and konata. It's a fucking mess. I sometimes just dive down deep into the mess and see what there is. I'm just grateful that patchouli and sanae are protected from this...

>>17539873
You... Don't you give them any ideas.

>>17539873
>konata
Okay. That's enough for today.

>>17541460
Can a ghost get pregnant?

>>17542854
How is that skirt staying on?

>>17542946
Ghost magic

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>>17542946
Ghost magic.

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>>17542973
>>17542979
Thanks guys.

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>>17542993
Glad I could help

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>>17543009

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I love this spooky Ghost. Does this make me a Necrophiliac? Also who else has a natural interest in the dead and shit?

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>>17544437
Spectrophilia.
>No scientific evidence has been documented on the phenomenon of spectrophilia, though it has become a frequently talked-about subject among ghost hunters
A quote from the wiki. I call fraudulent on that one!

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>>17526312
A poltergeist joins in. Getting sandwiched by both of them.

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>>17544702
Fuck I may be attracted to spirits and ghost. This explains so much about my childhood and life...

>>17541595
What is Youmu again?

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>>17544718
Might as well invite the rest this that point.

>>17544437
>>17526337
More spooky Yuyuko!

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Yuyu's soft feet!

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Ghost of the Boobs.

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>>17527299
You can't do anything during sleep paralysis, Anon~

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>>17530735

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>>17537290
>Could only open and move my eyes.
Yuyuko is trying to clean your computer with water and soap when you are having a sleep paralysis.

>>17544772
Half human, half phantom. Phantoms are not ghosts, don't be racist

>>17554443
>don't be racist
This was not needed.
You may actually have autism. Seek immediate attention.

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>>17527540
A poltergeist goes physical with you than a mere ghost.

>>17554269
Okay, now that's creepy.

>>17544437
while looking at that pic, i got an extremely cold feeling on my shoulder.

>>17538562
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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Ghost be my snuggle buddy?

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>>17554718
It's a phantom.

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>>17570085
Gentle spooks.

>>17572704
Kogasa!

>>17578769
Those tits are excessively big

>>17578863
For you.

>>17579546
If i would touch them would i die

Where is Yuyuko on the paizuri tier list?

なんだ？俺はあまり可愛くないからどうして俺をじーっと見るの？

>>17579842
Depends. Before or after she's fed?

>>17579802
It would be extremely arousing.

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>>17580457
4 Yuyuko

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>>17581025
Yuyuyu

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>>17546948
The snuggle ghost pit.

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Polterboobs.

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>>17544437
That is one of my all-time favourite Touhou pics.

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ko n~ pa ku~

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>>17588728
Cute. Time to rape.

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>>17588804
>Time to rape
>Time
>rape
>Rape time
Gengetsu mentioned.

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To eat pizza pie.

>>17588804
It isn't rape when the one getting raped likes it though.

>>17597615
Shit, I thought that was a spoiler image...

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>>17531847
god I wish that were me