Your wife Youmu is scolding you! Don't bother her while

>>17378181
i don't remember marrying my older sister

>>17378252
I don't remember you being my son

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>>17378181
This would be a nightmare situation for one reason: Yuyuko would show up every day and eat most of our food. I'd starve!

Where’s the fucking naked apron? This household has some basic rules.

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I want Youmu to teach me how to cook food so I'd make her something special on our anniversary!

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>>17378181
Wait a second! Who untied you?!

I want to molest her while she cooks

>>17379312
The only true answer. You'll never know lewd until you rub your dick against her and tease her while she does the most womanly thing a woman can do for a man.

>>17379508
>most womanly thing a woman can do for a man

cooking is? not bearing child? meanwhile most of cooks are men?

>>17379976
Child is a result. Do not confuse a cause with consequence

>>17378181
I want to cheat on her with her ghost half!

>>17380096
by this logic, cooking is only a result of grocery shopping
but by all means, post more frilly flowery deviantart fanfic material garbage
"rub your dick against her and tease her while she does the most womanly thing a woman can do for a man", fucking lol

Why is there a filthy youkai in my house?

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White Soft Sworder

>>17380379
Youmu is human.

>>17382119
No it isn't.
Half human=100% youkai scum

>>17378181
I don't think she realizes this is going to make me want to sneak up behind her even more.

>>17378273
If I said you're not my dad that would be redundant, you're like unto a machine!

>>17380282
What's your beef, man?

But I'm not ready for married life.

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>>17379291
That picture is so cute

>>17382119

The one drop rule.

Why is she so cute?

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>>17390422
Because she's the one that would come late at night when it's raining, saying she's scared to sleep alone and cuddles up with you. And, when lightning strikes, she squirms and hugs you out of fear.
She is very cute because she is a sweet, pretty, innocent girl.

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>>17378288

>Not enjoying the company and smalltalk with 2 cute ladies

Plebs pls get out

>>17378181
That's my mom.

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Friends, please, talk about Youmu.

Give her a mating press instead.

>>17378181
I just wanted to say hello

i love all my friends here at /jp/

can any of you help me land a date with youmu

im really itching to have a girlfriend of my own

>>17378288
Whenever Yuyuko comes over I will secretly mating press her.

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Youmu cute.

>>17390451
>a sweet, pretty, innocent boy
Fixed.

>>17395050
delete this

>>17395050
Damn shotacon.
Youmu is fine as she is normally.

>>17395050
Youmu is not a boy, she is a very lovely and attractive young lady!

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I want to kiss her booboo and say it's alright.

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>>17400529
Youmu is a strong girl who can take care of her booboos all by herself.

>>17378181
What's the point in marrying Youmu if I can't rape her at my leisure?

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>>17400560
I want her to hug me as tight as she can when we're cold then

>>17378252
Are you me?

>>17401107
I don't remember having a second younger brother

>>17383585
Fuck you man, fuck you...

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Rub, rub, rub...

>>17400529
or beat up whoever dun it

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>>17403831
...a dub dub, thanks for the grub.

Does anyone have the pics where Youmu complains about not being a boss and the one where Yuyuko thinks Myon is a speech bubble?

>>17405620
I have those!

>>17405705
Can you post them, please? I lost my Touhou folder and I'm trying to get some pictures back.

>>17405739
I can!

>>17405739
Search for images, right click, go to folder, hit the up arrow in the window, not the back, and continue until you have found out exactly what folder it is located in and backtrack in a separate window.
If you have deleted anything recently, I don't think you will find anything.

>>17405739
I mean, go to either of the storage units first, like "MY PC" "C:" and so on. It may take a while however. Digging will take even longer, so make sure you have atleast 12 hours on your hands before going on.

>>17378181
I'm sorry, Youmu! I have to go out now. I'll have time to try your cooking when I come back!

This picture raises a question. Is kimono (is that a kimono?) easy to undress?

What kind of a dweeb does gardening with Japanese swords?

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I want to splatter Youmu's tits with my hot, foul-smelling, yellowish semen!

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What is Youmu crying over?

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>>17422061
having a flat chest of course

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>>17422075
No chest! No pantsu!

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Let's dance!

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Blowing bubbles with Youmu

>>17379976
Most chefs are men because most men work because most women stay home to mind the kids AND cook at home. It's a simple and natural, inoffensive system resulting from the fact that women are more capable of tending to children by default (what with breasts) and men more capable of various efforts. The fact that most chefs are men is thus fairly meaningless. Sure most chefs are men, but most men can't cook and shouldn't be cooking for a standard family. Work all day, come home, AND cook? Bullshit.

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>>17378181
Your wife got raped anons.

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Youmu's SUPER embarrassing moment! Watching Youmu stutter and stall before being forced to take her top off, exposing her pink nipples! Teasing Youmu about how hard her nipples are!

>>17422581
Youmu's gonna be blowing something else tonight!