marisa needs to get her shit fucked. chiruno is much higher ranked

Scat is a shit-tier fetish.

>>17364204
You stupid? Wanna die?

>>17364307
Fuck those shitty puns.

>>17364356
Shit man. No need to have an attitude that's down in the dumps.
Don't be a shitty person.

What?

I don't think I understand what you're saying but it sounds like you wanna fight Marisa so I agree. I think you could take her.

>>17365817
I could beat the shit out of Marisa if she didn't had that broom and her mini-hakkero.

>>17366032
I think that can be said about a lot of magicians

>>17371237
Except Patchy, she would probably "abra cadabra" instead of firing a magic device.

>>17371263
But that's wrong.
DDC shows that Marisa doesn't need the mini-hakkero to use magic, and it's been confirmed for ages that her broom is just for show, and that she can fly without it.

Patchouli would be the easiest of the magicians to defeat, her poor health would mean that a solid hit would likely ko her and her reliance on incantations would mean that a gag should suffice for disarming her, while at Alice is at least in a somewhat decent physical condition and magics with invisible intangible magic wires, and Marisa regularly works out and seems to be in good shape, plus has explosives to fall back on in a pinch.

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>>17371763

>>17365297
haha POOP

>>17371763

This is why Marisa always has a shit-eating grin. She knows you want to slap her shit, but you'll never be able to.

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>>17364204
Just dress her up like a sloot and you're set.
Ez win.