Yuuka scares me I'm not joking or exaggerating because I

>>17301411
She probably won't hurt you unless you do something to piss her off, though.

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Yuuka_Kazami

>Luckily, she isn't interested in boring battles, so as long as you don't attack, set up a trap, or set her field of flowers on fire, you should be fine.

>>17301418
>set her field of flowers on fire
Now why would AQN list that specifically?

used pantyhose

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OP again
I'm not particularly scare-able but this and the OP image put a stone in my chest and make me afraid to turn around
I'm not particularly scare-able but

>>17301437
>Typed the same sentence twice because I can't focus out of fear
Good god what is happening to me?

>>17301441
You're going to die.

OP, how do you know that all the flowers around your house aren't pointing right at you?

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>>17301481
>Mowed the lawn today
This isn't funny anymore

I want yuuka to turn me into a fine mist of atoms

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>>17301485
After doing something like that, things stop being funny.

Open the door.

OP here again
I've just given up on sleeping tonight
It could just be my imagination or maybe Gensokyo is 100% real and Yuuka is going to kill me so...just gonna browse this thread until sunrise

>>17301508
Get on the floor!

>>17301547
How will being awake save you when it comes?

>>17301576
It won't
I'm terrified of dying in my sleep
The thought of not being able to acknowledge the fact you will feel nothing ever again is horrible

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>>17301584
Don't be scared silly, she is a good girl.

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>>17301411
She is weak in the outside world without your fear. Cease it, and she is null but a harmless, cute lady.

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>>17301584
Proof that OP is Alice.

>>17301411
Yuuka just arouses me.

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Spooky Yuuka is bad and you should feel bad.

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>>17302419
Oooh~?

>>17301411
She isn't scary though. She's so powerful that if she really wanted to kill you you would be dead before you realized what was happening. But whe has no reason to do that and is a generally polite and amicable person. And she only cares to fight strong people. Folks like Yukari are spookier in every respect.

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>>17301421

>>17301490
That would be neat!

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>>17301411
Yuuka loves the baka!

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>>17304721

I think the scariest part of her is how she dresses so normally. She doesn't wear crazy outifts and silly hats, she just wears a simple plaid skirt and blouse. It's like she knows that her mere presence is so terrifying and so overwhelming, she doesn't need to dress up in flashy, intimidating clothes. All the other characters really put on a show, but when Yuuka shows up with her plain, ordinary, casual appearance, you know your shit is fucked.

>>17301411
Son, she's unarmed. Lighten up. Hop on the CHL bandwagon.

What is the success rate of befriending Yuuka?

I want to tell Yuuka that I love her.

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>>17305309
only if you are a bodybuilder who mastered a number of martial arts (enough to not die for at least 30 seconds after meeting Yuuka), and if you are masochistic person who also owns a garden.

>>17305363
That isnt a success rate anon.

>>17303120
Will Yukari let me live if I am a good boy and praise her every day?

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>>17305380
forgot to say %30 if you matched all the criterias, only if she decides to like you.

>>17305363
I won at a national karate tournament when I was 14. Does that count?

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>>17305389
If you are not a fat fuck and have visible muscles and still can use your skills, maybe. Just maybe. It's only a matter of seconds until Yuuka stomps you with her feet.

>>17305405
Shit, I might live then. I weigh about 0.3 average anons anyway, I probably wouldn't make a good meal.

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>>17305417
1.90, /fit/ but idk jackshit about martial arts other than pimp slapping someone
Do I count?

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OP is a dumb pussy.
She won't hurt you unless you fuck with her

>>17305517
What if she fucks with you?

>>17305530
Mission accomplished.

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>>17305530
you submit like the little bitch you are

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>>17305530
she wants your dick
give it to her

no, no, no no no op

when Yuuka says she's going to roast you over a fire she's mostly just fucking with you, because that is her entire thing, her story in PoFV is 100% just running around and trolling people to get them to fight her, because she likes fighting and gives no shit. She threatens people to get a rise out of them, and if they're a human, hey, free fear-food, and if they're a youkai or put up some fight, hey, someone interesting and worth a damn to mess with

on second thought - yes, op, be spooked by yuuka. your fear sustains her and makes her stronger, which is for the best

>>17301411

Yuuka acts tough but I bet if you walked up to her and gave her a hug she'd instantly break down sobbing and cling to you like her life depended on it. The yandere shtick is just there to mask her crippling loneliness and horniness.

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>>17305848
I would happily propose to Yuuka-san and tell her that I will love her forever and never leave her side then wipe off her tears from her beautiful face.

I want to cum on Yuuka's shirt collar.

>>17305873
I want to tend to my garden with Yuuka!

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>>17305929
Do you have one? I'd like to see.

Are there any Yuuka CBT doujins? Like biting dicks off or doing sounding?

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>>17305979
I'd like to see sounding but the biting part is too much anon.

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>>17305947
Not really a garden, but I take care of these.

>>17306024
Are you going to burn them all so Yuuka gets angry and comes to you?

>>17306040
I think that she'd kill me if she were that angry.

>>17306024
Nice. I planted sunflowers this may and one of them is just starting to flower. Too many bugs and slugs though. Caring for them has taught me how good it feels to kill.

>>17306077
Is that what turned her evil?

>>17306002
I would like to see both.

>>17306090
That'd be great. Yuuka with her pinky finger up in a dick up to the knuckle and biting it on the outside.

>>17306096
watch it kid, the big J doesn't tolerate that amount of rp 'round here

>>17306105
Describing an ideal Yuuka doujin isn't rp, dude.

>>17306105
Are you perhaps referring to the illustrious otalord, that massive magistrate of /jp/, based high king of all that is japanese, janny?

>>17306096
Would you like her to cut off your balls with some nice gardening shears of hers?

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http://www.gensokyo.org/archives/2985
Trying to figure out Foxes and Grapes relation to Kurona

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>>17306024
Nice~

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>>17305847
Fear this beauty.

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>>17305910
I want to do that, too, but when she wears a China dress.

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I want to give Yuuka a headpat!

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>>17307937
I want to be Yuuka's cuddle buddy.

>>17305538
She already has one anon. Why does she need another?
At this point, Yuuka is just being selfish and greedy.

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keep your hands off my waifu you god damn dirty apes

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>>17305873
she's already mine fucker back off

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>>17306117
No thanks if Yuuka did something like that to me I would rather she use her hands.

>>17308683
because hers are made of lazers.

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>>17319901

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>>17306024
Let me help you out with the flowers, Anon.

>>17319901
Ｖｅｒｙ　ｐｒｅｔｔｙ．

>>17320774
Why are they dying?

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>>17320922
I am helping!

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>>17301411
Take out your phone and call her husband about her being naughty again.

>>17305847
So basically, summing up what this poster said in short:

Yuuka is basically the people from /pol/ who don't actually believe what they're saying.

Is Yuuka the definitive paizuri Touhou?

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Let's play Alice, Yuuka!

>>17321753
Why would you do this?

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I'd bullyYuuka until she cries.

>>17324697
Translation: I WANT to DIE! Kill me now Yuuka!

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>>17325157
I'm not low test like you who would get killed by a girl.

>>17327352
Rephrase please.

>>17320922
Some flowers do that.
Some like pic related tilt a certain way, and some point downwards instead of directly up at an angle.

https://youtu.be/iAhCWh5TkiM?t=1m22s

How can you be scared of Yuuka after this

>>17324697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIrAgknX9UE
>>17324451
Because Alice sucks at being Alice even when given the winning edge.

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>>17336511
i think you need to take it easy there fella

>>17336527
Well that's a shame.
Let her win out of pity.

Hug Alice and remind her she's cute.

>>17336549
That may be music playing from a certain someone, or clownpi is nearby and he happened to run into her. Or Reisen. She's probably the most possible candidate here.

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>>17336575

>>17325157
There is nothing wrong with that.

>>17336575
>he
What is this shit.
How did i fuck it up this time.

>>17301411
After reading that imperfect metamorphosis fanfiction to the very last chapter i can no longer see yuuka in a different light

>>17301411
>Yuuka scares me
Just don't piss her off or tresspass.
Other than that, everything isn't an issue.

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>>17306024
A-anon I... are you trying to.. tell me something?

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>>17301444
>Those triple death digits
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>17367804
It looks like some sort of shrine to Yuuka.