Reimu doesn't like you having eyes for other women!

>>17261405
How about I piss in her pussy and see how she like it.

Remember your vow of chastity, Reimu, remember it...

I want to marry Alice and then cheat on her with Reimu.

>>17261593
Doesn't matter when Yukari can just gap her sperm immediately into Reimu's womb.

>>17261593
Miko don't take a vow of chastity.

>>17261405
who cares about that lazy cunt

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Reimu is cunt
prove me wrong

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I love Reimu and she's the one and only I want to look at.

I LOVE HER DOG BREATH

>>17261405
Sorry Reimu but you just arent good enough, theres simply too many better girls out there.

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>>17263789
Like?

>>17263804
The previous generation's hakurei miko.

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>>17263804
The other red and white perhaps? But they're still both good anyways.

>>17263804
Alice, Patchy,Marisa,Remilia, I could keep going but I'll stop for now.

>>17263804
Tokiko!

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>>17261405
You know, if you did something more than just getting pissed, it might help. I have a bit of a thing for yandere girls

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>>17261405
Well sorry Reimu, but I just don't feel that way about you. Your friend on the other hand.

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>>17263885
The revenge of the crested ibis!

>>17261405
I already have a waifu, and she is not you.

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>>17263804
I wonder.

>>17261839
*proves you wrong*

>>17263925
I don't think i like YandeReimu...
She's scary...

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>>17264602
She's the type of yandere that would chop your dick off and then shove it in your mouth.

>>17264612
T-Thats even worse!

>>17261839

It's great that she labels her cups to give you a chance. That's pretty nice.

Why would I need to deal with this slut's shit when I can just go and use one of those one-use fairy onaholes?

Why does Reimu have such a shitty personality? Even youkai are better adjusted than she is.

Why would she care? Marisa is my girlfriend, not her.

>>17273368
Shes bitter because youkai girls will retain their youth for the majority of their lives for hundreds of years while she'll look like a fossil in a mere 20 years or so.

>>17273961

Her worn out pussy looks about 80.

>>17261405
So what? Reimu is just jealous she can't get any.

>>17261405
Too bad, bitch! I'm not beholden to some shrine maiden!

>>17274153
How much for paizuri

>>17274178
Your life's savings

>>17274356
She can be yours. Only at the cost of every ounce of monies you obtain in your worthless life. Doesn't gurantee she will ever appreciate anything you do though. She gives off the "permanently pissed" vibes.

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>>17274368
Dude I just want a titfuck from the Crimson Whore-icane.

>>17274403
Sorry. It's either pay and get paizuri or don't pay and walk away a saddened soul.

>>17274368
Stop trying to undersell Reimu by saying bad shit, Yukari. She ain't gonna be your personal slut forever.

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>>17274488
>your life's earnings
>undersell
I don't think Yukarin is underselling here.
What? Were you expecting 3-no, 100 times your life's earnings? Reimu is being generous here! Otherwise, you wouldn't sleep, eat, or do anything else because youll be working nonstop!

>>17274423
Paizuri shouldn't be anymore than 6000 yen desu.

>>17261405
Oh please. Reimu is always pissed. Just tickle her armpits and watch as the hatred fades away and is replaced by laughter,
There! A basic guide to making your miko temporarily happy!

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>>17274356
Then it's going to be cheap as hell .

>>17274513
She's a poor miko. She has to find a way to survive right?

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>>17263804
The Yamaxanadu.

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>>17279631
Yama is cute! Cute!!!!

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>>17261405
But we're not dating. In fact, we've never even been in the same room together! Is this some kind of weird relationship, where we're not dating and we've never met, but I'm not allowed to look at other women? Please respond!

>>17279631
Yabadabawho?

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>>17279683
>>17279631
The Yama is way out of your league. This will never be you. You need to temper your standards.

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>>17279988
No girl is out of my league if I have proper equipment with me.

She is a deity anyways, she will heal in a couple hours.

>>17279999
If you want to fuck a limp, emotionless corpse, you may as well date Sakuya.

>>17279932
She's marked you as her own.

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>>17275987
I have eyes for Mima!

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>>17279999
What are you gonna do with that shovel? This isn't the Alice thread.

>>17280439
He can on use it on Shinki.

>>17280439
Who... is the dubs guy of touhou?

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>>17279631
>>17279683
>>17279988
>>17279999

You are all going to hell

>>17285679
Cirno?

>>17280085
How does she do this?

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>>17285716
For what? Pointing out how far above our miserable selves the Yama is? Is it not an incentive for improvement? Was that not Eiki's one true desire: for people to improve themselves?

>>17273290
I want to kill EOPs with Reimu!

>>17285821
With her scent.

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>>17261405

>>17286212
I'm a fairy, dude! Let me in!

>>17286204
But how did she do that?

>>17286249
She waits for you to fall asleep and rubs it all over you.

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>>17285776
I think.

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Reimu wouldn't mind a 3 some.

>>17287697
Yeah, but out of Marisa, Reimu, and Yukarin, how would it even work? If anything, itll be one sided. From Yukarin. Who else.

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>>17287712

Why though? I don't understand.

>>17288012
1. She's lonesome at most hours of the day
2. Commited relationship
3. She's obviously jelous since you're looking to othersinstead of her. Seemingly "she isn't enough" for you. A small hint you may break off
4. She's a miko. You can't just get to one person on an intimate level and just move on to the next. Also, it's gonna look bad on her "record" as she had already been with someone before.
TL;DR - Stop think about yourself. You have a lovely shrine maiden to your side. There isn't much more you need. If anything at all.

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I'm in love with Reimu-san, but I've been catching myself daydreaming about another red-and-white recently!

>>17291967
I love Mokou too, but she's impure in another aspect.

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This is what Reimu thinks of you

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>>17292112
W-well, o-of course s-she can f-f-finger my p-prostate!!!

I thought about Reimu's tits today and got a boner.

>>17291884
But Eirin is my wife.

I HATE REIMU!
REIMU, IF YOU THINK WERE TOGETHER, WERE NOT, SO GO AWAY!

>>17292306
Stop visiting her shrine every day then.

>>17292243
Reimu wouldn't tag along to steal you. You're hallucinating if you think she likes you. At best, you're a good friend.

>>17292337
Good. The love Eirin and I have for one another is genuine.

>>17292435
>Genuine
The only thing "Genuine" is how fast she's going to move on when you pass on.
Don't forget who she is.