I still call her Too-Ee because it sounds cuter even though I

Same

Too-WEE just sounds cuter

too ugly to be a prostitute

Annoying bitch.

>>17259046
I want to stick a carrot in her fucking eyesocket

>>17259046
I love you, friend. We have to protect Tewi no matter what.

>>17259093
We're talking about the cute bunny Tewi, not your mother (which is a prostitute even if she's fugly).

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Be sure to say rabbit rabbit tonight everybody!

>>17259046
It's Tei though.

>Too-Ee
??
>Too-WEE
??

I don't get it. How can you derive those pronunciations from "Tewi" or "Tei"?

>>17259046
Of course. Prostitutes do it for money, she does it for FREE.

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>>17259046
does tewi like botato?

>>17259155
Cute rabbit toes

>>17259277
tew-i
tew, like new or jew

>>17259469
Oh, I get it now.
It's unbelievably stupid, however. It's the most abhorrent way of pronouncing her name I have ever seen.
I urge all to stop using it.
Thank you.

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>>17259437
tewi wuv pohtaytoh

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>>17259486
How the HECK do you get Tei from Tewi? Why even bother including the w? toowey sounds a lot cuter.

>>17259492
てゐ

>>17259492
>How the HECK do you get Tei from Tewi
Try being less uneducated and disgustingly western next time. Tewi is the romanization of てゐ, but it's read as Tei.
Watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EUYBWhVkKg if you want to see how it's supposed to be pronounced.

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>>17259492
In doubt, look at what the French would do.

The French are better people than you are, and have a better language than you have. I know because I am a French.

The French would pronounce it 'Tewee', not 'Toowai'. Toowai is an abomination of nature, something only a deeply cancerous American 'mind' (if such a thing can be called a mind, and not an abortion) would dream.

You should be considerate of your betters and try to reach their height. Thank you.

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/jp/ is where you come after spending hours upon hours for months reading the touhouwiki as an obsessive compulsion for the majority of your free time to the point of shirking your responsibilities and disappointing those around you. Bonus points for alienating yourself from society on an auditory level with a constant stream of touhou music blasting from a constant source near or on your person. Thank you.

>>17259572
Don't sell yourself short, anon. You too can be a good person. You just need to learn to pronounce Tewi properly. I like to call it 'awakening your inner French'. I honestly think there is a French waiting in all Americans, and if sometimes it is hidden under layers of fat and self disgust, it is always possible to find it.

Good luck!

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>>17259046
Smooch the bunny tummy

>>17259492
Technically Tewi IS pronounced Tewi since during her era that was the pronounciation and since it's a given name it should stay as a Tewi

>>17259277
By being an EOP who does not understand the most elementary phonics and, therefore, mispronounce everything terribly.

>>17259046
I still call her 'Twei' and can't stop. (Tway, like gray or slay)

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Tewi is my wife, so you don't have to worry about how her name is pronounced. Just call her Mrs. Cortez.

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>>17259046
Cute rabbit prostitute.

>>17259712
You need to go back

>>17259046
>Also she is NOT a prostitute.
True, but she is a shit.

>>17259046
Seriously, how the fuck could you get "too" from "て"? Are you retarded?

I say it like "teh-wii".

>>17259999
i dont speak chinese

Old pussy

I pronounce it 2e

>>17259999
wow, would you look at that special snowflake

>>17259712
Great post

>>17259613
splatter the bunny tummy with filthy, stinky, semen!

I accidentally slept all day and woke up around one in the morning. Does it still work if I said rabbit rabbit very loud right after mumbling whatafuckman when I saw the time or is my month ruined again?

>>17259505
>>17259517
How do you know it's not a case where the "w" sound can be stressed or silent depending on the speaker's preference, like を?

>>17260768
Ruined, the best you can do is put a carrot up your ass to ward off misfortune

>>17259712
Back off mate, she has always been Mrs. O'Sullivan

>>17259527
>The French would pronounce it 'Tewee', not 'Toowai'. Toowai is an abomination of nature, something only a deeply cancerous American 'mind' (if such a thing can be called a mind, and not an abortion) would dream.
No one says toowai at all you idiot frog, the mispronunciation is "toowee"

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>>17259712
She's actually called Mrs. Wazowski

Friendly reminder Japanese is a retarded language

Hug The Tewi, embrace The Tewi.

>>17259718
Tewi is not a damn prostitute!!!

>>17263743
tuwĭ*

stupid American

y'all silly, it's pronounced baba

Tee?

tei has lived for like a billion years

how do you think she managed to feed herself

just think about it nerd

>>17271274
By eating her own shit?

I pronounce it like Tay-wee

>>17263960
I'm one of Tewi's regulars, and I'll have you know that she is a prostitute and she's fantastic.

After much pondering, I came to the conclusion that the best pronunciation of her name is The-Wii.

>>17259486
Most hispanic people call her like that because the e is pronnounced like that.

>>17259527
>The French are better people than you are, and have a better language than you have.
I wonder if a frog is behind this post...

>I know because I am a French.
Frick off you damn frog!

Tewi pleases old men for yen.

It's pronounced

Teh Wei

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