There's no particular reason, but you have to sleep

>>17237062
Can I use the cat as a pillow and the fox as my sheets?

>>17237062
I will never share a bed with a woman.

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>>17237062
>There's no particular reason
Sure there is - she's my wife!

>>17237089
Why do I have to sleep with your wife? Is this some kind of kink?

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>>17237062
Does this Yukari have a dick? If so, I refuse. I don't wanna get throat and ass raped while trying to sleep.

>>17237093
This. This should be one of the first questions you ask. The second - what the hell are you going to wake up to.
>>17237062
What? Is this a dangerous day or something?

>>17237093
But anon that's the best part.

Saggers

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>>17237104
Reimu refused Yukari's offer after her own experience with her so she's looking for another replacement.

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>>17237062
It's just like any other night, then.

>>17237139
Does this mean i have to deal with her popping out of nowhere, scaring the shit out of me, when im minding my own business? Im down for it. It's a little lonely really. Some company will do - a 2hu is a bonus really.
Wait.. Something isn't right here in your image...
Also, you mentioned "experience". What experience are we talking about here?
In all honesty, find it hard to believe Reimu would be replaced, Yukarin would just progress as normal right?
Is there something more to it? Or am i overthinking stuff again.

I slept with my mother until I was 12 or 13. No thank you.

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>>17237062
But Ran won't let me.
>>17237089
F-father in law?

>>17237187
The best thing about Yukari is that she'd be able to give you blowjobs at almost anytime. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2114303

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>>17237139
>Reimu refused Yukari's offer
We have to find out what she told you.

>>17237380
Yeah. Definately a bonus.
So what are th- Wait- You just avioded the question!

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>>17237329
>I slept with my mother until I was 12 or 13. No thank you.
Shit. What kind of parent did you have? [rethorical question]

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But yukari a nympho

>>17237385
Probably told her that she'd give large amounts of money if Reimu whores her body to Yukari and sleep with her again.

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>>17237447
Well you got yourself caught, what's the next step in your master plan?

But I don't want to go to sleep yet! I want to stay up all night!!

>>17237405
Single mother. But I'm not sure why your question is rhetorical.

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>>17237458
If persuading her failed, Yukari has to make Reimu her personal slut by force.

>>17237473
I said it was rehtorical because you didn't really have to respond. I didn't plan on pushing any further.
I hope life wasn't too hard on you. All i can really say.

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>>17237487
Crashing this thread.
WITH NO SURVIVORS.

>>17237487
Well. Someone might've off'd Reimu or somewhere along those lines if Yukarin is looking for a replacement. I'd like to retract my offer. It's not looking good anymore.

>>17237494
Man. What a trainwreck.

>>17237505
I had to work alone here.

>>17237510
Your boss needs to be fired then.
Just know an investigation of your workplace is required to figure out how and why "perfectly fine" engines are turning into flaming cans of tin.

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>>17237521
Unfortunately for you I work for the mercenary.

>>17237536
Unfortunately for you, i can spawn a black sun to compress you and all of Gensokyo instantaneously with no chance of survival. Pick your cards wisely, Yakumo. Either come clean or you'll have the blood of innocents on your hand.

>>17237062
But Yukari doesn't sleep at night - she's nocturnal. Is this some kind of trick?

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>>17237647
Japan is on the opposite side of the planet, smart guy.

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>>17237647
>what is daylight saving time

>>17237093
But anon, Yukari could do that to you whether you were in bed with her or not! Better to at least get good morning cuddles as an apology.

>>17237062
I wish I was born a girl... things would have been so much better

>>17237611
Oh dear. If there's "no particular reason" then I don't think there's much I can do to prevent her being forced into being so close to me for a night, since I won't know if she's being coerced by someone else somehow. I'll do my best to make it the least unpleasant experience possible; put some fresh sheets on the bed, we'll each have our own blankets, and I'll sleep at the edge with my back to her.

Sorry, I really don't want to be a bother to Yukari.

>>17237880
Even if it's for a night. You still wouldn't make the best of it.
Oh man. There is a __ letter word I'd like to say anon. Can you guess it? You have only one (1) try!

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>>17237880
Who said that you're gonna sleep for the night anon?

>>17237871

Yukari is my wife. Sleeping with her is nothing new.

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How many husbands does the hag have anyway?

>>17237964
Only me, but I have multiple personalities. Yukari wouldn't keep me around if I weren't so interesting.

>>17237964
She has multiple waifus.

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Actually Yukari just wanted you to stay up late and help her with some quantum field theory.

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>>17237062

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>>17238145

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Just a reminder

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Draw your reaction if you do not accept her request!

>>17238338
I've been looking for this image for an eternity. Every time I run into it I end up not saving it. This time it's mine.

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>>17238338
And there are still people who think Reimu can win against Yukari in FS.

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>>17238404
Reimu can handle it, she's done it like two times already.

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>>17238438
Reimu got memed both times.

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>>17238438
WaHH Yukari is best Yukari.

>>17238404
Reimu beats the shit out of youkai. Yukari is the most youkai of all youkai. Reimu's not just going to win, she's going to fucking destroy her.

>>17238516
I mean, what's stopping Reimu from just busting out Fantasy Heaven on Yukari right now?

>>17238565
Yukari goes to America.

Hahah good one, but she is a bit old for me.

>>17238480
Did she plunder Byakuren's wardrobe?

>>17238753
There seems to be nothing wrong with the chest area so nah.

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>>17238516
Reimu please.

>>17238438
Yukari a cute!

>>17237062
But that's rape.

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Yukari is the kind of person to ask you to sleep with her because she had nightmares.

>>17242189
Only to find out it was a ruse to get you to embrace her as she sleeps soundly, knowing all too well there was nothing wrong beforehand.

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>>17242194
She does seem like the person that'd be too shy to just ask for a cuddle.

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Don't open.

>>17242444
spook'd

She is such a babe.

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>>17242444
Oh no! Mean Uncle Splat! Quickly, get to the bed where Yukari just happened to be lying on!

>>17238009
How do I join her collection?

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>>17242932
>>17243227
Don't expect to sleep tonight.

post the pure maiden one

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>>17245925

Tell me about Yukari's boobs. Why are they so big?

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>>17246118
She's a big girl.

>>17246125
Perchance for thee!

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>>17246361
Four Yu(s).

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YukaReimu is the greatest thing ever.

>>17246125
>>17239766
>>17238155
>>17237487
>>17237139

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>>17237062
Sure, I fart a lot in my sleep.

>>17246022
thanks

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>>17253269

>>17246389
Where's the fourth Yu? Does Yuyuko count as two?

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>>17255158
Yuugi maybe.

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Make Gensokyo Great Again

don't forget to train yourself for the next touhou.
We can't have a string of losses can we?
I say we revisit PCB.

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Oh my, who is this adorable goofball? Don't her young and innocent expressions just bring a smile to your heart?

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>>17273250
Haha what an adorable deadly creature!

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Temporal clones!

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>>17273353
>>17265159
>>17246125
The boobie youkai.

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>>17274688
What would happen if Maribel and Yukari actually met each other?

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>>17274725
My theory is that Yukari actually caused Maribel to become Yukari, basically making her existence a self-contained loop.

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I will lovingly caress her meaty-baby hole and fart-box with my tounge all night.

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>>17274725
Would Yukari go after and force herself on Maribel's best friend?

>>17274981
The things Reimu does just to get money from her sugar mommy. Absolutely disgusting.

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>>17275065

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>>17237062
But that means my defenseless body will be vulnerable to her paizuri assault!

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>>17275141
She does what she's told.

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>>17276129
Why not?

>>17237062
Alright, but no funny business; I've got work in the morning.

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Yukarin

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>>17274733
How does the "Maribel is Yukari" theory actually work? Maribel is a human college student in the 22nd century, and Yukari is a youkai born sometime before the year 800. Did Yukari somehow become a human, or are there some weird time travel shenanigans going on?

>>17277586
Maribel develops her power throughout the CDs, don't remember the exact CD but she gets out of confinement in one, displays much more developed boundary powers and whatnot, Renko remarks that she may be on the level of those youkai that they see when they visit her dreams.

They also look similar and there's the quote from ZUN about "Lafcadio Hearn" which changed his name to "Koizumi Yakumo"

Maribel has traveled to the past once, having left a note to Renko in the past too, and Akyuu found this note.

Why are her boobs so big?
Why does a Youkai need boobs this big?

>>17277681
She eats a lot so she can hibernate during winter.
They're not as big as Letty's though, since she has to hibernate longer, they also absorb most of their fat.

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Snuggling with Yukarin and feeling her silky-gloved arms wrap around you on a cold winter night!

>>17274733
So what exacty happens to Renko in between Maribel's transformation into Yukari? Did Renko reincarnate as Reimu?

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>>17277586
Pretty sure Yukari can gap through time. And even if she couldn't the concept of gaps itself is already a sort of a time machine due to gravitational time dilation.
>gap herself near a blackhole
>stay forever 17 to observers on earth

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Good thread

>>17237062
I want to lay on Yukari's breasts and call her mommy!

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>>17284311
She's a big mommy.

>>17284311
>>17284385
But 17 year old cannot be mommies.

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>>17284396
>tfw no Yukari onee-san

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>>17284422
Who are you quoting?

>>17284425
Myself. I literally said that sentence out loud right before posting.

>>17238338
And yet she is losing to everyone in looks. Really makes you think how someone is so powerful but looks like an ugly hag.

I gonna kiss Yukarin in the lips

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>>17284504
Rude.

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Rape Yukari,

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>>17284504

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>>17284717
Being raped by Yukari, and her new friend as well!

>>17274725
Mom asks if her daughter has made the move on that girl in black yet.

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>>17284853
It wouldn't be rape my dear anon.

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>>17284504
Whoa! Dude, Yukari isn't exactly difficult to look at by any means.

>>17237062
I'm really trying to wrap my brain around this situation.. Particularly how this could not turn into something sexual.

>>17285324
What's she gonna do if her daughter says no?

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>>17284853
I don't want to get raped, I want to get tickled!

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>>17286350
Then she will take Renko for herself.

>>17286350
Subtly push her daughter to make the move of course. She is going to be matchmaker for her girl after all.

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>>17284717
I want to rape Yukari and force her to breed my kids!

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>>17284717
>>17286929
What do you think you could do that she's never tried before?

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>>17286852
Yukari wouldn't encourage her daughter to be a disgusting lesbian, no matter what ignorant yurifags say.
>>17286962
Anything sex related.

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>>17286969
>Anything sex related.
The only thing I could think of would be fucking a boy's butthole with her thick throbbing futa cock.

>>17286969
Jesus, Yukari, I know you know huge paizurers are my weak point, but you didn't have to go that far.

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>>17286969
Don't worry, Renko's gonna make the move if Merry doesn't do it so Yukari's just gonna watch them.

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>>17286962
holding hand

>>17289492
Error: duplicate file exists. here. >>17276179

I want to make Yukari a teen mom.

>>17289745
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that, mate.

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>>17289761
How is it ever way too late when she's forever 17? Come on Anon use your brain a little.

Yukarin is best 2hu. But can you all explain why that is?

>>17289761
17 evergreen my dude.

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>>17289492
What are you implying?

>>17286929
Y-you're going to force a mother to have incest with her kids?!

>>17237062

I want Yukari to use an onahole on me so I can sleep better.

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>page 9
What the hell are you manlets doing?

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Yukari is at her best when flustered. Therefor it'd be much better if she had to sleep with anon, not the other way around.

>>17295949
I dunno. I was busy, idve posted if i were available.
Also, if Yukarin is somehow taller than you, you're a manlet.
220cm master race.
We might die of organ failure, but we're gonna have the luxury of actually "staring down on others" our entire life.

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What are your thoughts on flat chested Yukari?

>>17296818
Not my Yukarin. This is an imposter.
Don't worry, I'll contact her immediately on this situation.

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>>17296818
Flat = cute.

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>>17295949
Busy being smothered by Yukarin's feet.

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>>17296818
not as good as big Yukari Yukaris.

>>17237078
If an autist like me can figure out how to find a true blue japanese girl, woo her into visiting the states, then woo her into sleeping with me, then you're a shoe in.

>>17296818
Cute, but she's lost what makes Yukari Yukari.

What are Yukarin's three sizes?

>>17301149
∞/∞/∞

>>17237062
Good, I am very tired! I hope her bed is cozy!

>>17301186
Yukari is FAT

>>17237062
Can I sleep with her every night please?

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>>17296677
>if Yukarin is somehow taller than you, you're a manlet.
When everyone is a manlet, no one will be.
>>17296818
Flat has its own merits, but I like my Yukari to be well-endowed. It makes her more imposing and majestic.

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>>17299448
She can cap all that calories right to her breasts.

>>17301240
Gap*.

gappy makes me happy, but I want to make her happy. please advise.

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>>17301446
Just obey her from the bottom of your heart and spread your hole.

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If they make physical contact with each other, will reality itself collapse?

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>>17301783
Depends on their relationship. In canon, Sumireko would go pop should her dream-self touch her sleeping body.

If Yukari is nocturnal because she is Maribel when asleep, then they probably would collapse with contact, but there's no real evidence to support that connection

Quick, post your best Yukari breast pictures.

I need them because... uh. Reasons.

>>17237062
But I sleep during the day.

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>>17286852
Nah.

>>17301860

You're in luck because so does Yukari.

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>>17296677
>>17301210

>>17303103
>3128
?

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>>17301837
Don't you mean "breast Yukari pictures"? Haha.

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>>17301837

>>17299462
You must either be "le autistic lol" or a magician. Either way tell me how you did it.

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Why Yukari is such a great character? She is famous everywhere!

>>17309767
A magicial never reveals his secrets.

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>>17301837

>>17237093
>Not liking the idea of Yukaris dick gapping inside you.
I'm sadly quoting you

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What if Yukari were male?

>>17237089
She is not your wife, she is not even real you pathetic weeaboo fuck.

>>17237062
I'm afraid I will not be able. But I can stay still by her side with my eyes wide open and a raging erection all night if that will suffice.

>>17311797
She'd gap your raging erection into your own ass anon.

>>17284385
4u

>>17311806
That only makes my penis harder.

>>17311711
She could maybe be his wife!

>>17312784
Or maybe he is her wife.

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>>17311932

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Reminder that Yukari is beautiful.

>>17313816
I got....a boner.

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>>17313816
Reminder duly noted.

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>>17313816
Reminder to praise Yukari every day.

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>>17314472
hnnng

yog-sothoth is looking cute today

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>>17315374
Yukari's more of a Nyarlathotep, I think.

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Should I fondle her boobs or ass when I sleep with her?

>>17316303
Why don't you fondle her assboobs?

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>>17315390
I've always thought that it's more accurate to call Yukari Yog-Sothoth.
Both are supreme holders of knowledge that are beyond comprehension.
Yog-Sothoth is known to manifest as a mass of spheres and/or eyes, and Yukari's gaps have eyes staring out of them. They may well be a glimpse of what she is.
His titles Opener of the Way and The Key and the Gate also suit Yukari, as she 'opens the way' through gaps and holds the key to the gate that may lead to anywhere or nowhere.
Plus, unlike Yukari, Nyarlathotep is too malevolent and cruel. And Yog-Sothoth is pretty benign for an Outer God.

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>>17316303
Her hair.

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>>17316303
I had a dream where my lower body was teleported to somewhere I don't know and my butt was teased.

Yukarin wouldn't be too happy with the state of this thread you know.

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>>17324100
How do you figure?

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Last night i had a dream and Yukari was there. She was the only 2hu in it though. From what i recall it seemed to take place in the outside world, but nowhere I had recognized. there were cars and everything seemed relatively modern. We basically just flew around most of the time and saw all kinds of stuff. I wasn't really sure what we were supposed to be doing or anything. Eventually we were at some sort of building. It was more like a fortress, actually, and i saw a bunch of high tech machinery and weapons everywhere. It had to be at least a few thousand years in the future. It ended when both of us were walking down this really long tunnel underground.

At one point in this dream i might have actually slept next to her, too, but I can't remember.

>>17326465
is this the plot of a popular novel? why us it spoilered?

>>17237433
And this is hell how? I would love making babies with yukari.

>>17237062

<GOOD>

>>17326873
What about Yukari making babies with you?

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>>17316857
Need more thick eyebrows

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See this, what do you do?

>>17327793
Help her out, as she can gap herself out anytime and it's an obvious test of trust.

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>>17327805
She's clearly gotten too fat for her gaps.

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>>17327817
Reimu please.

>>17327817
She can also gap the fat outside. Don't believe her lies, Anon. She would gap a stray rifle round behind your head if you groped her before you even realise what is going on.

>>17327847
But what if I just jerk off to the sight of her vulnerable ass?

>>17327880
Gap your dick to an old mans shit filled anus, or a woodchipper if you pissed her off.

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>tfw she won't ask you to give her a foot massage ;-;

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>>17328674
It'd hurt for her.

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>>17328745
How?

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>>17328831

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>>17328926

>>17237089
Dad...

>>17237062
I want Yukari to gap my d*ck inside of her and spend the whole day walking around with my d*ck kissing her womb!!

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>>17330889
I'd unironically suckle on those toes desu.

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Yukari is ... !

>>17334514
Absolutely stunning.

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>>17334514
I need a source on that.

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>>17334662
It's the whole page, uncropped. It's very easy to find the source.

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>>17334514
Memes.

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>>17336282
Gonsokyo is real confirmed

>>17336282
How did Yukari get so TINY?

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Forever 17

>>17337819
She is not fucking 17 she's 1*** years old but she looks 38 at the very LEAST she's not fucking 17, shut the fuck up

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>>17338988
Who hurt you anon?

>>17339010
Please do not post twitter memes on /jp/.

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>>17339015

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>>17337721
She can be whatever size she wants.

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>>17338988
fuck off nerd,

>>17334871
yucurry always looks so sad. Someone post a happy yucurry!

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>>17340886
She's just unsure of the future of gensmokyo

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>>17340886

>>17237062
くそばば

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>>17343883

>>17237062
Child 'n Wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7b57_k7eGU

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>>17328664

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>Coming to bed, anon?

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>>17338988
Wow, mean!

>>17334514
>tags: Shotacon
You.
Fucking.
(You).
You can't escape this shit ever. Can you.
Yukarin scared shitless! This might be a g- Oh wait, no, its a damn shota.

>>17237062
Remove Sukima!
REMOVE SUKIMA!!!
REIMUVE YOUKAI !

>>17357663
Someone get the miko! There's youkai to be exterminated!

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>>17357223

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>>17357870
Faster!

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>>17357877
My eyebrows are moving on their own!

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>>17369260
Perfect.