Where do I start with touhou? I'm less interested in the

2hu is made of girls and lasers. If you don't like one of those things you're better off not being here.

You could read the doujins and fan material. Of course, if you aren't a filthy secondary you'll play the fucking games.

>>17224216
>I'm less interested in the ugly bullethell shooter thingies and more in the lore and cuties like clownpiece.

Then you don't start anything and keep being a secondary, /v/ is a better place for you.

Please leave.

>>17224216
Just watch the playthroughs on YouTube and pretend you've played them, like almost everyone else on this board.

>go to wikia
>read the whole plot of every game

Is that easy.

>>17224415
Who said that? Who are you replying to?

>>17224625
Me.

>>17224333
I really hope this isn't true.

>>17224415
>wikia
anon

>>17224273
implying the lore isn't what makes primaries

curvy lasers are really easy to get past all you have to do is *whisper whisper*

>>17225860
What? Post louder, please.

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>>17224216
http://en.touhouwiki.net

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>>17224216
highly responsive to prayers

>>17224216
you get the fuck out is what you do

>>17225825
It's easy to do.

>>17233703
who's that abomination?

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>>17239588
90s kid reimu

Okay I read the wiki pages for all the games. Now post some clownpiece and entertain my dick, you slaves!