>yuuka tells you to place your hand in a cactus >She says

>>17191310
Better obey her. I'd rather have my hand harmed than Yuka pissed.

>>17191405
This but pretending to be scared because if I did it instantly she wouldn't be satisfied.

>>17191310
why is yuuka speaking in green

>>17191500
She is a gardener. She likes green things that reminds her the grass of her garden. Since she is powerful enough, she can hijack 4chan and change the font color. Or op doesn't know greentext is for quoting.

Yuuka can probably scare the cactus into not harming you either.

Besides, touching a cactus is no problem if it isn't something like a a prickly pear and you aren't trying to punch it out.

>>17191310
Who are you quoting?

>>17191500
>>17191524
Is it bad that I've been on /jp/ since it first was created and ask people ``who u quote'' yet still sometimes misuse the greentext function to rile people up and get replies because it's funny to me

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>>17191310
>in a cactus
>in
I mean, cacti don't usually have pricks on the inside so I guess I'll obey.

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I want to recieve fresh bread for Yuuka.

used pantyhose

>>17192802
>for Yuuka
So you live with Yuuka, then answer the door for daily deliveries from the nearby bakery for her?
And you don't even get to eat the bread?

>>17194106
>And you don't even get to eat the bread?
That's deep, man.

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>>17192616

>>17191310
Ok but why.

>>17194204
She's a sadist and she wants people to be in pain

>>17191310
Inside the cactus? That should be fine, there's no spines there.

>>17194527
This is what cacti wants you to believe!

>>17194544
It's true. A little bird told me.

Yuuka has TWO threads!

>>17194657
Let's make one more.

What would you do if you met Yuuka?

>>17200585
Befriend her.

>>17200585
I would panic because she's a cute girl.

I'll place my hand...
on Yuuka's breasts!

>>17200585
Try to be nice to her and her sunflowers, and try not to be tortured by her

>>17192715
Is it bad if i pretend to be a newfag and ask stupid questions and sit back as the replies roll in as i laugh my ass off at the people dumb enough to reply to bait?

>>17192715
>>17202956
Haha you trolls so meta XD

>>17200585
What do you mean "if"? Yuuka is my wife, we are married. I meet her every day.

>>17204339
>What do you mean "if"?
This isnt anon. Look around you. This is no happy place!