So, can Mystia hypnotize/confuse people with her songs to open

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>>16993942

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>>16993942

Post yakitori breast

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A 2hu and an idol... truly a horrifying combination.

I remember when we used to have monthly Mystia threads here, now with all the new touhous vying for attention modest ones like Mystia are almost completely forgotten.

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>>16993942

stupid bird brain!

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Have some cannibalism
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45329299

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Tits on a sparrow!

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I don't like Myschi all that much character-wise (please no bully), but there's something about her that does unspeakable things to my dick. Maybe it's the colour scheme, I really don't know. What little porn she has is amazing, though.

>>16994517
She does have a very nice color scheme

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>>16994293
That's okay. Being down-to-earth and not especially spectacular suits Mystia perfectly.

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Mystia is the cutest

>>16995573
>down-to-earth
fitting since she's SHIT

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>>16995622
Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say, Anon.

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>>16995622
Don't be mean to the cook.

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>>16995639
I'm not a very nice anon, anon.

>>16994517
I personally think she's got more going for her than most of the early stage bosses she's usually lumped in with- she's got enough sense to figure out that running the business is better than just jumping people, it gets her cash, doesn't get her smacked about by reimu as much, and it's a lure in the event that someone she draws in with power abuse is someone she is allowed to eat.

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Oh!

>>16995864
what the heck, dude

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>>16995864

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Can you FUCKERS please stop bullying Mystia? She is very special to me and it hurts to see you inconsiderate people bullying her for no reason.

>>16995963
I wanna hug Mystia!

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So her customers are human, right? Shouldn't she hide her wings?

>>16996152
Maybe she can say they're a prop!

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I wonder what that bird tastes like

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>>16996397

How dangerous is Mystia to humans? doesn't she kill them to eat them?

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>>16996604
shes pretty harmless considering this is canon.

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Would /jp/ take responsibility?

>>16996604
>>16993942

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Phantasmagoria_of_Flower_View/Story/Mystia's_Scenario

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>>16996736
"It's a youkai's job to eat humans!
And you're a human, aren't you? "

What the HECK Mystia!?

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>>16996774
Mystia "It's a Youkai's Job to (Sexually) Eat Human Males" Lorelei.

>>16996774
>It's a youkai's job to eat humans!
well, she's not wrong

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>>16996701

>>16994517
Yes, I can see where you're coming from.
I don't like her attitude much, either: she always acts like a prick and is way too energetic for my likes;
she also sings a lot, and by the way the characters react to her songs she appears to be extremely noisy and annoying (although if her songs had a tragic ring to them like in "Deaf to all but the song" I would surely enjoy them).
In the end, she still manages to be my favorite 2hu, and is very special to me.

What happens if you pull on her wings?

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>>16998708

>>16998708
She probably claws your face off

>>16996625
But that's a guy

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>>16998760
That would be extremely painful!

What happens if I remove her hat?

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Is mystia's poo white?

>>16999300
What happens if I remove YOUR hat?

>>16999329
Mystia, calm down!

>>16999364
A terrifying ghost appeared! What is it doing here?

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Myschi is a lewd, lewd bird.

>>16999585
Does she regularly lay eggs?

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>>16999609
No way, no way! She's a good girl! She uses contraception.

>>16999364
Go away, this isn't your thread.

>>16999628
Not all eggs are fertilized. You don't need to spermblast inside her to consume her nutritious eggs!

>>17000376
How is laying eggs lewd in any way unless they're fertilised?

>>17000439
breakfast doesn't need to be lewd

>>17000439
I just want to eat her eggs, dude.

>>17000512
And I want to fertilise them. We could work together!

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I'm getting some pretty mixed vibes with Mystia. On one hand she's a dreaded youkai that blinds humans and devours them and on the other shes a punk rock star who entertains everybody with her singing. She also blinds humans on purpose to make some money as a happy merchant.

So what is it, is Mystia a blood thirsty dreaded Youkai or just a mean bully who enjoys messing around with humans?

>>17001074
shes just a bird dude

>>17001074
She wants your chin-chin.

>>17001074
She just knows to seperate business and pleasure. Terrorizing and devouring humans is a job, singing and playing guitar is for pleasure. But she does love her job. As for the food stand, she wants people to stop eating chicken by showing them a superior alternative, can't spread the word if you kill customers, and she was saving up for that guitar I think. Although she mainly seems to sell to youkai, and sell to humans primarily at festivals and such, few humans (from the village) would be dumb enough to go out into the woods at night alone, but if they do they're at least physically safe from her when she's working, if not monetarily safe. What a talented and driven Youkai, an example to follow and not at all a dumb bird like people say!

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cute bird

>>17002156
Very cute!

>>17005063
And then she gets driven over.

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>>16993942
Who wants some eggs

>>17005393
I want some!

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>>17005393

>>17008320
Fuck this stage

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sweaty wetty bird butt

>>17010062
Looks delicious.

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>>17010062

>>17005063
Man, I love this strip, always has.
I always wonder if it's a parody of something else.

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>>17013899
IIRC it's a video of a real bird in roughly that same position

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>>17013976
Found a pic, but no videos.

>>16993942

I want to cook and eat her.

>>17013976
SHE'S PACKING HEAT

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Uh-oh!
A stupid, drunk bird is sleeping on the street while flashing her cute butt in the middle of the night!

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>>17018880
Bring her back and offer her some eggs! Just don't let her know they're the ones you made with her.

>>17014277
I want to cock and eat her out.

>>17018880
WAKE UP, MYSTIA!

>>17020068
This is my new fetish. Sankyuu!

>>17025432
Why eggplants?

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>>17027267
Because eggplants are very healthy and Mystia is a growing girl.

>>17027337
but eggplants suck

Who is better at driving people insane, Mystia or Clownpiece?

>>17030751
probably Clownpiece

>>17030751
Clownpiece because her boss fight can also make people go insane.

>>17030751
Clownpiece

I thought Mystia's song and power just made people completely blind in the dark and thus easy prey

>>16993942
Mystia will never die

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>>17046933
I sure hope you're right.

>>17046974
I'm sure she'll be okay!

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>>16993942

>>16995864
I have more!

>>17061725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmofqc9kc3w&

>>17058484
Cute bird!

>>17027337
what's blowing her dress up?