Which 2hu would you want as your wife and why? I would want

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I would want OP as my wife, so I don't have to post kuso threads by myself anymore.

Can we just make this a 'Gu thread instead? Gu.

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>>16885835
I would love to spend my days in the forest with Marisa, experimenting with magic.

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Komachi because she is beautiful, relaxed, hard working, intelligent, knowledgeable, conversational, philosophical, and delightful in many various ways.
She's also incredibly sexy and has a massive chest, but that's just a small part of her myriad positives.

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>>16885835
I love restraints during sex.

>>16886043
>hard working
It's no good to lie about your waifu.

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>>16886087
She works hard! She just takes breaks to maximize efficiency. When actually on the clock, she is diligent, and consistent.
However, she has a poor work ethic in that she will not correspondingly increase her pace when her workload increases. But that is neither hard-working nor laziness, so much as a rigid inflexibility.

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Reimu so we can drink tea in the shrine and she would protect me of youkai!

>>16885835
Sakuya, so I have an in to the SDM and what passes for Gensokyo's high society despite not being high-born enough for Remi.

Patchouli or Meiling would do for the same reason, but Sakuya is my favorite of the three.

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China!

Why would you marry someone in a land like Gensokyo? Especially when almost all Touhou girls are lazy bums or cheeky bitches.

>>16886574
Cheeky bitch is a positive. Lazy bum can be too, though it's not for me.

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Cutest oni

>>16886574
They are lazy bums or cheeky bitches with cute vaginas that I want to penetrate.

>>16886043
I want to leave Komachichi's tits smelling like dick and semen.

>>16886609
Forgot to add because she's really easygoing and liked to party!

>>16886590
If you're willing to be hardworking husband to take care of someone like Reimu then yeah sure I can see the appeal. But trying to wife someone like Seiga or Eirin sounds like a hazard to me and not a positive thing.

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I would want nothing more than to help her around the shrine and spend our free time relaxing and doing nerdy things.

Playing Touhou with her would be badass, as well.

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This cutie because I love the HECK out of her

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Because I understand what it is like to be misunderstood, to have people scared of you without even knowing anything about you, to have denigrating lies spread about you without reason, and to not have a single friend left in the world.
For such a beautiful woman to go though all of that and still have the strength to smile, of course I would fall in love.

Alice because she's the only 2hu I have a chance with.

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>>16885835
Even if she can't smile for me, I want to spend my time with her. Her silly personality is so cute!

Eirin because huge ass and tits

>>16888504
The only wise man in this chat.

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Hecatia because it's Hecatia.

Which Touhou would you like to gently clean your body with a cloth and warm water after you fall ill

>>16888582
Seiga. She also made me ill, though.

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My wife Tenshi is good at cooking!

>>16888650
It's just too bad she'll never cook for you. Why would a celestial do anything for lowly human scum? Realize you're out of your league, peasant.

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>>16888650
Tenshi is probably bad at cooking honestly. How could she have learned living in heaven with nothing to eat but peaches?

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>>16888667
What the heck is your problem man? Take that back.

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Eiki.

I would actually like to be lectured by her often for my misdeeds if it means making a better person out of myself.

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Ibarakasen
So I can actually have motivation to become a better being

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She's very relatable, super cute, and I could use an umbrella.

>>16888582
Alice.

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Rika, to share my life with the best Touhou Engineer.

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I want to be Seki-chan's human husband! I will fight any objecting hothead to secure our marriage, too!

>>16890145
What are you gonna do with the extra heads though.

>>16890164
Kiss each and every one of them dutifully in the morning!

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Hi, everyone. Today I will tell you why I want Alice to be my wife, and everything that makes her so perfect and beautiful.
Alice's skin is soft and smooth, and her boobs are big and squishy. I want to kiss her all over he r body, and maybe even bite her in certain places. Her hair is silky, shiny, and smells like heaven. Alice has a very cute and kissable face. I want to kiss her on her cheek, on her neck, on her forehead, on her nose, on her lips, on her nose, and on her lips.
She is a very nice and warm lady. She can make tasty and healthy food.
She has an amazing body.
Her voice is sweet and gentle. She is kind, and loving and tender.
I want to be spoiled by her, eat good food, and spend the rest of my life with Alice. I love Alice very much.

>>16890728
>Her voice is sweet and gentle.
We don't know that!

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>>16886945
Great taste, but I would work full-time to help her spread faith.

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The one and only.

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Hecatia because she's very cool!

>>16887947
Smiling is a reflex of the fearful you know ~

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>>16885835
I have been married to Yukari since before the birth of this universe, and she is everything I could have ever dreamed of and more.

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>>16888709
This. If anything, any prospective husband for her would likely have to be the one doing all the cooking. The good news is that she'll love you for it, even if you're only halfway decent at it.

As for me, I want to give Junko the happy marriage she was previously denied. I would never murder our children and would be more than happy to support her weird hobbies of glaring at the moon and shouting at frogs.

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>>16890164
Imagine being licked in 8 spots at once

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>>16885835
But Sumireko is ALREADY my wife!

How about Nitori? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4p1kkuM2Hg

>>16888650
Corndogs and peaches for days!

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>>16891179

Courage is not the absence of fear, anon, it is the realization that something else is more important than that fear, and the strength and resolve to overcome it.

One who knows no fear could never be brave, and one who could never be brave can never know true strength.

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reisen because she's a qt

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I want to marry Yuuka because she's a beautiful, kind lady that makes sure to spend her time enjoying life.

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Hina because she's Hina?

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D.I.N.K with Seiga!

>>16896022
what does dink stand for?

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Hecatia for obvious reasons, but also so
>>16891109
>>16888562
and I, fellow men of taste, can all be brothers in law!

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Dual Income, no Kids (Yoshika doesn't count, low maintenance)

-Surprise holidays (When the authorities arrive)
-Gifts to help overlook what she does in the basement
-Big Christmas gifts (May be stolen)

>>16896065
I'm too much of a NEET to know about stuff like those. The idea of living with a woman but not having kids sounds very unnatural though.

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>>16888582

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How would you propose to your wife? This is me proposing to the Banx!

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>>16896407

>>16896416
Hello, >>16895975

there are faggots itt that think any of the sluts outside of the eintei and yakumo clans would be worth marrying

>>16896424
But I love Seija.

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>>16896407

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I love her because she makes me feel it in my bones.

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In my heart Sakuya will always be my wife.

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I want to be Patchouli's Pierre Curie.

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>>16898019
Back off, she's my wife

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>>16886372
I wanna come home everyday to give her healthy doses of donations and spend the night chilling with tea and snuggling together.

>>16898971
Your wife is a fat piggy!
And my paizuri slave!

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Cirno is dumb and she's so lovable because of it. She's also like a free air conditioner and she's cute with or without that tan. Perfect wife material as far as I'm concerned.

Yumemi, because she seems like a fun and reasonable person who would perhaps enjoy discussion.

>>16901301
I did not read a single official manga the post.

>>16901389
But Yumeme is easily the biggest nerd in 2hu.

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Ran because she is computer.

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>>16901389
You have excellent taste.

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>>16901389
>>16906974
It's nice to see so many people like Yumemi!

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>>16901389
>would perhaps enjoy discussion
My IRL problem with women is that I've only ever met one who could hold my interest in a conversation. If Yumemi has interesting things to talk about, then I shall marry the Yumemi!

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I want Yamame to be my casual hugging partner!

>>16898971
Lazy fat neet

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Sanae would be the ideal wife.