How to get Seija to be my girlfriend? She always dislike everything

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>>16869967
Tell her the Strong should fear the Weak.

>>16869967
2hus are not real,anon

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>>16869967
To show love to the Seija, apply your fist to her face repeatedly.

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>>16872342
OP said Seija,not Tenko

>>16869967
Stop calling Seija a girl, maybe then he'll like you.

>>16872342
Yeah! It really worked with my gf! Womans deserve violence!

>>16869967
You can't. She hates people who like her.
Alhough she can be your kismesis, given that you'll be able to bring yourself to hate her. But they say that love and hate are not unlike each other, so DO IT FOR HER.

Seija is a slut

I think Seija is very pretty and cute.

Steal her horns.

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>>16874292

>>16874292
>>16879684
Homosexuality is degenerate. Futa is ok though.

>>16879696
>Homosexuality is degenerate.
Leave

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>>16879717
>Homofaggot

>>16879684
Where can I enjoy this?

>>16869967
How do i get my girlfriend to love me.
She broke up with me and I have been in the depths of despair since

>>16869967
Bump so someone may find a clever way to befriend Seija.

>>16881995
There are a lot of fish in the ocean, Anon.
Stay strong, maybe she wasn't for you, maybe she was. But it's over now and you must accept it.

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>>16881995
Love is shit,my friend

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>>16882545
>Everyone who knows that you're an amanojaku expects you to be a contrarian! Rebel against thier expectations! Don't be one!
It wouldn't work, because Seija won't be able to rebel against anything else while she is rebelling against rebellions. However, she will do it occasionally in order to be less predictable because she'll be better in frustrating people this way.
Example: Seija gives you a chocolate box.
You will think that chocolate is poisoned and throw the box away. You are not very frustrated.
Seija tries to be unpredictable and makes it known.
She gives you a chocolate box, again.
It is likely that something is wrong with the chocolate, but you can't be sure. You don't want to throw away a box of your favorite chocolate Seija might give you, but you also don't want to eat poisoned chocolate. You don't know what to do and frustrated because of this. In the end, you'll decide to throw it away, but the thought that maybe you threw away your favorite chocolate will frustrate you a little more.
Now, time which you will spend with Seija might occasionally be actually enjoyable.
However, the result of all your time spent with Seija can't be a net gain. If you will accept her as she is and will think that this occasional time when Seija is nice is worth every other time when she is not, Seija will stop being nice at all towards you.
Therefore this is of no use. Crap.

>>16883525
Why is so fucking long!?

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>>16883945
Psychology of homo praepostero (colloquially reffered to as "amanojaku") is a complicated topic.

>>16883525
Make her your sex friend.

fucking loser

>>16883525
So how hard would I have to rape Seija for her to thate it? Really slow, gentle and soft thusting with lots of kissing, caressing and whispering proclamations of love into her ear?

>>16884598
Yes.

>>16879684
NO

Finally, a girl I can torture and she won't hate me.

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>>16896329
Thats not how Seija works

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>>16896329

>>16883525
This barely makes sense

>>16869967

You need to hate her but give her attention at any moment. You need to form a grudge against her.

>>16896452
delete this

>>16896452
you still haven't deleted this please delete this

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>>16898224
>>16902324