Hey /jp/, it's my birthday. Let's get a thread

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>>16724139
have a rumia getting succd by an elephant

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Your daughter's a big girl!

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rumia eating pizza

>>16724164
This really hit the spot

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rumia blocking access to kosuzu in an effort to shitpost pz's birthday

post the suze is kosnoozing one

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i bet the jews were behind this

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roomy rumia

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"i have to deal with this"
INTRIGUING

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Lot's of Youkai in this thread, I wonder who's behind this.

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WHO IS THIS? the answer is more likely than pz thinks

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rumiaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I bet the Tanuki are behind this!

>>16724139
would you let reimu kill your daughter if she wanted to?

>>16724239
yes

why is kosuzu so autistic?

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>>16724239
Of course not!

i want to marry kosuzu

>>16724239
Of course!

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>>16724245
very rude!

the fuck is this, some retarded /a/ discord/irc thing

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Kosuzu's grown up into a fine women!

>>16724276
is this your first day on /jp/?

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>>16724265

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>>16724139
I want to teach Kosuzu the power of the Dark Side!

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>>16724280
But I'm the real father!

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rumia found a bug!

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>>16724286
But she is pure!

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Clownpiece is my

>>16724284
i couldnt give less of a fuck who "pz" and all these namefags are

>>16724308
All those demon books can't be good for her soul. She's probably too far gone for salvation now.

>>16724313
sex slave

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>>16724319
oh i just did that to shitpost, there's nobody actually named pz

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>>16724353
This must be the work of the Tanuki!

I am a nigger with a hat and banana
also i suck dicks

Asking Kosuzu out on a date, and watching her blush and stutter before gaining composure and saying "YES!" Standing her up on the day! Watching from afar as she waits for minutes then hours to no avail! Seeing her avert her eyes from passerby as she awkwardly stands alone outside the station! Smiling to yourself as she eventually breaks down crying! Laughing as she starts to walk home, getting bumped around by the rush-hour crowds full of uncaring strangers! Hearing about her suicide on the next morning's daily news!

She is gone FOREVER!

>>16724139
will you be my father in law?

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Please stop raiding my Kosuzu thread who ever you guys are

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>>16724384
I've already called the Cyber Police, and the Gensokyo Police!

If you touch my daughter, the consequences will never be the same!

>>16724401
No.

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what is she looking at

>>16724415
My penis!

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>>16724423

>>16724415
the books on the floor, dumbass

Bumping kuso threads on /jp/ to bring the quality of /jp/ down with Kosuzu!

I know nothing about Kosuzu. Someone enlighten me as to her character and importance/powers in the series.

Why does her apron(?)say Kosuzu in English on it? Does she have any ties to an English-speaking country?

>>16724752
it actually says kosuzu in french

>>16724752
She's the desk clerk and bookkeeper at the Suzunaan book store. She's a huge fucking nerd about youkai books (books either written by youkai, became youkai or about youkai and have some youkai influence). She's BFFs with Akyuu. She also knows Mamizou, and in the latest chapter Yukari gives her a visit. She doesn't have any combat-based abilities though, her only power is being able to read anything, in whatever language, if she touches it.

But you could have known all this if you just read the fucking manga, faggot.

>>16724776
Nonsense, it's actually in Esperanto.

>>16724752
huge autist

>>16724786
I'm not caught up with them, I have a tendency to read them in bursts then drop them until I get the urge to pick it up again a year later. Which manga was it in? WaHH?

Thanks for the synopsis, anyway.

>>16724791
This poster is a Tanuki. Do not trust them!

>>16724796
Kosuzu's main manga is Forbidden Scrollery. WaHH is Kasen.

>>16724752
She collects youkai books. Which means that she's really fucking close to becoming a youkai herself, and Reimu would have to exterminate her if that becomes the case.

>>16724805
I haven't heard of that one, actually. Is that one new or something?

Also a possibility that I'm just out of the loop enough that I never noticed it.

>>16724823
It started back in 2012, dude. You're seriously out of the loop on the written works.
The currently serialized manga are FS, WaHH, and VFiS.

>>16724786
I think it's a bit silly that she can read every language but can't actaully write them

>>16724918
Why? I can read Japanese but I can't form original sentances well or write half the kanji I can read.

>>16724856
You'd think that if you understand a language 100% you should also be able to also write it pretty well

>>16724918
Well, her ability's just Google Translate on steroids, I assume writing in another language involves her always having to recheck if what she wrote was accurate.

>>16724958
Her power is only translating written material, it doesn't go the other way.

>>16724856
Oh. kek

Yeah IDK why I haven't heard of it before, must have just not been paying close enough attention.

>>16724942
I read the synopsis of Forbidden Scrollery on Touhou Wiki, and given her more recently acquired ability of reading "between the lines" on text to sense emotion, I think you might be able to assume that she somehow reads the "intent" behind the words; more like a direct connection with the thoughts behind them of sorts, perhaps?

If that was the case, she wouldn't be able to write anything from another language as it's a skill gained over time through repetition, even if she was somehow able to point at a word or character and tell you what it means.

This is just a guess, of course. Someone who actually read FS might know more on the subject and might have different thoughts.

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Shhhht, the 'Suzer is kosnoozing

>>16724918
Only that's wrong. Remember when she needed to tell the fox kid at school to come to her shop? She wrote fox just fine.

>>16724786
Someone steal the Voynich manuscript and bring it to her.

>>16725265
The fairies already stole it, it's either still in their treehouse or floating somewhere around Gensokyo.

Your daughter is my paizuri slave. dude.

>>16725325
Huh, that can't be, since she is my personal use impregnation-ready onahole, dudester

>>16725238
Well, if Forbidden Scrollery follows real-life time, then perhaps during the gap in between when she wrote the letter to Remilia and when she wrote the notebook for the fox she got better at using her ability.
It's more plausible fox script is simpler for her to write, though, since it's still based off Japanese. English is a completely different writing and grammar system.

>>16724796
Forbidden Scrollery is literally a story about her

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>>16724752

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Here's a Kosuzu entering the 3D world, OP.

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>>16724752
>Kosuzu in English

>>16724139
I'm gonna give you grandchildren for your birthday!

>>16725106
I want to go on a snooze cruise with the 'Suz

>>16724139
I'd suck a DICk for a fic or a where Reimu expIicitIy exterminate kosuzu who had turned into a youkai.

I want to see her cry in pain, non sexuaIIy. ust pure vioIence.

>>16732201
Write it yourself, faggot.

>>16732215
Uh, but I dont have a dick, dumdum.

>>16732201
Ok
"Kosuzu cried in pain as Reimu explicitly exterminated her in an extremely violent and non-sexual way"
You are welcome to suck my dick any time

What if the big plot twist in FS is that Kosuzu is actually a boy?

FS is boring

>>16732236
Why didn't she fuck everyone yet, then

She has all kinds of hot ass coming into the store every other day