Sachiko just told me that she loves me!
... But Rika is already my girlfriend!
What do I do, /jp/?!
Sachiko has agreed to meet up at a later time.
>>16720186
Adopt her as your daughter.
>>16720274
But then my daughter will be older than my girlfriend!
How can that possibly work?!
Rika's now wondering what I've been fussing about recently...
I should tell her soon...
>>16720186
You should watch me have sex with Sachiko and enter into a secret cuckold relationship.
>>16720824
Sex?!
But Sachiko's too young for that!
>>16724570
That's impossible because I had sex with Sachiko just last week. Just ask her yourself.
Sachiko, what are you doing on my bed??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>16724877
I see a nipple. This is a blue board, you know.
>>16724882
Stop looking for the nipples of 14-year-olds, then!
the kong!!
Sachiko, how was your day?
I am jisus, sachiko's real bf, you hab been fooled all along anon :^)
>>16725828
Why do you have so much ketchup on your face?
I'm going to punch Sachiko in the stomach.
>>16725942
You are so mean. I am not allowing you to be 300 meters or closer to my cute Sachiko.
Sachiko dressed up just to see me!
>>16725975
I'm going to do it. A big, hearty punch with all my weight behind it. Straight into her gut!
>>16726010
Look what you made Sachiko do! Now she wants to be carried around by me to protect her from harapan sickos!
>>16726381
Enough time has passed to fend off against the the evil stomach-punchers!
Sachiko is now... SachiSafeā¢!
>>16729167
Sachiko's gonna go on a trip with me and Rika!
I want to BAP Sachiko... in bed.
>>16720186
I hate this fucking bitch so much and her dumb stupid face.
>>16729717
Well she doesn't even care about you and your dumb and stupid face at all.
Sachiko cutely pretends to be a plane!
When she open her eyes
>>16732062
Sachiko just had a good night's sleep. Therefore, she is well-rested and is wide awake.
Sachiko's eyes are VERY much opened.
Sachiko, please get up from the floor! You might catch a cold from lying down on a cold floor.
Silly Sachiko, playing around with her dress. So cute.
>>16734635
What do Sachiko's feet smell like?
>>16734655
She... She looks like she wants to have sex with you...!
>>16729671
>>16734655
All I can think about is punching that stomach.
It's like one big chubby target...
>>16735170
a lot of sweat
>>16720186
Try shitting in the shower and waffle-stomp it down the drain to save time in the mornings.
>>16735176
Of course she does. She just told me that she loves me, the other day.
Sachiko isn't returning my calls! I wonder what she's doing at the moment.
>>16735860
That's really nasty anon.
>>16741039
She's at my house.
>>16720186
Find a real woman, maybe
>>16743473
Oh, okay. Please tell her not to stay out too late. (That's if she's really there, and you're not lying, that is!)
>>16720186
Sacher NEEDS to be bapped
I NEED a bap right now or I will go crazy
>>16745470
No she doesn't! She is perfectly fine.
Also, I will have to preemptively BAP you to keep Sachiko safe from harm.
>>16745074
She's staying here indefinitely; we love each other.
I mean, honestly, could such an awfully smug and arrogant girl ever be a good mother for my children? I would probably leave Japan and go back to Chicago after impregnating her.
What do you think?
>>16745627
What?!
Sachiko! Does Sachiko tell multiple people that she loves them!?
Why do this, Sachiko???
>>16746476
Please don't do that to Sachiko, or any other girl. Sachiko has feelings, too.
why do sachiko threads appear more often than other idol threads? what makes her so special to jp
>>16749537
She is the official girl of 4chan?
>>16749537
She's literally /official/
Producer-san put her on the front page of his site.
>>16749537
Personally I don't know anything about idolmaster or love live or any of these types of things but I like Sachiko because she looks like a fucking goof.
>>16749897
Sachiko's headclips are 4chan colors.
>>16749897
Why is she not happy???
>>16750123
Headpat her and she will be
>>16750123
She did not expect the universe to go in her favor.
>>16750138
Sachiko is cute!
>>16750138
Why is the heathen having a christian bride outfit in front of a christian church?
>>16750161
Eh? Eh?
>>16750128
I headbapped her and she's still not happy. Should I headbap stronger? I have a sledgehammer nearby!
>>16750216
Pat, not bap.
>>16749537
It's simply because she's so cute. Peoolle can't help but post about her.
HARAPAN
Sachiko is soooo cute. I'm going to kiss her right on the mouth!
I bet this bitch gives great blowjobs.
Yeah...
>>16759373
I'm going to punch her right in the stomach!
>>16759373
I want to kiss her with my fist.
Sachiko would never love any of us.
>>16762902
Nobody is ever going to love any of us.
>>16762994
My girlfriend loves me.
>>16763070
Those images of cartoon girls on your computer can't actually love you bud.
>>16729671
>>16760221
These Sachikos are thicc. I like my Sachikos on the thinner side, to complement her smallness.
>>16762902
>>16762994
Impossible? Sachiko regularly tells me that she loves me.
>>16749911
this one
its also because that asanagi harapan thing made her more recognizable to people who don't play idolmas
>>16762994
My gym teacher told me he loves me back when I was 11.
>>16749911
I don't follow the idolmaster anime (or whatever it is) either but I know lots of things about the old idolmasters at least.
Like Yayoi is poor, Haruka has autism, Hibiki is Okinawan and smelly and has pubic hair, Miki is the slut who had her hair cut and un-dyed after there was public outrage over her scandalous behavior (became "Awakened" afterwards), Chihaya is flat, incompetent and doesn't have a personality either, and and...!
>>16750172
Because she's a good God loving girl.
Retaining cuteness is an essential tenant
Sachiko is STUCK in my room! I have the largest concentration of Sachiko in a 10 mile radius
>>16774272
I will go to your room with my guns and spread freedom and liberty.
Sachiko will fall in love with me for rescuing her, if she survives!
I tried not hating this dumb-looking bitch but I failed. Fuck, I hate her so much.
>>16775994
You have insulted my woman for the last time, Sir. I challenge you to a duel!
>>16775930
Go away, secret commie! Sachiko only loves those who abide by the NAP!
>>16775994
Seriously, she's not dumb-looking. You're just blind to how cute she is.
>>16720186
>>16778237
Hah! That's what you get forliving in the 90's!
>>16778380
Please shoop Sachiko's face here on the woman's and Rin's on the man's.
>>16778541
Why me?! I don't even have my own computer because I spent all my money for dates with Sachiko!
>>16778237
>>16778541
Fujo go away
cool sachiko
https://twitter.com/meneathedog/status/846414116235296768
>>16780068
I am NOT a fujo!
>>16779662
You can do it!
>>16720192
It's to smoke reefers in the bathroom, isn't it?
>>16782211
I wanna smoke up with sachiko!
>>16782768
Me too!
>>16780531
Sachiko is HOTchiko!
Sachiko sent me a beach photo. I told her that she's cute and that we should go to the beach or a private pool soon.
>>16780068
Since when is JJBA for fujos?
>>16784485
Since always. It's full of flamboyant dudes, so chicks dig it. See: clamp_jojo_doujin_cover.jpg
Sachiko is not cute
>>16784485
Just fuck off.
>>16784571
Since never.
>>16784746
You take that back
>>16784485
>>16784757
Fujo trash, shinnen.
>>16785408
Shut up kusolord.
I wanna SMASH that fucking like button on Sachiko's idol videos
sachikop is a fukin GAY
>>16759373
>>16750217
>>16750138
>>16750128
How can so much smug fit in a single Sachikp?
Sachiko is ćŖćŖćøćć«
>>16787447
SLUT.
WHORE!
>>16787447
Oh my! This is the first time in my life I got an erection from a Sachikp picture.
>>16787447
That's a weird Sachiko. I don't think she even is Sachiko, because she isn't like Sachiko in terms of physical features.
>>16787447
>>16789662
skinnyfat sachiko. all lard and bone, no muscle
>>16787447
more like ć¢ćć«
>>16787465
>>16787735
>>16789662
It is an ćŖćŖćøćć« image and totally not Sachiko or inspired by her in any way
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62051617
I took a photo of Sachiko's next profile picture.
>>16792708
Did you print it and then... you know what... on it?
>>16794531
You know it! (*/Ļļ¼¼*)
Looks like Sachiko ended in another dimension with eldricht abominations, but she's still the cutest!
>>16799071
Ahhh... Sachiko returned home
wowww!
>>16720186
Oh no /jp/! Sachiko is being gut punched! You have to save her!
>>16801697
Punches don't work like that....
>>16802190
shut the FUCK you dorky nerdy dweeb
>>16800772
Nice google photo, dork
Reminder there is literally nothing wrong with having multiple waifus.
>>16804341
Look it up yourself.
Sachiko, may I touch your face as well?
>>16720186
Lead her on so that you can engineer a situation in which you can force her to walk in on you fucking Rika and force her to watch
>>16808612
Sachiko, can I punch your stupid-looking face?
>>16800772
w-woah... the Sacher is everywhere, huh...
I HATE HER
Dumb kong
>>16810174
>>16813532
>>16813625
You guys are all so mean. I hope you all die in a fire that burns only yourselves and no one else.
>>16810050
That is really mean and not going to happen AT ALL.
Bap-chick-o
>>16799071
Ah Sachiko, or as some say, Sachikong.
>>16748842
I want to be in a polygamous relationship with Sachiko
fufufu~
what are you looking at?
>>16815789
Excuse me, brother!
You've got a real nice lump down there
>>16815789
Delete this or all your anime gfs will leave you for your best friend.
i'm starting to like the kong
thanks jp
>>16784480
Why did she photoshop her own tits? We already know she's flat.
>>16814876
Grant us cuteness
>>16816974
Same here. She was just a meme for me for so long, until I saw the light and really started to believe in Sachiko's cuteness.
>>16816974
>>16819426
Same here BROS, ahaha!
shooting cum into sachiko's ovaries!
punching sachiko's ovaries so the cum shoots back out!
>>16817061
Sachiko's not that flat.
She also didn't photoshop herself. It's just the lighting.
>>16801697
That's like, her stomach plug on the ground back there!
>>16720186
I fucking hate this bitch so fucking much.
>>16823064
I challenge you to a duel for insulting her honour!
>>16824101
Whoever cums first loses!
*sticks it in your ass very fast hard-like*
*you like this*
>>16819613
>>16819791
What. The. Fuck. I'm totally not letting Sachiko see this thread. In fact, I'll block /jp/ on her laptop.
WTF so many text replies and no Sachiko photos.
>>16827430
What else did they say!?!
>>16827430
Translate please.
I want to bring Sachikp to America and introduce her to country music and burgers and guns
>>16815789
Oh shit! I'm sorry.
>>16827430
You people over there better take Sachiko back or we're going to literally eat her.
Sachiko looks like a ghost or insect or Fairy
King kong
Sachikong
I like Sachiko so much she's so cute!!! Hey Sachiko, let's play some games!
ļ¼³ļ½ļ½ ćļ½ļ½ćļ½ļ½ļ½ ćļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ćļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ¼
Slumber party with frends!
>>16831852
THE HECKIN' CUTEST.
I want to touch Sachiko, too!
>>16831852
that's a cute kong
>>16833813
I want to have a slumber party with Sachiko and her friends! And I'll get to hug Sachiko if we all watch scary movies (because I don't like watching scary movies because I get scared easily.)
Every day I wake up with the pain of knowing that I can never be as cute as Sachiko. But it's a pain I am willing to endure.
>>16836266
yes but replace the mushroom with your penis
>>16836353
I'll have you know that every day I try a bit harder to be as cute as Sachiko. Perfection can't be attained but still I'm trying.
*kisses your sacher*
>>16720186
Remove the kong obviously
>>16783635
She has the figure of a Disgaea character
>>16840737
This image is simultaneously perfect, and way over the line, especially within the context of that Jurassic World scene. Holy shit.
>>16836353
Sacher was born with ć«ćÆć¤ć¤ genes. Without gene therapy injections of having nucleotide alignment rearranging to resemble Koshimizu DNA funded by a government project, you're pretty much of out of real luck.
>>16843308
Sachiko is symmetric!
I'm Soooo Glad, That She's Our Little Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYZdBGGfqUY
She's Soooooo~ Glad, She's Tellin' All The World
>>16843907
Not kong but I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8p0NY6DQ40
Lady Madonna is a pretty nice song
>>16843907
>>16843928
Thanks for posting, this is the best thing I've found since pigmhall.
>>16843928
Ohh, Love that one. Big time sucker for Beatles, can't help but hum them all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCrkgf2K57Y
Let's All Get Up and Dance to a Song
That Was a Hit Before Your Mother Was Born
>>16843989
That is a good video.
>>16843989
i need this as webm
Sachiko is a gift of the universe.
>>16843308
>ć«ćÆć¤ć¤
kawaii
>>16843350
Holy shit!
>>16843989
>>16843907
>>16843928
If she played this music to me, I'd beat her with my leather belt and then had her listen to some real country music instead (and beat her some more if she doesn't like it).
Why can't Sachiko be as cute as Mio?
>>16845585
Nah dude, BEAT IT. The Sachiko is totally a BEATLES girl; internationally known and acclaimed changing the world like NO OTHER, an icon of our next century. She's got style and grace of a youthful lady straight from the 70's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7qXWmTDVjw
>>16844048
https://my.mixtape.moe/vnoktl.mp3
>>16847504
Sachiko is all I need~
>>16847504
That's not country...
Giving compliments to Sachiko!
"Hey, Sachiko! You're a cutie pie!"
I will BEHEAD Sachikp
ALLAH AKBAR!
>>16843989
This picture would be easily photoshopped into a centaur sacher. A Sachitaur.
>>16852119
don't do that
>>16850883
You are spoiling her a bit too much, don't you think?
>>16852290
But Sachi is a pretty monstergirl
>>16844048
I want to cum directly into her womb
I'm going to keel Sachiko and none of you can stop me
>>16853427
I wanna give that kong cpr so I can save her then put her back in the water for more cpr later
Going to church with Sachiko!
(Psst, hey Sachiko! I can see your midriff!)
smokin bongs wit the kong
>>16856203
What the hell, I just watched a movie that said all Kirishtians are killed in japan. How is she allowed to do this?
>>16858116
All you have to do is step on the fumie.
There's no better One.
>>16859457
*BAP!* *BAP!*
>>16859457
Lamest daki ever
>>16720186
Sachiko once told me the world was gonna roll me.
I want a jaypee to once bap her too hard and make Sacher's skull fracture and her Sachikpbrain spill out
then you will go to jail haha!
>>16862701
Why. You are a sicko. I will keep Sachiko safe from the likes of meanie bullies like you.
I am the only one who can protect Sachiko from baps
best sach ive seen in a while
>>16864373
if those are supposed to be ribs they are incredibly low effort
>>16864145
I want to protect her smile
>>16864373
what did I miss??
>>16720186
Befriend the Kong. What could go wrong?
Sachiko is the only idolmaster girl whose name I know that I never fapped to
>>16864790
:3
>>16865100
Why would this be deleted?
>>16865100
This looks like a Friend that is good at being Cute!
>>16866228
She is a cute friend! And happy easter to Sachiko. I'm going to help her find many eggs today.
Sachikp threads are the only thing preventing me from seppuku
>>16720186
Sign Sachiko up for skydiving lessons.
>>16870393
I want to sabotage her parachute before she jumps!
>>16871338
SACHISPLAT
But is Sachiko the cutest in all the planes of existence?
>>16871846
That depends. Would you shoot her before throwing her out of the air plane?
PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND
>>16871338
Why would you do that?
The entire point is to embarrass her, not splat her.
I want to POKE Sachiko.
>>16875551
If she can't survive a fall from a plane without a parachute, she's not worthy to be my wife
fully automatic sachibapper for sale
>>16875777
I want to walk up to Sachiko with a recording cell phone and ask her if she knows Chihaya Kisaragi. Chihaya Kisaragi. Because of her, this is about to happen to her. (Bap her in the head.)
>>16879201
Chihoy Love?
why is she so overrated?
>>16883348
at a mere 2 threads she is currently quite underrated
>>16883353
the other thread doesn't count because I can't search for it in the catalogue
>>16864145
wrong
Sachiko wears glasses as a Moe Multiplier.
>>16720774
>Rika's now wondering what I've been fussing about recently...
>I should tell her soon...
"Rika... I'm..."
"Yes darling?"
"I'm..."
"What is it?"
"I'm pregnant!"
"...I can't believe it actually worked"
"What wor-"
ć GOOD END ć
>>16879201
Is this a bappity bap or a bibbityboobop bap?
>>16885453
Who are you quoting?
How do I confess?
Congratulations, BOKU has one thread now.
>>16887107
who?
I wouldn't even fuck her for free
>>16887624
What if she paid you?
>>16886597
The words which flow through the air
>>16888301
Ahhhh...!
Goodbye sahciko thread
Isn't it kind of weird how when you look at the IP and post count, it looks like on average everyone made about 2 posts and then ran away from the Sachiko thread?
So when will Sachikp win the CG election?
>>16896885
Soon
Ugly girl.
>>16896399
sachiko is a slut that gets used once and thrown around just like that
>>16900796
Sachiko is a cute
>>16900796
Is this true??
>>16720186
Wake up.
>>16901111
Can't wake up....
>>16900833
h-how does this artist know I would open the picture to look at her feet?
does anyone play deresute here?
does the past event song āNSWER show up for you guys? It's not showing up for me for some reason. All the event songs till now show up just fine and I can play them. But this one's nowhere to be found. I can play it with my jukebox in the "roomu", though.
Sachiko gives me a heart.
I want to bap her very very very hard
>>16896399
Sachiko is public domain.
>>16907595
So even if she becomes my wife, everyone can come into my house and come into my Sachikp?
>>16896399
People restarting their computers and posting again probably, this thread is pretty old.
>>16909329
you donnot get a new IP by restarting your computer, technologically inept jaypsie
>>16909343
The fact that I just got a new IP seems to negate your point.
It depends on whether or not your computer actually gets a completely new IP when it requests after (re)starting the internet daemon / service / whatever, or just the one it had last.
In other words: dhcpcd /x vs. dhcpcd /k.
>>16907633
yes, she is generous just like that
what a nice gal
>>16911122
I'm divorcing her...
>>16911766
I'll pick up your sloppy seconds!!
>>16907633
No, that'd be your Sachiko.
Kongs reproduce by budding which, in a sense, clones them. This way all of her fans get some Sachiko.
Get a fucking life???
I don't know, but that's what I would do
>>16912411
I don't get it
I wanna send Sachiko on expedition to a sunken ship
>>16911919
>sloppy seconds
sloppy dozens
>>16913316
I'm sorry, but she drowned.
rest in pieces
>>16853427
Noooooo Sacher!!
>>16913956
dead
>>16916091
No just dying
>>16916210
Poor sachiko, she got fat.
>>16916129
Lazer beam?
>>16918403
Baseball
Do you think Sacher does anal?
>>16918763
Maybe. You'll never know unless you ask her.
>>16919773
>>16918763
You disgust me.
She is a pure virgin only for missionary + handhold sex.
>>16720186
Don't break Rikas heart anon! she'll love you forever!
Goodbye sachiko thread
>>16923880
[ im going to hang myself now ]
>>16735417
Me too
Punching it from the inside that is!
With my penis!
>>16922872
Rika loves me a lot! We hold hands all the time!
>>16924523
Okay so why break it
I want to break the Sacher (her backbone)
Why are her eyes so droopy? I think Sachiko might be on valium!
>>16720336
Adopt her as your mother
Sachiko is HOTchiko!!!
This is how Sachiko looks like when she sees me approaching her from afar!
>>16933007
Did you even learn Spanish? It would be Hotchicka
>>16936869
This is how Sachiko looks when I tell her I am going to rape her lovingly
Please don't cry, Sachiko!
You're cute! You're cute!
>>16951164
that's one wet hoe
>>16817217
Aaaaaaawwwoooooooooo!
>>16952474
I want to make sure she is spayed and/or neutered
>>16952999
what if i want to breed The Kong?
>>16954104
Why would you want some mutt?
>>16954651
Genetic diversity is healthy.
Bye bye Sachiko thread, we had a good run!
"I'll be back next time!" says the (very) cute Sachiko!
*Sachiko cutely says a funny joke as the show ends*
"That's all for now!"
*everyone laughs and applauds as the extended Seinfeld theme plays to a fade out*
>>16959504
>>16959516
>>16959519
This is the one that guy printed then framed then hung up on one of his bedroom walls!
See you in hell, sacher
>>16960245
She'll be waiting
>>16960406
Sachiko will visit me once again and I'm going to hug her as well! And text her with emojis!
I will miss this thread
Sachiko lives on in my heart forever.
>>16963889
Well Sachiko visits my house on Tuesdays and Thuradays!
>>16964146
My condolences.
Sachiko needs to die
>>16965874
Don't you dare