Welcome to Gensokyo High School! How well will you do here? Will

>>16640138
Please do not degrade the Benben with Byakushit's hair colour scheme!

No need to worry about me, just visiting.

>>16640172
I am sorry.

>>16640138
I will repeat two grades and never finish it, just like in real life.

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Will Miko notice me if i get good results?

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>>16640297
If she does, you can tell her me and Futo are going off this weekend to set fire to that other school.

It's gonna be RAD as HELL!

>>16640138
I really wouldn't care less; I'd do just enough to pass and nothing more, and keep to myself just like I did in regular school.

>>16640138
I don't speak moon so I'd probably just try to hang around the SDM crew since they would be the only ones who I could communicate with.
Unless Clownpiece is actually American.

>>16640173
You think you can just visit Gensokyo High like it was nothing?

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>>16640661
I don't think Clownpiece is American but she can speak English.

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>>16640661
Getting smugged at by the Remy who's a haughty rich girl tsundere type!

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>>16640661
I want to be Flandre's friend who she can play with all she wants!

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>>16640661
>>16641116
>>16641141
This.

I remember once having a shared lunch with the students in my year. The girl I admired asked if I minded her eating the food I brought, I said I didn't. I was too scared to eat anything. I felt sick the rest of the day and threw up when I got home.

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I've heard some weird things about the teachers at this place, best watch yourselves.

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>>16641677
I accidentally called Ms. Yasaka "Mom" in front of the whole class! It was super embarrassing!

>>16641710
Too used to doing it at your house, Sanae?

I'm not going to not study and just pass with the minimum required grades!

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>>16640138
I don't know about that other stuff, but
>Will you try to date the other 2hus?
Yes.

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>>16640138
Going on a date with Benben!

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I'LL WAIT FOR THAT LAZY ESTONIAN FUCKWIT TO FINISH HIS GODDAMNED STORY

>>16642890
Having sex with her!

>>16642912
We have writefags on /jp/?

>>16642964
I used to be. I like writing but I haven't done it in a while.

>>16642970
Do it!

>>16642964

touhou-project.com. Founded by, of, and for /jp/ shitposters extraordinaire~

>>16640138
Also
>other
This means I am a 2hu right?

I'm going to make Seija my girlfriend so that her mom gives me a good grade in the public speaking class!

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I intend to get beaten up frequently somI can go to the nurse's office.

>>16643034
Which 2hu would beat us up the most?

>>16642975
What am I supposed to be writing?

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What kind of student is your favorite 2hu, /jp/?

>>16643259
Onee-chan type.

>Seiran and Ringo
Girlscouts with specialization at foraging and cooking.
>Doremy
Sleepy teacher that can still monitor the class when dozing off. Suddenly awakens to throw chalk or scolds those who makes commotion or talk behind her back.
>Sagume
That speech challenged administrative staff the school hire for PR reason, but ended up being the one of the hardest worker in the office. Fill in class from time to time.
>Clownpiece
Energetic exchange student that was blackmailed into something she ends up enjoying.
>Junko
Parent of a freshman who was killed few years back. Now tries to put the blame on the school using some elaborate publicity stunt that would freeze the school due to legal restrictions. She uses blackmailed students that she set up with the help of an internal hand in the school. The school surprises her by using students as well to fix things up, forcing her to abandon her plan altogrther. She had access to alcohol or weed and forces the kids to partake, only to use the footage to keep them in her leash.
>Hecatia
One of the guidance councelor that sided with Junko. She set up kids under her watch and "saves" them by promising to wipe off their records if they do something for her. She had a hidden episodic mental condition that she kept secret, but Junko knows and tempts her during these weak times to help her with the schemes

>>16643259
Mima used to be a teacher but died one day. It is said that her ghost haunts the school to this day.

>>16643259
Reimu is the person who was put up as class rep and was too lazy to refuse, and barely works at homework and still somehow passes, at the very least.

Who's the school headmaster?

>>16643288
It seems like most people on /jp/ prefer onee-sans to imoutos. I think I can see why. It's nice to be loved and doted on by someone who you can look up to. Also little sisters can be annoying

>>16643332
ZUN

>>16643332
The overworking and heavy drinking, Mrs. ZUNko. She mostly works behind the scene, letting her subordinates to do appearance for her.

>>16643332
It's not that I prefer that necessarily, it's just more likely to be her type. Now that I think about it, that's more of a secondary depiction; she's more likely a crazy loner type, but isn't creepy or gross like they're often depicted to be.

>>16643052
Reimu.

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>>16643259
She's the super cheery one!

>>16643313
You don't like HecaJunPiece, do you?

*Eats lunch alone while lisening to linkin park*

Fukc school........

I'd be part of the Remilia fan club with the end goal of what >>16641116 said

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>>16643887
Is that Linkin Park?! I love that band! We should be friends, Anonymous.

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>>16644413
My highschooler me would implode with nervous if a girl as beautiful as Byakuren talked to me like that.
It would happen now too

>>16640138
I'd probably be a recluse, kinda like Mokou and/or Rinnosuke.

Difference is they at least have someone who would come up to them from time to time.

Though I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or not.

>>16642997
People still use that site? I almost never see anything updated.

>>16643259
Reimu is going to die during pregnancy! And her child too!

>>16644413
Ano, excuse me. Your hair looks very bad. Please rinse out the dye.

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>>16643259
Kuudere who thinks she's too good for everyone!

Warming the nerd's cold heart!

>>16640138
Benben is criminally underrated.

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>>16642890

>>16642912
Is he even still alive?

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>>16645178
Used to be BNBN was hands-down, dick-up my favourite DDC. I was ready to kill for her.

Then, out of nowhere, my heart swerved toward the Banx.

I'm sorry, leggiest Tsukumogami.

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Skipping classes with the chuu2lord!

Mai would be infamous for breaking the heart of every boy that goes after her. That wouldn't stop me though. My heart is already made of steel.

>>16645784
Anon, sorry to break this to you like this but Mai is a lesbian. She's not just friends with Yuki.

Why are there so many god damn toilet ghosts in this school.

Deal with the Hanako bitch hogging the stall, and the second you sit down and that toilet paper fucker is trying to make me choose a color.

I just want to eat my lunch in peace- I thought there was a group of people sorting out this sort of thing?

>>16640138
probably get bottom of the top scores in class, continue to be a social outcast, likely hang out with patchy, I'll try to give Okuu a bunch of flowers and ask her out.

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>>16640138
I'd want to be friends with Sanae and watch mecha anime together.

>>16640138
I'd quietly sit at the back and try to avoid social interaction as much as possible, the same as I did at "regular" high school.

>>16643067
Some thing Gensokyo High School related.

>>16643259
will the real Ibuki please stand up, please stand up!

>>16647272
Give me a couple of days.

>>16645860
I will never give up. Mai will be mine!

>>16643332
>Who's the school headmaster?
Yukari is the obvious answer. Though hardly anyone sees her - most of the work is done by her assistant, who also teaches Math.

Yuyuko and Youmu are janitors. Yuyuko seems pretty irresponsible - never doing any actual work, giving the school keys to kids so they can hold parties, etc. - but when she decides to help someone out she can be shockingly competent at just about everything, leading to many rumors about why she's really working here.

>>16652368
>leading to many rumors about why she's really working here
Why IS she?

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>>16640138
I have a suspicion that the new lunch lady might just be a little bit robotic?

>>16640138
>Will you try to date the other 2hus?
Are they still all youkai?

>>16654199
No one knows.

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>>16640138
>Welcome to Gensokyo High School!
I'm sorry, I must've taken a wrong turn. I'll be on my way to Gensokyo University now, don't want to be late for my private meeting with my research supervisor Yakumo-sama.

>>16642912

Link?

>>16654270
Where do I go to inquire about a job under this professor?

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Walking to school with my childhood friend, Sanae.

>>16640661
Pretty much this, Mamizou also knows some english and there was another 2hu who also spoke it

>>16654339
Peeping on your childhood friend getting gangbanged in the gym storeroom as you cry and jerk off your inadequate dick!

If anyone feels like donating to the Shinto club, that would be much appreciated!

>>16654362
Not sure I'm supposed to be turned on this early in the day. Crying is unnecessary though.

>Yukari
Principal
>Ran
Math teacher
>Kanako
Science Teacher
>Keine
History Teacher
>Erin
Biology Teacher
>Yuugi
PE Teacher
>Byakuran
Religious Studies
>Sanae
Student council President

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“Some of you guys are alright, don’t go to Gensokyo High tomorrow.”

i would try to hang out with yuyuko

Please tell me I'm not the only one noticing some really strange vibes between that freshman Kosuzu and teacher Futatsuiwa.

>>16654516
dropping stink bombs with medicine!

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>>16655096

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>>16640138
no tools allowed

>>16655491
W-what are they saying?

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>>16655751
I enjoy collecting pocketknives, I think I'll get along well with Sakuya.

>>16644413
I-I-I-CH-CH-CH-PH-PH-Y-YOU TOO!

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>>16654435
Eirin is the school nurse.

>>16657980
And who's Reisen? Kaguya? Tewi?

>>16643562
It's the ghost who haunts the old school building!

I want to solve mysteries with Yuyuko!

>>16657989
Students, but Kaguya never shows up.

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Has anyone else here been a victim of bullying?

This bad girl calls me names and beats me up a lot. I'm scared to come to school now.

>>16658815
In my first year of high school, a girl at the train station slapped me. I don't remember why exactly and she wasn't cute or nice or anything, but I think it's why I like being bullied and beaten up now.

>>16658779
I heard that she's being homeschooled this year

>>16654268
She gets protection from the Hag Alliance would be my guess.

>>16658815
Pathetic

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>>16655751
Sakuya dealing with a school shooter.

>>16661239
Benben is me except that I'm too autistic to smoke.

Roleplaying is the lowest form of posting.

Erin would be the drug dealer.

>>16663341
We're not pretending to be anyone we're not, though. We're just talking about our personal experiences at Gensokyo High.

>>16663353
Eirin wed please.

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>>16640138
Step 1: alchemy and magic
Step 2: psych meds, lots of them
Step 3: pic related

>>16654218
We can pretend they're all normal humans, not magicians or gods or whatever.

>>16663867
Weed or do you want to wed her? Cos she's my wife, dude.

>>16666625
Your wife is my sister, dude.

Now, take good care of her.

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I don't go to low-class public schools like the rest of you, i go to a high-class private school with the best education the nation has to offer! And i get to be in the same class as Yocchan!

>>16666701
If you're so smart, why didn't you change the locks after you fired your last janitor? >>16652368

>>16640138
Who would be part of the "legendary prankster" group? because I'd like to hang out with them. I want to say it would be some of the fairies, but they might be too stupid for that so that leaves Marisa as another good candidate.

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Would Shinki be a student or a teacher?

Or your mom?

>>16652368
>leading to many rumors about why she's really working here.
Maybe they just do it for free?

*walks into class and sits on second row seat by the window*

tch... i only see a buncha weaklings here... taking over this school will be as easy as stealing candy from a baby, which I've done before

*laughs maniatically*

>>16670572
I like how this guy has to confirm that he really did steal candy from a baby to reassure himself of his villainy.

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>>16643259
Perfect grades and an ace in sports; she is a student who excels in scholastic endeavors, never missing any homework or school projects. She is never tardy and always shows diligence in learning, even if the subject is already something she is well-learned in. When she speaks in class, her voice is neither too loud nor too low, speaking in an elegant volume that enchants the ears to listen. She is always respectful and humble to her teachers and upperclassmen and her words are warm and encouraging to her underclassmen.

Yet, there seems to be a subtle divide between her and other students. It's hardly noticeable, but it is something one can catch if they pay too much attention to her. Though she is kind, impartial, and noble, she shows a certain distance from other students as if there is a thin invisible wall surrounding her. Seemingly reachable, yet impossible to touch.

Though she is a good student, it is difficult for others to read her thoughts. So she is admired by others from afar, like a quiet mystery that calls for others to uncover. With these qualities, Izayoi Sakuya is the school idol: the perfect student that every other student desires to become.

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I want to ask Yuyuko out!

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>>16671106
>it is difficult for others to read her thoughts
Only if you aren't friends with the secret cutest nerd in school.

>>16672298
She keeps saying she has a sister, but I've never seen her. Weird.

>>16672307
yes; and there is always a strange gap in the student roll just above her name for some reason; it could be one of the schools seven mysteries that.

>>16672307
Her sister is probably one of those people who fades into the background.

>>16672298
That's not the cutest nerd in school.

Satori is creepy. Her house is filled with animals.

>>16671106
I want to be the school idol's gofer.

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>>16674192
It's rude to call your fellow schoolmates "animals"

>>16640138
I would probably hang out with the gloomy try-hard students that listen to "Emo & Hardcore" stuff and think smoking looks cool.

People like Satori and Mokou

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>>16674227
If she heard such a request, it would be a bit troublesome. Maybe you might be given a polite rejection unless you came at a convenient time. Otherwise, it is most likely a "no thank you."

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I really like this cute girl in the drama club, but she doesn't seem to smile much.

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>>16640138
I ideally get in better shape, study hard, and start dating Marisa.

In reality, I would probably become unmotivated early on, lose focus on my studies and forget homework all the time, and end up trying to befriend Marisa and gain the acceptance of her clique, only to embarrass myself and look like a fool. I would probably ask her out to the school dance in the most awkward way possible, get rejected, and then watch as she spends the night with someone else. Honestly, she would probably try help me not be such a huge autist, but I would fail to meet her expectations each and every time.

>>16677199
I heard she's cultivating a Greta Garbo image, something about 'giving good face' to the crowd with the minimal of effort.

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Swim class.

>>16677363
I fucking hate swimming classes with miss Kagerou! She never shaves!

Do they hold classes that teaches banter in Gensokyo High School?
And who would be the teacher holding the banter classes?

>>16677430
Unfortunately Touhou still don't have Kangaroo or Emu youkai.

>>16677067
Ah, a shame. I was hoping she could use somebody to handle troublesome things so she could just focus on being as perfect as she is.

I suppose I'll have to stick to admiring her from afar and wishing I could be close to her.

>>16677885
Drop bears might find their way into Gensokyo one way or another.

>>16677280
This will be a fun night.

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>>16678496
Persistence might have some merits. I'd advise to just look for a good opportunity to help her. People who work hard are often rewarded, after all.

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what would this piece of shit be

>>16679504
homeschooled

>>16679504
Wasn't a really old immortal going to school the plot of Twilight or something