Do you have a Touhou waifu? How do you deal with the fact that

>>16579248
I hug my pillow every night and pretend it's my waifu.

>>16579258
That's depressingly relatable.

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>>16579248
I don't.

No, but I had a dream about a Touhou and was uncomfortable with her touch.

>>16579248
I don't have any touhou waifu, because my waifu is not a touhou, and she is objectively a best, not some idol shit or some moeshit or some shit, but objectively a great, charming character, a wonderful person I try to emulate every day, a bundle of joy and duty beyond all imagination. She's also a robot.

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>>16579503
>She's also a robot
>She

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>>16579503
>she is objectively a best, not some idol shit or some moeshit or some shit, but objectively a great, charming character, a wonderful person I try to emulate every day, a bundle of joy and duty beyond all imagination.
Mine too!

>>16579597
I'm trying to understand your viewpoint my friend, but your waifu is so objectively inferior, so inconsequential, so joke-worthy in comparison to mine, that I can't help but think you don't understand what a waifu is. I cry for you. I pain for you. One day, you'll have a true waifu, and then you will understand, you will be enlightened.

>>16579478
which one?

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>>16579796
Yours is a robot, anon, she's not even a real person within the confines of her setting. Just saying.

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>>16579933
Marisa is a robot!

I do not have a touhou waifu, or at least that is what I tell myself.

My "waifu" is Holo, actually. But I never wished for her to be real nor I've idolized her, even my Holo folder is rather small. She is just very close to what I'd like a girl to be. I just call her y waifu because I never bothered to think of a more fitting word to call her.

On the other hand I've had three dreams that involved Parsee and they all made me feel warm and happy which means Parsee is maybe closer to being my waifu than Holo is at this point, even tho Parsee doesn't really have any redeeming as she isn't anything more than a whole lot of jealousy and misery in a very beautiful vessel that I'd like to hug and kiss while Holo's personality and character, and even her hair, I'd love an eventual girlfriend of mine to have IF I ever get one.

I'm probably simply far too lonely and found some comfort and happiness in those three dreams with Parsee, altho I'd lie if I said that I don't want to have more dreams like those and that a bit of me didn't wish Parsee was real after I woke up all three times.

This seems like a crossboarders thread. Anyway, she probably wouldn't want to be involved with me, let alone touch me, and I wouldn't want to bother her or anything.

>>16579954
>I just call her y waifu because I never bothered to think of a more fitting word to call her.

That's called "favorite female character", which doesn't necessarily have to equate "character you want to date/marry/fuck".

>>16580043
Wanting to fuck a character is very different from real love

>>16580068
I know, i was just going for a general "character you're attracted to" description.

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My tulpa really likes Tenshi. She whispers to me that I should post in Tenshi threads even though I'm not a big fan of her myself. I would call her a memelord for liking Tenshi but then I remember that I'm a big fan of Bones.
I bet I'm the only tulpa otaku here.

>>16579503
Is it Aigis?

>>16580234
Nope anon. I commend you on trying to find my waifu from small clues, which is a deep ordeal that can obviously only make you a better person, but she isn't Aigis.

>>16579248
I don't like waifus, they mean compromise and I'm too [...] to do that
I would like to meet a few of them though

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>>16579248
Maybe I'll be able to see her after death.
Just like everyone

No good Eirin dakis. Why even exist.

>>16581053
That's only if you've been good enough not to get sent to Hell.

>>16581107
They would not be able to correctly portray the size of her ass and breasts.

>>16581184
But not good enough to be sent to heaven

>>16579258
this

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I was late for a hospital appointment this week because I didn't want to wake up from an intense dream about Tenshi licking my feet.

We had a pretty involved conversation afterwards where I quizzed her on why women never seem to have a foot fetish, it's basically only men.

Her not being a physically existing person sucks but also doesn't bother me that much. But then I'm very interested in the relationship between fiction and reality and how strong art can blur those lines to begin with.

>>16581107

I feel you. There's no good ones of my wife either. Neropaso drew some mockups but I don't know if they ever got made into something you can buy. I don't like the way he draws her anyway. The character has shit all in the way of merch in general anyway.

If i throw my umbrella out, can i summon an kogasa?

>>16579806
A lonely and increasingly hungry Flan

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She most likely won't love you back even if she was real.

Aya is my girlfriend and I will marry her soon :)

>>16582416
Aya isn't real.

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>I will never fight alongside Reimu in battle.
>I will never get to see her fighting in the night sky, the bullets and beams igniting the night as she seamlessly grazes through the ocean of bullets

The world disappoints me in new ways every day.

I pray to Youmu to give me the strength to make it through the day at work

>>16579258
Me too

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Sometimes I have vivid dreams about snuggling with Alice, or walking with her hand-in-hand, and wake up feeling incredibly lonely.

>>16581203
Planet sized ass and supergiant tits.

>>16582924
I pray to Reimu to give me strength not to work
It's been working flawlessly

Kogasa
By being fucking insane

>>16579248
I don't have touhou waifu, but I sleep together with my waifu every single day, imagine her being next to me, talking with me etc. Drugs help a lot too.

Every single touhou is my waifu. I love each and every one of them like a girlfriend, daughter and sibling at the same time and I will never stop being grateful that they are in my life.

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I just want Flan to be happy.

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>>16583147
>I'll never prepare tea while Alice concentrates on finishing a doll. Too focused, she forgets about the tea and I have to make another one. Regretful, Alice this time sips the tea while cuddling with me.

>>16582891
You're not real!

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I'd rather have her stay perfect than touch me.

https://a.pomf.cat/ekvwhh.mp3

>>16585380
That'd imply that ideas and concepts are not real either.

>>16584313
Who are you quoting?

>>16581299
i dream't I was In gensokyo, and I was chilling and hanging out with Cirno and Daiyousei. Cirno and Daiyousei were like my daughters in this setting, and Yuuka was my wife. Was interesting. Yuuka and I kiss Passionately, and even HOLD HANDS. Next, we share a day under the sun, with cirno and daiyousei playing in the sunflowers in the meadow. we watch the sun set, and i wake up. and Then you realize it was just a dream, and you are forever alone. You live alone, sadly ever after. The End.
>>Story of my life.

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>>16584135
other vivid dream from Yuuka waifu anon.

Me and Remi-chan sitting in SDM, having tea. Flan is eating pudding and ice-cream. she runs up to me, holding her teddy bear, and cries that its broke. i fix it for her and she seems happy, then she hugs me, and says i love you onii-chan! and i hug her, and pat her head. Sakuya sits with a grin, and i walk her to bed. Patchy reads to her, and she sleeps. then i go to sit with remilia, and i have Sakuya and Remilia sitting with me eating and drinking tea.

>>16585404
Lain's thoughts. Think harder next time.

She exists, but only in Gensokyo. How do you get there?

>>16586315
Death or walking around rural Japan acting enough like a faggot for Yukari to pick you up

>>16587386
Do you think washed-up idols end up in G-land once they hit 25 and no one wants to marry them?

>>16586315
Being forgotten by everybody or becoming a youkai.
Try either cutting off your ties with everyone, or start enough strange rumors about yourself.

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>>16579248
I drink, A LOT

Maybe dying by alcohol poisoning will get me to Gensokyoh.

>>16588821
Please don't ruin your body like that. Been here, withdrawal was painful but was the right choice. Alcohol WD are very dangerous, in some cases isn't possible to just cut all alcohol drinking.

>>16579248
You can touch her in a lucid dream though.

>>16589269
I'm trying m8, i know it's bad.
But life Is just so boring and stredding, i only can feel fun and calmness when i drink.

It also doesn't help that i smoke sometimes

>>16579248
1) No
2) Pretty good since it means i won't have to deal with youkais ever

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>>16584135
Flan is a good girl.

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>>16579248
buy engulfing myself in her

>>16585227
I know exactly what you feel.

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>>16589677
You got a deka right? RIGHT?

>>16593376
You'd have better luck with a bowl of Yen.

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>>16584135

Is Flandre really your waifu too? I'm curious to know how you live your relationship with her!

I’ve been with Flandre for a little more than a year now! I’m genuinely curious to know in which way someone else can be with her!

My fave girl is Cirno but I would only have Marisa as a waifu

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>>16579248
I drunkely made out with my Alice fumo, got horny and humped my Alice bodypillow to completion. Definitely an all-time low, which is surprising for someone who hit rock bottom.

>>16604157
You don't normally have sex with your waifu bodypillow?

I do it from time to time. It feels so great.

>>16604157
Do people actually get intimate with their fumos? I know people do with their dakis, and I don't think that's too weird, but fumos strike me as completely different

>>16604157
Post your daki.

>>16608848
Such is the power of alcohol, my friend.

>>16608877
Just how drunk were you?

>>16580113
Tulpas are fucking scary, yo

>>16608855
No thank you

>>16619406
I'm not >>16608877, but I drank half a liter of vodka that night. It's getting to be the usual.

>>16620347
>I drank half a liter of vodka that night. It's getting to be the usual.
Damn, comrade. Alcoholism is expensive, you might want to stop while you can.

by becoming my waifu

>>16620347
>I drank half a liter of vodka that night
Never go full cyka blyat

>>16643830
Yes just go full bydlo abd drink the damn liter

>>16628360
Yeah. Buy Orange Juice and mix it with Vodka instead. More bang for your buck.

>>16649814
>abusing alcohol
Why even bother? There is so many other drugs that will make you feel better and won't ruin your body so badly even if abused.

I'll get to touch my waifu after I die I'm certain of that