If you had to be turned into a 2hu who would you choose?

I'd rather not because my biggest fear is being something that I'm not. I guess if I had to I'd turn into Mima to cease to exist or maybe Seija since she reminds me of how I remember myself in my childhood.

>>16491340
Rinnosuke, I guess.
I want to keep my genitalia, thank you.

Rinnosuke

Zun.

>>16491340
Call me weird but I want to punch things like Unzan

>>16491387
Why would you want to be a stand when you could be the stand user?

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>>16491416
Why wouldn't I?

>>16491416
The stand user doesn't have a huge pink cock. Why be a girl when you could be a MAN?

>>16491439
>The stand user doesn't have a huge pink cock.
You don't know that.

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>>16491439
>>16491444
Stop it you two

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I'd be a chibi version of Shinki.

Kaguya

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Yukari.

Mokou.

Living a relaxed if apathetic life. Friends with a teacher. Rivals with a princess. Acquaintances with bunny girls, a school girl, and a doctor/nurse.
That's definitely a tick in all the right places.

Also being an immortal and wearing pants.

>>16491756
Anon you haven't really thought of what you want
It'll be fine the first 100 years, but after your friends die, and only your rival and her subordinate remains, and you get to see the end of the world only with those 2 fagets, it's not that really good
Think about it deeper

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Sakuya, 100%. It's even more a matter of "I want to" than "if I had to"

>>16491340
Difficult choice. Probably Patchouli.

I become them here or get transported to Gensokyo?

I wouldn't want to overwrite my favorites

>>16491340
Pardon my edge, but I want to die all the time. That would probably be the same if I became a Touhou.
I'd probably be Suika though, so my liver wont get destroyed.

>>16493099
Why not Mokou or Kaguya, then? You could experience the pleasure of dying until you got tired of it.

>>16493097
Pretty much this, I'd rather be a random Satori's pet.

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>>16491340
Honestly basically all of them are better off than me so I don't really care.

Seikibanki? She's a sweet spot of no real responsibilities while having useful powers

I want to be Mokou but with big breast and come up to Faguya and laugh

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>>16491340
I think being Tenshi would be pretty comfy to be desu senpai

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>>16491340
Kaguya because I could lie on my stupid ass all day and ocasionally fight with my bff,

BUT

Unzan because I would love punching pussies and Ichirin is a super cutie!

>>16493137
I meant the absence of life moreso than the act. I misspoke.
Mokou or Kags would be top choices for those looking to die, though.

Random fairy.
Preferably a sunflower one.

Aya, obviously. You get to be SOPERSONIC SPEED fast and see and hear about everything that goes on.

>>16493166
Die.

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>>16493424
I don't think that'd be easy as a Celestial

>>16493444
There is not internet nor any computers up there.
I'd be pissed.

>>16493460
You can always steal a computer from Rin and install Doom on it

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I'd probably choose Flandre tbqh

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SHANGAI

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>>16493463
kek
Don't forget Nitori is a thing too

>>16493570
>kek
Stop.

>>16493589
No need to be upset familia

>>16491340
Seiga, so I can spend all my time trolling people and getting away with it.

>>16493606
>>16493570
>>16493519
/jp/ is worse than usual lately.

>>16493404
Adroable.

Chen

+ Cat
+ Few obligations
+ Ran-sama
+ Yukari-sama
+ Hang out with the youkai on the mountain
- Cannot get cats to listen to me at all
= But it's not like that's any different from now.

>>16493964
- You aren't a real bakeneko, just a shikigami possessing a bakeneko, being controlled by a shikigami who is possessing a kitsune, who is being controlled by a youkai.

>>16493964
How is Cat a +?

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>>16493964
KOT

>>16494009
I know. I said Chen, not (nameless bakeneko)
But Ran rarely relies on Chen to do anything because she's so unreliable, and even then it's not like helping Ran would be a downside.

>>16494055
How is it not?

>>16494055
Cats are far more likely to get free food and love than Humans.

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I want to be Sakuya. Partially because of her cool power, but mainly because I want to serve Remilia for the rest of my life.