If you wish to live with the humans, you seek a life of honest

>>16464030
I'm gonna live in a box

>>16464053
What kinda box

>>16464059
a nice box

>>16464030
I'm a damn fool, even if I'm conscious of the fact. Give me the demons' mansion.

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I want to go back

>>16464141
Those twisting passages, unseen doors, an infinite stairwell; all tinged in scarlet.
Would you call this home, as you hear a distant scream suddenly cut off and odd shadows out of the corner of your eye.
And a smell of...fermented soybeans

I wish not to stay anywhere but to go on an adventure. I'll fight against everyone and acquire special abilities beyond my wildest dreams.

>>16464030
No chance to live in the underground? I know a certain someone who needs some relievement from a lot of judgements...

I'm charging in blind! Wish me luck, /jp/!

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I'm going to be the wicked hermit disciple. Just watch me /jp/!

>>16465943
Are you a dwarf

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>>16464059
This is the only box /jp/ may enter

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>>16466844
Totally

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>>16465225
I would gladly call it home as long as I had at least a decent relationship with the existing residents, yes.

>>16466878
No wonder the surface exiled them!

>>16467054
A servant you'd be, although perhaps all are servants in that accursed homestead. Even those lovely Strigoy are slaves to their bloodlust

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What about heaven?

>>16464030
The Tengu would give me purpose to my life. At least they have order and sanity. Of course my duty would be as a basic laborer who would to them be made useless by age in a blink of an eye to them.

You know unless they find me too useless for even that and swiftly kill me and cook me. Although I wonder if they won't try to at least get more meat on me before that. Getting Swole before getting got.

>>16469854
Tengu are actually kinda foolishly arrogant in most folklore. Humans are considered more clever than them in most cases

I like to just move to a secluded mountain location, build a nice small home, attain immortality and just study all sorts of magic and knowledge for all eternity.

>>16471072
I'd just sleep and claim welfare checks

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>>16469553
Yeah, what about Heaven?

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>>16464030
Jokes on you, the Forest of Magic isn't magic, it's just full of hallucinogenic mushrooms. The only real danger are the poisonous spores and occasional beast.
I'll brave the forest and marry Marisa!

I want to destroy... destroy everything!

>>16472708
Go home gay priest
Not even Florida should be that bizarre

I'd go for whatever one lets me get learning magic. A mundane life in gensokyo leaves little to be desired, so I'd go for one that lets me get the magic.

>>16470934
But I'm not a very clever person...

>>16464030
Houraisen knows where to find me if she wants to give me my stuff back.

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I'll go the same way as OP, why, the mountain folk seem a lot of fun to be around, though you'd have to deal with being but a weak human in a society of crow and wolf people whose strength match the oni.
I wonder how I could get in there to begin with ...

>>16475059
It's human cleverness and fast learning skills that are important

>>16474173
A mundane life is unique in Gensokyo. Cherish to be the victim and sport.
The eternal chew toy

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>>16473154

>>16475963
Reimu is on welfare with a basement full of kids! Sax!

>>16475530
But many comforts from everyday life are missing in gensokyo, and there is much in the way of magical things that I would wish to experiment with.

>>16473154
Yukari will give you one hell of a bad time.

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>>16464141
>>16467054
Then doomed you would be to a lifetime or more of being smuggy smug smugged at.

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>>16478097

>>16478097
Isn't that a bonus though?

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Is this crow thread?

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>>16482503

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>>16482503
This might as well be, best crow coming through.

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Shocking news : The reporter's new thread is ded

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Dammit /jp/ are you really just gonna let it die like this ? You don't want to let her down do you ?
Guess I'll post daily to keep this afloat.

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Well, I'm a man that keeps his word.

>>16491673
>>16495301
This is mistake. This is not a thread upon a tengu gossip
Rather...It is one of remembrance of the undiscovered.

>>16499163
Huh ? I don't comprehend, care to extrapolate ?

>>16499200
Of the locales of Gensokyo, sehnsucht for fata morgana.

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>>16469854
Don't worry about that. As far as I know, tengu dont eat humans.

>>16464030
Hmm... Probably i will find Marisa on the temple, then ask her if can learn magic or be his "disciple". Since she is like that, probably she will deny at first but at the end she'll probably accept. After many years of learning magic and all with her i'll probably start to travell around on the many and great places of Gensokyo. Who knows, maybe i'll become a youkai if I expend much time.

Sounds too great, but I think it could be.

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>>16499393
>his "disciple"
Obvious mistake here but I'm gonna pick on you because of it, Marisa is a boy ur a faget lmao et cetera.
But seriously, I don't really think she has the time for that,but maybe Marisa could take a random human as more of a partner in crime. Or maybe just someone to help her pick 'shrooms in the forest.
One thing leads to another, that's where you ask her to teach you magic. You know, for self defense and all that, the Forest of Magic is a pretty dangerous place after all.

Marisa needs someone to draw fire

>>16464030
I'm going to live with ZUN!

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Ah, well, guess back to life support it goes.

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>>16503664
and into the garbage

>>16464030
I'm an engineer, so my choice would be the Kappa Republic of Genbu, as a technical consultant. It's a beautiful place, with lots of interesting people. I would give my knowledge, and be paid for it. But the best dream would be to win the heart of the most respected engineer of Gensokyo, Rika the tank maker

>>16505219
Delet, that nuke bird already has a very lively thread for herself!

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>>16505865
I see you're a man of fine taste.

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>>16505865
>engineers
I wouldn't mind you guys so much if you didn't create stuff that was already broken by the time it got to my ship

I'd want to live with the Remimi

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An image a day keeps the flatline away.

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I'd live with Reimu for extra security

>>16514177
Looks oddly comfy, despite the, uh, eccentric art style.

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>>16464030
Well I'm already basically a hermit and forgotten by everybody except one guy at the IRS so I'm sure I'll wake up in Gensokyo any day now. From there it shouldn't be too hard to cheese my way into immortality so I can drink myself to death with the tengu and oni every day.

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>>16514177

I want to live in a place where I won't be bothered

Even on mobile, I'll keep my word to not have this thread die.

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If I went to Gensokyo, I'd still never be truly satisfied. Would I throw away such trappings of convention and comfort of modern day for the slow turning winds of magic?

>>16522503
What, you wouldn't trade nihilism and an overall shitty world for a fantasy world full of gods where an afterlife is ensured ? If you want technology so bad just go live with the kappa, they're friendly torwards humans anyways.

>>16522503
If you feel bored you can always dodge danmaku.

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>>16522600
Some things are better left forgotten

>>16464030
Can I just try to head to Hakugyokurou instead?
Being a phantom under Yuyuko and Youmu's care sounds pretty comfy

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>>16499393
You're better off with Alice or Patchy, if you want to be a youkai.
And Marisa is my teacher/partner/lover, find your own!

>>16524133
You'd first need to ensure the phantom part comes to fruition and die. Bonus points if you lead a life of poetry, because the Hakugyokurou is where dead artists reside.

What do tengu eat?

>>16514231
It's not. It's pretty autistic.

>>16464030
i'd want to either be kaguya's servant or yukari's servant, in that order.

I want to stop caring about impossible goals I can never reach as long as I'm alone.

I want to destroy Gensokyo!

>>16526503
You've already succeeded so be happy and accept that victory already whoever.

>>16526802
I'll never be happy.

>>16527159
Then stop posting anonymously, you're not solving anything. Take it or leave it, I really don't care beyond casual curiosity.

Would Aya teach me photography as the tengu of old taught the sword saints?

>>16528148
I'm sure she's in need of new friends, if you were nice enough about it to her she'd be more than happy to do it.
She's my wife though, go chase Tatters or something.

>>16528148
If you want to be friends with Aya you need to be interesting to her. You can always show her an outside world 4k camera so that wont be a real matter.

>>16528471
I can explain to her how encoding of light to digital and decoding it back to light works!

>>16524523
Patchy is my love. I <3 patchy.

>>16464030
Going innawods and arm myself with pointed stick

>>16466844
Dorfs are crazy enough to make everybody shit themselves.

>>16531776
They'd probably try to bite/wrestle youkai to death

>>16531905
Or, you know, drown them in magma
or shoot glass weapons at them via cart shotgun
or train their soldiers well enough that they block/dodge every magic bullet
or capture the youkai and start experimenting on them and checking if they could start infinite high-value bone industry/target practice
or produce a lot of booze and making friends with youkai

>>16532037
All things begin and end with booze and mushrooms

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>>16524523
Can't we be like classmates or something? Im not really into dating with her.

>You're better off with Alice or Patchy, if you want to be a youkai.
Good idea, but first i need to know a litle about magic, I don't think that any of them will teach me without knowing some basics.

>>16532109
>dorfs shoot youkai to death with mushrooms and booze
>then celebrate victory with mushrooms and booze
Not the worst option.

I'll bring an army.

>>16531536
Patchouli died in a fire.

>>16532326
Okuu would make a perfect forge

>>16532342
You're always no action aren't you?

>>16535317
Gensokyo will become a US military base

>>16535875
>the US stands for ultra sexy among other things

What will Aya give me for being a long time subscriber ?

>>16540224
Yes

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Always on time.

>>16545092
I'm going to spend the ever living mumm-ra hell out of your wallet if you ever get around to buy/engaging me.
You know on what I'll do.
>Yoshika problems

>>16551213
I still have fanfiction about that game waiting for you.
>Always on time
If only they hadn't gotten her.
So close.

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>>16551282
Hm ? You lost me anon.

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I want to live in the underground! There I can work as a engineer and cook for Chireiden and befriend the lovely Utsuho! If I work hard enough I can maybe convince Yukari to let her go to the Outside World with me, where I can take her to see all of the interesting places and Turn the disgusting, redundant populations I hate into fine nuclear ash, especially the ones promoting overpopulation

Does Gensokyo have internet access? I'd still want to post on /jp/.

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>>16554995
Well, maybe not considering how the border works and that it even extends into space, given how Reimu was still inside the barrier even when she went to the Moon.
But we don't know if it stops radio waves, if not they could set you up with a prime shitposting experience.

>>16555039
It's not a physical barrier, so no

>>16554967
Engineering would imply you make components for Chireiden's system. Weirdly enough, it's a digital system so there are probably terminals to troubleshoot boards from. Watch out for them zoomies!

>>16555041
Far as I remember, the Border makes whoever tries to walk out of it loop back in infinetly until they turn back and accept they're stuck in Gensokyo, so what if radio waves just infinitely loop into the barrier until it dissipates ?
But then again, they've never said anything about how radio works in Gensokyo in relation to the outside.

>>16543516
C'mon /jp/, not even maybe a smooch ?

>>16524523
Scarlet devil mansion. Turned into a yokai, with Remi or flan's bite and blood, or by patchy .

Sometimes I feel like a human amongst yokai

>>16464030
I want to live in the alien world of makai, what about it?

>>16464030
I don't wanna going to samsara anymore, so I choose the eternal house

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Here's the proud and honest reporter, coming around to save the thread.

>>16569703
Tell me, do tengu feel doubt?

>>16571616
Not this one, no, Aya is the fastest and produces the finest quality print and photos, so she's got nothing to be unsure of.

I want to burn down the magic forest

>>16563208
Get bitches, make money.
>>16574246
Like destroying gensokyo, you already did that. We've got a few national parks left, stop being a firebug.

>>16555407
what if yukari gapped an ethernet cable for her own house so she can shitpost on /jp?

>>16574503
She already does

All Ayaposting will be directed to this thread >>16544044 so have the best of luck surviving, I suppose.

>>16574473
All I do is work about 14 hours a day in a metal box. Everyone else my age seems to be such cheery and responsibility free fairies and colorful phantasms in comparison.
When I get home I cry and hug my money.

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>>16464059
Fox Box

>>16582448
How bout a bag of dicks instead

>>16574473
To me, most people are frightful apparitions that wear their emotions upon themselves

And It's dead like feathers

>>16574473
What if crashing Gensokyo without survivors was a part of his plan?

I don't care. I'm gonna go and fly around while destroying everything in sight. I'm gonna murder everyone without a second thought and cause so much terror and chaos. I will be a ruthless killing machine. Yukari ain't got shit on me.