What are YOUR Ten Desires, /jp/? 1. I want to talk to Alice!

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1. I want a huge shipping crate loaded with Pringles.
2. I want a better computer.
3. I want a bag of salty peanuts.
4. I want a 100 year supplies of booze.
5. I want to become Sekibanki.
6. I want to be kissed on the cheek by Chen.
7. I want to snuggle Ran's nine tails.
8. I want Yuugi to be my drinking buddy.
9. I want to have vulgar lesbian sex with Kasen.
10. I want to be a great cook.

>>16439227
You said 10 twice, dude.

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>>16439227
Fuck you man, she's mine.

something about cooking food for and making clothes for 2hus while spending weekends binging on bc2 with okuu

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>>16439384
Those are 10/10 10 desires, anon.

>>16439757
The Pringles would eventually go stale if he weren't eating a tube a day

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1: A nice teaching job
2: A nice flat
3: A nice wife
4: Nice children
5: Know Japanese on N4 level
6: Only to need 4 hours of sleep per day
7: A bigger dick
8: A weekend trip to Gensokyo
9: Squid for dinner, everyday!
10: Tasofro dies

1. I want to die

1. For my mental illness to go away
2. For my family to be more normal and functional
3. A decent, peaceful job that isn't stressful
4. Graduate uni
5. Travel to Japan
6. Learn Japanese at a level that's enough for me to understand raw doujins and anime
7. A clean apartment next to public transit
8. Not come down with cancer like half of my family
9. Stop wasting most of my time on 4chan
10. Live a healthier lifestyle

God I'm boring. Three years ago I'd be writing about how I want to fuck Touhous and drink never-ending booze

1. For idol threads to be deleted
2. For monstergirl threads to be deleted
3. For "I want to fuck ____" threads to be deleted
4. For /vnts/ to be deleted
5. For the yukkuri thread to be deleted
6. For the onahole thread to be deleted
7. For /r9k/ to be deleted
8. For /vg/ to be deleted
9. For the Olympics to be cancelled
10. For there to be a red board dedicated to erogames.

1. Rape all the female touhous and make /jp/ watch x 10

1. Cross the barrier into Gensokyo
2. Become a cute girl
3. Get involved in an incident
4. Take advantage of the incident to meet and become friends with various touhous
5. Go on cute and/or silly adventures with various touhous
6. Get lewded by various perverts outside the barrier, including /jp/sies (not necessarily because I want that specifically, but because it's a definitive sign that I've "made" it in Gensokyo)
7. Learn magic or develop some other kind of special ability
8. Make a sport out of beating up fairies
9. Expose Kasen's secret
10. Settle down in a /u/-type relationship with a Touhou (preferably Alice or Reisen if I were to choose right now, but who knows what I'd be up for after spending a while in Gensokyo)

Though those first six are something that kind of have to happen roughly in order for maximum effect.

1. Become God

1. Not needing to sleep
2. Become a 9-12 year old girl that doesn't age
3. Have super strength but not too super so I can't be taken advantage of as said little girl
4. Have control over time
5-10. Meh

>>16440458
That's nothing surprising, we're getting old, dude.
I still want to fuck Touhous though.

>>16441727
>not necessarily because I want that specifically

Yeah, of course not, you little slut.
We all know that if you were to become a Touhou you'd be joining Sanae in her daily gangbangs at the Human Village.

>>16441859
I dunno if I'd go that far, but I'll definitely admit that I'd consider /jp/ wanting to fuck her as a badge of honor for any touhou, which is why I said it'd be the mark that I had become a big deal.

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1. To give a damn.
2-10. I don't care.

I just want to be happy again.

be raped by yuuka and eirin

I want alice to be tried and executed for killing those people

>>16441743
The only correct answer. Shape reality to my liking. (y'all are boobhus and give paizuri to my tentacle body dicks)

>>16444538
Jokes on you, people still have free will and don't have to do anything you say or even believe in you.

1. Ok.
2. Ok.
3. Okay.
4. No.
5. Nope.
6. Never.
8. Yes!
9. k
10. kthxbai

>>16444445
What people

>>16444538
Jokes on you, I'd willingly give you paizuri if I were a boobhu.