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Why aren't you worshipping Bacchus yet? Faith comes with free wine and a loveable goat companion.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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>>16412108
Who's the artist of that pic?
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>>16412108
Because I worship dragons.
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>>16412108
Knowing how that art was commissioned stiil cracks me up.
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I think it's time to post "Stacey's mom" MGs.
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>>16412145
YEEART!
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Neet wock early morning hours are best /mgt/ hours.
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>>16412157
Can't argue with that.
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>>16412157
Neet wocks are for waking up earlier and forcing her to jog.
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>>16412169
No.
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>>16412169
>Chubby Jabberwock wearing a sports bra that barely contains her big Wocks and spats that miraculously contain her rear, squishing her thighs and her poochy belly appearing a bit at the top
I give her 5 minutes before she comes home drenched in sweat and lays back on the couch
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>>16412169
Neet wocks are for fucking until they wake up.
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>>16412186
Nope. If you jog with a wocker you jog together, if she falls to the ground you go apeshit in your training and carry her.
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>>16412200
I'm an underweight skeleton, I ain't jogging. I'm staying home and sleeping in. That sounds nicer then running and getting tired. I'll invite neet oneewock to do that with me instead.
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>>16412217
>wock that wants to be bossed around
Sending her to Haughty Dominant Monster Girl Boot Camp. I didn't think it would come to this. It's for her own good.
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>>16412200
Nothing better than training with a waifu.
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>>16412209
I'm also a skeleton, but I'm a slightly stronger skeleton.
I'm going to tell your wock that if she drags you out to jog she'll be able to have intimate sweaty sex with you and the aftermath will leave her so filled up that no sleepysex can compare to.
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>>16412235
I would give anything to work a job at that camp. I'm a huge slut for haughty MGs.

And you did the right thing anon. Jabberwocks are supposed to be dominant and haughty. Not submissive lizards.
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>>16412247
Well they need human boys there to work as examples. After all, the instructor has to show the girls how to be haughty and dominant with a human boy. Some Monster Girls bring one from home to camp, but some will come to camp without one, hoping the new attitude shift will earn them one.
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Jabberwocks are shit
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>>16412255
>Posted the Alice, annoyed no one wanted a Little Sister from Wonderland
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>>16412254
I finally found the perfect job in MGC
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>>16412235
>The instructors are all men who range from scary to buff screaming in the monstergirls faces about how their own wives dominate them.
>The entire regime is just married men shouting and virginal "volunteer" test dummies
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>>16412265
I bet some hidden Ms go crazy in that camp and have to go home due to the constant dripping.
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>>16412265
I call dibs on being a "volunteer" dummy.
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>>16412247
>Jabberwocks are supposed to be dominant and haughty. Not submissive lizards.
But you can tame them with cock.
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>>16412247
>Jabberwocks are supposed to be dominant and haughty. Not submissive lizards.
Their entire gimmick is that they're easily submit if you whip out your dick and slap them with it.

They're the subs of the dragon world.
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>>16412293
But what if the boy who tames them is submissive?
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Anon in monstergirl society

>Get ran over by truck.
>Wake up in another world.
>Filled with monstergirls.
>Apparently the gender roles are reversed here too.
>Since salamanders keep holding the door open for you.


>Always thought you were okay in the strength department.
>Not bad, not good, but average.
>However a vast majority of mamono can easily outperform you in the physical and some even had magic powers.
>You even had to ask a succubus to help you open a jar of pickles.
>You would have thank her if she didn't immediately tried to show you she had no gag reflex.
>Still, you were taller then the vast majority of mamono.
>Showed that Baphomet bitch when you stuck the last box of Cinnamon toast crunch on the top shelf.


>Meet Satyros.
>Hit it off quite well.
>Spend the whole night drinking.
>Head back over to your house.
>Start doing the nasty in the bed.
>Loudly.
>Fall asleep peacefully in her arms.
>Wake up.
>She is nowhere to be found.
>The phone number she gave you is fake.
>...
>Meh, I'd be pissed if I was a guy from around here.
>But you're not.
>So this was free sex.

>Christmas party or whatever the fuck monstergirls celebrate here.
>Mistletoe hanging all over the place at the company party.
>Some of the girls have gotten clever with it's usage.
>Some strapped it to their tails so they can receive free kisses from the guys.
>Sally, who was the green dragon girl from accounting approaches you.
>She seems shy has her tail keeps wanting to dangle it above you, but keeps backing off.
>You pull her over and kiss her, mistletoe be damned.
>She blushes even harder.
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>>16412293
But I don't like submissive girls.
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>>16412297
>Jabby being all proud and haughty like an uncorrupt dragon
>Decides to step on your punny dick since you don't deserve anything else
>She gets too horny midways through and impales herself on your cock
>Starts going crazy for your dick

And you just wanted to be stepped on.
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Does anyone want their face shoved into the gravel as a monstergirl rapes and chokes you in the middle of the night?
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>>16412305
>>16412301
Get a girl that isn't shit then
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>>16412304
I'm liking the light touch of roll reversal. And that dragon from accounting is cute! CUTE!
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>>16412309
There's bound to be at least one other person here that likes that.
That person is not me.
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>>16412309
I guess sex with a hellhound wouldn't be that bad
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Owl hugs
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>>16412310
Dominant haughty is not shit. You are.
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>>16412265
>These next few days will be the worst years of your miserable lives.
>You throats will ache, your vaginas will break, your toes will be sucked off!
>By the time I'm done with you men will throw off their clothes at the very idea of you opening your mouth.
>And if by some damned freak of nature you leave this hell on Earth with a single submissive bone in your body I will personally throw a man into your bed and won't leave until you turn him into a quivering, ahegoing mess!
>Now ladies, we're going to start with the basics. Grab a shota and repeat after me!
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>>16412320
I think he's saying that sub girls are.
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>>16412322
You're bringing out the slut in me.
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>>16412332
I wonder if there is a sub training camp for human boys.
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>>16412340
Doubt it. Boys are natural subs. Especialy if oyu start them young and don't let any mother/father issues develop
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>>16412313
Do you want me to do more?
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>>16412322
>That's how some boys will lose their virginity
Those boys deserve better
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>>16412353
It's better than a life spent being payed to pretend you're a dirty old Otohime's son with benefits.
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>>16412322
this is very gay
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>>16412325
No, Jabber is.
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>tfw your yandere wife will never permanently blind you and disable your lower spine
>tfw she will never lock you in her basement
>tfw she will never read you books you choose and princess carry you around
>tfw she will never properly train you to never leave her by making you mentally and physically addicted and dependen on her
>tfw she will never cook the most delicious meals for you
>tfw she will never rape you violently at the most random times
>tfw you will never be hers
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>>16412305
But submissive girls are the best, you should want to molest a loli jabberwock and grope her stubby tail and fat ass.
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>>16412352
If you like. MGC is always nice to read about.
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>>16412353
It's okay, it's a couples building exercise. You get held in reserve until a girl who is your ideal comes along and vise versa. It's quite the sought after, prolific and prestigious program
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>>16412379
Good. I prefer not being a blind cripple.
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>>16412353
Those boys love it. And it's good for them. Trains them how to handle and treat a REAL lady.

>>16412366
No you.

>>16412380
Hey can never beat the haughtiness of a dominant Jabberwock.
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>>16412379
Sounds like I good time to me. Hope a Shoggoth out there is up to that.
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>>16412247
>Work as launderer for HMGBC
>Get pulled aside by Wight Dean
>"Anon, could you please come to room 207? A teacher needs your assistance
>God dammit, not again
>Do as your told, open the door to a class full of monstergirls dressed in lingerie
>This is how they build up your confidence
>Vampire instructor hears you come in
>"Pay close attention. This is exactly how you should seduce a man in a home setting."
>She starts walking toward you in a brassiere that barely contains her massive chest puppies
>She isn't even wearing any underwear down there
>The teachers aren't supposed to be participating in the confidence-building exercise
>"Did I say you could look at me like that?"
>"Well, I, uh-"
>"Are you the kind of man who sees a pretty woman and can't help thinking about how she would perform in bed?"
>"What kind of question is th-"
>"Silence. I'm not interested in your excuses, filthy human. Animals like you are only good for one thing."
>She is now chest-to-chest with you, with one hand gently massaging your groin
>"How do you feel about becoming my pet? Your response doesn't matter. I'll be doing the world a favor by training a pig like you."
>Without warning, she yanks down your pants
>"See, class? Already completely hard."
>Later that day she doms you in the back room because she couldn't stop thinking about your dick
>Still have clothes to wash the next day
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>>16412379
But if she blinds me I can't look upon her. If she disables my spine I can't show her the depths of my passion with deep dickings and gentle snugglefucks.

No woman will stand between me and doing these things for my waifu, not even my waifu. I might have to blind and disable her first.
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>>16412379
>disable your lower spine

But that's where the sensory nerves supplying your penis comes from. Disabling that makes you feel nothing there.
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More dumbpire soon.
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>>16412397
Yanderes have brain problem, anon. You shouldn't judge their actions.
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>>16412397
Mamono mana will prevent that

>>16412394
But then she won't be able to look at you or rape you/snuggle rape you

>>16412389
She'll use her slime to make you see things that has never been seen by human eyes! Amazing wonderous things!
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>>16412383
I imagine it would make a fun end of year party. Half your bookings would be sexually frustrated Anubises who use the training program as an excuse to boss a cute man around.
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>>16412393
Nice.
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>>16412393
I require more HMGBC green texts!
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>>16412403
>She'll use her slime to make you see things that has never been seen by human eyes! Amazing wonderous things!

Cool. Where do I sign up?
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>>16412403
It's okay, I know how to treat my women. I'll just slice some tendons so she can't move too well and get a flayer to mess with her brain so she only recognizes images associated to me. It's for her own good.
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>>16412397
>>16412403
Does mamonobama also prevent the loss of bowel control?

http://www.spinalinjury101.org/details/levels-of-injury
(See L1-L5 injury and S1-S5 injury)
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>>16412410
Just sign your name in blood on this mound of human sacrifices

>>16412412
Ganbatte anon!

>>16412414
Of course!
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With all this talk of blinding and spinal severing, which MGs, apart from Unicorns, would be the best physicians?
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How would MGs react to bad things anon?
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>>16412420
>Ganbatte anon!
Honestly, if she was going to be so considerate of me too, I'd be completely fine with it. She's probably amateurish though, blind me with acid, do nothing to restore sight in any way and make it so I can't fuck her.

If that's how she is, it's better I handle this kind of thing.
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>>16412424
Liches, and possibly Mermaids/Merrows (due to healing blood).

...Wait, the Healing Church used old blood from Kosm, who is an aquatic female monster reminiscent of a mermaid.

DEEPEST LORE

>>16412420
Y'know, if a yandere waifu just wanted to prevent locomotion, she could simply cut your ankle tendons and/or your hamstrings instead of going after the spinal cord and impinging all sorts of lower body function.

Principle of minimal harm to maximize love, after all.
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>>16412425
Anubi react with a furious lust.

>>16412433
This. Liches make good doctors
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>>16412425
they'll pout
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>>16412433
That's some deep lore, let us stare at this pebble for an hour and consider it's lore implications.
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>>16412433
Sorry that seems better. I'll revise it

>tfw your yandere wife will never permanently blind you and disable your tendons and hamstrings
>tfw she will never lock you in her basement
>tfw she will never read you books you choose and princess carry you around
>tfw she will never properly train you to never leave her by making you mentally and physically addicted and dependen on her
>tfw she will never cook the most delicious meals for you
>tfw she will never rape you violently at the most random times
>tfw you will never be hers
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>>16412425
She'd kick up some dirt and call bullshit.
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>went looking for new art that may have been missed
>found nothing except a chubby 3dpd cosplaying as a kobold
This is worse than not finding anything at all.
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>>16412424
I would say liches, but they're probably not all that interested in keeping their patients alive.
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>>16412440
Good. I still prefer not being a blind cripple.
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>>16412438
That cute Anubi should be happy. She's wearing such a beautiful dress!
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>>16412440
Why would she need to blind you? From what I understand, it's to make sure you don't look at other women, but how could you when you're stuck inside the house with no hope of leaving?
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>>16412440
I'd much rather get dragged into the underwater rape caves by a desperate Cancer who wants to practice claw jobs.
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>>16412403
>She'll use her slime to make you see things that has never been seen by human eyes

Like what?
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>>16412108
>My favourite monster girl
>Drinking my favourite spirits
I don't even care if you all still want me to kill myself, that Satyros is getting all the kids.
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>>16412379
i can't shitpost on 4chan if i'm blind
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>>16412453
>goat MG
>kids
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>>16412449
It forces you dependent, or at least to a greater extent.
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>>16412440
I'm pretty big into reading, so if I'm going to lose my sight I'd want my waifu to have the perfect voice to compensate for it.

What kind of voice would you go blind for?
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>>16412462
It would be cute having her take care of you and motherly hold you.
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>>16412440
I want to see a story on this
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>>16412449
So you are entirely reliant on her even for mundane tasks. Kind of like this picture but with reversed genders

>>16412452
It'll make you so awe inspired and amazed that you'll lose your mind!

>>16412470
Me too anon! I would like her to have a soft gentle voice. Similiar to fumika I guess. https://youtu.be/7177azgVzkA
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>>16412479
this is the image
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>>16412483
This picture always tugged at my heart strings. So seeing this gender reversed would be cute.
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>>16412487
Yes exactly. We had alex and eris the one with the blind kid and the hellhound
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>>16412479
If we the tones of Japanese could only carry over flawlessly into English we'd live in a perfect world.
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>>16412461
Sometimes I regret making this image.
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>>16412499
Some times I regret making you, son.
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>>16412506
Why are you quoting me?
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>>16412449
>>16412476
>They say that none who drink of the Lethe can remember its name, or themselves
>How many times has this played out, I wonder?
>How many times have I been forced to maim my beloved to prevent him from staring into these cruel, deadly eyes?
>If I have drank from the waters, should I not forget its name as well?
>The fool didn't listen, wouldn't listen
>By my hearth he would find warmth, in my kitchen he would find warm food and in the bedroom my flesh
>Ready and wanting -- No -- needing his touch
>How cruel of Athena to have torn me asunder in this way, what woman could refuse the advances of a God like Poseidon?
>This man -- This fool husband of mine... He was sent to me from the Ruler of the Seas, the Cleaver of the Lands, I know it
>It pained me to strike his azure blue eyes, so deep like the ocean his master claims dominion of, blind! Oh, the painful regret that welled up in my bosom and caused nettles in my skin!
>So I did the one thing I had told myself I would never, could never do again. I offered my hearth and my love and my body to this man
>Ah... I can still feel the callused palms of his hand, rough from the handling of the oars upon the seas or the casting of great nets, as they gripped my bosom
>Or the way he plunged his tongue into my depths with reckless abandon, the aching in the dark between his inner thighs growing more insatiable, more gluttonous
>But, as with all good things, it came to an end...
>He felt my hair, the dozens of snakes curling about his hands and arms in affection as we rutted like beasts in the mid-summer
>Again he haphazardly fled, the aching in my loins strong and as of fire...
>Again he fell into the Lethe, forgetting everything... His blindness, the touch of my skin, the warmth of my heart... The taste of my flower...
>But, as with all things, I must be more diligent
>The bindings will be ready by sundown, before he awakens. If he cannot be trusted to mind his own safety, I shall do it for him
>He will never leave me again, Ever
>I cannot bear the thought of him forgetting my touch, or the touch of the daughter within my stomach
>I am so monstrous... But what wife does not have her husband's best interests at heart?
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>>16412507
Sometimes I regret quoting you.
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>>16412507
Because I'm referring to you?
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>>16412513
I ain't your dad though, lil' bastard.
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>>16412516
It's like you can't read
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>>16412512
Sometimes I dream about cheese.
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>>16412517
Anon, stop being retarded or I'm gonna stop talking to you.
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>>16412511
Brings a tear to my eye.

Yandere a best
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>>16412520
But you're the one being retarded. I said I regretted making you, son, and you replied with "I'm not your dad." I didn't think I dropped you that hard.
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>>16412511
keep uo the work anon
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>>16412523
Oh so you didn't read >>16412507. Confirmed retarded, I'm disowning you.
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>>16412527
Forgot to mention I'd have posted a holstaurus version but there isn't one.
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>>16412529
Oh I get it, you didn't mean quote as in ">>1xxxxxx" You meant the other sense.
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>>16412539
>Linking post numbers is referred to as replying. Quoting is borrowing the text itself.
I know, which is why my first assumption was that you were retarded. How blind we are to our own faults.
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Do Vampire siblings bully each other?
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>>16412557
Onee sans always bully imoutos over their larger breasts and how anon like girls with nice large breasts.
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>>16412557
Sexually, yes.
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>>16412551
>I know, which is why my first assumption was that you were retarded.
Likewise. I hereby propose a truce, lest our ignorance zeniths into a duel of misconceptions that might cause the deconstruction of this establishment.
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>>16412564
sure
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Would you want your waifu even if she had a major disability? Blindness, partial body paralysis, deaf, mute, etc?
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>>16412557
Of course, they are vampires after all.
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>>16412577
That's a dumb question.
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>>16412577
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>>16412563
Sisterly molestation is a powerful learning and bonding tool among vampire sisters similarly to plaay fights among canid mgs. Through it, they learn the subtle cues of the body when molested, they learn the most efficient way to molest future husbandos, though it is important you introduce them to young shotas while your vampire girls are in their formative years so they have a more applicable target, and it teaches them how to resist molestation to maintain a dominant and haughty image.
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>>16412577
>>16412486

This proves it's cute
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>>16412577
Why would I not? I like her for who she is, not because she's in perfect health.
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>>16412592
It's hard to take care of a disabled person, Anon.
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>>16412596
It's very rewarding. Especially when she's a cute MG.
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>>16412577
There's a special kind of gap moe in being domed by someone physically weaker than you.
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>>16412304

>Be Hellhound.
>Rape and kidnapped a guy.
> His name's Anon.
>Oddly enough, he's didn't blubber at the rape or the kidnap part.
>After the daily pounding, you set him to work in the kitchen.
>Leave for an hour.
>Come back.
>Everything is burnt.
>The toast, burnt that.
>The countertops are practically pitch black.
>They used to be white.
>The stove is on fire, but only a little.
>Now he's mulling over a cookbook appropriately named 'How not to burn water.'
>The book is upside down.
>"Ok, I'm starting to get the hang of it."
>He says has he pulls out cereal and milk.
>He pours the cereal out into the bowl.
>Then he gets the carton of milk.
>He slowly opens it and pours the milk into the bowl carefully.
>The milk pours in neatly without a mess.
>A small flame starts to sprout from the bowl.
>Niggayouserious.jfp
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU MANAGE TO BURN CEREAL OF ALL THINGS! AREN'T MEN SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT THIS?"
>You scream at him with the full force of your lungs.
>He huffs while putting his hands on his side.
>"Back where I'm from, the women actually did this. I never learned to cook."
>Wat.
>Momma always said I shouldn't rape and marry the first guy on sight.
>Did that, now see why you shouldn't.
>Today was order takeout day in reversed gender roles monstergirl world.
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>>16412613
This is why Anubi are better at gender role reversal. Stinky fire dog can't boss around and teach her man properly.
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>>16412304
>Get ran over by truck.
>Spend rest of your life in the monstergirl world, paranoid as fuck, having waking nightmares of the truck squashing you over and over until you die
>Too scarred from the event to even get it up
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>>16412624
Mindflayers.
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>>16412627
Well good fucking luck ever finding one.
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>>16412627
>>16412624
Or just cuddles
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>>16412624
Depends if you were facing or turned around when the truck ran you over. You know what would actually give you nightmares? Getting run over by a Rascal, you'll never live it down.
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>>16412631
Do wild monstergirls hesitate to rape a man if he's visibly fucked up in the head with trauma?
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>>16412631
No. Mindflayer. He is broken and must be fixed.
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>>16412634
They will probably try to comfort you and rape you way later.
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>>16412634
of course
best way to cure a trauma is another trauma
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>>16412634
They ship crazies off to Funderlond.
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>>16412638
Actually that's been proven to result in trauma squared.
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>>16412634
Wild MGs don't care about the man they rape.
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>>16412451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q

>Crabs
>Rape Caves
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>>16412562
oh, to be a shota in that situation
>"Ufufu, who would have thought that my innocent looking little brother would be interested in big tits?"
>"I bet you've been staring at my chest for some time now. What a little pervert~"
>"Since mother isn't here right now, I wonder how I should punish you for being such a naughty boy."
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>>16412679
BREASTFEEDING
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What kind of brush and oils do need to clean/polish my dragons horns and scales?
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>>16412696
A thick steel brush to scrape off particulates and a buffer for shine. Not sure about oils.
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>>16412689
Silly Anon. Your Onee-san isn't pregnant, but you can fix that
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>>16412663
>ywn call your crab waifu "crab cakes"
>she'll never get angry and grab a knife
https://youtu.be/ebsvoRqPOMk
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Mofu snusnu.
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>>16412319
How unnerving.
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>>16412696
Scale polishing goes too deep. You can always get an average one and get the oil thinking if you want her to be more smooth and/or shiny, but if you want to make a piece of her scale more valuable then you must decide thinking about what she eats, how many times you have sex, habitat, weight, size, color, durability of scales and things like that.
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>>16412679
>You will never have a tall tittymonster onee-san
>>16412703
Lactation potions. Hathorite gift shops sell them aplenty.
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>>16412712
Jeez man. All I wanted to do was make my waifu look nice and make her happy.
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Babies only need genetic information from tw parents and a shit tin of chemical energy in the form of food to grow, right?
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>>16412722
If you're only taking in physical variables into consideration, then yes.
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>>16412719
She will be super happy just knowing that you want to take care of her, Anon. You don't need to go crazy over it, I'm sure she'll love you lots either way.
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>>16412730
as opposed to what else?
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>>16412734
Emotional and Psychological Development.
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>>16412722
Shoggoths multiply.
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>>16412732
Always remember the key points when massaging a dragon.

-horns
-tail
-claws
-wings

In that order.
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>>16412730
How much chemical energy? Like, on average. If we convert it to semen, how much would you need to cum inside one over a span of 9 months?
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>>16412385
Sub lolis > haughty doms
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>>16412747
Nobody's talking about semen, Anon.
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>>16412108
goats are good but cows come first
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>>16412741
It's a slime trait.

But now I'm picturing a Shogg announcing her pregnancy by having these weird voices/faces coming from random parts of her body
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>>16412749
>subloli over anything
You're scraping so far down at the bottom of the barrel you've broken through and are where the siths dwell
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>>16412385
Real ladies don't rape. They use their superior charms.
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>>16412696
Daily reminder that grabbing a Dragon's unpolished horns is essentially the same as grabbing her tits. You must fondle and stroke them after cleaning to restore her womanly honour!
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>>16412759
Shogs are slimes
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>>16412761
what if she does both in a quantum physics super position manner?
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>>16412758
>cows come first
Only if you play with their nipples.
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>>16412749
>his taste is actually this shit

I will take my haughty dragon and leave. Good day!
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>>16412763
That's what I meant by the first thing. That shoggs multiply because they're slimes.
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>>16412761
Exactly. And that's how haughty charms me in my own way.
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>>16412764
Her efforts would be wasted, since one can only observe one state at a time.
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>>16412774
I need my Wock onee san to do this to me!
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>>16412779
>handjob from a clawed hand
I'm not sure how comfortable that would be
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>>16412787
years of fapping with my grip strngth has made a lot of sensation go away, I need claws at this point.
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>>16412787
It will be comfortable. Trust me. Wocks are gentle.
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>>16412787
C'mon, Anon, It can't be worse than a cancer's clawjob.
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>>16412774
I'd rather replace my lizardman oneesan's milk with this when she tries to drink it after a big workout.
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>>16412795
>cancer's clawjob.
wouldnt be so bad if shes in her softshell phase.
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>>16412787
>he doesn't want to get stroked by a dragon's delicate claws
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>>16412800
You mean after molting? It'd probably be good. But someone would REALLY have to have confidence and trust in her to do that with her regular pincers.
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>>16412816
are you a bad enough of dude to break up with her in the middle of a handjob?
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>>16412774
I hope Automatons can use lactation potions.
>until this wears off
Like that'd ever happen.
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>>16412821
No, but I'd be flipping out trying to remain composed.
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>>16412805
hey, don't go putting words in my mouth. I'd love a handjob from a cute dragon, but I'm just saying that Jabberwocks have some pretty large claws
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>>16412821
what if it just turns one of their arms into a gas pump that pumps out milk?
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>>16412774
>Implying I'd get the cheap stuff that wears off
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>>16412822
That would be pretty stupid. Just get the nearest gremlin to add a lactating function to her.
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>>16412828
meant for>>16412822
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>>16412831
>Lactating function
So would the Automaton in question need regular refills?
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>>16412834
Anon, you're a mess.
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>>16412837
Yep, you can add any kinds of milk to her.
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>>16412844
Any kind, huh?
Well, it's time to break some chocolate syrup.
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>>16412839
....I kinda want to make that goblin bigger at both ends for science.
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>>16412857
She's already a thick titcow.
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>>16412862
And you think we can't go further?
Science demands it!
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>>16412760
Don't blame me for your shit taste.
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>>16412839
>No shortstack Gremlin to fuck relentlessly while praising her sexy body.
>You'll never see her furious blush as her self confidence rises with every orgasm
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>>16412749
Sub lolis are vastly inferior to Haughty NEET subs.
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>>16412871
>n-n-no you!
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>>16412877
What about haughty NEET sub lolis?
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>>16412888
>W-whaa? This isn't like my doujins at all!
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>>16412499
'Sometimes' means about once, out of ~3 times it's been ever used?
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>>16412877
>implying neet girls are haughty
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>>16412905
I can see one being haughty/.
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>>16412904
Doesn't relate to what it is. I just reminds me that I actually made a fucking pepe edit.
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>>16412905
>implying power bottoms aren't a thing.
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>>16412909
Doesn't relate to how many times it was used* I mean

Holy fuck
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I want a furiously blushing dragon to knock on my door with a crudely made valentines letter and homemade chocolates
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>tfw no lewd gazer gf

https://i.imgur.com/gx5PxNE.jpg
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>>16412915
She could've just put the letter in the fucking mailbox.
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>>16412915
That sounds very cute! Would be really funny to see what she says.

>"H-Here mortal. Take t-this token of gratitude. I-I don't like you to anything! It's just a r-reward for being such a loyal m-mortal!"
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>>16412918
Good.
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Is there a list of MGs barbk has not drawn?
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>>16412933
Much to my sadness, he has not drawn a jinko
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>>16412918
Are all Gazers thicc?
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Whatever happened to the drawfag that was working on that sweater Shoggoth?
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Can a living doll bear a child?
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>>16412905
>Hah, work? Such a thing is beneath me. I paid my dues over five centuries ago and thanks to greedy humans my coffers grow themselves.
>Work is beneath both of us, darling. Now shut up and put your head on my lap, the next episode is starting.
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>>16412937
only the good ones
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>>16412939
Ho boy that is one insane salamander that knows her stuff.
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>>16412918
>No nerdy NEET Gazer girlfriend to sit on your face.
>She'll never tell you that if you can make her cum before she finishes what she's doing ingame that she'll rock your world.
Damn it.

>>16412923
Would she lose all composure if you kissed her on the cheek as thanks?
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>>16412953
No tits though. And they can't be taller than me.
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>>16412923
>"Ah, good timing. I wanted to give you something too."
>it's a handmade card with a picture of you and her sitting on a pile of gold and gems, and says "I treasure you."
>she nearly heart-pupils right in front of you
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>>16412956
Rude.
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>>16412933
Jinko, it seems tiger is not a valid option.

There's also a tonm of others I could list but it'd be pretty long. There's so many monster girls that even the most based of drawfags don't have enough time to do them all.
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>>16412954
How would she react if I picked her up, sat her down on my lap and then took out my dick and started fucking her plump thighs and groping her soft tits?
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>>16412957
Her love letter would also just be a copper plate that is etched with her confession of love.
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>>16412971
>she nearly heart-pupils right in front of you
Anon, that's how you get a Dragon to tackle you to the ground, rip off your pants and then furiously ride you until every drop of your cum is inside her.
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>>16412977
mildly concerned, because she's 7ft tall. You can't watch the show with her like that. But if you aren't interested, she'll just sit back and enjoy it.
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>>16412991
What if I slid my dick into her pussy?
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>>16412986
if she does, I'll rub her reverse scale until she goes crazy. hopefully, by the end of it she'll be stuffed with cum and we'll both be too sore to move for a couple days
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>>16412995
She'll enjoy it even more.
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>>16413006
She'll carry you off to her manor before the soreness sets in so you can cuddle on her bed and watch movies together.
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>>16412933
He's never drawn a Holstaur unfortunately.
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>>16413019
He never will unless someone pays him
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>>16413028
Where do I send my money to Barb to draw something? I don't see any commission info on his tumblr so I assume he doesn't take them
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I've been away from these threads for a little bit. Has the rest of dark mage been translated?
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Say anons, give the hugbox nature of KC's MG-land, what would evil MGs act like?

And who would stop evil MGs?
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>>16413041
>Female villain takes pictures of you in battle for her personal use later on
This is weirdly enticing.
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>>16413054
I uploaded the wrong page at first, but since you like it, might as well put it back.
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>>16413053
Wait a minute, I thought I recognized that girl.
It's that lewd Elf!
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>>16413041
>>16413053
Is this the new thing that guy is working on? If so where can I find more?
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>>16413053
>Look this up
>It's from the guy who did Elf & Orc
>Description of the manga on Batoto is a fucking ">tfw" greentext
What the hell is going on here
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>>16413069
I know her name is black general.
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>>16413069
>>16413071


It's "Precarious Woman Executive Miss Black Genera"

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/zannen-jokanbu-black-general-san-r19657
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>>16413065
>It's that lewd Elf!
Anon, all Elves are lewd. That's like saying "it's that hot Hellhound!".
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>>16413081
Anon, if I specify that it's "that lewd elf" I mean more lewd than the average elf. The lewdest elf.
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>>16413081
http://imgur.com/a/niQBg

Elves are the lewdest.
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>>16413079
>Lewd misunderstandings everywhere
Oh this is gonna be good.
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>>16413079
How the hell do I use this website?
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>>16412910
>"Ah, I'm completely at the mercy of a rapist, just like in all the hentai I've read."
>"I bet he's going to facefuck me and force me to the base of his cock as he cums right down my throat"
>"But that probably won't be enough and he'll rip off my panties and rape me in the ass, while he spanks my ass and tits and calls them useless sacks of fat."
>"I'm sure that after a while of him using me as a cock sleeve, he'll notice my dripping pussy and realize my body wants him to wreck it's deepest parts, but he'll refuse"
>"He'll just say hes too good for that hole and he's not going to take away my virginity"
>"Oh! Maybe if I beg, he'll let me masturbate in front of him as long as I admit I'm a disgusting perverted monoeye!"
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>>16413104
>"...Ojou-sama are you sure you're okay?"
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>>16412925
I'd give her a peck on the lips and she'd melt down with a squeal of delight right there on the doorstep
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>>16413100
Batoto is login-walled. It fucking sucks, but at least it will never timeout your login, so it'll never nag you again unless you reset your cookies. And unlike most other major hosts, they don't watermark images or downgrade page quality.
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>>16413105
Now that's a different sort of bullying.
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>>16413104
I want to bully her by holding her hand and kissing her deeply, and then cumming inside her in the missionary position
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>>16413121
Isn't batato shitty as fuck and run by fujoshits, like they keep almost explicit yaoi manga on there, but then turn around and randomly remove non-faggot fanservice because it's "nsfw" or """"creepy"""" or whatever. Or was it some other well known manga website that did that?
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>>16413136
I don't care who it's run by. I go there to look at manga, not stand on a soapbox about fighting the powers that be.

If there's a manga I want but can't find on there, I just look for it elsewhere. If you don't like it, don't go there.
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>>16413079
>>16413121
Why not just go to Danbooru?
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/11084
Batoto is locked behind a pointless wall and only goes up to chapter 27. Booru goes up to 31.
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>>16413104
I want to swell her womb with semen.
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>>16413152
How do you think she'd react to being lovingly mating pressed as you gaze deeply into her eye and tell her you love her?
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>>16413038
Don't think so
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>>16413038
sadly no
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>>16413104
Power bottoms a best.
>>16413152
I want to do all sorts of lewd acts with and to her with or without her express consent.
>>
Had mushroom for the first time today.
I'd eat a Matango.
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Brown childhood friend bully with shark teeth!
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>>16413139
She'll find a way him attack her. What's the point of a non-lewd butler?

>>16413152
Can't risk her getting pregnant.
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>>16413184
Don't do it Anon. Resist the pleasure!
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>>16413194
I thought it was going to be awful but it was so meaty and delicious.
>>16413198
I'm going in boys, don't pull me out.
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>You will never turn down royal / rich horse pussy
>Then subsequently be hunted down by bounty hunters and forcefully made to accept the love
>>
I missed the entirety of last thread. Did anything interesting happen?
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>>16413188
>she's outdone me in sports and grades... and even height now

I'm a slut for superior girls
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>>16413199
Well I guess we lots another one.
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>>16413188
Tall girls are love.
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>>16413203
You're right, because I wouldn't turn down horse pussy even if she was a poor peasant farmer.
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>>16413208
>losing to girls
Get ready to be made fun of by the whole school you fucking nerd
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>>16413207
Just the usual, a few anons got into a heated debate over wether Maledom or Femdom is better, someone made a drunk commission of a Satyros, and I think those were the highlights.
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>>16413213
Lost? I'm sure I can take down one Matango!
I am a pretty accomplished game hunter, you know.
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>>16413226
I know that you are going to take more than one matango, you'll get addicted to them.
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>>16413157
Heart pupils and hyperventilation are a given.
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>>16413222
That's what I want.

I want to enter a physical strength competetition to a bunch of Onis and dragons then have them absolutely me crush me. Making me look weak.

I then want to enter a mental capabilities test and be absolutely crushed by smart Anubi and Liches. Making me look dumb.

I want to lose to MGs. Then for them to treat me like I'm inferior.
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>>16413214
As long as it's not shota or onee shit
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>>16413196
A gentle loving butler. That's the point.

>>16413230
Cute!
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>>16413214
As long as it's shota or onee shit
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>>16413245
At this point even an alp or centipede will bully you.
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>>16413248
Your taste is trash and you should know it.
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>>16413245
You are aware that none of them are gonna want you for being so useless, right? You gonna die alone, buddy.
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Owls party until dawn!
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>>16413258
How wild do you think Owl Harpies would be in bed?
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>>16413256
But that's not how MGs work, right? They love anon no matter what.
>>
>>16413248
Is this on Sadpanda, or is it paywalled on Fakku?
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>>16413262
Pff, yeah keep dreaming.

They're gonna pump and dump you.
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>>16413261
Blowjobs with their heads turned back so you get a good view of their tits.
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>>16413261
You could look into their eyes while doing doggy style.
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>>16413261
Well they're predators for starters. So a bit dangerous to begin with.

The fully rotating head opens up a bunch of new positions as well.
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>>16413255
Nah, it's shota and onee/onii that are trash
https://exhentai.org/g/1017915/45a3893799/
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>>16413268
That's not true. MGs marry the guy they fuck. And girls like Kikimoras and Shoggoths love to take care of anons. So you are wrong!
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>>16413281
Some girls will definitely pump and dump him though.
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>>16413281
>MGs marry the guy they fuck
When they find a man they fancy. Keyword WHEN

Like, most of MGE's profiles point that out, if not all of them.
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>>16413279
It's ok to accept you have shit taste.
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>>16413279
oops, forgot to include

>>16413265
https://exhentai.org/g/1017915/45a3893799/
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>>16413285
Like who?

>>16413288
And that "when" is the first guy they end up fucking/raping/taking a liking to
>>
I want to make an unicorn or any other girl who believes in pure love watch a video where anon is gangraped and mindbroken!
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>>16413295
>And that "when" is the first guy they end up fucking/raping/taking a liking to
[citation needed]
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>>16413279
>>16413291
>She's a YANDERE brown tall girl with sharkteeth
I didn't expect that. Unf.
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>>16413296
If you show that to an unicorn she might transform because it's too lewd.
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>>16413290
But you are the one having shit taste, m8

>>16413300
>yandere
Nah, that's mistag
How is she yandere?
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>>16413297
Monstergirls aren't 3D women.

There's your citation
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>>16413296
But anon, that's just going to make her go rape anon herself so she can become a Bicorn and force those girls to take responsibility!
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>>16413307
>Source: My headcanon
lol

I've heard people here saying stuff like they'd love to bring back the "old ways" of monstergirls where people feared them as a legitimate threat/rape machines, yet you show up and pull this kind of shit
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>>16413258
Unf, these chapters.

I want to date a cute little kitty cat!
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>>16413290
>likes shota shit
>thinks he has good taste
And here I thought people like you were just a rumor.
>>
>>16413295
>Like who?
zombie,
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>>16413315
Anon no. You're going to wake the pure people!
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>>16413290
>he likes shota
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>>16413079
>Reading further in there's a cockroach girl with Child bearing hips.
Nice.

>>16413317
>It's heavily implied that there was a lot of interspecies fucking going on in those soundproofed rooms
>That one guy was getting Kabedonned by an Ogre
Holy shit man, what I would give to be there.
>>
>>16413315
Enjoy the used goods faggot. Must be nice knowing you get the left overs.

>lol
Let's play guess who's new.
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>>16413279
>girls for m
nope
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>>16413319
>>16413330
Liking /ss/ and liking shota are two very different things, so I have no clue why you group them together.
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>>16413315
>lol
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>>16413332
That man's in for some rough Oni lovin'.

That other guy has grabbed himself a cute rabbit though.
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>>16413336
Because they are autistic?
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>>16413336
Who looks at two piles of shit and tries to tell them apart?
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>>16413336
They're both shit.
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>>16413341
I thought that was a ogre. Like Tio. Looks like her.
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>>16413315
Read the world guide. It outright states that even if a monster were to initiate sex solely for food with the intention of chucking him after, they end up falling in love anyway since love and lust are the same thing for monsters.
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>>16413333
>Let's play guess who's new.
I spotted you already, don't worry. Would you rather have me say kek instead?

>Used goods
You sound bitter. Struck a nerve?

How's it feel knowing you're too weak to bang a stronk girl and too dumb to get her wet?
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>>16413336
>I don't like shota I just like seeing shotas getting fucked
What's the difference? Both are utter shit
>>
>>16413350
Here. Take your last (You) you crave so desperately.
>>
>>16413344
>>16413346
>>16413356
>my defining opinion is better than your because it's my opinion

Stop this shit now before it gets out of hand.
>>
would incorporating alien monstergirls into an mge setting be cringy or not?
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>>16413361
As you command, lord Fence.
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>>16413341
>That guy with the cute rabbit.
>that guy up against the wall with an Ogre pinning him there.
>That guy who's definitely going to get cuddled by a cute Demon girl.
>That guy clearly about to get fucked senseless by what seems to either be a Lamia, an Elf, or a Lizardman.
All these lucky bastards man.
>>16413347
Oni are shorter than Ogres, so it's probably an Ogre.
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>People hating on /ss/

But that would mean they don't like Kariyume.

Which is impossible.
>>
>>16413363
Eldritch girls technically are, but anything beyond that is pushing it a bit too far.
>>
>>16413372
>Monstergirls become real
>They dump you for a little boy
Yeah, have fun with that.
>>
>>16413377
>Implying you're not the little boy in this scenario
Step it up anon.
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>>16413363
Depends how they where handled. Chaos girls are close enough.

An MG based off a Grey would be kinda cool.
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>>16413377
>Monstergirls
>dumping people
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>>16413377
>he thinks that's how MGs work

If you're the used goods fag who is still hungry for (you). You really couldn't make it more obvious.
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>>16413361
>people hate on loli all the time
>somehow hating on shota is over the line
>>16413372
I've got no idea what that is since I don't go digging through garbage.
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>>16413335
It's turbo-vanilla m8
Girls for m has extremely variyng level of femdom. From just girl being active or on the top to guroing with no actual sex
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>>16413381
Anon, we're grown men.
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>>16413377
The only monsters that would go for little kids are the extremely rapist homeless ones, incestuous and really young ones.
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>>16413381
This.

People crying about shota shit and don't realise the fetish isn't watching shotas fucking women. It's BEING the shota.

E.g those green texts a while back about anon being turned into a shota temporarily by a Dark Mage.
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>>16413381
>self inserting as a kid
Something is deepy wrong with you desu senpai
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>>16413381
Sure, let me go and get my time machine.

Really though self inserting into shotas is stupid, lets pretend to be helicopters while we're at it.
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>>16413377
No, no, anon, they turn YOU into a little boy.
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>>16413369
Gonna tick the 'blood-sucking' box.
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>>16413394
Could have fooled me.
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>>16413388
Hating shota isn't over the line. It's just cancer "my opinion is better than yours" cycle is annoying and clogs up the thread. Wether it be loli or shota. Nobody cares.
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>>16413400
I like to self insert into a monster raping anon.
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>>16413396
I don't see how it's different. It's still shit, I would rather fuck grils while not being a fucking kid
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>>16413398
Well, they can do as they like, but they don't get to pretend that it doesn't say something about them.
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>>16413389
maybey I have really bad luck, but every girls for m thing I have come across has had something go in the guys you know what, hell the most recent one I came across had that and ball crushing
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>>16413376
>Eldritch girls technically are

Not asking in a hostile way. But could you explain?
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>>16413402
>>16413412
Fuck that. The only good thing back then was videogames.
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>>16413396
>It's BEING the shota.
That's even worse.
>lose all your rights to do things you can do as an adult
>too weak to help your woman with anything, even simple tasks
>dick shrinks and can't please her like you could normally
>even if you did keep your dick size it would be out of proportion to your body and defeat the point of being a shota to start with
Your self insert fantasy is just bad.
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>>16413416
Monsters like the Mi-go and others in the Cthulu Mythos are aliens.
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>>16413409
And that's you. And that's perfectly fine. So you do you. And I'll do me.
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>>16413416
Before the Elder powers found home on the bottom of the sea, they first fell from space.

According to Lovecraft. KC just makes up whatever.
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>>16413348
Not him, but if you could provide a source, it would resolve many needless arguments
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>>16413416
In Lovecraftian lore most if not all the weird beings were from another planet. For example the Elder Things who were meant to have "build" the Shoggoths came from another planet.
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>>16413411
That is what tags exist for, m8. Half of girls of m is so mild it barely can be tagged as femdom. And other half is ball-crushing and guro with no sex
Look at the freaking tags
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>>16413419
>>lose all your rights to do things you can do as an adult
>Implying
Legal shota.
>>too weak to help your woman with anything, even simple tasks
Depends on the task, but that would make some protective girls wetter than a monsoon
>>dick shrinks and can't please her like you could normally
>Implying
>>even if you did keep your dick size it would be out of proportion to your body and defeat the point of being a shota to start with
The point of being a shota isn't the size of your dick you idiot.

You just have shit taste.
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>>16413427
Speaking of Shoggoths.

What do you think they were like when they were serving the Chaos gods. Do you think they acted the same and looked the same (I know that is incredibly stupid given they're Shoggoths)?
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>>16413348
Yet a fair amount of profiles state that some monster girls do chuck the man out if they don't like him that way and the man himself has confirmed it when asked. KC is inconsistent as hell.
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>>16413440
>Legal shota
I'm a manlet, does that mean I'm a shota?
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>>16413440
>You just have shit taste
Once again, the gods of irony smile upon you.
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>>16413440
Don't reply to his bait. He's just looking for (you)s. Its easy to see from the "everyone else's setting is the same as mine" complex.
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>>16413441
They probably just shambled about as amorphous blobs, catching prey and dragging it back for their masters.
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>>16413412
That's called osananajimi and has nothing to do with shotashit. like >>16413188
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>>16413455
Anon, that's a manlet not a shota.
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>>16413439
I'm gonna mess with Anon's file, so it says he's into scary delinquent girls.
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>>16413439
>Your childhood must have sucked.
Eh, vidya pushed the bad things away.
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>>16413440
>being so infantile you LITERALLY want to be turned into kid
>calling other on shit taste
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>>16413460
Jokes on you anon, that's already on my file!

>>16413461
Wouldn't it have been so much better with a cute monstergirl childhood friend though?
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>>16413440
>Legal shota.
I am legitimately laughing at this right now. This is ridiculous.
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>>16413261
>>16413276
>>16413272
http://oglaf.com/chauncey/

Once again, Oglaf is relevant.
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>>16413449
HA
Manlets when will they ever learn
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>>16413465
I'm gonna noogie that Familiar until she stops being so smug.
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>>16413471
You are supposed to call me shota from now on.
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>>16413465
You sound like a sabbath fag. Would you throw the same criticism at any of the hags who pretend to be little kids?

Besides, I'd only be down for some shotafication if my waifu wanted it. There's no real benefit to being smaller and presumably weaker unless my waifu prefers having some one to dote on.
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>>16413467
Actually life is a lot easier without friends of any kind.
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>>16413473
>That spoiler
A significant chunk of us come here for that reason, Anon.
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>>16413426
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#View_of_Humans

Under the "View of Humans" section. The second paragraph especially.
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>>16413465
I think the point of shota is to really make the "ara ara" essence of perticular girls really pop. I dunno maybe something about being an innocent pure boy really makes MGs have a [A NEED TO CORRUPT]. Or atleast that's what some people have for their settings. I ain't going to judge.
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>>16413439
>>16413460
I have Mouse Girl fever, is there a box I can check for cute Mice?
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>>16413478
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>16413440
>Legal shota.
That's called being a dwarf, so you not only want to look like a kid but have a physical illness?
>Depends on the task, but that would make some protective girls wetter than a monsoon
And don't have any pride either by the looks of things.
>The point of being a shota isn't the size of your dick you idiot.
Proportions, it looks stupid. Having a regular sized one would be like a guy with a 20 inch dong.
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>>16413485
He's right though. No need to feel bad about ignoring friends if you don't have any.
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>>16413439
I hope there is a box to tick for Chaos girls. If not I'm calling the Human rights department of MGC to report this racism.
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>>16413481
>Implying people actually read the canon and not incapable of confusing headcanon and KC

We wouldn't constantly have the whole "no sub hellhounds allowed" argument if people actually listened to what KC said.
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>>16413477
>hags who pretend to be little kids?
That's what the sabbath is and it's so fucking dumb.
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>>16413477
>Would you throw the same criticism at any of the hags who pretend to be little kids?
I do actually. "I'm 100000 yo but I look like a loli" is fucking trash. Real loli or fuck off
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>>16413440
>legal shota

Well if legal Lolis exist then this isn't too hard to believe.
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>>16413488
He's not right though. No need to feel bad about ignoring friends if you just say hi every now and then.
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>>16413487
>That's called being a dwarf, so you not only want to look like a kid but have a physical illness?
>Legal loli is fine but I can't wrap my head around legal shota and have to be autistically pedantic
>And don't have any pride either by the looks of things.
I have plenty of pride, but I'm not sure where you're expecting me to place it.
>Having a regular sized one would be like a guy with a 20 inch dong.
>MGs aren't into that
kek
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>>16413491
>>16413492
Well congratulations on being consistent then.
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>>16413376
so no retro 50s stye campy alien girls?
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>>16413478
That's actually really sad anon.
I feel bad for you.

>>16413500
Nope, sorry.
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>>16413439
>End up at the matching party.
>Not sure what boxes to fill, it feels kind of awkward.
>Check the canine box, you like dogs, why not?
>After waiting your partner shows up.
>Get cicada'd by a gigantic Hellhound.

No turning back now.
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>Everyone arguing about little boys
>In an MG thread

Why?

This is worse than normal shitposting since isn't even relevantly on-topic shitposting. Who cares what some other random stranger likes on the internet? If it's shit, don't involve yourself in it, it ain't hurting you.

Let's at least keep it somewhat relevant to monster girls. Like how long of a slit on a qi pao is too long a slit.
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>>16413511
>how long of a slit on a qi pao is too long a slit
NO SUCH THING.
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>>16413501
>they'll call you when something's comes up
>"Oh hi are you anon?"
>"You put down in your match up preferences that you prefer Chaos girls? Is that correct?"
>"Well we have a slimy mass of glowing eyes, tongues, teeth and mouths here at the department. Its also speaking this unknown Eldritch language. Is that good enough for you?"
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>>16413512
>spoiler
It's a Goddamn Garran-Fucking-Tee
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>>16413491
Sabbath is half hags, half real lolis. They run kindergartens, schools, all the kid's related stores
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>>16413507
Well, that sucks.
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>>16413511
Don't know about you but I'm thoroughly enjoying this MG match up stuff. Crab actually managed to write something good for once.
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>>16413403
It's not really a box, more of an empty space to write out your special requests or activities you want.

What would you write?
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>>16413516
>When anon gets there there's a Shoggoth that's so nervous that she's melted into a puddle and is gibbering in elder speak
Cute!

>>16413517
Great, now I want to wake up in bed with a sore pelvis and a Dire Hellhound cuddling me.
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>>16413531
Wait. What happens if I write some of the forbiden stuff in the preference? Will I get a flayer?
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>>16413532
It's cute that Shoggoths take on an unholy form of something from a dark disturbing dimensions while other girls just blush. It's cute!
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>>16413539
>Just about any.

You realise by putting that, you'll be only one of the choices for the most extreme/niche fetishes?

Have fun with hardcore M, etc.
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>>16413532
>>16413542
Eldrich girls are not cute.
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>>16413531
>Desired extra specicies
Shoggoth.

>acceptable activities
Mind rape.
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>>16413549
They most certainly are. You have no evidence to say they aren't.
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>>16413511
>The point of being a shota isn't the size of your dick you idiot.
Then tell people to stop mentioning what kind of guys they like in their porn.
>If it's shit, don't involve yourself in it, it ain't hurting you.
Does that mean yuri and futa are allowed now? How about ntr? Bad logic.
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>>16413557
They're horrifying abominations that turn you into monsters.
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>>16413531
I want a wight who is into blood sucking
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>>16413547
Then I'll just write bondage instead of just about any.
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>>16413531
>Desired Species
Oomukade, Raiju, Phantom, Ice Queen, Zombie, Shirohebi, Kraken
>Acceptable activities
Mental manipulation
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>>16413559
You mind dropping this shit? Nobody gives a shit what you're arguing about. Take it somewhere else.
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>>16413565
>They're cuties who turn you into a loving husband

FTFY
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>>16413531
>Dragons, any lizards
>passionate fighting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9xzhyp431c
Hell yeah motherfucker.
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>>16413559
>People have stopped talking about shotas for ten minutes

>"I hate shota discussion in this thread so much, I better revive the topic instead of letting it die!"

Genius.
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>>16413573
They warp your mind and body until you barely resemble a human!
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>>16413572
Don't complain about arguments that don't involve you if you don't want dragged into them, pretty simple.
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>>16413576

>your fisting robot has been delivered
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>>16413531
>Desired Species
Hellhounds, Salamanders, Oni, Yeti, Whitehorn
>Acceptable Activities
Mock Dueling and Advanced Cuddling
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>>16413531
>Desired Extraspecies
Monkeys

>Acceptable Activities
Monkey business
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>>16413576
What happens if we combine living armour and an automaton?
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>>16413585
>mock dueling

What?

>>16413586
Kek
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>>16413580
But how do you know that? It's like that dude's cat. You don't know until you've experienced it.
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>>16413594
Y'know Salamanders are on the list right?
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>>16413531
Anything with muscles, jinkos and cats preferred
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>>16413604
But what exactly does mock dueling mean?
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>>16413586
>Not monkey trouble
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>>16413600
Nobody should have to experience being a subhuman abomination.

Eldritch girls are the only girls aside from Siths that should be completely purged.
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>>16413609
You fight smugly.
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>>16413591
Gundam.
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>>16413609
Like training, butt with swords
>>16413615
Dammit, How'd I not think about that?
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>>16413584
We talking Mecha songs for Automatons? Hot blooded crazy Automatons are the best.
https://youtu.be/26TGQkVyV1w
https://youtu.be/EHOPTVBFpgM
https://youtu.be/GpTP61PR5zs
https://youtu.be/hHsvnJ1NqO8
https://youtu.be/Hbnpm-oJ8JA
https://youtu.be/RXR-OXOGOHI
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>>16413600
Dude, don't react to him. He's shitposting.
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>>16413613
I understand Siths. But anon, you can try. But you can never purge a chaos girl. Not only will you have to get through me! But you'll have to fight for your sanity with every bit of strength after a flayer manages to get her tentacle in your ear!

And what's the point of diving to the bottom of the sea to do this? Or just leave that nice Atlanta Nacha and her husband alone. They aren't hurting anyone in they cottage on the edge of town. Chaos girls deserve peaceful lives with their husbands.
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>>16413615
Smug battles with Yetis
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>>16413628
I know. But I find it a bit funny. I'll stop. Guess really we're both shitposting.
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>>16413634
It'd all be over once she gets your face under her plump butt and starts grinding.
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>>16413586
>:3
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>>16413634
That's where advance cuddling comes into play.
https://youtu.be/6dQst2KFJRQ
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>>16413615
Count me in
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>>16413591
Think of a Full Armored Gundam, except at as a human sized Automaton with all dat magitek.
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>>16413632
Chaos girls don't deserve a peaceful anything.

Especially Atlanta Nachas.
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>>16413634
>Snug battles with a yeti

FTFY
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>>16413634
Smugly fight smug and friendly dragons.
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>>16413626
I don't mind Super Robots, but most of my favorite /m/ designs ever come from Real Robot stuff.
Zakus don't count.
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>>16413559
Are you seriously comparing /ss/ to NTR?
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>>16413656
That will only end in both of us cuddling to sleep and her waking up with heart pupils
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>when you're trying to wrestle the Yeti to the ground but she just pins you and makes you feel how warm her embrace is, and you accidentally get a boner and it becomes awkward for you but she keeps going
Why are Yetis such bullies
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>>16413664
Given the vast majority of Gunpla I've assembled are Zeon suits I'd be tempted to agree.

>>16413681
>Accidentally pop a boner while a Yeti is snuggling you to the ground.
>She just grins smugly and starts hotdogging you.
How long would it take you to snap and let her bear your children?
>>
does currency exist in any significant fashion monster controlled lands?
>>
It appears that love can bloom on the battlefield.
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>>16413689
I think they just use pressed gold, silver and copper coins like most fantasy settings.
Though what's on the coins might vary depending on where they were pressed.
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>>16413694
Only in rare cases.
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>>16413689
Yes.
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>>16413689
I hear salt is a currency in the desert kingdom.
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>>16413694
what monster girl would "the boss" be?
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>>16413689
I'd imagine that a big cumload would be legal tender
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>>16413704
Only in desert kingdoms where the Pharaoh has a husband and the Apophis doesn't or vice versa.
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>>16413531
>Desired Extraspecies
Kitsune (the more tails the better), Shirohebi, Raiju

>Acceptable Activities
SS Uniforms
Assertiveness in bed
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>>16413716
what would the official demon coins be imprinted
demon lord potrait on one side her husband on the other?
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>>16413688
>How long would it take you to snap and let her bear your children?
That wasn't part of the deal, I agreed to wrestling and nothing more.
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>>16413531
>Desired Extraspecies
Amazon, Vampire, Apophis, Dark Mage, Oni, Kraken, Demon

>Acceptable Activities
Biting
Scratching
Snu snu
Assertiveness in general
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Do Monster Girls use Good Delivery bars?
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>>16412759
Not all slimes reproduce like that.
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>>16413718
Depends on the region.
I'd imagine the ones minted in the heart of the Demon Lord's territory would have her crest on one side and a picture of her castle on the other.
In Wonderland it'd be the card suits and a teapot.
In desert kingdoms, it'd be a Wadjet and a coiled snake.
That's the ideas I had anyway.

>>16413719
But anon, she's not making you do it.
She's teasing you and edging you until you beg her to do it.
>>
What kind of demonic realms would exist in a modern setting?
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>>16413531
Haughty dragons with a soft spot for romance
>>
>No kakuen wearing a suit that jumps on peoples desks to see what they are doing
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>>16413737
>She's teasing you and edging you until you beg her to do it.
She can make me cum with her thighs all she'd like, I'm not going to stick it in her and if she forces it in I'll refuse to hug her ever again.
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>>16413744
Undead Kingdoms.
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>>16413744
Country green realms.
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>>16413745
>"And now that I've captured you anon, you'll spend your days enjoying my company!"
>Wait you're not going to rape me?
>"Do you think I'm some barbarous Orc? No anon, I'll become your wife through my cunning and beauty~ Just like in my favorite novels!"
>Wait wha-
>"Yes! Just like a heroine in a romance novel I'll woo the heart of my beloved man until he loves me as much as I love him! Then we'll kiss beneath the gentle light of the moon as hestartsreachingaroundmeandunhookingmybrastrapsandourkissbecomesmorepassionateandwegazeintoeachotherseyeswhilemakingababy~!"
>...She's an excitable one.
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>>16413748
What?
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>>16413752
She's not forcing it in anon, she's going to make you want to do it.
It's like you don't even get how seduction works.
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>>16413769
I've never been seduced before, so I don't even think it'll work.
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>>16413774
Oh you poor naive child.
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>>16413780
I just really hope I don't cause her to lose confidence as a woman, I might actually feel bad if that happened.
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>>16413744
Pleasure cities.
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>>16413079
>Author almost died multiple times while making this

Holy fuck Jin slow down bro
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>>16413744
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>>16413801
>Red light district the size of a city
>Sex shops and love hotels everywhere
>Glory holes in every bar
>Restaurants that make food with raging mushrooms
Sounds absolutely degenerate and I want to go there once
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>>16413810
The chapters are short, how the fuck does that happen?
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>>16413813
>Red light district
how would prostitution still be a thing in monster control lands?
>>
>>16413819
enslaved men?
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>>16413819
Sex for fun is impossible, so maybe it would be filled with red monsters.
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>>16413531

>Desired Extraspecies
Kitsune (mature is fine too!)

>Acceptable Activities
Try me
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>>16413819
Maybe it's just where the desperate monsters and humans go looking to get hitched?
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>>16413818
>Spoiler
I don't want a muscle girl gangbang
I just want one
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>>16413819
Some monsters would love that they could be paid for having sex, and men could make an living off it if the don't get hitched.
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>you will never be the part of a knight/dragon knight team
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>>16413819
Male brothels
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>>16413852
It would end in the first day.
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>>16413847
I really want to see them high fiving after a job well done
>>
>>16413852
I want a monstergirl to hire me and then swear to bring back my smile!
>>
>>16413851
Freudian slip, now they know I'm a sucker for muscles
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>>16413866
High fiving her big meaty claw must be funny
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>>16413813
Don't forget the porn companies and the soaplands where you have to rub down OL tanukis tired after a long day.
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>>16413859
How so
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>>16413847
Now I want a Dragon to teach me how to fight
>tfw no Dragon to teach you how to use a pole-arm properly
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>>16413877
Musclegirl gyms with coed saunas
>Be janitor there
>Hate life
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>>16413879
The monsters would just buy or steal the guys.
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Consider the following:
Fujobuses are the best girls. Fujodin-chans come close, but not quite to the same level.
>>
I'll take one White Horn or one Yeti. Either one is fine, I'm not too picky.
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>>16413885
>would just buy
isnt that the point?
>>
>>16413880
Dueling with a dragon while she teaches you how to fight must be so fun. When you start getting over yourself she goes ahead and gives you a playful tail bash, knocking you onto the ground with a smug face.

Fuck I want to fight my waifu.
>>
>>16413892
>Fuji anything
>Not a heaping, steaming pile of shit
The implications of you picking two are amusing, to say the least
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>>16413902
They would buy him forever.
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>>16413913
Fujo, fucking phone
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>>16413892
im not considering that and i will in fact oppose this view
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>>16413892
That's gay.
>>
>>16413892
Don't push that fujo shit on other races, it already ruined monoeyes.
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>>16413885
That's why there's an oni security. The tanuki don't want to inversion to go away.

>>16413902
Not the same. what you want is the male auction.
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>>16413892
This >>16413922
Shit's not appealing at all.
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>>16413940
Whoa, I thought nerdy Succubutts were popular here.
>>
>>16413915
>>16413937
the business model could be a rent and have the choice to buy if you want him
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>>16413937
I want to be auctioned off to a cute NEET Anubis Ojou-sama as a husband.
>>
>>16413946
A girl can be a nerd without wanting to see guys fuck each other.
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>>16413946
Nerdy monstergirls are okay, but forcing them them to also be fujoshi is tiresome.
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I want to get enveloped by this Slime creature.
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>>16413926
>Can't jog anymore, too tired
>After much struggle dragon accepts your pleads
>"But..."
>She has the "I'm going to princess carry you back home in public" face
>Get the strength back to go home on your own
>>
>>16413946
Nerdy =/= Fujo anon
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>>16413964
Fine, mojo, whatever
>>
>>16413962
It'd all be worth it to collapse on the bed and cuddle with her for the rest of the day while playing vidya.
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>>16413957
Adding to this, think of what would happen if someone started talking about monster girls liking yuri doujins and wanting to see girls make out.

It would get chased out of the thread yet somehow if you change "girls" to "guys" and it gets a bit of tolerance even though it's still homosexuality. Glad to see it being given equal treatment for a change.
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WockFag just commissioned this group picture from Carrot-kun of Miia Wock, and Gazer and the 3 of us as well.

It got done pretty fast, I'd recommend reaching out to Carrot if you're interested, from what I understand, prices are really good as well.
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>>16413955
I want to see that NEET Anubis' reaction when her mom shows up with a man in tow, and tells her that this is her husband now.
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>>16413953
They could run away with him then. No, they have to stay inside the brothel's facilities.
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>>16413982
She knows when to rest and when to exercise. She is getting waifued over and over again.
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>tfw no art of Hellhounds with a body like pic related
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>>16414010
That face is pretty manly though
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What's thread's opinion on new Zelda fish?
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>>16414014
As opposed to the rest of it being quite feminine?
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>>16414016
waiting for more art but so far I'm interested.
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>>16413946
Pudgy nerdy fujo succubus are where it's at.
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>>16414014
I don't mind

>>16414016
They're cute!
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>>16414020
I don't know, it just looks off to me. Looks like he just drew a male bodybuilder and bolted on tits and widened the hips a little
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I want to teach a Salamander the joys of jolly cooperation.
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>>16413991
Jabberwock is Tall!
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>>16414029
I like flat chested nerdy Succubutts.
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>>16414050
They're tall so your face is at the level of her chest!
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>>16413991
That's a big Dragon
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>>16413991
This is just narcissism.
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>>16414052
>flat
>nerdy

Ew.
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>>16414000
>They could run away with him then
the guys are taged
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>>16414016
Link will tap thicc bushy browed Zelda's ass instead.
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>>16414068
Tall flat nerds are the best. They're so gangly and awkward that they make the best bullying and molesting victims.
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>>16414073
So?
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>>16414065
Waifufaggotry is at least a bit about narcissism at it's very core.

And that's ok
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>>16414065
It's just a cute picture.
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>>16413991
>from what I understand, prices are really good as well.
can you give me examples of commisions and what they cost?
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>>16414111
Theirs? Or just in general?
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>>16414119
in general , my next paycheck isn't until two weeks from now but though
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>>16414111
>>16414124
>Commissions in general
This varies widely depending on the artist, their skill, their demand, and where they live.
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>>16414099
Everything is narcissistic. All the things you do voluntarily is to make you feel better/happy.
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>>16414065
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
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>>16414131
kind of miscommunication , when you ask theirs I thought you were referring to the specific picture you posted,
no I do want to know about the artist.
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>>16414145
Redcaps are for footjobs
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>>16414124
Well, as you'd expect, commissions are going to vary heavily from artist to artist.
It's usually less about the actual quality of the art, and more about the popularity of the artist.

But usually you can expect to pay somewhere around 40-50 or so dollars for one full body fully colored character.

Like I said though, that's going to vary a lot, I've commissioned people that cost like, 10 bucks for great art of 2 people, and people who (at least now) charge 80 dollars for the same thing and not too much better quality.

The main key is just to look for an artist who's style you think will best match the picture you want.
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>>16413901
I'll take a White Horn that traded clothes with a Yeti so she's wearing a fur bikini and blue scarf
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>>16413998
Blushing, followed by her complaining to her mother about being embarrassing before dragging you into her room to be her daki anyway while her mother Ara Aras.
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>>16414063
>Yet
Don't tease me like that!
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>>16414163
It'd be funnier if the man is about the same age has her daughter. Also a story about NEET anon who has a Danuki mother who tries and get him married.
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>>16414165
She's strong. But I bet she's a real cutie on the inside!
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>>16414111
>>16414124
>>16414148
Currently all her slots are closed

http://onetruevegetable.tumblr.com/
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>>16414155
>The main key is just to look for an artist who's style you think will best match the picture you want.
well my idea is to have cerea and miaa from monster musume wearing basketball shorts and jerseys while they are playing basketball, cerea is jumping for a slam dunk and miaa is stretching up to block her
also lala's head and the basketball got accidentally switched.
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>>16414171
Being the same age as the NEET Anubis was the plan the whole time anon
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>>16414149
Sadistic loli footjobs are justice.
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>>16414175
I wanna play with her tail!
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>>16414186
kind of a uh...masculine face.
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>>16414178
That sounds like a very strange commission anon
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>>16414190
I'd still kiss that face
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>>16413961
She's a Shog, but good taste.
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>>16414198
You're a good man, she's a lovely girl.
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>>16414198
>Those abs
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>>16414198
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>>16414251
>Afraid of nothing, except public speaking
You're killing me.
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>>16414235
>Blonde drills Shog
Literal perfection. I wish I could hug her forever. I want to enter her dick first and really merge with her in body and soul.
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>>16414240
How would a monstergirl react to seeing a human man do that?
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>>16414271
had to reread that
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>>16414271
Hyphens are important.
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>>16414251
>>16414285
Please do not post unrelated images.
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>>16414277
>"Good. You've assumed the slut position"
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>>16414292
I don't know about you, but if I asked for that delicious brown cat goddess to ride my dick senseless with her fat cat ass then I wouldn't consider any of that to be rape.
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>>16414271
Anon no, the shogg has that face going now.
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>>16414295
If >>16414010 gets to post men, so should other anons.
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>>16414317
Weak bait.
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>>16414295
*Please delete unrelated images within 30 minutes.
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You think the mile high club takes a different meaning with mamono?
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>>16414326
No.
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>>16414317
But people post men here all the time.
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>>16414309
I hope she's making the "I will now proceed to hug you so hard you sink halfway into me" face. Because that's what I want to happen, and then also to hump her Shog hips from halfway inside her so that her cervix caresses my shaft going both ways.
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>>16414326
No plane involved.
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>>16414326
there was a side story in mgq where a harpy does you while flying and threatens to drop you to your death if you dont cooperate
kind of a fear boner type deal.
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>>16414390
Clothed sex a best. I want a busty maid or gothic lolita to sitting ride me and hug my face into her bust.
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>>16414010
>You're at a bar.
>This girl comes along, picks you up, carries you under her arm back to her place and says that you are now her husband

What do you do?
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>>16414390
I had the same fetish, except it involves a manticore, a desk and only being hear what's going on with my dick being pumped and my vision blocked by pussy.
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>>16414423
Say that she needs to prove her worth.
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>>16414423
Struggle for a bit and question why no one's stopping her, once we're outside, I resign to my fate of pelvis shattering suspended congress.
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>>16414341
She's making several faces actually.
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>>16414423
call the A team
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>>16414445
Ok. You keep telling yourself that after she puts you in the hospital with a few broken brones. If you survive. You are a worthy husband.

>>16414451
That's a good boy.
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>>16414462
Wow, if she breaks my bones I'm getting a divorce. She is the one that wants to marry, not me.
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>>16414423
Call security. This is the third time it happens this month.

I hate this job.
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>>16414473
>he thinks he gets a choice
>he thinks she'll let him leave
>he thinks he won't just be held down and spooned until he calms down
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>>16414454
I hope the faces contain that one about hugs, and also the "I wonder how hard I'll have to concentrate to keep the wedding ring where it belongs and not let it droop" one.
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>>16414423
Reload a previous save file I made before entering the bar.
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>>16414486
Yandere dire girls are scary!
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>>16414486
I'll hate her forever and there is little she can do to change that. She better prove herself or else I'm raping a random girl.
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>>16414498
And also very delicate. A big strong girl like that knows she can accidentally hurt her husband.

>>16414513
She'll slowly grow on you. Don't you worry.
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>>16414482
That's the sort of thing I love.

Denying you vision of the tail milking would also appeal to a Manticore's cruel side too, there's a good chance she would get off on it.
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>>16414527
Huh, I thought we were all in agreement there.
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>>16414526
For her to grow on me she must first show why I should keep being her husband.
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>>16414482
Girls have FOUR mouths!
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>>16414530
Huh?
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>>16414527
But I get the feeling that it'd be a happy married life too anon. Just imagine the cuddles after she's done milking you dry.

>>16414534
And you've gotta satisfy all of them!
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>>16414534
You know, that reminds me I still somehow don't have that pic. That gives me something to do.

>>16414548
I was just implying that manticores are the best candidates for that kind of play.
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>>16414600
Waifufags are made for wars.
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>>16414600
>waifufag wars
that sounds like an idea of a manga,
a waifu war on an imageboard personified as a fantasy battle.
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>>16414093
If your closeness to your waifu depends on how much money you spend on them, you need to do some introspection.
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>>16414550
Oh it would be a happy married life for sure, lots of cuddles after her experimental ways to make her man feel a tiny bit uncomfortable in sex at the same time as making it feel good.
>>16414596
>I was just implying that manticores are the best candidates for that kind of play.
Oh, I completely missed that. Late night drinking will do that, I blame the satyros op.
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>>16414613
Careful not to make another commission.
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>>16414610
I guess you're right. I just want to show I love her.
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>>16414638
Just knowing that you love her is enough to make her happy, Anon.
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>>16414600
> Just three waifufags
heh
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>>16414613
I just get the feeling that Manticores would be the type of girls to kiss their husbands all over and shower them with affection after raping them dry.
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>>16414609
Wouldn't be the first time I imagine that with anons and think it would be pretty fun and retarded.
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>>16414645
He's probably referring to the content of the picture.
The alternative is him being blind.
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>>16414645
Referring to that and the waifu group pictures in general
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>>16414617
I'm not that guy but I learned from his mistakes thankfully.

Besides I usually think of commission ideas when trying to sleep and forget them when I wake up
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>>16414638
While I do spend what is probably too much money on Miia, the real thing that makes me feel close to her isn't the money, it's the effort I put into projects, working on self improvement, and coloring pictures of her when I drink.

There's lots of things you can do if you don't have the money to burn on pictures anon.
Hell, a good chunk of Gazerfag's stuff was free, he just asked a lot of people if they did requests and was polite and persistent
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>>16414679
This is where my envy for you guys is coming from. Stuff like this.
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>>16414700
You can always start somewhere.
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>>16414679
Updates on the pic you're getting?
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>>16413652
My heart is reserved for a full size Gundam. Together we'll beat the shit out of Kaiju who want to rape me.
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>>16414679
Yeah well, Gazerfag has always been some sort of super lurker. I remember random pics in unrelated threads, say for example that beach with a lot of waifus, and Gazer outta nowhere.

I guess the lesson is to keep trying or some other boring saturday morning tier moral.
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>>16414715
No sketch updates, I just sent references for the clothes I want on both of them yesterday.

Going by the rate they've been doing stuff at, I should get something by tomorrow, but it's the weekend and they might be doing something.

My request was pretty detailed so I'm not expecting anything super fast.
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>>16414679
>it's the effort I put into projects, working on self improvement, and coloring pictures of her when I drink.
>polite and persistent

Fuck.
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>>16414308
>Fat feline fanny
Now you're just giving me more incentive to actually write this to the end.
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>>16414752
Just be polite and persistent, Anon!
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>>16414770
Just be yourself.
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>No grapesnake to cuddle with on cold nights
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>>16414648
Would they also be very territorial and react in ways that are wholly disproportional to the supposed slight inflicted by another on their husband?
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>>16414780
That won't do.
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Don't forget

Oomukades are predators
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>>16414755
Wait, there's a story?

>>16414784
I just want to cuddle a monstergirl to bed anon.
Do you know how great it would be a to cuddle a chubby grapesnake and see her smile?
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>>16414788
They'd be very jealous and would cling to their husbands if they think another girl is trying to move in on him.
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>>16414784
It's a shitty winter dry here. So it's not even rainy at night. It's just fucking cold and dry. So I can't even imagine myself cuddling with my waifu on a rainy night. Not only do I have to imagine my waifu, I have to imagine rain aswell.
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>>16414795
Chubby Monster Girls are the best cuddlers
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>>16414794
I want one to prey on me.
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>>16414795
I want to be offered as a sacrifice to the grapesnek just to willingly hug and kiss her cheek and whisper i will be her husband

many little sneks will be made that day
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do you think KC will still have the drive to keep doing mge if he got a gf/wife?
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>>16414821
Nothing saying he hasn't got one already, the guy doesn't talk much about his personal life.
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>>16414821
>draws imaginary monster girls and writes personalities/sexual fantasies to go with them
>implying he has any chance at all to get any sort of attention from women

I think we're safe for a long time.
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>>16414831
true but the one time that he did he implied he was lonely and even suicidal before he started doing mge.
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>>16414819
How many Daughterus can Apophis' have a time?
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>>16414809
Especially if cuddlefucking is involved.

>>16414819
>"Oh? Well done my servants. Yes, this one will make a fine husband after I break him into i-"
And then after you do what you said you would.
>"...We're making babies. Lots of babies. RIGHT. NOW. DROP THOSE PANTS WE'RE NOT LEAVING THIS BEDROOM UNTIL I'M PREGNANT!"
And then the Pharaoh reigned peacefully for a full eight months while the Apophis spent every day raping and/or cuddling you.
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>>16414821
What if his wife started her own setting but with monsterboys?
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>>16414795
>There's a story?
Don't worry about it.
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>>16414841
She's not a low tier monstergirl so I guess one
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>>16414821
Why would he want 3d? Thats an insult apologize
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>>16414844
>Cue small grapesnek tackling the pharaoh
>AUNTIE!

>>16414848
Wait what, low tiers breed alot and high tiers barely can have one? why?
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>>16414835
Considering that one anon who had sisters who wanted to be Succubi, it's not impossible.
Some girls are into that shit too. I wouldn't be surprised if there were girls out there that would willingly monsterize to become dominant types out there.
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>>16414851
I dunno, I remember one of the mgq arstist got married freaked out about it and deleted his pixiv and website.
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>>16414839
His work could have helped him find someone, he's a minor otaku celebrity and his work attracts a surprising amount of bisexual women and straight women with corruption fetishes.

At least one crazed fan has had to offer him her body by now.
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>>16414292
Bastet is the cutest cat!

The cutest!
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>>16414857
Which one?
Because he might have just been a coward.
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>>16414866
frfr
the guy who drew alma elma, granberia ect...
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>>16414863
Needs paws.
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>>16414870
I'm mad.
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>>16414877
he ended up putting his stuff back up and drawing again,
seems it was just him jumping the gun.
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>>16414855
>Wait what, low tiers breed alot and high tiers barely can have one? why?
To maintain the balance anon. It happens in nature you know.

More powerful = Less numbers
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>>16414863
More like bestcat.

>>16414873
Just for you.
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>>16414855
>Toddler Apophis looks up to her Pharaoh "Auntie".
>Pharaoh can't bring herself to hate the child.
>Apophis starts acting like the Pharaoh and helps her get a husband.
Cute! CUTE!

>>16414879
Maybe he learned his wife was into it.
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>>16414863
There's been a good amount of brown cats lately and I'm not complaining one bit.
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>>16414894
or his wife learned he made good money with it
either or
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>>16414839
>but the one time that he did he implied he was lonely and even suicidal
What are you referring to?
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>>16414835
Nothing says he can't have one. Many manga authors for example are married/have kids.
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>>16414880
Fuck, that's awesome. I don't want a Daughteru, and I already wanted to date a really powerful Monstergirl.
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>>16414899
I choose to believe that his wife has an Alma Elma costume somewhere in the house.
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>>16414902
You thought that girls like Dragons and Vampires being at the top but also the most rare didn't have a correlation.
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>>16414821
He probably won't. But if he does so help me God. This is my only escape from the real world. And I don't want it to end.
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>>16414911
People can fool others by saying they'll make their dragon waifus pregnant with quadruplets.
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>>16412949
That's me. Sorry for the delay, but I had to pick up a second job recently. I'm like, 75% done the line art, and then colouring/shading doesn't take me too long
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>>16414900
I dont have a copy of it but back when he was having that fued with mgu , there was an email he sent out that was translated where he explained what mge meant to him and why he didn;t appreciate what they were doing with it.
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>>16414918
No problemo, I look forward to it.
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I want a Shoggoth to hold my face in her chest and never let go.
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>>16414909
It'd be great if there was more art of her. Alma Elma is really cute, and her thick tail is begging to be fucked.
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>>16414937
What if she lets go to travel back in time and sexually harass you as a teenager instead?
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>>16414977
only if this song is playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TZbze72Bc
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>>16414977
>That fucking ending
I'm still angry
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>>16414944
I want to hold an Anubis by the hips from behind and never let go.
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>>16414977
Then I wouldn't complain either way. It doesn't matter what state I'm in. Just aslong as I'm with my shoggoth.

>>16414944
That sounds like a lovely ambition. I hope you get to experience it one day.
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So, now that it was mentioned, is it possible to guess, somehow, which girls are the fewer in numbers?

Apart from Lilims, obviously.
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>>16414989
No this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4On0uLqH_I
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>>16415011
Echidnas, probably.
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>>16415011
Probably Pharaohs, Dragons of every type, Baphomets, Liches and Wights atleast.
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>>16415011
Pretty much all of the dragon girls would be very low in number.
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>>16415022
>>16415024
I feel sorry for dragon fags.

You won't be forgetten.
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>>16414989
>>16415012

So what happens if she plays the wrong themesong? You going to kick her out as an impostor?
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>>16415022
>no vampires

TIME TO HAVE TRIPLETS
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>>16415029
you cant travel back in time without a themesong
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>>16415022
It makes one wonder, Wights and Phantoms are probably rare but you can get them from ghost and zombies who are pretty common.
How much cum do you need to pump inside their wombs to level them up?

>>16415030
Vampires are rare too.
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>>16412521
>>16412524
Sorry for the relatively late response; Glad you two liked it, or seemed to.
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>>16415011
All Dragons
Vampires/Dhampirs
Baphomets
Pharaohs
Apophis
Echidna
Valkyrie/Dark Valkyrie
Ice Queens
Gazers

If your waifu is any of these, good luck.
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>>16415029
Source?
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>>16412448
She's the most beautiful though.
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>>16415028
With how in-demand dragons are, how goddamn rare is a Dragon Zombie going to be?
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>>16415053
>Valkyrie
You seem to have forgotten that the CG is handing out hero applications like candy.
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>>16412425
YAMEROOOOOOOO
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>>16415038
Well i guess its time to spend a month of nothing but mating press and creampies for the vampire mixed with humpty slime and garlic

that SHOULD give her triplets
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>>16412490
>We had alex and eris the one with the blind kid and the hellhound
There were also the Seeing Eye Puppy-Girl Greentexts.
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>>16415073
They're not given to all heroes, only the really good ones. I believe.
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>>16415022
>>16415038
>>16415053
>Lilims
>All Dragons
>Vampires/Dhampirs
>Wights
>Liches
>Phantoms
>Baphomets
>Pharaohs
>Apophis
>Echidna
>Valkyrie/Dark Valkyrie
>Ice Queens
>Gazers
>Alices
>probably Hellhounds and Anubi
Is this the official "Good luck faget"-list?
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>>16415067
That only means it's time for an adventure, anon. I'm in the same boat so we can go together an try to find them.
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>>16415011
>>16415017
>>16415022
>>16415024
>>16415028
>>16415030
>>16415038
>>16415053
>>16415065
>>16415067
I feel like an Influx of humans from our side would cause a massive baby boom for rare monstergirls.
Of course that would make girls like Dragon Zombies even rarer.
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>>16415092
Not really. Rare monstergirls have a lot of sex with their husbands too, it's just that they have an even harder time getting pregnant.
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>>16415081
The really good ones don't need them.
Valks are there to help guide the development of heroes, not assist those who have already made it.
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>>16414870
Wait wait wait hold the centaurs for a second, frfr got married? Shit this world still surprises me sometimes.
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>>16415092
There's also corruption.
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>>16415111
I'm just imagining a girl clinging to a Dragon begging her to corrupt her into a dragon in exchange for her brother's hand in marriage.
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>>16415110
yup and xelvy is a chick
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>>16415117
I don't think that's how it works.
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>>16415092
I will bitchslap even gods if I have to to find a zombie dragon, no CC left unloved.
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>>16413531
>Desired Extraspecies
Undead, Anubi, Reptiles, Nightmares...

>Accetable Activities
Anything.
Oh wait, Crabmanland.
No cuckoldry.
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>>16415122
The fuck? I'm WAY out of the MGQ loop holy shit. Now that I think about it, I don't quite remember which designs >she made, this could give me quite some time to laugh, maybe even explain some weirdness.
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>>16415131
Looks interesting.
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>>16415122
I'm torn.
One one hand, she created Lamiaroid and has a clear grasp on the mechanics of the fearboner.
One the other hand, just about everything else.

>>16415127
But what if she really wants to become a Dragon?

>>16415132
Well Zombie Dragons would still exist, so there's still a chance you could find one if you knew where to look.
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>>16415117
Or study under a Lich, or get an Apophis to bite them, and so on.
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>>16415144
Lamiaroid, Assassinroid, Laplace, Knightroid, Drainroid and the Trooperroids are some of Xelvy's work.
She's into some kinky shit.
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>>16415152
>But what if she really wants to become a Dragon?
She can ask a Lilim, but to transform into one of the most powerful monsters takes a lot of energy, so who knows.
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>>16415152
Yup that's Xelvy alright, if the ones who draw them also made the rape scenes "plot", which I am fairly certain they do, then I will forever be mad for Assassindroid.
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>>16414835
It's not like he's an unattractive guy. I'd say he's got a better chance than Crabman.

>>16414845
Interesting. I've found that artists do tend to attract, funny enough.
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>>16415155
Great, now I'm imagining a perky Apophis with an accent who willingly let herself get corrupted because she wanted to bind a cute boy up and have her way with him.
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>>16414944
>I want an Anubis to hold my hand with her paw and never let go.
You.

I like you.
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>>16415167
>It's not like he's an unattractive guy. I'd say he's got a better chance than Crabman.
Witness reports from Comiket pegged him as looking like a fairly normal Japanese man; opposite Crab's perfect fulfillment of the otaku stereotype.
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>>16415166
If that's the case, then given the Lamiaroid and Trooperroids, Xelvy's also into overstimulation and given the Chimera Bug she's into impregnation.
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>>16415158
I guess that explains Lamiaroid's, uh, football appreciation.
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>>16413531
>Desired Extraspecies
Ao Oni, Aka Oni, Ogre, Satyros, Oomukade, Apophis, Hakutaku

>Acceptable Activies
Copious amounts of alcohol consumption
Cleavage shooters
Heart-throbbing drunken sex
NO KEKING
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>>16415186
Wait, what?
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>>16415152
>>16415161
KC's comments on it have indicated that one must have a predisposition towards a certain species in order to be transformed into a particularly rare and powerful sort of MG; even by a Lilim.

Personally, I take that as meaning having a suitable personality and drive that you could see the girl being that kind of MG, even before she was transformed.
Knowing KC, just wanting it hard enough would probably suffice...
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>>16415181
Yeah, I'm one of those witnesses.

There were three guys manning the stand at C90, which I imagine to be KC, Exet and William. I don't know which was which, and I didn't care to ask, but they were all decently attractive Japanese men. Only knock against any of them would be that one was a kind of stumpy manlet.
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>>16414925
Thanks! Nice to know people are still thinking about it!
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>>16415195
Well I was quick checking the wiki but it's...lacking, so I'm just speaking with 2 year gap or so since I last played, but I think she crushed your balls a bit with a basic attack.
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>>16415221
Given the name of the attack I think it's more of a standing footjob than any CBT.
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Poltergeist

A type of slime that is created when a monster's spirit is impregnated by a man. This can occur as a result of intercourse that takes place through astral projection, or normal intercourse for monsters that are purely spiritual in nature already. As a result, most poltergeists are the children of monsters who cannot normally reproduce.

Poltergeists possess the ability to become gaseous and use it to stay out of sight while they feed off the feelings of people living in the areas they choose to "haunt". Poltergeists act to make their environment more "exciting" to the people living inside it, but most can't do more than move around unanchored objects and make strange noises.

If a poltergeist reveals herself to a human(because she feels it is the best way to create "excitement"), she will have no qualms about revealing herself to that same human in the future, but will still hide from other humans. In this way, some poltergeists masquerade as "imaginary friends" of human children.
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>>16415210
>Introduce KC to your sister
>Now you can know all the secrets of MGE
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>>16415251
???
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>>16415240
I got overexcited looking for proofs I'd say, oh well guess she's a little less bad.

>>16415251
Hold on, it's happening?
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>>16415219
Shoggoths are popular in their own right, so new OC of them is much appreciated.
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>>16415272
Which writefaggot would a Shoggoth be an avatar of?
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>>16415272
Oh? I never seen this cool shogg before.

Also, people were talking about rare monster and I think chaos girls fit the bill. So rest in peace flayers and shogg lovers.
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>>16415278
People who actually like chaos girls are rare too so the supply/demand ratio isn't that bad.
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>>16415284
Oh yeah, you're right.

Guess it's going to be painful just for us dragonfags then.
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>>16415284
I ALMOST like Shoggoths, its just the whole sexual finality of melding into one permanently kinda turns me off. Literally everything else about them both physically and personality wise is a huge plus though.
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>>16415295
It's implied you only meld together for sex though.
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>>16415251
Don't think slime would make a good poltergeist.

Now, ectoplasm, on the other hand...
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>>16415295
Can't have everything.
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>>16415246
>Spoiler
That's a tough one, since dancing is never explicitly mentioned in any of the profiles if I recall correctly. I think Phantoms would be well versed in that, and Kikimoras would probably be good teachers in general. Lamias and Girtablilus would probably teach 'exotic' dancing, too.
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So what's the best way to find your rare waifu? Should I team up with other people wanting a rare waifu?
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>>16415246
>Spoiler
Obviously the Apsara, since dancing is their main shtick.
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>>16415307
Depends on the waifu. For Shogs, you just have to believe hard enough.
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>>16415303
>Lamias and Girtablilus would probably teach 'exotic' dancing, too.
Don't forget about Apsarases.

Phantoms I think would probably be better at choreographed dance numbers than intimate ballroom...
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>>16415295
At least it's not mindrape. The usual mindrape I mean.
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>>16415307
Depends on what MG it is. Have a Pharaoh waifu? Better haul ass to Not!Egypt, and prepare to become an amateur archaeologist. Ice Queen waifu? Bundle up and grab a hunting rifle, you're on a one way trip to Not!Siberia!
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>>16415307
I would become an adventurer so I could find my dragon. Travel from place to place, try to build my own little hoard and see if I can find her.
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>>16415189
>tfw you can't dance either
>tfw your waifu will never take the lead as you both slow dance
>tfw never rest your head against your dire waifus chest as you both dance
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>>16415307
For starters know as much as you can about her species, that's always handy to have a broad idea of where to go or what to do. Teaming up would be helpful to defend each other and not end heart pupiled with the first monster that touches you and even plain not going crazy about all this different situation/world panic or whatever.

I would gladly make some sort of merc firm made of anons for anons and go on adventures for rare, plentiful and anything in between waifus. I would probably call it something unoriginal, like Anonymous Inc. or Waifus Sans Frontieres.
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>>16415339
>for starters know as much as you can about her species

If only there was some sort of encyclopedia that documented important facts to know about monster girls
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>>16415246
>spoiler
Wight would be up there.
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>>16415144
it does explain how she would say she was at a loss on how guys got off to her drawings no matter how fucked up they were.
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>>16415297
It's poltergeist because of how it behaves.
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>>16415327
>>16415339
Alright. Not!Eastern Europe here I go.
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>>16415352
Did she now? I just assumed she was a regular pervert and knew they would, and that she got off to the idea of doing those things if she could. Come to think of it I assumed too much.

I'm starting to get tired of this curse of obliviousness, I either leave when the fun happens or I simply miss it somehow.

>>16415358
Orthodox Order territory, you have balls son, humans there are a bit crazier than usual.
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>Spend years mastering unshackling magic and scrying.

You should spend your years studying time travel, like >>16415029 did. She knows what's up.

Raise her from a loli, or send her back to raise you as a CC, if you swing that way instead.
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I sometimes wonder what would be the chances of me metting my dragon waifu.
Can't be any dragon and can't be any other girl. Exactly my dragon waifu.
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>>16415398
The day Latenight graced us with this Lich I was really happy for a moderately longer time than usual.
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>>16415420
Waking up to a yandere Undead tittymonster could make anyone happy.
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So, for the anons who have inclinations, or still do, go to church, how would such an experience go with your waifu?

Would she be into it?
Would she be a bit hesitant?
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>>16415429
Objectively true, as always anon.
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>>16415425
I had a little lizard with my dragon without using anything and no mating presses. It's a 0.01% chance of it happening.
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>>16415420
Yup, Latenight really is an awesome dude. The time he randomly drew my waifu was a very, very happy day for me. pic related
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>>16415434
Monstergirls have demonic energy in them.

Take a guess.
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>>16415434
I ain't datin' no angel, nor getting close to their turf. I still remember the abominations, the burning and the screaming John, it won't stop.
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>>16415450
Well, that's the term they use but I doubt that a jinko would have much issues by being in a church.

>>16415454
Come on!
There's a wide variety of cute angels you could date!
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>>16415447
I hope Latenight gives Automatons and some other girls the /fa/ attire and alt. bodytype/hairstyle treatment he gives the Lich.
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>>16415434
Unicorns would be okay with it I guess.
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>>16415251
It's just weird to think about knocking up a spirit.
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>>16415447
>No dominant Dire Anubis to sit on your face and tease you while she titfucks you.
damn.
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>>16415307
Anubis, so I'd likely take the route described by >>16415327

Haul ass to Egypt, and attempt to find tombs that they may guard. Or alternatively, newly emergent Pharaoh Kingdoms which Anubi administrate.
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>>16415468
Would there be special pews for them to kneel in comfortably?

>>16415472
I'd rather take a dire anubis out on a date.
Maybe I'd stroke her abs.
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>>16415483
Well how do you think that date would end anon?
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>>16415464
I would probably find a dragon, but what about her personality? Like, if she wants me I wouldn't mind dating and marrying her, but if she wants no game then I"ll try to hook her up with a fellow anon and continue my adventure.
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>>16415447
You have a lovely wife Anon. His Mechanic Anubis is also super-duper cute.

Not sure I've ever gotten mine by Latenight (Though there was the one vampire).

Mono, on the other hand...
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Fun fact: This day 3 years ago KC first released the Jabberwock! 2014 was 3 years ago now.

Happy Birthday Jabberwock! Here's to another year of new art and content for her!
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>>16415463
The last angel I tried to date was nice, she was gentle and had a body to kill for. She had some anger issues about some superior angel or goddess though, but nothing important. Then she turned into some sort of tree thing with extra bodies and shit, you don't know what you are doing kid.
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>>16415488
Me drunkenly nuzzling her in bed because I have a strong desire to cuddle when I drink.

If anything, I get less lewd the more alcohol I have in me.


>>16415496
That's why you never go too deep into the eldritch.
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>>16415495
>2014 was 3 years ago now.
Is this what growing older feels like? By the time I'm 30, 10 years will have gone by in the blink of an eye.
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>>16415495
I hate you Anonymous, shit times just keeps going and going.
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>>16415495
>2014 was 3 years ago now.
Make it stop.
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>>16415493
I got the Smug and Genki Cheshire twins from him.
Shame I can't access that until I resolve my computer issues.
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>>16415501
Look runt, she was suppossed to be one of the higher ups, aren't angels like, purity itself? That was beyond eldritch.
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>>16415501
Then maybe you'd be open to cuddlefucking her?
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>>16415495
Dude I've been in this hole for too long.

Also, I guess today is no sex for Wockys.
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I want to run a bakery and then explain to my monstergirl clients in detail exactly why I don't put my cum in the pastries.
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>>16415515
I've got surprisingly lucky with quite a few dragon drawings. Hopefully I"ll be lucky enough to meet her somewhere sometime.
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>>16415398
That's exactly what I'm looking for.
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>>16415398
Unlock her full power!
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>>16415521
Nah/.
Just cuddling.

Especially in bed.

If anything, getting me drunk would result in them getting blue-ovaried as I'd just want to cuddle then sleep.

>>16415538
Jokes on her, I have nos sense of self preservation!
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>>16415467
Agreed, I always like seeing the girls in non-encyclopedia attire. Makes it feel more real, like we're seeing into their day-to-day life.

>>16415474
You'd better prepare to be accosted regularly by other girls, Anon. Some sandworm will probably try to steal you up when you're making your way to the Pharaohs palace, so make sure you can resist them!

>>16415493
Thanks, Anon. She really is a lovely girl. I hope someone draws your waifu at some point, we really need more Vampire art.
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>>16415467
I'll never understand why he did like 2 - 3 pictures from that greentext or those proto kiki ones tbqh famiglia
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>>16415538
So...did I miss this pic or did we just successfully summoned him? Knowing me, I missed it.
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>>16415483
Unicorns in church are absolutely cute.
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>>16415552
Because he liked them, easy answer.
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>>16415560
It's a pic you missed.
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>>16415538
>Get cornered by a Yandere Kuu Lich.
>Suddenly you hear a noise.
>Then you realize that she's making the nose and it's laughter.
>"I knew it.. Ah~ It's too much. I can't contain it anymore!"
>With a loud crack, the gem of her phylactery splits in half followed by a thud as the cross shaped hunk of metal hits the ground.
>"GIVE IT ALL TO ME DARLING~!"
And then anon was never seen again until his new Yandere waifu got pregnant.
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>>16415561
That they are.

>>16415563
Proto-kiki-chan, why are you lewding table-chan?
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>>16415567
About 75% of the reasons for my problems are because I'm just that damn stupid. But thanks for the heads up.
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>>16415538
Remember to not flirt with the customers when working under a lich.
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>>16415563
I love those kinds of ears!

They're so big and pointy!
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>tfw have a permanent scowl
>no MG waifu could possibly remove it
>Just the man at the MGC Bar in his own corner drinking alone

I drink alone...yeah with nobody eelllsseee...
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>>16415551
>so make sure you can resist them!
I should do more cardio.

>I hope someone draws your waifu at some point, we really need more Vampire art.
My waifu's an Anubis, thus the pic related.

I was saying that a vampire is the only thing I can remember Latenight drawing based off something I sai-Oh wait, no. There was the one time he drew mai waifu.

I'll post that next, but here's that vampire first anyway.
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>>16415495
Its the day to impregnate her?
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I want to find a short, wide bladed sword that turns out to be a shortstack Cursed Blade
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>>16415572
Because Mastah fucked her butthole instead of her pussy, so she's taking her frustration out on the table.
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>>16415578
Why not?
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>>16415597
Because the Lich will get jealous.
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>>16415588
Well that's weird.
Maids are meant to be impregnated.

>>16415589
That would be nice.
I'd gladly impregnate her when I'm sober but not while drunk.
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>>16415588
That maid is STACKED!
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>>16415551
>>16415582
And here's the Anubis that Latenight drew (And colored!) based on a greentext or description some threads back.
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>>16415604
You bet.
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>>16415581
At least we can frown together, maybe that is why the only seat that is empty in a bus is the one next to me. Unless it's for a worse reason.
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>>16415447
I hope latenight will draw my waifu for me some day.
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>>16415611
Only real issue I have here is that he drew her thigh gap too large.
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>>16415597
Lich will not have her young necromancer apprentice gallivanting around with young Undead women. Not while he has studies to do.
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>>16415587
I want to be a blacksmith that finds a shattered blade that is a Cursed Sword with emotional problems, and to heal her emotionally as I journey to fix her blade physically!
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>>16415597
She will deem you guilty.
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>>16415615
Summon him.
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>through it all, Holstaur is still my waifu

Am I just boring? I'm happy with her, and want for nothing. But is that wrong? Does SHE think I'm boring?
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>>16415637
That would be quite nice.
I'd lvoe to cuddle that.
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>>16415641
There is no such thing as a boring waifu. Just know that she wants to pin you down and pay back all the love you've given to her.
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You'd take your wife out for a walk if she asked you, right?
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>>16415653
Sure, but if anything, I would probably end up being the one on the leash.
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>>16415652
Hey bud, I would NEVER say SHE'S boring, I'm asking if "I" am. Don't you mistake it, she's perfect.
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>>16415653
Bitch, I live near a sweet ass forest, I'm the one who's gonna ask for walks, well if it's not too sunny...
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>>16415588
>Mastah fucked her butthole
What, do you have the post(s)?
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>>16415641
There's nothing wrong with you, Anon! Just because you two prefer a simpler life doesn't lessen your love or dedication to one her. She loves you, just as much as you love her, and there is nothing that can stop that.
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>>16415667
Allergic to the sun, or do you live somewhere that's so hot that you'll burst into flames on a bad day?
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>>16415614
Misery doesn't enjoy company, you'll have to go find your own spot in the MGC bar to frown in.

Like next to that depressed crying Succubus.
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>>16415672
>*to her
I've been awake for too long.
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>>16415669
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I want to snuggle under blankets with ojou sama during cold nights while we watch corny vampire movies
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>>16415619
That seems unfair for the young man.
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>>16415679
>>16415670
Sleepy anons should go to sleep instead of trying to cheer up other anons.
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>>16415653
>You'll never be the young heir of a prominent exorcist family.
>Your parents will never tell you that you'll bring peace to humans and monsters in the kingdom one day.
>You'll never learn that what they meant by that is that they promised the Kitsune Matriarch their firstborn son to be married to her firstborn daughter to secure peace.
>You'll never be introduced to your bride-to-be at the age of five.
>She'll never be smug, haughty and domineering to the point of practically being a bully.
>She'll never use you as a chair or make you carry her bags around all the time.
>You'll never end up being bullied in school by a pair of extremely haughty Shirohebi twins who consider you a worthless slave.
>You'll never come back the next day to find them charred begging your forgiveness.
>You'll never learn your kitsune fiancee tortured them with foxfire for hurting you.
>She'll never blush when she realizes you know and tell you that "other girls aren't allowed to tease my husband." while bashfully looking away.
>You'll never start to grow closer to her.
>She'll never choose your shared 16th birthday to marry you.
>She'll never gently guide you up to her room to consummate the marriage.
>You'll never have slow, gentle awkward sex with her and fall asleep in her embrace with her plump breasts pressed against your chest and her the sound of her soft breathing in your ear.
>You'll never fall asleep with your loving Kitsune Ojou-sama wife and know that everything's alright.
Damn it.
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>>16415670
>>16415672
>>16415679
Well apart from yall needin some weresheep wool, I appreciate it, but what gift does one give their long-standing girl to let them know they're still just as crazy about them? Its true its a simple life, but what would yall do for your gal to show them 'hey, you're still the most exciting thing in my world'?
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>>16415675
While nothing important, my eyes hurt if it's too bright and I don't like wearing shades. Fair temperature, leaning towards cold but comfy enough, it's the humidity and rain that makes the place, which is when it looks real pretty. That said when there is fog I have to go for a walk, I just love it for some reason.

So she better like to walk, I have spare hoodies if she's too cold.
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>>16415663
>face to face cuddling.
But anon, then you could see just how hard you make her blush!
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>>16415670
>there is no such thing as a boring husbando
True, because boring people like myself wouldn't get a wife
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>>16415703
And is there something wrong with that?
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>>16415677
Don't talk to me like that you frowning amateur, you go chat the succubus and be happy, this is my frowning place unless Dredd appears.
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>>16415704
But vanilla human boys do have their fans.
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>>16413341
The images from whatever chapter of EMG this is from always makes me depressed.
Seeing so many happy men with their monster girls hurts so bad.
I just want my MG waifu to come down and rescue me from this world...
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>>16415696
That's a tough question, since each girl is different. A simple one could just be spending a day together, doing your favourite things, but it really does change on a girl-to-girl basis. It's something I think you need to figure out for yourself, after all, no one knows her as well as you do.
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>>16415714
No they don't
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>>16415717
I would cuddle my vampfu every night regardless of what she is wearing
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>>16415721
But there's something extra adorable about Ojou-samas in Kigurumis
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>>16415696
>anon and his Holstaur wife have seen all sorts of crazy monstrous shit blow past their farm over the years
>love doesn't lessen at all for one another, but both start worrying they're not as appealing or exciting to the other as they should be without telling one another
>anon goes for advice from other anons with exotic monstergirls while Holstaur goes for advice from other monstergirls
>mild hilarity befitting a cliche made-for-tv comedy ensues as both get wild and strange and lewd suggestions on what to do
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>>16415704
You better not start with that, Anon.

>>16415696
I've never really though about it too much. I would give to my waifu a whole life of happyness, doing my best to make sure she is always smiling and satisfied and things like that. I don't know.
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>>16415704
Hey my ideal waifu would be one who hates a lot of things with a passion, I'm sure you can find one that likes taking it easy and just laze around, have a good life and cuddle with you. In fact I'd say you have it better than me, chance wise.
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>>16414600

I should definitely get a group with my own waifu included with our usual 3.

And just more art in general.
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>>16415731
>You better not start with that, Anon
Start with what
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More Anon in RGR monstergirl world.

>Have a house party.
>Quite successful, with plenty of oni, satyros and a various mix of other mamono along with guys.
>Party becomes too successful.
>After awhile a valkyrie cop shows up and starts chasing out the party goers one by one until it's you left.
>Knowing that you had one too many noise pollution complaints filed against you will lead to a summons pay of ten thousand dollars or whatever money they use here.
>The gender roles are reversed here, right?
>You start unbuttoning your white shirt and waving yourself off.
"My, isn't it ever hot in here?"
>Bad acting, but it's starting to work, has the Valkyrie is trying to ignore you, but she's chewing on her lip.
>Time to make the move.
"I couldn't be able to pay such a large summons fee!"
>You undo another button, freeing more of your chest up.
>"S-sir, please u-understand that y-you've had t-too many complaints."
>She tries to say in an authoritarian voice, but the stuttering completely ruined that.
>You were close.
"I wish, we could settle this unpleasantness outside of the system, just between you and me."
>Her breathing gets heavy and fast.
>"W-what do you have in mind?"
>You completely undo the last of the buttons and say in a sultry voice.
"Anything you desire. I even do anal."
>With that sentence, she pauses for a moment, before roughly tackling you to the ground, causing clothes to fly in all directions.

Three hours later.

>The sunlight was peaking just above the horizon.
>The Valkyrie, was adjusting her uniform, and doing the belt on her pants.
>Before she leaves, she puts a piece of paper with her phone number written on there.
>All the while, you passed out from the intense sexual experience.
>And you got out of a court summons.
>Win win here.


>Be at uni, doing your degrees all over again.
>Because while your resume was impressive, employers have no way of contacting your places of higher learning.
>So it's back to uni with you.
>Meet a nice alice while at uni.
>Says that you're really good at math, despite being a boy.
>You'll take compliments where you can take them.
>You try being polite with her.
>However the flirting attempts keep building and building.
>Even sexual innuendo at times.
>She works up the courage to ask you out and you turn her down.
>You weren't no creepy uncle.
>She mutters to herself 'all the guys want big and bad girls.'
>You finally sigh and explain that she has the body of a small girl and it would feel really awkward for you and her to screw.
>Tears well up in her eyes and she screams at you for being a racist bastard.
>In the middle of a crowded hall too.
>After that incident, no one in the classroom talks or interacts with you beside the bare minimum needed to be done.
>Except for the one vampire who sits in the back.
>She invites you out to her club activities and hands you a pamphlet.
>Jesus Christ, the pamphlet is for the monster-girl version of neo-nazis, who have a thing against any girls who are young and flat.
>This world can get pretty fucking weird at times.
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>>16415743
With the "No monster girl will ever love me" thing.
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>>16415710
>>16415677
>Frown Bros get into a fight over who's dark corner spot it is in MGC Bar
>Mantis Twins break up the fight without even changing facial expressions
>Pally Patrol busts in 5 minutes late and says they're here to stop the trouble makers!
>After finding nothing they take the drunk depressed Succubus home like good Paladins
>There is now an eternal rivalry between Sir Frowns-A-Lot and Mr. Scowl
>They always take up residency on the opposite corners of the building so they can glare at on another
>Mantis Twins are always at the bar when they are there
>They leave the moment the Scowlers leave
>Forever stalking them amidst the Concrete Jungle
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>>16415719
Some girls might like the flashy special husbandos, but others just want to have a everyday life with an everyday boy.
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>>16415749
But it's true.
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>>16415747
That escalated quickly. Also interesting filename.
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>>16415718
>>16415731
>>16415729
Well, thanks anons. I'll think of somethin I'm sure. I'm reassured in some small way.
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>>16415758
Do you have a waifu, Anon? I bet that even if you don't there is a monster girl out there that think about you every second of her time.
Little did you know that she finds every part of you attractive.
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>>16415756
I like it, and with free mantis. Yeah I think I found my calling in life. We will teach each other how to smile or some other cheesy thing.
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>>16415773
>Do you have a waifu, Anon?
Obviously not. There's no reason for it, knowing that she would never love me back.
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>>16415747
>That Valkyrie scene

tip top kek
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>>16415787
You should answer that monster's feeling anon. She loves you so much and you don't even give her attention. She is fine with it but if you just gave her a bit of love it'll make her so happy.
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>>16415787
There's an infinite amount of universes out there Anon
Somewhere out there, you're a cute Monstergirl's husbando, she posts about you in /hbt/ and commissions art of you
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>>16415824
That's fuckin adorable.
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>>16415824
>waifu commissions art of a lazy, unshaven stoner.
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>>16415824
I hate to be the wet blanket here but infinite amount of universe doesn't necessarily mean every possible universe.
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>>16415833
how is infinite not also every?
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>>16415824
Goes with my theory that for every writefag, there's one of their characters in another universe writing about them.
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>>16415839
There could be an infinite amount of universes where your waifu doesn't exist.
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>>16415809
>>16415824
She isn't. Please stop giving me false hope.
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>>16415824
Maybe there's another universe in where you're the monstergirl?
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>>16415852
I'd definitely fuck the monster girl version of myself.
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>>16415839
not the same thing, here's an example:
how many numbers are between 1 and 5 if we also count every decimal and fraction such as 1/2, 1/4th ,1/8th .1, .01, .001 ect...
there are an infinite amount of numbers, yet none of the those numbers will ever be 8.
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>>16415847
but the odds of that are very small.
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>>16415833
>>16415850

It's entirely possible though that with an infinite number of universes, where all of those universes are infinite, there could be a world where there are beings that would fall under what we call monster girls, who could have made some kind of media that's about that specific anon that's a hit, or have some crazy interdimensional spying device they use to watch things and get entertainment.

If Watamote was popular in this universe and people could fall in love with Tomoko, the same could happen for anon.
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Good night anons and remember that if you got a rare waifu give her plenty of creampies and mating presses for more chance of daugherus
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>>16415852
I wonder what species I would be.
Some kinds of Kiki cheshire gremlin?
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>>16415854
that's just masturbation.
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>>16415859
no anon, we have to create our own monstergirls , with mad science.
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>>16415850
It's not false hope at all, Anon. I'm sure she is just waiting for your answer, as soon as you accept it both of you will see a whole new world.
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>>16415856
so your saying there are infinite universes, but there are impossibilities to consider?
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Is depressed anon the same guy from that image with a Cheshire/Hellhound who teases a guy too much?
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>>16415875
Not him, but things get a little weird when you bring "infinity" into the mix. With infinitely many universes, you'll have infinitely many universes where your waifu exists, but you'll also have infinitely many universes where she doesn't, among other combinations.
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>>16415889
>Dom Manticores
[ Session 2 Never ]
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>>16415857
The odds that your waifu doesn't exist and the odds that she does are the same.
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>>16415884
There are many depressed anons here.

I'll never forget depressed Dragonfag and his healing process. I hope his draogn is holding him well.
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>>16415895
You lost me.

>>16415896
That would be nice.
All those sisters given to one guy.

Would they all be shortstacks or would have variety?
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>>16415904
Variety. I have a list but it's on my external.
I do remember the species though.
>Dire Hellhound
>Dire Cheshire
>/fit/ Kakuen
>Shortstack Manticore
>Busty Gremlin
>Oppai Loli Vampire
>Chubby Apophis
>Pear Shaped Anubis
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>>16415920
>Dire cheshires.
Would love her.
All of her.

Wanna nibble her ears.
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>>16415924
Get your own, that one's mine.
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How much are you willing to suffer if you can reunite with your waifu as a reward?

How much are you willing to make others suffer?
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>>16415927
The only line I'll never cross is hurting anyone in my family.
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>>16415933
Haughty manticubs who sit in your lap and demand that you pamper them?
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>>16415931
>Non-sexual petting
That's how you get a big lazy Dire Cheshire using your lap as a pillow while purring.

>>16415933
The end goal is to impregnate all of them as much as possible, so yeah. Manticubs.
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>>16415937
Sure why not.
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Raiju
Headpats
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>>16415955
Soft how?
We're not talking about some sort of crazy dire cuddle cat are we?
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>>16415960
She's slightly chubby, but is just as strong as her sister.
She's got muscle it's just not as toned.
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>I will never fall into the tentacle girl pit
One day I will live the dream, but today is not that day.

And tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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>>16415972
That's nice, probably has a bigger rear and chest than her sister
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>>16415985
Yep, but the Apophis has a bigger ass and chest than both of them since she's dire too.
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>>16415589

>>16415617
I'll try to work on that, thanks!
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>>16416007
>Days since
>7

Is it accident? Is it rape? Are they even the same thing?
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>>16416007
So that's what Thiccubus looks like with her eyes open.
>>16416012
This.
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>>16416007
Cute!

>>16416016
Given it's a bar, I'd say 7 days since the last drunken brawl.
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>>16416007
>You got him drunk, took him home...and cuddled?....
>"W-what? It was n-nice! I didn't even n-need the sex"
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>>16416012
>>16416017
Pls no. I don't see the appeal of succusausages.
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>>16415920
>>Pear Shaped Anubis
The bestest.
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>>16416007
>I'll try to work on that, thanks!
As in adjusting that Anubis picture, or striving to not make such errors in future arts?
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>>16416019
>"Sis... I think I might be in love."
>...Demon lord's tits, I never thought I'd see this happen.

>>16416023
She's a little bustier than that but still the flattest of her sisters.
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>>16415780
I get the feeling a booster seat would be involved.
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>>16415747
You can't slut your way out of everything or you'll be in trouble later on.
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>>16416020
Oh please.
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>>16416048
That succubus was made for snugglefucking.
That's like cuddlefucking but more passionate.
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>>16416048
Nope, not doing it for me.
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>>16416062
Have you tried to men seeking men section of Craigslist?
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>>16416026
The latter. It'll be something to practice.
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>>16416080
There's no need to project your shit taste onto me.
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>>16416097
Don't what?
This is important!
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>>16416020
>>16416097
Ah, the wild succubus in it's natural habitat, about to take on its prey. Nature is beautiful in it's ways.
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>>16416097
I hope she's plotting for the yawn and stretch, to drape her wing around his shoulder.
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>>16416110
but why did you reply to me?
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>>16416097
That's good. Practice is good.
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>>16416097
She's eyeing the prey, but will she strike?
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>>16416097
The tail's a dead giveaway. She's about to pounce!
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>>16416048
How many pizzas do I have to order before I can ask Pizzabus out on a date?
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>>16416145
They have a special number just for that.
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>>16415747
I love it. Please write more, anon.
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>>16416097
This bar is full of Monsters with loose morals!
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>>16416097
I want to milk that Succubus.
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>>16415630
>>16415639
She's a tall, tomboyish Hellhound with an abstastic stomach and short hair.
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>>16416167
Gonna set up a Dreamcatcher.

Gonna catch me that Dreamy Nightmare.
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>>16415747
>monster-girl version of neo-nazis, who have a thing against any girls who are young and flat

the alt-stacked?
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>>16416167
Can a Nightmare defeat my actual nightmares?
If so, sign me the fuck up. It's been happening for the past week. Life is misery.
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>>16416174
I bet a dreamcatcher works effectively on Nightmares like her.

She enters your dream with the whole 'Fufufufu~ every minute in reality, lasts for an hour here~'.

Then magical ropes lash out and her and tie her neatly, presenting you with a Nightmare in tight rope bondage.

Then your nightmare is caught, and you can do what you please with her body.
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>>16416173
Now move the bait casually, be sure to pull gently when his fairy bites.
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How about an Automaton Orbital Frame?
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>>16416202
That's not what I think it is, is it?
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>>16416211
That's Dolores.
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She asks you: "How many children do I want nya~?"
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>>16416273
I'm going to look that smug Sphinx in the eye and tell her "I don't know. Let's find out."
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>>16416273
All of them.
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>>16416273
Zero.
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>>16416273
Well that's not much of a riddle.
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>>16416284
>wrong~
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>>16416273
trick question. You could never settle on any number.
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>>16416273
Depends. How many will be as cute as you?
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>>16416273
Just one.
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>>16416273
Lots!
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>>16416273
Two.
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What do MGE Dragoons wear? Pic semi-related.
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>>16416273

I don't know. How many does she want?
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>>16416273
H-How is this a riddle?!
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>>16416383
your pelvis depends on it
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What do you think about office lizards?
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>>16416273
Easy, just repeat what she said as a question.
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>>16416394
How many kids do I want?
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>>16416402
Good night
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>>16416364
In the course of [not] writing a story, I came up with the idea that Dragoons in-training wear practical scale-mail, which provides protection and mobility. Once they've properly graduated, they are then crafted a suit of proper "Dragoon" armor, forced with Dragon Scale. The design being taken pretty well just from FFXIV, which itself draws heavy inspiration from your pic related.
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so just how big are ushi oni?
because I hate my pelvis.
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>>16415251
>>16416406
I dig it.
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>>16416434
about the size of a Mazda 3
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>>16416427
How would Dragoon communities function in a modern setting I wonder.
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>>16416443
thats big but I'd like just a bit bigger
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>>16416445
Their armor would look more like pilot suits and they'd deal in death from above instead of spears.
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>>16416463
I wonder what'll happen if give her some cactus flowers.
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>>16416463
Is she even wearing a bra?
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>>16416470
She turns black
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>>16416489
Turns Black? Oh boy...
https://youtu.be/mk9Arar9JfA
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>tfw you missed the depressed rantings
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Any monster can produce poltergeists, but only monsters that cannot reproduce otherwise will produce them through normal intercourse, and a male partner with a strong spirit makes it more likely. Liches will not produce poltergeists unless their spirit is in their body when they have sex, or a man jacks off on their phylactery.
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>>16416524
What?
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>>16416540
What if a Lich kidnaps a baby and transplants a poltergeist into it so she can have a real child?
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Ayyy /mgt/, is it harder for shenanigans to take place on strawpoll nowadays?
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>>16416572
Sure yeah why not?
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>>16416572
You're makin me and muh Holstaur nervous, anon. What you plannin?
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>>16416463
Haughty Himedere Gold Dragons!
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>>16416598
Anon, that's a highly territorial wyvern who likes cactus.
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I just can't get over Wurms man. The couple of times I've had dreams about them I've woken up wishing I had never woken up again. It's not even like my life is bad or anything, I just want a Wurm more than anything else in the world.
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Fried tofu goes to all the right places.
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>>16416624
Here's one for Dires
>Dire Dormouse
>Ridiculously big, like 7-8 feet tall
>Relatively lean but still muscular
>Has trouble finding love because she teddy bears whoever is close when she falls asleep and she's way too strong to get away from
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>>16416624
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>>16416624
>>16416635
I forgot to say: Welcome back Snib.
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>>16416639
I know, right? sad days
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>>16416642
Life goes on, eh! One can't escape the calcium forever.
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>>16416624
>Dire Hakutaku
>7 foot tall
>Body of a toned athlete
>Likes where traks sutis and listening to audiobooks, will has a think for keeping "the body as balanced as the mind"
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>>16416624
>Dire Otohime dating profile
>seahorse booty thicker than most centaurs
>looking for a qt lanklet for cuddling, teasing etc
>not looking for someone's who's just d2f, I will srsly tsunami the shit out of wherever you live
>won't split the bill unlike other "gentlewomen"
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>>16416624
WE NEED COWS

BIG LEAKY COWS
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>>16416654
big brown bovines best bovines
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>>16416652
So she's a B I G seahorse sugar momma?
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>>16416654
The leakiest
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>>16416652
>She loves to make you sit on her lap and feed you
>Occasionally she also likes to sit on your lap, which is fine since it's underwater so she weighs practically nothing
>More than once though people have thought she was sitting by herself when doing this because you can't be seen at all
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>>16416660
As big as they come, with as ass that would make a Scylla pout with envy!

>>16416666
Add enough silk ropes and one of those really long hime cuts and anything is possible.

>>16416679
>feeling that softness as she settles down in your lap for a very one sided movie night
>watching as she tries and shows you how she can still fit into her Taisho era school uniform
>getting pinned against the hood of her sports car as she reaches for your crotch

An otohime among otohimes.
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>>16416710
>Long Hime cut
I'm slowly falling for Otohimes, it seems.
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>>16416624
>One off

End me
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>>16416717
There's no reason that you shouldn't fall for Otohimes. The only reason they're not the most popular girls in this thread is because too many posters are intimidated by their mature grace and charm and would do anything to slander their reputation in order to make their own waifus look better.
It's time for us to put aside childish monster girls and walk hand in hand into the future with a perfect Otohime wife!
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>>16416161
I will, but I gotta sleep.
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How do you stop your maids from fighting?
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>>16416762
>Having more than one maid
There's your problem
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>>16416747
I like them and their personality quirks, but since there isn't exactly a demand of them, they kinda just get ignored and what not. But then again, quite a few girls don't get mentioned that are pretty solid.
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>>16416763
Double the maids. Double the cleaning power. Double the cute.
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>>16416674
Look at all that milk!
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>>16416784
Don't embarrass her anon!
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>>16416776
More maids, more problems anon
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>>16416797
But the advantages outweigh the disadvantages, right?
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>>16416805
Do you want multiple yanderes anon?
Because that's how you get multiple yanderes...
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>>16416808
Are you trying to disway me from having multiple maids because they will all be yandere?

Because you're only making it better.
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>>16416624
What is a daki demon? Normal daki who became alive with the power of DE or just a demon with her daki?
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>>16416812
But anon, if multiple yanderes collide, then they'll evolve into yangires!
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>>16416819
They'll probably be fine. Just aslong as they don't hurt each other.
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>>16416822
Anon, they will definitely be hurting each other, and possibly you as well
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>>16416824
Maybe multiple maids don't sound like a good idea. But look how happy they are here.
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>>16416827
That kiki is just a clever recreation originating from the shog on the left. There is actually only one girl there
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>>16416829
What if Kikimoras aren't actually real and are just created by Shoggoths to make them look superior?
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>>16416827
If they can't share master's love, they can at least share hi body.
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>>16414770
>>16414780
One or the other m8
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>>16416846
Just be yourself and your waifu will come to you. I can guarantee it.
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>>16416878
I'm not sure I want to be in a relationship with somebody with such shit taste.
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>You'll never be woken up one morning by your energetic Cheshire childhood friend sucking your morning wood.
God fucking damn it.
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>>16416927
>You'll never be woken up one morning by your energetic Apophis childhood friend sucking your morning wood.
Fixed
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>>16416949
>That fancy shog sweater
Oh man.
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>>16416927
>>16416953
I'd like a dutiful Anubis childhood friend who'll do anything to get me up and off to school at a timely hour.
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>>16416976
Anything?
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>>16416981
Anything.
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>>16416976
Make her tsundere and you've got a deal.
>I-i-i guess I have no choice!
>All of the blood in your brain seems to have drained down here! That must be why you can't wake up!
>I'll just have to jerk you off and the problem is solved!
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>>16416997
And then when you wake up it's escalated to the point where she's deepthroating you with several loads already down her throat.
Her blush would be a thing of legends.
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Does a moth loli become a pupa?
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>>16417032
It would probably end with calling in sick and teen pregnancy
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>>16417039
>calling in sick and teen pregnancy
I read that as calling in sick FOR teen pregnancy at first. I bet a lot of monster girls do that, though.
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>>16416997
Where did this Capoeira Cumstealer come from?
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>>16417042
>I bet a lot of monster girls do that, though.
Probably just to try and brag to the principal, the thirty-five year old virgin cake that is sick of all these students taunting her with that bullshit.
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>>16417058
Hey, she should cheer up.
Her school's getting it's first human teacher to teach history after all.
Maybe he'd be interested in a chubby CC Succubutt like her.
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>>16416949
I love it! Thanks anon. Great job.
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>>16417140
But it'd be worth it to see that cute delinquent laying on the bed in nothing but her string panties and a yes pillow.
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>>16417165
Yeah, it really would.
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>>16417111
>comes from the direct line of the anubis clan that served a great pharaoh long ago
>all sorts of absurd expectations are always plaguing her family
>for some reason expectations from her are on a whole new level
>she tried her absolute best to meet them all
>all her efforts receive little to no gratitude
>one day she just snaps and ran away
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Minotaur is my butler
Cyclops my valet
A Centaur draws my chariot
That takes me down the way
Down a river made of fire
A street that's paved with bones
Got a dozen Zombie Skeletons to walk me to my throne
In the Land of the Dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the Overlord of the Underworld
Because I hold Horror's Hand!
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>>16417184
Runaway Anubis with a sack on a stick and everything?
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>>16417323
I'm gonna spook your creepy dark girls with one of those sun flashlights.
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>>16417368
Sun flashlights? Wouldn't you rather try a Sun FLESHlight?
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>>16417323
SUPER NINTENDO
SEGA GENESIS
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>>16416364
>Sylph as played by Ilias
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>>16416364
Is this a drawing of Barbariccia by KC?
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>>16417384
Is she flirting with me? Damn you monster girl and your smile that is brighter than the sun.
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Since tsukumogamis exist and the switch came out what would monsterized consoles+pc be like?
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>>16417449
Different colored automatons with some quirks.
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I had a dream with a really cool sword and shield. I was in an arena fighting with a human colleague and I just tore through her defenses within seconds and with three swift strikes the fight was over. Then I got yanked out of the dream (and later realized I was holding the sword and shield in the wrong hands, especially since the sword release mechanism was in the wrong hand)
Now I wish I could get back into the dream and actually fight a monster girl like a Dullahan, a Minotaur, a Salamander or even a Dragon.
Anyone else have any good dreams or even advice on how to force yourself into a certain dreamscape?
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>>16417489
Look up a guide to lucid dreaming, I seem to recall it working well enough when I bothered with it in middle school.
Now I don't dream at all that I remember.
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>>16417522
>Deliberately lower your bed as much as you can so that when your onee-sama comes to wake you and she bends down, it's an an angle so drastic you can see down her top while also making out her wide hips and the curve of her rump
>And it makes her hair fall on you, which always feels divine
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>>16417457
>Automata that can switch between modes
>Stronk mode where she's big and powerful
>Movement mode where she can adapt to situations easier and travel quickly
>Two detachable lolis to join in
Would you?
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>2000+17
>He still thinks monstergirls can compete with human girls
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Selling oneself to a rich monster girl is the best decision a man can make

I'd like to be purchased by a foreign Zipangu or Desert girl although I'd be more than happy with an undead too
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>>16417608
I see girls walk by in their summer clothes~
I can't help but wish that they sprouted horns~
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>>16417609
I'd prefer one that's some form of thick.
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>>16417608
He who?
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>>16417627
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>>16417649
You
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>>16417627
I see a human and I want wings on her back~
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>>16417664
No white iris anymore I want them to turn black~
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>>16417664
On every loli there should be quite a rack~
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>>16417655
I can tell the one on the right is planning to jump my bones but what's the expression on the left meant to convey?
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>>16417646
Thick monster girls pay extra but they need extra services too
I don't think you'd be able to handle one it depends on her species
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>>16417705
I'd be up for it.
I'd give her all the snacks, sweets, massages, and more than she could ever want.

She could even just laze about in bed for the whole day if she wanted.
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>>16417711
Do you really want to turn a rich, powerful, classy and thick monster girl into a pudgy NEET by spoiling her rotten?
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>>16417699
Probably following her sister
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>>16417721
Maybe.
And she's not a NEET, she'd just be a recluse.

I'd make sure she's spoiled as much as she is powerful!
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>>16417541
Now I'm thinking about what my test equipment would be like when monsterized, like my Logic Analyzer:
>Automaton with doctor's attire
>Excellent neurologists
>Extremely smart and quick thinking
>Arms composed of hundreds of thin tentacles, which could combine to resemble normal arms/hands
>A bit self-conscious and shy (Logic Analyzers' uses are considerably more niche than other equipment like oscilloscopes)
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>>16417732
This is evil
Sure she'd be happier that way but she'd regress in almost every other aspect of her life

Also by making her a recluse she'll ask even more things of you, I wouldn't be surprised if she needed you 24/7
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>>16417755
Then I'll be ready with more snacks and more spoiling.
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>>16417764
Then you do you and ruin your owner's life
I'll worship mine as the goddess she is
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>>16417449
None of the modern ones would have any game.
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>>16417793
Oh ho HO ho.
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>>16417795
Fascinating. This must be further documented.
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>>16417795
I wonder, could this fetish go so far that once you see heart pupils you get them yourself?
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I would like to be the champion of the fighting tournament and with the heart of a salamander
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>>16417792
You're not so bad then
I have a feeling that she'd be a dragon, am I correct?

>>16417795
That's surprising considering how many people HATE them
I love them too especially on seductive species
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>>16417807
In my heart all tournaments are fought in the arena from Dragon Ball.
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>>16416784
She's very sensitive about it! And sensitive when getting it out, too. Just sensitive in general, really.
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>>16417792
>When she indulges in sweets you indulge in her sweetness
>deep back, thigh and butt massages when she lazes around
>No issue if she smothers you and treats you like a teddy bear or large pillow when she's tired
>Give her reach-around belly rubs after large meals

You got the right idea anon.
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>>16417809
now that would be fun, duking it out with monsters in that old arena.
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>>16417845
Please try not to break it this time.
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>>16417853
That is a good question how do they fix it?
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>>16417862
Well after the 23rd tournament it was less fixing and more building again from scratch.
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>>16417871
Oh right it got blown up.
still, fighting flying monsters would get annoying what with the ringout rule
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>>16417608
Human girls are literally made to be loved by men. Their slimy, sloppy Human pussies are designed to milk our dicks. There's no greater pleasure than filling your beloved Human girl up every day for the rest of your life.
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Why would you not want a fiercely loyal centaur waifu?

I mean they're pretty high level and everything!
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>>16417608
>>16417880
The only thing better than a paladin-chan is a dead paladin-chan, with either a need for blood or waaaarm.
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>need to grind out twenty dissertation pages today

What monstergirl would be an effective authoritarian that keeps one focused on a task OTHER than sex?
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>>16417893
I want to be the slave-husband of a group of centaur raiders!
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>>16417904
You know the answer to that. The Schedule Dog!
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>>16417808
Could be.
Could also be an ogre/Ono chieftess for all I care.


>>16417829
Exactly, gotta keep the mistress subsumed in pleasure
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>>16417897
>a dead paladin-chan with a need for waaaarm
I want this. I want her to really grind her hard, cold breastplate into me without realizing it's keeping my waaaarm away from her. Just hard, intense hugs to try to overcome the armor separating us.
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>>16417922
>the pleasure of feeling the soft weight of a truly satisfied indulgent chubby waifu as she sprawls out atop you
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>>16417933
Indeed, that is the greatest feeling
Especially when she's bottom heavy
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>>16417932
Poor, stupid Undead Paladin-chan.
>>16417933
Feeling her weight on you really is the best.
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>>16417949
One should be careful however, for during sexual intercourse, when a large MG is on top, she'll force your breathing to her body rising and falling.
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>>16417608
That brown girl looks nice.
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>>16417795
Could you say no to this face?
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>>16417953
Because he draws monstergirls and doesn't afraid of the NTR/shit taste virus. Thanks for reminding me by the way.
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>>16417953
Because he has good design sense, and actually put in the work to learn proper anatomy.
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>>16416949
Excellent work drawbro.
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>>16417428
Yep.
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>>16418012
Fantastic.
Granted, I'll need to wait for her to do a noon nap before I can restock for dinner.

May also need to grab some manticore venom for the nightly cuddlesex session.

Sweets aren't the only thing she likes to gorge on.
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>>16417984
I can.
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Which MG would watch dumb fighting movies like Bloodsport or Enter the Dragon with me? No hanky-panky involved, just martial arts and maybe blind samurais.
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>>16418038
Hinezumi
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>>16418038
Maybe a Jinko
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>>16418028
Perfection.
>Her mouth waters whenever you bring her a new decadent treat, but never as much as when she unwraps her FAVORITE treat, which she'll sometimes indulge in for hours on end
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>>16418038
>just martial arts and maybe blind samurais.
Ochimusha would love that.
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>>16418038
Ochimusha.
>No hanky-panky involved
You don't get to decide that. Especially not when watching some expert swordsmen perform. It's a well known fact that dullahan and lizardmen actresses in action movies perform their own stunts with real demon silver weapon.
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>>16418038
I'd say a Salamander, but no one can ever expect whether or not she'd just get randomly aroused and jump on someone.
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>>16418113
>>16418073
If you're worried about sudden pangs of lust, just make them pinky-swear not to jump your bones.
Warrior's honor will protect you.
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>>16418071
>>16418073
I want an Ochimusha who wants to commit seppuku every time she fails something or does something shameful

>She laughs at bad line in a martial art movie
>She stops herself and suddenly stands up
>She comes back in the traditional white attire with her tanto in hand
>Have to convince her not to kill herself for the 12th time this month
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>>16418117
>Warrior"s Honor
The fact that they wouldn't go back on a pinky-swear just makes me love Salamanders more than I already do.
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>>16418122
Reminds me of that Kumadori guy from One Piece who keeps trying to commit seppuku but his muscle-hardening training just blocks it.
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>>16418122
She can't die anyway
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>>16418125
I bet you would jump on her faster than she would jump you.
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>>16418117
I couldn't ask her to do that. She'd do it, she'd resist, but once she got worked up she'd spend all movie leaning on me, kneeling half-straddling me and using my hand to get her off while rubbing her chest against my upper arm and panting coolly in my ear while making little licks and kisses and whispering, begging me to let her fuck me.

She'd be like a lewd little warrior zombie on my shoulder, only she'd humping half my body and telling me how badly she'll mess me up if I let her jump on me.
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>>16418130
It's still horrible, I bet that's why she wear bloody bandages in her profile picture
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>>16418136
Adversity builds character.
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>>16418135
I-I don't know what you're talking about.
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Remember, only lovers are supposed to brush tails. Don't let her engage in sluttery by making her do it herself!
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>>16418148
What if my waifu doesn't have a tail?
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>>16418146
You are weak.
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>>16418148
>What act of sluttery is this?
My sides. Please no, they're already sore from the gym.
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>>16418146
Don't worry Anon, I'm the same. Monster girls get a bit surprised when you are the one that starts loving them.
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>>16418141
But I just want to give in, pull her into my lap fully and slip inside, forgetting them movie entirely for a bout of passionate fucking in the lotus position
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>>16418160
Shamefur dispray.
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>>16418151
Well. I cannot tell a lie. I am pretty weak.
I really do love me some fire newts.
>>16418158
I'm not sure how a Salamander would take it though, my house is not exactly flame retardant.
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>>16418164
I won't fight the beast I am. I eat when I'm hungry, I sleep when I'm tired, I fuck when my bitch is needy and I heel when she barks at me. I'm a simple animal.
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>>16418171
> I eat when I'm hungry, I sleep when I'm tired, I fuck when my bitch is needy and I heel when she barks at me
I'm pretty sure that's a Marquis deSade quote.
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>>16418175
Who?
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>>16418170
It can be a pretty bad problem. Surprise attacks would make her flames jump and probably burn everything around her, so you need to be careful.
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>>16418178
The guy they named sadism after. Pretty sure he said the same thing.
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>>16418167
That's a hedonism I'd enjoy pushing my monster girl into....although I do wonder how she'd handle guests coming over when she's in such a state.
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>>16418182
Well, it's time to get some burn ointment then, because I'm not a wizard or cleric who knows how to cast heat wards.
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>>16418189
And so the salamander training arc begins, full of hardships and slaps.
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>>16418183
I'm more into equals and leaning towards masochism though
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>>16418200
I was not saying anything different. Just saying he said the whole bit about eating when hungry, drinking when thirsty and fucking when horny. It was scandalous and highly unorthodox. Many monocles were dropped.
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>>16418212
Well its a pretty common sentiment. Really, it's passed on from this Marquis deSade dude and into common parlance
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>>16418188
Mild disdain and wondering why things are interrupting her 4:30 pre-first-dinner massage, converted to excitement when they break out the alcohol
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>had a vivid sexual dream last night
>just noticed my patio door was unlocked despite having locked it
Should I be concerned
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>>16418222
Congratulations you have been marked.
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>>16418222
I was worried 2017 wasn't going to happen, this is a load off my mind.
Congratulations!
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>>16418222
You got robbed, my man.
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>>16418222
Check your heart, it might have been stolen.
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When are we getting the update that KC did to some of the older girls?
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>>16418265
When the white man gets his hands on the book.
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Dobson please go
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>>16418274
I mostly meant the online update, with the clear new pics and all of that.
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>>16418278
That is a very excited Vampire. I like it.
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I'd totally jump in a hot shower with an aroused Salamander.
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>>16418287
That's what I mean. KC will never release those, so its up to us to get scans ourselves.
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>>16418291
I'd totally call a bath salamander Sauna.
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>>16418293
>KC will never release those
Why? He already released other updated girls like Golem
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Paundo just drew a new and improved pregnant JubJub.
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wight lich
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>>16418313
>>16418297
Bath-times and massages with happy endings?
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>>16418313
Sure, go ahead. May Sauna get a happy ending.
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>>16418318
Hark! What madness do my eyes behold?
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>>16418318
>that thickness
I want to see what an MGE Undead looks like when pregnant.
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>yen have pudgy NEET cockroach gf who lives in the dark

Suffering
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>>16418318
That body is unfair.

Outfit changes are nice as always though, we need more of them like Apophis/Pharaoh and Holst/Minotaur.
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>>16418318
Nice. Now we need a Wight Ghoul
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>>16418332
Why does she live in the dark? Can't afford to pay for electricity?
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Thinking of adding a gremlin and automaton to my pirate story, what would be a good name for them
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>>16418343
Please don't kick your waifu in the stomach, Anon.
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>>16418332
>tfw no comfy roach hobo gf
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>>16418355
Edna Thomson (after Thomas Edison) for the Gremlin.
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>>16418359
Oh you
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>>16418365
ASUS for the automaton.
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>>16418365
bretty good, I can think of an alphanumerical designation for the automaton, to be shortened to something cute, like SU-1, Sue for short
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>>16418375
And then the owner of the gym comes around and tells you both to fuck off because you're taking too long and it's closing time.
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>>16418350
Roaches thrive in the dark. They're exceptionally efficient at consuming ice cream and watching wheel of fortune when no lights are turned on.

>>16418360
I want to hop in her cozy coat
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>>16418375
Would that be low-intensity exercise and high-intensity-intercourse or the inverse?
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>>16418378
He did draw one not too long ago.
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>Other than that, men may also be brought along to drinking parties held by Zipangu monsters who are fond of drinking. At these parties, a man will be treated as the snack to go along with the drinks by the monsters gathered, and he will be ravished by them one after another. Whichever of the monsters takes a liking to the man will bring him home with her, and he will be made her husband
So yeah, careful when traveling across Zipangu, you can end kidnapped, gangraped and husbando'd
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>>16418392
I don't really drink that much, so no need to worry.
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>>16418367
What in the unholy hell is wrong with that vagina
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>>16418392
I will make sure to keep MG repellent on hand.
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>>16418355
The Automaton could be called:
Corsair
Spitfire
Mustang
Lancaster
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>>16418399
Anon, they're the ones drinking, they don't care if you drink or not.
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>>16418392
I don't want no trouble.
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>>16418231
>I was worried 2017 wasn't going to happen
What does this mean, we're already on the 15th.

>>16418246
Nothing of any value is missing.
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>>16418404
Oh, well I'm sure I can run faster than a drunk japanese monster.
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>>16418403
intriguing, but why name it after WWII planes
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>>16418408
It's referring to 2017 the event, not the year.
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>>16418414
Because it sounds cool, nothing more.
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>>16418355
You're better than this.
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>>16418416
I'm still in the dark.
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>>16418421
>You're better than this
I don't know what you mean, is there some reason I shouldn't put a mechanic and a robot on an aging Cold War torpedo boat so they can help keep it running?
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>>16418420
perhaps you should call one Fokker
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>>16418423
It was the Meme Year chosen for the great convergence of worlds and the coming of the semen demons into our world.
>>
Personally I like the Hurricane and the Tempest.
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>>16418403
>Not Emilia
>Not Frederika
>Not Gustava
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>>16418426
What's the boat called? Can't have a nameless boat.
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>>16418437
Don't know yet, want it to sound cool but not too edgy and not (color) (body of water) like Black Lagoon
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>>16418397
I'm sure she'll appreciate the improvisation.
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>>16418441
you can name is Nautilus
thats cool and not edgy, and is actually the name of the first nuclear powered sub.
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>>16418441
Baiji or Arapaima. Both are apex predators in their own ecosystems. The first one is a Chinese dolphin, the latter is a fish that lives in the Amazon.
>>16418457
Also the ship of Captain Nemo.
>>
>No umi osho to flip
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>>16418463
>No umi osho that can break dance
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>>16418467
Well that was random. Does she also like pizza?
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>>16418441
>>16418437
Also I kind of like Royal Navy ship naming conventions, like Dauntless, Invincible, or Avenger
>inb4 Gay Viking
>>16418457
>Nautilus
I remember walking through the P-ways at Nuke school and seeing pics of Adm Rickover inspecting the Nautilus. Even when that dude was riding around in his personal submarine (with a reactor the size of a trash can) he still looked like a sour son of a bitch who just found out his dog got run over
>>16418462
>apex predator
cool, but hard to say. Also there will be a few nautical predators manning the boat, so I might avoid animal names
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>>16418360
I want to lick my way up those legs.
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>>16418437
Wait till you put together the entire plot and then name it with a name holding subtle relevance to something happening in the plot.
>>
So is a symbol of marriage the ultimate defence against MGs? Will the simply ignore you if you show you're married?
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>>16418479
>Will the simply ignore you if you show you're married?
Mambojambo will give away if you're married or not, I think.
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>>16418390
Somehow I missed that one, cute.
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>>16418476
Good idea. This is going to take a while. Fug
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>>16418474
>hard to say
Baiji isn't hard to say.
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>>16418472
Yes. She also wears sun glasses and is pretty tanned due to the amount of time she spends chilling in the beach.

Mess with her and she might flip your world upside down.
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>>16418479
perhaps they will demand more concrete.
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>>16418485
I want something more recognizable
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>>16418405
You better carry a set of stairs then.
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>>16418490
How about just Murray, and when someone asks if it's named after the Murray Eel they get told it's actually named after Bill Murray?
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>>16418455
That she would...although cumflation and pregnancy would probably be a terrifying combo to behold.... She also may need to alter her hedonism when the daughterus are around....

I can always just double the snacks to make up for the toned down drinking.
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>>16418494
life aquatic was a terrible movie though
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>>16418479
They need to smell the sex on you.
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>>16418493
I could just borrowoneI'llbringitbackthankyou.
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>>16418499
At least I'm trying to help.
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>>16418499
Time for you to die.
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>>16418500
So I guess just have sex in your laundry then you're protected?
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>>16418499
I disagree, but this isn't the place for a conversation like this. Unless the Jaguar shark was a shark girl who raped Zissou's team
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Just name it "Isurus" desu.
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>M-Me? I'm just having a look around, don't mind me.
>Say, do you know where they keep all that swell nano-augmentation stuff around here?
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>>16418526
>your talking with the gremlin
>but the dialogue version of the UNATCO theme isn't playing
Fuck outta here, casual.
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>>16418479
No, MGE clearly says it will only help from random snackfucks. If a grill really likes you she will join your harem
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>>16418526
She needs a good spanking
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>>16418541
Will she leave if I want her too?
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>>16418522
I might, right now I'm looking for cool sounding words in Romanian, turns out some of their current boats are named stuff like Volcano and Storm
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>>16418541
No, it depends on the wife. Some will play along and peacefully let her join. Others will fight the new girl.
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>>16418526
Gremlins, even ones with such cute ears, aren't allowed past this point.

You aren't NSF are you?
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>>16418551
>Others will fight the new girl.
would it be bad if I hung around other monster girls to be able to see these cool fights?
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>>16418548
Isurus is the genus name for the Mako shark.
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>>16418561
yeah, I looked it up, I plan on having a shark on board, but she's not the captain
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>>16418556
If your waifu is a Lizard or a Salamander she may even like the idea
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>>16418564
why not
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>Wyn fuck a gun wielding medusa
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>>16418551
Even the shirohebi can accept new grills, who do you think will fight?
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>>16418567
Because it's a romanian boat and I want to have a Romanian captain. She'll be a Capcaun, which is a romanian monster from lore. It means Doghead, and it's kind of a dog-ogre thing. So think big, muscly with Oni like horns and dog ears and tail. Maybe Dog paws too
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>>16418571
>A Gorgun
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>>16418579
Sounds like a neat critter.
I've thought up another pun. Call the boat Impala. Because it's a galloping creature, but also sounds like impaler, and Dracula lived in what is now Romania.
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>>16418579
>Because it's a romanian boat and I want to have a Romanian captain.
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>re7 got leaked and streamed in twitch
>it's shit
Sad!
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>>16418576
Why do you think they won't? A devil bug may not care if other girls join, but I doubt a Dragon for example is willing to share him easily given how possessive some girls are.
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>>16418589
Dirty Gypsies pls go, Romanians are white(ish)
>>16418588
Impala isn't bad
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>>16418585
In a tank top long enough to be mistaen for a dress, clinched off with belts and pouches and satchels and gun-belts.
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>>16418526
>Having stretchy anime meat attracts Wendigos.
>Having a bunch of money attracts Tanukis.
>Having advanced technology attracts Gremlins.
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>>16418600
>Tanukis and Gremlins fighting over cryptocurrency
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>>16418600
What does sneaky attract? Loneliness?
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How would do you think the mamono would take it if you told them what a vasectomy is and you had it done to yourself?
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Got the update

Drunk Miia and Wock, now with clothing
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>>16418613
They'd find a way. The term you're really looking for is an Orchiectomy.
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>>16418613
She'd bop me on the head for being silly and take me to get fixed by a Lich.
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>>16418620
Gee Miia, TWO glasses?
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>>16418620
That sweater the wock is wearing is the single best item of clothing a woman could ever wear.
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>>16418625
Her mom is a madsnek
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>>16418638
Sweaters without sleeves
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>>16418590
Of course it's shit, have you not played the demo?

Everything about it is complete garbage pandering to the same faggots that ate up Outlast. God I want to bully a Zombie now.
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>>16418674
That onee-san needs a hug!
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>>16418674
That's the one. Specifically ribbed and turtleneck too.
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>>16418328
But undead can't be pregnant.
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>>16418748
MGE Undead can, silly newfag.
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>>16418748
That's not going to stop me
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>>16418757
she has a derp face
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>>16418783
No?
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>>16418777
Probably a devil/demon/succubus/fallen angel that's served by the souls she's capture/tricked into making her slaves.
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>>16418600
>"H-hey anon. I he-a-a-rd you had some of the lastest cyberneti-i-ic au-ugments in this b-b-building. Mind if I-i-iiii take a look?"
>Considering the fountain between your legs? No.
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>>16418801
>tfw no dragon daughterus who has a blanket and pillow adorn with coins so she can pretend to be like smaug
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>>16418809
That's too fucking cute.
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>>16416176
More like the Stacked-alt.
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>>16418809
Adorable.
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>>16418809
>Wife is an utter hedonist that would make roman emperors blush
>Daughterus are pure and adorable.

Such is life.
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>>16418792
>>16418809
>>16418832
>"Queen Hedonia? I hear she's veritably massive!"
>"They say she's had to order a new throne every three months for the past several years... not that it matters, as she seems to always be in her private chambers or the dining hall..."
>"And is it true she has two daughters? How will our farms and produce ever survive when they come of age? We'll be eaten out of house and home from within!"
>"Actually... I hear they're quite, well, normal. One has taken apprenticeship in management and finances at a bankhouse while the younger is said to have the purest smile a monster can ever manage..."
>"What manner of strange and bizarre being must the King be to balance such a strange and extreme menagerie of royal females?!"
>Smash cut to average anon baking cookies
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>No salamander to watch sports with
>No salamander to play games with
>No salamander
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>>16418877
One day.
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What lilim would be good to party with?
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>>16418887
Mari, Ilassa, or Druella. Victoria would be more BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, haven't read the story with Selene, and Lani is a fucking meme.
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>>16418887
An alp-lilim version of Andrew W.K.
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>>16418887
Easiest sin to hang out with is sloth or pride. Sloth just wants to hang out and pride you only need massage their ego.
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>>16417413
>Filename
Still makes me a little sad
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>>16418891
>He wouldn't join one of Victoria's raiding parties
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I want to tip this cow over
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>>16418891
Selene would probably take you to an underground arena to see some fights or something
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>>16418918
>anonineffectuallypushingbigcow.jpg
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>>16418887
Wow, look at all those memes!
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>>16418925
I'll push on those massive mammaries then
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>>16418924
>underground arena
That sounds like a shady establishment for a lilim to go.
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>>16418891
>Mari, Ilassa, or Druella. Victoria would be more BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, haven't read the story with Selene, and Lani is a fucking meme.

Generally this, but thread story lilims shouldn't be seen as canon lilims. There're just as memetastic as Lani, CRUSHER and Kawaipenis
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>>16418891
>Ilassa parties are all leather and lace
>Druella's are candy-themed
>Mari's are just giant orgies
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>>16418946
Someone's upset
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>>16418947
>Mari's are just giant orgies
>all the guests are men and the orgy is just them taking turns fucking her
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>>16418938
She likes fighting and battles, so that's the play she'll be. maybe fighting turns her on?
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>>16418877
I wonder if beast will get a picture of himself with this girl, it feels like she's his waifu.
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>>16418966
>implying they would have to take turns
She's got a mouth, two hands, an ass and a pussy.

She could probably use her tail if needed too, that slut can service 6 at a time.
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>>16418962
Not really, I just don't think random story lilims should be made into canon. If anything the Lani guy is upset going by the last time he mentioned her.
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>>16418995
There is also the hair.
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>>16418945
>One of the daughterus gets old enough that she wants to give the whole 'running the kingdom' thing a try.
>Wife uses her 'sober day' to instead do cute things with anon.
>Entire population is stunned that their queen is out and about with her husband and not stuffing her face/getting a 'refill'
>Queen is slightly selfconcious because her clothes haven't been fully fitted so it looks like she's going to pop her top, although with what is up to debate.
>Still ends up doing cute things with her husband like when they were younger, and lighter in her case.
>She comments about doing this more often some time.
>She pens in an extra day that is slightly less hedonistic that the others.
>Really it just means she isn't drunk that whole day, although she still demands sweets, massages, and other pampering things from anon.
>Come back home to daughteru commenting on how easy it is, only for her mother to quickly point out to mistakes that, while minor this day, would've cost quite a bit of gold later on.
>"Don't worry dear, I'll show you how to do it properly on my next sober day."
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>>16418946
Mari and Ilassa shouldn't be seen either.
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>>16419001
>There're just as memetastic as Lani, CRUSHER and Kawaipenis
These three don't even have stories going for them.
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>>16418966
Worst part is that this is what would happen.
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>>16419004
The Kej union are going to sue for gimmick infringement if that happens.
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>>16419034
Fuck'em
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>>16419015
>Kawaiipenis doesn't have a story
Not yet my dear anon, not yet...
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>>16419015
and the others? I dont think ive seen a mari or selene story
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>>16419005
>anon wakes up the next day totally refreshed
>turns over to look on his wife
>she's already halfway through a second barrel of wine, and when she sees him awake, drunkenly licks her lips and starts stumbling over towards the bed with hedonistic malice in her eyes, it creaks ominously as she falls onto it
>Welp
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>>16419016
We need MG posters like this one
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>>16418995
Nah, just a fun time with a few drinks and general broing out.
I retconned the whole orgy thing like a month or two ago when kenkou said she could summon mobs of monsters like a raid boss.
>>16418946
Did I miss something? What is this about meme lilims? I'm out of the loop again.
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>>16418620
No Gazer?
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Can kej get pregnant if you cum into their hair?
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>>16419074
>could summon mobs of monsters like a raid boss.
This is asking for trouble
>Summons a Dragon on the toilet
>Summons a Lich reading a dirty grimoire and touching herself
>Summons a group of goblins who ignore everything and continue their argument on who has the biggest A cup out of all of them
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>>16419074
Apparently, a lilim needs to be either cannon or a meme with little middle ground
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>>16415747
Hey it's RGR writefag here, I need more rgr ideas, do you guys want to suggest something and I'll see about cranking out more?
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Why am I turned on by the Salamander's big lizard feet?
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>>16419109
But the Lilim creators are the ones who try and force them as canon in the first place. Is it really surprising that some anons are annoyed with them?
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Why are Elves always so rude?
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>>16419114
I dunno. Maybe you're a deviant who wants her to step on you?

>>16419117
>But the Lilim creators are the ones who try and force them as canon in the first place.
[citation needed]
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>>16419114
Because it's normal to like every part of your wife.
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>>16419114
Because you have good taste.
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>>16419114
You're a fetishist
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>>16419131
>fixed Salamander
Scale down the hands and feet by 50% before you can call it that.
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>>16419117
I see it less as cannon and more characters we can talk about. nothing is really "cannon" so what's wrong with a little talk?
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>>16419131
Completely ruined.
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>>16419131
>That filename
I will fucking fight you.
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>>16419117
>But the Lilim creators are the ones who try and force them as canon in the first place.
DoYouHaveASingleFactToBackThatUp.jpg
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>>16419114
I want to lick a Salamander's feet!
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>>16419131
>Short hair
Literally gay
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>>16419113
An Oni who fights in an underground boxing championship and is shitfaced all the time. A new Lilim of your making is her biggest fan, but a Tanuki pays her to take a dive. What does she do? That'll be up to you, friend.
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>>16419117
>But the Lilim creators are the ones who try and force them as canon in the first place
Never once have I done that.
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>>16419113
>Anon gets caught outside while its raining, comes into Uni or office building with a wet white T-shirt, doesn't get why every MG he talks to is staring at him and dropping spaghetti
>NEET MGs whiteknight Anon when he tries to do things that would be paralleled to being an attentionwhore or such by a woman normally
>Anon gets a bunch of drinks bought for him at the bar
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>>16419156
>A new Lilim
I smell donut steels.
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>>16419138
That's too much work. All I did was erase the ponytail to improve her haircut immensely

If I drew her, yeah she wouldn't have those bigass hands and feet and the scale line would probably end closer to her body, though only out the outsides of her limbs
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>>16419138
t. Alp
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>>16419117
Sir, you and I are about to have problems.
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>>16419138
I've always wondered why monstergirls have fuckhuge paws and feet. Why can't they be, y'know, smaller?

None of the creatures they're based after have appendages bigger than their heads.
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>>16419117
I only have half a lilim and I disagree with you.
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>>16419117
I agree with this guy though
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>>16419113
Anon finds about all the weird porn ad wish fulfillment stuff there is about men.
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>>16419181
Suuuure you do. And I've got a timeshare in Zipangu I'd like to sell you.
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>>16419117
Guaranteed replies
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>>16419176
Literally built for subduing and dominating men, so. And KC is really into contrast and gap appeal in his monster girls.
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>>16419167
How would you draw them? Humanlike but covered in scales? Because that usually looks best, and also conserves her femininity.
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>>16419197
Honestly you could call MGE the Gap Moe Encyclopedia and it would be pretty readily accepted
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>>16419197
Sounds like a shitty idea.
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>>16419117
See
>>16419200
Some of the steelim creators are faggots, but most of the hype is purely the thread's fault. For the record, I also think threadcanon lilims are fucking stupid.
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>>16419070
I'm going to ruin that rainbow harpy's cloaca with my powerful dick so hard she won't believe it.
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>>16419176
And I've always wondered why people have a problem with it.
The big-ass claws are the best fucking part. I like that they actually look like monsters instead of pushovers.
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>>16419202
Probably not entirely human but not big goofy oven mitts
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>>16419213
Preach.
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Salamander literally has the best hands/feet in all of MGE and if you disagree you're a faggot.
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>>16419210
I mean, thread lilims are pure Druella, Crusher and KPenis, so of course they are going to be stupid.
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>>16419216
Oh no. No no no no no.
CYOAs aren't done here anymore for a reason, cut that shit out.
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>>16419200
>>16419210
Sounds more like an attention issue centered around the thread rather than an attempt to make it proper canon within the MGE universe. Otherwise we'd be seeing some people flooding KC's twitter with requests for recognition.
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>>16419213
They just look like they have boxing gloves and clown shoes.
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>>16419216
> Take this shit to /qst/ where it belongs
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>>16419213
>The big-ass claws are the best fucking part.
Yeah, sure. Not the sexy human bits and exotic personalities.
No.
The giant oversized claws.

Go fuck a lizard if you like claws so much, faggot.
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>>16419216
start shoring up the walls immediately, send a messenger on horseback for reinforcements.
Unless we're outnumbered 3 to 1, we should be ok. All of the village is now on a war footing, and the blacksmith is working overtime, along with carpenters. We'll be making spears, barriers and traps. If they're smart, they'll fuck off once we fight. Slavers like them know it's not worth killing their merchandise.
>>16419231
>>16419234
Oh, wait, nevermind. disregard
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>>16419216
Greentexting about fatty waifus and alternate universes is one thing, but exnay on the questay
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>>16419216
>[] Offer yourself to them, along with a few more volunteers, in hope they leave and don't attack
It seams like the best option.
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>>16419233
They don't though? The Salamander's hands aren't even that big.
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>>16419225
Yeah, but it's almost as stupid when a random writefag makes a lilim and the thread immediately makes her a part of the cannon.
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>>16419216
>[] Take a horse, a few men and go to the nearest city to ask for help, in hope your guards will be able to hold them off enough time
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>>16419070
Except I'm the worst poster that's ever posted in this thread if you knew my name.
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>>16419231
>>16419234
Alright. It wasn't going to have any more choices though, it was just about picking one and see what happens.
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>>16419232
He is turning into a faggot attentionwhore. I miss when he wrote passable joke stories about a teacher and used too many futurama references, because those were fun.
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>>16419258
I think he meant the image, not you
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>>16419240
You know, I've been wondering about that for a while. Why is fatshit okay here? Why doesn't that stuff get told to go to /d/?
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>>16419216
>[X] Build traps (deep pit right in behind the gate)
>[X] make sleep poison darts
>[X] throwable sand bags for disorientation
>[X] cover village guards in mud to prevent grappling
>[X] Train Tie-Down Roping techniques
>[X] paint skulls on guards' faces
>[X] Extinguish torches, set up ambush, open main gate
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>>16419278
Too many fat lovers and it's been here for some time along with cumflation.
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>>16419279
Pretty good
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>>16419232
I feel bad for the guy. He's in a shitty position and he's trying to interact with the thread and keep his mind off all the crap happening to him. But he's doing it the wrong way. I really think he should drop the lilim idea and just go back to writefagging if he can get an old laptop or something.
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>>16419309
VAMPIRES ARE NOT FOR FILLING UP
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>>16419324
How else does one reliably get daughterus with them though?

Their very nature makes children difficult to get lest you go to extremes.
>>
Squirrel
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>>16419319
Holy fuck Anon. Fatty waifus are far from the most cancerous things pushed in this thread (see: futa, monster boys, etc).

Posts that quote 50 posts and fill the whole screen are much bigger cancer. At least I can scroll past the fatfags since ironically they take up less space.
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>>16419319
I should have do it, but I'm pretty tired of shitstorms because of a couple of fags.
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>>16419335
touch the tail
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>>16419335
That's a really cute squirrel, I hope she doesn't mind me nuzzling her tail.
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>>16419313
Here's the thing, speaking from experience. Throwing your arms in the air and blaming your problems on the thread is not a way to go about and overcome adversity. People don't like your OC or you? Oh fucking well. Buckle down and change something; Your attitude, the way you approach the idea of your OC, fucking everything. Start from Ground Zero.

I'd much rather not have to be reminded of myself when I see people like Chowder bitch and bemoan the fact that he "magnanimously" created a Lilim OC for the thread. Well, you know what? There's the first fucking problem. Before Selene, Lani, Victoria, CRUSHER, Kawaipenis or whatever the fuck the only two Lilims we had were Ilassa and Mari. Say what you want about them but KC approved of them, at least to my knowledge, and they fit in the canon of MGE pretty well.

The biggest problem (at least to me, you're free to refute this), is that people tend to forget that Lilim are basically Demi-God or Deity tier monsters, especially in the case of the Queen of Hearts. Making a Lilim donut steel when you can just as easily use a more powerful Succubus or Demon is both redundant and attention-seeking. But once again, that's just my opinion on the matter. That being said, maybe if you didn't act like the fucking thread owed you something all the fucking time you wouldn't get nearly as much flak on a Bulgarian penny book porn site.
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>>16419356
People use Lilims because they can't have monstersonas without being told to fuck off.

Also Mari and Ilassa are shit.
>>
Ok I'm looking for names for characters,
I have a sharkgirl, cocky but sometimes charges headfirst into a fight
a tanuki, a little scheming, but not overly manipulative
A scylla who is a bit clumsy sometimes due to her tentacles occasionally thinking and acting on their own
a Snow leopard, short, poofy and stacked, who sometimes chews on her tail when she's thinking
A salamander and a lizard man who are friendly rivals and occasionally spar
I might add a German elf, specifically one that lived in Prussia, which became Germany, then Nazi Germany, then East Germany then Germany again. I like history shit like that.
I've named the Captain of the boat, the boat (although I'm not sure how to spell it in Romanian cyrillic), the Gremlin engineman, and her Automaton.
I've found a free map site that lets me plot out courses at sea, that's pretty useful too.

I'm also looking into names of Private military companies that don't sound edgy. Might do something with Poseidon in it, it being set in the Mediterranean and all. Also, finding info on 40 year old Chinese torpedo boats is a huge fucking pain in the ass.
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>>16419330
i mean, it is necessary to go into THAT extreme to make one? i dont really want to hurt my vampfu belly with so much juice
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>>16419376
>I'm also looking into names of Private military companies that don't sound edgy
Stillwater (based on Blackwater, obviously.)
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>>16419376
Should I be ashamed over the fact that the first thing to come to mind for a shark name would be 'Meiko'?
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>>16419376
I like the snow leopard.

I'm not a big fan of that type of story. Sorry senpai.
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>>16419330
Just fill her womb and let the power of love do its thing. Filling her up to the point where she is a vegetable is stupid.
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>>16419380
She's a vampire, they can shrug off quite a bit.

Besides, you wouldn't ignore her if she demanded it would you?
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>>16419388
It's kind of silly, but I like it
>>16419390
I can't please everyone, admittedly I'm writing a niche within a niche. Monstergirl operations, seafaring, and organized crime with the occasional smut is not going to make the NY times bestseller, so fuck it.
>>16419387
good name for a rival group, highly organized and better funded
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>>16417822
i bet she (like all cows) is a great cuddler
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>>16419406
Lilims weren't meme popular tier back then, so people just left them in their own little setting instead of dragging them everywhere.
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>>16419410
>Cuddlers with Udders
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>>16419406
My personal stance is and will always be this:

Don't make a Lilim and expect the thread to treat you like you're Julius fucking Ceasar for including one in your story or having made one. I enjoy Mari, ELH, and Losenis' work because they don't half-ass fucking everything. It's as simple as that. Call me a cunt, tell me to fuck off, but at least those three aren't nearly as mentally and emotionally broken as Bob and Chowder appear to be.
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>>16419376
>no steelim
Get with the times, old man.
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>>16419406
>the thread has decided that any lilim with a story is official now
>official
>the thread is one person

Are you the same guy who said their creators were pushing for them to be canon? Do you actually know the meaning of official in this context?

There is a problem, yes, but now you're blowing it way out of proportion.
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>>16419425
>NEET loser Jinko
>not fit
No sir, I don't like it.
>>16419428
I don't really like them, seem OP
I'm making a crime boss character, but she'll probably be a sultry, seductive killer of a Kraken
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>>16419423
What about Selene and whatever alp's horrible attempt is called?
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>>16419438
Wunderbar, I look forward to them Snib.
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>>16419435
People don't ever remember poor old Renate.
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S T O P
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>>16419447
Well, that's something I guess
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>>16419447
Sit down and enjoy lilim discussion.
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>>16419435
Ambivalent on both cases.
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>>16419438
>Holst wins!
YES
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>>16419457
Milk finds a way
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>>16418918
i wanna try pushing a huge cow and see what happens
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>>16419462
I really need to check images before posting
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>>16419347
I want to fuck Makoto

I really want to fuck Makoto.
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>>16419472
milk and sex, I'm guessing
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>>16419462
boy what are you trying to do
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>>16419447
Currently undermining the succubus takeover of the neighboring kingdom of Mofu. Tactical Espionage Action!
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>>16419435
>Selene the futa penis machine
>one of Alp's abominations
No thanks.
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>>16419480
rough moo-snu kind with forced drinking?
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>>16419484
I'm retarded, ignore me, I deleted it. Have something that isn't lewd
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>>16419499
I blame people who wanted a shitshow over something that could've and was being ignored.
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>>16419494
Most certainly,anon.
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>>16419501
>Shog-ified
That's some pretty disgusting shit right there.
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>>16419498
Already downloaded it before you could do so.
Could I get a sauce on it?
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>>16419501
I would say something we don't usually see, like a Mummy, Werebat, Grizzly etc.
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>>16419512
I couldn't tell you offhand, but I've seen her in these threads before, which is why I thought it was a safe pic, I recognized the artist's panda raccoon looking thing.
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>>16419501
I'd like to see a Shoggoth imitate a Werecat.
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>>16419501
You're art is actually really good. Keep it up!

>which MG you guys want to see Shog-ified.

You mean given a comfy but lewd sweater? Im not sure which MG I would pick. It's down to you really.

>>16419509
No you
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>>16419499
The thread is an endless shitshow, anon. That's the magic of /mgt/.
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It would seem that all posts with unnecessary spoilers are being nuked. Is this common? I haven't been here for a year or more
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>>16419512
>>16419526
here http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57562325
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>>16419546
I think he meant the thing that I accidentally posted, then deleted because it was turbolewd
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>>16419548
Ah, my mistake, sorry.
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>>16419533
Oh come on. Shoving a shogg inside a monster girl and letting the abomination take over her victim's body and mind is pretty creepy.
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For real though why are my draw/update posts getting deleted? Am I doing something wrong? Are Shogs just banned now?
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>>16419533
>We just added Cumflation and Fat/Thicc to the list of banned thread fetishes

Wait what.

>>16419557
Sounds weird when you put that on MGs instead of human males.
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>>16419571
It's really weird either way. The shogg and her chaos mamono mana will drive out the girls normal energy and slowly take over. After the mana is out she'll start changing her cells since there would be no protection anymore.
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Let's try this with proper usage of spoilers, by which I presume is no usage of spoilers and see what happens.

NEET loser Monster Girls are objectively the best. But what kinds?

>The lanky awkward Monster Girl NEET who claims she hates those disgusting anime shows and comics that sexualize men, but only says this because she secretly hopes to earn the affection of a human boy, tall and flat, and always eager to talk about her favorite sci-fi
>The soft lazy onee-san who just lunges on the couch all day, mooching off her little brother in a manner most unbecoming of someone her age. Despite her nature is still slightly dominant and teasing. Pretty pudgy.
>The frail and still surprisingly cute imouto, enjoys dressing up as magical girls for you even if her deadpan voice belies her joy. This loli mostly enjoys sitting on your lap while watching magical boy shows and falls asleep with the slightest bit of drool while leaning against you. Her cute flat midriff is absolutely perfect for blowing raspberries on and making her melt in your arms. She keeps her room in really nice prestine condition, and everything looks pleasent to the touch, like it's straight out of an anime.
>The powerful and scary Monster Girl Boss who's older and never has married, and everyone is scared of at work, but in her apartment she seems to change into a lazy Monster Girl who just wants to eat, drink, and watch cartoons. She's technically not a NEET, but you wouldn't tell if you entered her messy apartment, which only those closest to her are able to do. While she still has an hourglass frame, her business suits are becoming far more tight and she can't hide her belly pudge as well as before. Also her apartment is a messy horde of all her stuff.
>The short Monster Girl who would be a loli, but her love for sweets gives her too much pudge and breasts. Despite her short stature she acts like a loving older sister, giving headpats and aras like it ain't shit. Despite not having a job manages to hold a nice apartment and garden, and wants to cook all your meals. Sometimes insists on giving you a headpat before you leave for work.
>The gamer Monster Girl who has a figure normal for her species, despite her time spent on her mom's couch in the basement. Plays video games all day and goes on Monster Girl /v/ to inform them about how shit their tastes are. Is incredibly passionate about video games despite her pesimisstic attitude, and if you could find her favorite ones, she'd spend all day talking about them with a glimmer in her eyes and an enthusiastic tone. If you go to her basement to hang out her mom will insist on bringing you oysters, condoms, and "So you want to fuck: A beginner's guide" book
>The fat cat girl who just raids your fridge and bitches about mondays despite not working and eats those foods
>The Stinkypede

Take which personality and type you like and apply it to a Monster Girl you'd like. Protip: Only Alp chooses the last one.
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>>16419571
Someone just brought the hammer down on a bunch of posts although I must say it was pretty surgical
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>>16419583
>realdoll lamia
would it be a good idea?
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>>16419402
if my vampfu requested for that i would honestly fill her to the point where she looks nine months pregnant
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>>16419584
Boss lazy lamia. Or Apophis

>>16419589
No, realdolls are fucking creepy
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>>16419598
then how do you recreate irl
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>>16419582
Okay, I guess what I mean was more of a Shog imitating another MG, not taking it over
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>>16419598
>realdolls are fucking creepy
its the eyes, thats why I blindfold mine, though my mom tells me thats unsettling and makes me look like a serial killer.
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>>16419602
You don't

Pray for brainjack VR before you die
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>>16419617
What happened to loving shogs for being shogs?
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>>16419608
Well she's a moronic idiot, then. Masks and blindfolds are the sexiest accouterment.
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>>16419628
Please don't post this girl, I don't want to go back to fap to her videos and pics again.
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>>16419598
Why do Lamias make such great lazy bosses?
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>>16419636
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT VIDEOS

POST THEM? ALRIGHT MATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ao0Z8cOdk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crmbEdS7JXY
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>>16419626
I never really liked them. I don't want to ruin salamander, but I'm also interested to see what it's like.
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>>16419617
Yeah, I'm day drinking though so wording wasn't at the front of my mind, sorry.
>>16419626
Part of the greatness of Shogs is their shapeshifting! And every good maid knows that sometimes you have to mix things up!
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>>16419652
It seems very out of character of a yandere maid to shape shift into another girl for her master to fuck. Because he wouldn't be thinking of his maid. He'd be thinking of the woman.

Shapeshifting into another woman is just wrong.
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>>16419643
Salamanders are hard to ruin. Even Mooses Salamander is pretty good.
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>>16419667
I don't think he'd be thinking of another girl specifically, just a different form for visual interest. Keep in mind that they become toothbrushes and chairs to be closer to their mastah, so I'm sure physical form isn't a huge issue for them.
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>>16419628
>>16419640
This girl made me move automatons to my top.
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>>16419679
Making a shogg version is something pretty harsh.
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>>16419685
My fetish for mechanical women and kuuderes made me move Automatons to the top
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>>16419679
That they are
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>>16419584
Proper use of spoilers would be using spoilers for what they're intended for, like saying Ilias is the final boss of MGQ and eventually gets killed.
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>>16419684
It probably is. I mean it's almost NTR in a way. Instead of loving your maid tenderly and for who she is. You want to imagine it's someone better looking and more intresting to you. Think of how insulting that would be to the shoggoth. Knowing that mastah only uses her abilities to imagine himself fucking another woman. That's just wrong. Wrong.

Shoggoths aren't some toy you can play with. They have feelings.
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>>16419749
Liches are ultra cute.
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>>16419748
She's also shifting, amorphous slime, so it's closer to asking her to change her hairstyle today than adultery.
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>>16419652
>>16419667
>>16419684
>>16419748
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>>16419762
Poor girl, no one even remembers her.
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>>16419772
Nothing. I grew used to it.
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>>16419772
Nice blog liked and subscribed.
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Something terrible is going on here
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>>16419236
why the fuck are you even here?
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>>16419780
Some weird shit I'd say, I just hope this isn't some Chaos fuckery going on.
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>>16419640
Goddammit, I thought I escaped those videos.
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>>16419784
I'm scared anon, and I don't have a monstergirlfriend to hold and protect me
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>>16419791
You can never escape.
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>>16419748
>>16419759
Not to mention it's not like he'd be asking her to stay like that forever. Just something a little different every once in a while.
Don't get me wrong, I think standard Shog form is olev. Shapeshifting is just a bonus!
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>>16419802
Not in real life
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>>16419795
We'll make it buddy, we must be strong for the waifus.

>>16419802
Great now the NSA is searching for them.
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>>16419802
Yeah.
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>>16419802
Yep. My monster waifu is a Dark Slime sorceress who's a little yandere but mostly good tempered. She loves to transform into other monstergirl species to document their libidos firsthand for her almanac. In pursuit of this objective, she travels in search of different MG species to acquire samples from. When she's not transformed, she's a curvy Dark Slime with thigh highs and a giant wizard hat.
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Strong tomboy Wolfus are best Wolfus.
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>>16419877
They really are.

Tomboys monster girls in general are great.
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>>16419887
I wish to have a tomboy jinko
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>>16419887
I agree with this, though I don't like full tomboy.
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>>16419887
I am quite fond of the idea of a tomboy Salamander.
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>>16419887
They can't compete with ara ara monstergirls.
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>>16419887
Tomboy fire rats would probably be common. And that pleases me.
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Is it safe yet?

>>16419913
Pretty sure that if KayCee released the notes about the creation of the Salamander one of the core ideas would be tomboy, you know.
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>>16419887
Tomboy Minotaur.
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>>16419934
Minotaurs are bad.
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>>16419941
Why?
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>>16419944
They're dumb and I hate them.
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>>16419931
If that was the case,then it wouldn't surprise me.
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Werecat or Werecow? You decide.
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>>16419931
Wasn't Salamander's enty already released? I remember seeing the high-res profile art, atleast.
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>>16419967
According to that pic I can have both.
But if I had to choose, I would choose Werecow.
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>>16419950
They're smart and I love them.
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what would a scare crow for monstergirls look like?
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>>16419981
Like a stitched doll
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>>16419975
Anon you might like Minotaurs but let's not kid ourselves.

Minotaurs are fucking dumb.
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>>16419989
No they're smart.
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>>16419967
Looks pretty borvine to me.
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>>16419981
An abortionist.
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>>16419981
Something like a harvest golem from Warcraft
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>>16419981
The scarecrow would turn into a monster girl.
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>>16419981
A vending machine that sells condoms.
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>>16419981
angry mother in law
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Lets discuss Kikimoras, namely Kikimora police officers. You'd think Kiki's could make great police officers, but when you think it through it really is a bad idea.

They can sense your needs and probably just know beforehand if you eaten anything 'wrong'.
And imagine the horrors of a Kiki who decides to 'inspect' your car. It would take hours!
Even worse, Kikimora's are very capable of being strict and professional, unlike most other Monstergirls.

But that's not to mention the worst and most horifying scenario.
Proto
Police
Kikimora

There's no escape, and she knows it.
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>>16419981
vasectomy clinic.
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>>16419989
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>>16420092
They would be pretty good cops from the looks of it. As long as you don't do anything you should be fine, but if you did, you better know how to dodge them REALLY well.
Also, proto kiki would be dispatched just in severe cases I guess.
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>>16420092
Cleaning up the streets with a kikimora and shoggoth buddy cop duo.
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>>16420106
Shoggoths would fit more the villain in my eyes.

Making fake money and cleaning the streets of purity. Instead of using graffiti they would spray themselves and chaos along the walls.

Fuck I kinda like shoggs now.
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>>16420092
>Police are called by a concerned neighbor when a man breaks into a nearby home
>Fate, having a sense of humor, has the man exit the home as the first officer arrives
>He seriously considers running, but expects a Minotaur to tackle him from behind after 3 steps, so he gives up
>He feels a mixture of relief and regret upon seeing that she's a Kikimora
>She approaches him without a word, then circles him like a shark
>Finally, she asks him if he has any ID on him and fishes it out when he tells her where his wallet is
>She cuffs him and puts him in the back of her cruiser, then starts punching things into her computer
>An uncomfortable amount of time goes by, and she doesn't respond when he asks her what's taking so long
>Finally, she starts the car and silently starts driving
>She stops outside of what appears to be a men's shelter
>She lets him out of the car and uncuffs him, handing him back his wallet
>"It's okay, Mr. Ymous. Life can't be easy for a man in your position. No family? You poor thing. My cousin runs this place, and she'll help you get back on your feet. Don't forget me when you're rich, okay?"
>With that, she leaves
>A group of Kikimoras flood out the door as she drives off and drags him inside despite his protests
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>>16420120
They're a varied bunch to be sure.
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>>16420092
They'd have to force themselves not to tidy up crime scenes. But at least the would know if a criminal were trying to put the moves on them.
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>>16420127
this is cruel and unusual punishment and violates mens rights im going to the supreme court
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>>16420158
Welcome to MGC, the only way you'll truely be free is if you slowly turn into a mutated hobo in the sewers and escape the city to live in the woods afterwards.
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>>16420127
I would refuse to change.
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>>16420127
5 bucks says shes corrupt and kidnaps citizens and sells them to human boy traffickers
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Stupid sexy oni
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>>16420204
Now what reason would she have to do that?
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>>16419679
Are Moose's Protags still curb stomping everything?
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>>16420243
money, power, sex slaves
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>>16420352
She's already got the first two, and doesn't need the latter.
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>>16420398
Blood pie
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>>16420398
I bet Hellhound's would like a nice hot, fresh slice of pumpkin pie
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>>16420238
I want to apply oil to her abs with my dick
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>>16420406
How does that even work?
Is it like a meat pie made with Blood Sausage?

>>16420410
You think Hellhounds would love things that they don't have in hell like Apples and Pumpkins?
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>>16420398
Miia's favorite food is eggs.
There's a lot you can do with them for desserts.

It's hard to say one thing, but I make a mean meringue, I just made some peppermint ones for Christmas that came out really good.
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>>16420398
She likes Blini with honey. I like it too
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>>16420423
Condensed blood, or something like that.
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>>16420437
that's pretty much what Blood Sausage is.
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>>16420398
Not sure. Parfait or something?
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>>16420398
She likes pineapple cake. Yes, my waifu is pretty weird but there is a reason she likes it other than "being good".
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>>16420398
hamburgers, and shes an 8 foot dire and needs lots of em
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>>16420406
Vampire?

>>16420410
Well this one's obvious.

>>16420427
Same with this one.

>>16420432
This is a tough one... Jinko?

>>16420447
I'm gonna take a stab and say a Slime of some sort?

>>16420448
This is really hard. Succubus? There's not really many hints here.

>>16420479
I'm gonna guess a wolfu like a Werewolf or a Hellhound.
That's more a meal than a dessert though.
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>>16420398
Strawberry short cake. Doesn't like plain strawberries though, I don't mind since there would be more for me.
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>>16420483
Where we supposed to make it a secret?
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>>16420398
She likes light and fluffy pastries like strudel and danishes, but she does have a penchant for 'traditional' delicacies.
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>>16420500
Well mine was obvious as you said
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>>16420483
Oh, I didn't know you were going to guess them.

>Succubus
Nope.
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>>16420398
Cake and Tea. She probably likes sweets far more then she should.
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>>16420483
>I'm gonna take a stab and say a Slime of some sort?
Crow Tengu. I just don't have much of an idea what the would like.
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>>16420398
Fried Tofu. Every meal it's just "Where's the fried tofu?" On a plus, I've gotten real good at making it.
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>>16420483
>Jinko
да
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>>16420518
Mine was Jabberwock. At first glance I thought you got mine right, but you said it to the other Anon.
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>>16420518
As it turns out, there is a way to caramelize tofu, I'll surprise her tomorrow
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A ProtoKiki or any other oppai blessed maid would look great in pic-related.
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>>16420518
No, Holstaur. Likes anything that has strawberry flavor but actual strawberries? Not even.
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>>16420518
>Dragon
Nope, she's an Anubis, hence the 'traditional' food.
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>>16420532
I want a maid that wears nothing but an underbust corset.
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>>16420524
Which guess were you? Baphomet, or the Wonderland girls?

>>16420526
Do you think her ears will start wiggling when she bites into it?
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>>16420518
>Jabberwock
Nope, she's a vanilla Dragon. There is even a short stupid story about it.
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>>16420552
Ah, I was close.
I was away for a few weeks so I might have missed that story.
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>"$$$?"
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>>16420538
Sorry forgot to put this in my answer back.
>Guessed Baphomet
I'm the one with the Holstaur that likes strawberry short cake with an aversion to real strawberries outside of the cake.
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>>16420563
Oh no, the little short story is inside my mind.

"You see, Anon, the pinapple is the fruit of kings. They have sharp spikes that represent their attack and defence, a beautiful yellow color that represents riches and a crown worthy of a king!"
And then I say that they are extremely sweet inside, just like her.

Holy shit I'm fucking stupid and that is extremely embarrassing to write.
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>>16420599
She'd probably think it's adorable anon.
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>>16420571
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Anons, how do you know if you have found your waifu?
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>>16420629
She finds you.
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>>16420629
You just know.
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>>16420629
Waifus are weird. You think about them like any other girl but then they take over your mind and you can only think about them.
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>>16420629
If you love her at first sight and never stop loving her
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>>16420629

You just know.
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>>16420629
You found her or what
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>>16420618
>You'll never be the favorite casino "boytoy" of a Mofu Yakuza liutenant.
>A Short chubby Tanuki with intricate tattoos and breasts that'd look big on a normal sized girl.
>Her soft bushy tail flicking in the air as you knead her shoulders and all the tension evaporates from her body.
>She'll never buy your services one day only to shut the door behind you and reveal that she bought your contract and now owns you.
>She'll never sit down on her bed and pat her lap before telling you outright to lay your head down in it.
>She'll never stroke your hair as she pulls one of her heaving breasts out of her kimono and tells you to suck.
>You'll never do everything in your power to please her even though she isn't lactating and hear her squeals with every lick, nibble or suck you make.
>She'll never slide out from under you and force your arms up.
>She'll never force you to eat her out while she ties your arms to the headboard.
>She'll never stop you from making her finish so she can properly steal your virginity.
>You'll never notice that she was a virgin too as she wildly bucks her hips up and down, her fat tits jiggling freely.
>She'll never milk load after load out of you with her pussy until eventually you pass out.
>You'll never wake up the next morning to find her attacking your morning wood with her tits.
>You'll never live the rest of your life the husband of a Mofu Yakuza Tanuki
Fucking hell this is horrible.
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>>16420666
>Mofu Yakuza
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>>16420629
You will feel a mix of longing and heartache, you will just know.
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>>16420666
Femdom and lactation are two very sublime combinations.
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>>16420679
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>>16420685
And it seems I misread it to think she was actually lactating. Whoopsie.
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>>16420679
Yeti Yakuza mobsters are intimidating
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>>16420694
I want to accidentally cross a Mofu Yakuza Yeti enforcer!
I want her to pin me to her bed and cuddlefuck me into submission!
I want her to make me addicted to her warm chubby flesh and her soft fluffy Mofu!
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>>16420694

no who is this is?

https://youtu.be/jQKzZh-ldCw?t=99
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There was an idea a while back about a foreigner traveling to Zipangu and an Undead swordswoman regaining her honor by swearing to protect him, and the twist was neither spoke the other language

I liked it, language barriers with the tough protective Monster Girl seem great
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>>16420689
>>16420679
>Girls with eyepatches
Diamonds and it's all Molotov Cocktease's fault
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>>16420717
https://youtu.be/nNnUjGa9-Eg?t=18
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>>16420700
That's exactly what she wants! She's going to exploit you and make you her personal cuddler when she's had a long day intimidating small business owners!
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>>16420715
Ochimusha have potential.
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>>16420728
Don't be, that was cute!
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>>16420721
Patrick Warburton is such an amazing voice actor
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>>16420689
>Dat panty hose and tight skirt on the right fox
Fucking perfection.
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>>16420732
Nah. I never really had a name. Not any I'd go by anymore.
I just kinda make shitty greentexts when the fancy strikes me.
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>>16420715
God I fucking love Ochimushas.
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>Mofu Yakuza
Sorry but I prefer the russian catgirls
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One thing that has always bugged me about most monster girl settings, is that it really doesn't make sense as to how humanity continues to exist.
In MGE especially, monster girls are written to be too perfect. They're assertive, loving and caring, they can do things to your dick that no human girl could ever do, they're much more powerful than a large majority of humans, etc... This is opposed to human women who we know as being much more prudish, selfish, and pale in comparison to a monster girl in bed.

Sure in MGE or MGQ you have The Order and The Church of Illias respectively which both vilify MG's and consider anyone who elopes with one as traitors to the human race, but both religions have pretty limited control and neither exactly have many fighters capable of taking on monster girls given the huge power disparity between humans and monsters.

And what about modern settings where monster girls have integrated into society? The human race is fucked in these settings, there's literally no deterrent here, human women would be discarded by any reasonable human male.
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>>16420745
You only say that because you like monster girls. There are a lot of people out there that find them disgusting and would be scared of what they can do.
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>>16420745
Nigga did you even try to read the MGE background? It is explained.
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>>16420745
Either most men would go for human women, encourage human/human couples with things like tax breaks or the would have have artificial wombs or something.
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>>16420709
It's not her fault she has a sweet tooth and enjoys getting drunk in the middle of the day, she can't help but take advantage of the shops the Mofu Yakuza owns
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>>16420745
In MGQ the monsters usually kill you if you lose.
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>>16420745
>Sure in MGE or MGQ you have The Order and The Church of Illias respectively which both vilify MG's and consider anyone who elopes with one as traitors to the human race, but both religions have pretty limited control and neither exactly have many fighters capable of taking on monster girls given the huge power disparity between humans and monsters.
Despite the fact we often hear little of the Order side of things, they are still the dominant faction and very much "in charge here". And they hold a lot of power. Also news travels very slow, many human settlements aren't even aware Monsters are now Girls, let alone know they won't kill them. It's a fantasy JRPG setting. The endgame is that once the Demon Lord converts pretty much everyone she can make it so Monster Girls can have Human Boy babies.

For modern settings, just assume magic happens. I mean if you can handwave snake women being real, handwaving their setting to be self sustaining should be easy.
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>>16420743
I want a jinko dressed like that and carrying a DShK or a KS-23
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>>16420745
In my Cat Kingdom story, the setting is basically a combination of the Cats of Ulthar and of a multi-cultural Egypt. Humans are free to live there, so long as they recognize Bastet's law as supreme. They're also encouraged to do trade with other nations to procure stuff like lettuce and catmint, the land flowing with milk and honey in more than one way
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>>16420733
I wonder how she'd react to learning that he's there because he's an exile from Order territory due to standing up for his succubized sister?
On a less depressing note, I wonder how she'd react to him learning Zipangu's language so he can talk to her only for his first words to her to be "I love you."
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>>16420762
>The endgame is that once the Demon Lord converts pretty much everyone she can make it so Monster Girls can have Human Boy babies.
>implying she'll actually be able to do it and everything doesn't just die a slow death
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>>16420773
Regarding the pic, why would I want to stop her?
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>>16420773
>That dialogue
Great, now I want a masochistic power bottom sphinx to suck my dick while I abuse her ass.
It'd get a bit weird if she started asking me to choke her while mating pressing her though.
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>>16420784
You don't, she just likes pain.
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>>16420784
Anon...she's asking you to slap her when she's sucking
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>>16420782
Anon, the only people that will die a slow death will be anyone that doesn't covert.
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>>16420791
You think she'd keep on going no matter how much you cum?
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>>16420803
I sure hope so.
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>>16420785
Choking is top tier dom fetish though.
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>>16420809
I absolutely agree, but I don't trust myself enough to try it.
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>>16420745
>there's literally no deterrent here

I think that most people would either be >>16420751
or "monsters are the spawn of satin, stacy and jebus not succubus and hoes of babylon ok?"
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>>16420807
>No masochistic cat Maido to suck your dick dry and then some.
>You'll never take liberal doses of Sticky Mushroom soup and Manticore Venom to give her the biggest stickiest loads to drink she can.
>You'll never pound her fat cat ass and watch it jiggle.
>You'll never rape her fat cat tats and coat then in white as she squeals in joy.
>You'll never pump her full of your seed and give her a massive litter of daughterus.
>She'll never love you with all her heart as the two of you sink into the depths of hedonism and love together.
God FUCKING damn it.

>>16420809
I never said I wouldn't anon, just that it'd be weird.
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>>16420816
Grip but don't squeeze, if she wants more she'll let you know. Just don't ask me how I know
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>>16420715
>>16420728

Monster girls and foreign languages have pretty good potential. It would be satisfying to teach each other and master it, being able to talk in the other language mostly fluidly.
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>>16420826
So how do you know?
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>>16420832
I'm a sickening degenerate IRL
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>>16420828
You do know DE would probably make it so you could learn other languages in an instant, right?
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>>16420836
For story purposes, you can just ignore copout bullshit like DE
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>>16420836
what's DE
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>>16420845

Demonic Energy, Mamono Mana, etc.
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>>16420845
Mamono mana.
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>>16420839
I wish I could, but it just keep being brought back up and I keep hating it more and more.

My biggest problem with it is the Incubi aspect though, the rest of the shit DE does isn't that bad.

>>16420845
Lurk more.
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>>16420820
>>16420751
I can't buy this explanation. Most monster girls are perfectly okay with raping men they are attracted to, men don't need to be attracted to monster girls immediately. And when said monster girls have unreal sexual prowess and are genuinely very caring, I can't imagine many would fail at wooing a man after raping them.
It's not even as if MGs look like eldritch abominations, they mostly look like beautiful human women with "other" attachments. Men in modern society are so prudish that they'll hate MGs for being MGs.
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>>16420828
God, I can't stay away from these two. Give me a second.
>After my exile, I'm not sure what ran through my head.
>Running into those bandits in a land where I couldn't understand a word wasn't helping.
>But that undead swordswoman, the Ochimusha according to the wandering scholar's book, came to my aid.
>The language barrier's a bit of a problem but the fact that she's stuck by me so long is probably a good sign.
>The fact that I managed to get a phrasebook from that Tanuki was slightly muddled in that it's a "how to pronounce" book instead of a book with proper translations.
>Still, I've been able to use it to get a bit communication between me and my new travelling companion.
>We've worked out, "We need this", "What does this mean?" and "How much for this?" and a few other things for markets and setting up camp.
>But there's one word on the first page I just can't figure out no matter how hard I try.
>I decided to call her over to ask her what it meant.
>[A-Aish-te-ru?] "What does that mean?"
>What I wasn't expecting was for her to place her hands on her cheeks to cover up her blush and look away muttering [Doushio?] while her eyes darted about.
>She's so cute.
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>>16420859
Men aren't* so prudish
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>>16420743
>>16420766
would a jinko need other weapons besides the ones she has already?
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>>16420859
"Hey bro, did you know that if a monster girl rapes you your life as a normal person and your freedom goes away? You'll become addicted to her and no matter what you do you will be stuck with her breeding until both of you die."
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>>16420875
"And that's a bad thing?"
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>>16420874
Oh fug, what is she going to do to me?
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>>16420874
Monsters are natural predators.
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>>16420878
She's gonna rape you with her fat tiger tats until you talk!
Specifically, she's not gonna let you cum until you talk.
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>>16420880
I want to turn the tables on a vicious monster girl.
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>>16420875
None of that matters when they actually get raped.
They may have as many prejudices as they want about MGs before encountering them, once they get a (reverse?)-dicking all of that will go away.
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>>16420859
They'd still be freakish strong inhuman beings that tend to assault men. Most people wouldn't want to put up with that.
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>>16420877
"They already got you"
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>>16420883
But I want to talk to her? She's really pretty and she smells nice.
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>>16420875
"But I just spoke to Joe last Thursday."
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>>16420887
Ask one if he wants to get brainwashed. Now ask if he wants to be brainwashed through sex.
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>>16420894
"Dude. She's cute, sexy and she loves me a ton. I don't care what you think."
"Plus the cuddling is unreal."

>>16420895
And this is how you get a Nyan Mafiya enforcer to blush like crazy and rape you into a crater.
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>>16420901
What happens when the answer is "no" to both?
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>>16420906
You have a choice between Alping or turning into a spider.
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>>16420912
I'll take suicide, then.
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>>16420905
Sounds like a good end to me
>Pelvis is dust
>Cracked concrete beneath me
>She's dressing
>I stutter c-call me?
>She blushes and runs out, taking a door off the hinges in the process
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>>16420906
Then you live on as a normal person. Congratulations.
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https://twitter.com/SnibakoDraws/status/820849844507971585
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>>16420782
>Implying she won't

It's a JRPG setting Anon, you beat God all the time there, and I did mean to type God with a capital G
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>>16420937
Those are B I G tits
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>>16420859
People here like to overestimate their special snowflake-ness regarding treatment of monstergirls, nothing new.
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>>16420937
Yes.
Yes.
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Do you reckon a yandere angel, if rejected, would kill you, or simply blow the horn of judgement?

>>16420942
Generally speaking, if you're beating God in a JRPG it's not actually God, or else He is not taking you seriously, or else your powerlevel has reached metapoint
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>>16420942
The Metatron as an MG fucking when.
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What haughty monstergirls would be best for rough facefucking until they heartpupil?
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>>16420988
All of them.
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>>16420988
Anons.
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>>16420988
None.
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>>16420998
I can't help but read that as a haughty monstergirl deepthroating an anon until he heartpupils.
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>>16420988
Elves
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>>16420728
10/10
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>>16420987
>alan rickman in drag

i'm okay with this .jpg
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I want to share a bottle of vodka with an awkward whitehorn!
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>"Kyaa!~ Anon-senpai is so smart with money!~"
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>>16421071
Going to business school in MGC must be a nightmare.
So many chubby shortstacks squealing over how good you are with money and trying to get in your pants.
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>>16421083
>Pants
Wallet
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>>16421086
Anon, you underestimate how wet a good money handler can get a tanuki.
>"C'mon anon, come up to my room. We can make sweet sweet profit all night long~"
>"And we can have lots of sex while doing it."
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>>16421071
Damn Tanuki lolis, stop being so adorable!
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>>16421091
>tfw no masochistic tanuki who gets off on you smacking her with your big, fat stack of cash
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>>16421071
No, I most certainly am not.
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>>16421199
>"Ahn~! It stings so gooooood~!"
>Dear this is weird.
>"Shut up and keep it up anon, I NEED this."
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>>16421226
>eating breakfast with daughteru the next morning
>"Papa, why were you smacking Mama on the butt with money last night?"
>oh god, she saw that? you always regretted the day you would have to give your little bundle of sunshine 'the talk', but you didn't think that day would come so soon
>"Well, you see honey, when a tanuki and a man love each other very much, they create a joint bank account and share all their assets."
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>>16421083
Their bushy tails would be like periscopes. Pointing in the direction they're moving.
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>all this Tanukiposting
Good boyims.
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>>16421298
I'd let her diversify my holdings, oh baby
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>>16421298
You can't tell me what to do you old hag!
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>>16421321
"Every boy has his price."
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>>16421269
>That spoiler
That's actually probably the most intimate thing outside of tantric mating presses a Tanuki can do with a man.

>>16421292
You think you'd start to recognize specific ones by their tail patterns?

>>16421298
Holy shit what I'd give to "make a deposit" between those.
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>>16421325
>You think you'd start to recognize specific ones by their tail patterns?

They'd be all shapes and sizes. Extra bushy, short or long.
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>>16421323
Who does the art for this? I accidentally posted lewds of this sultry businesscoon earlier and need more of her
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>>16421321
Would you have sex with a Tanuki for 5 Million bucks?
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Is KDF about? I haven't seen him about lately.
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>>16421340
M-Maybe, I do need the money.

Just simple sex right?
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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nuki ears are for nibbling
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>>16421350
Alright, how about $50?

You just confessed to being a boyslut who'll have sex for money, now the Tanuki merely needs to haggle.
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>>16418843
I don't see why furry art wouldn't get a furfag hard.
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>>16421354
Why only $50?! What happened to $5 million?!

Hold on, okay, maybe more than just simple sex. I'll do anything, really!
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>>16418911
Isn't she a Purgeadin's wet dream?
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>you will never experience the feeling of a holstaurus breastfeeding you
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>>16419213
>The big-ass claws are the worst fucking part.
Fixed that or you amigo
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>>16421389
Well you see the issue is that Ilias went full retard after people became so afraid and worshiped her. So she gets elevated to goddess status but then people kind of stop giving a shit and people only half-assedly care about her anymore. It's kinda lonely living for an eternity so she tries to play a big game and it all goes to shit. You find this out after you defeat her though, Luka discusses this with her and she heals him before she fades away. I'm not quite sure if she died or not but it's still tragic that things turned out the way they did.
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How should one deal with an overexcited genki Harpy who keeps asking you to play with her?
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>>16421430
>Play with her
>Play with her body
>Play with her feelings
Pick one.
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>>16421430
Tie her up, put her in a cage, and throw a sheet over the top so she thinks it's nighttime.
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>>16419748
>>16419759
>>16419805
I'd only be okay with asking her to change into other monsters assuming that her face and coloration remains the same. Asking her to straight up turn into another woman is crossing the line.
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>>16421430
First, get her some clothes that fit.
Then go play with her. Harpies need exercise after all.
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>>16420715
Baiken Ochimusha when
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>>16421454
Nah, that's totally what I'm into. A thin veneer of another monster while still obviously being my Shog.
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>>16421465
It's like cosplay sex, isn't it?

Speaking of, would it be lewder to have a Shog generate cosplay outfits from her own body or actually make her wear real clothes?
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>>16420875
>"Hey bro, did you know that if a monster girl rapes you your life as a normal person and your freedom goes away? You'll become addicted to her and no matter what you do you will be stuck with her breeding until both of you die."
With the internet, myths like this could never gain traction because there is so much readily available evidence to the contrary. Also humans are fucking dumb. Tanuki would flood all media with so much pro monster propaganda your common man won't know which way is up
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>>16421472
Essentially, yes.

Probably having outfits generated from herself, since then she's technically still naked
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>>16420988
Abominations.
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>>16421479
How are people going to believe, their own media or some bushytailed merchant?
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>>16421495
>their own media
>their own
>own
LAD
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I hope Anon gets accosted by a group of delinquent Kitsunes as he passes through Fox Vilage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wtDKCtOiU
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>>16421495
>Implying they would know the difference
I'd be insulted on the behalf of a tanuki for suggesting she's to incompetent but I think it has more to do with your own ignorance
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>>16421443
That sounds both mean and very effective
Would that work on Griffons too?
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>>16421501
Time to go again, then.
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>>16421510
I mean, you'd need a very big cage.
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>>16421504
But the media is fair and honest, CNN said so!
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>>16421522

you have to go back to /pol/
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>>16421505
>You'll never visit a Fox Village to see your family there.
>You'll never be accosted by a gang of about 16 Kitsune delinquents of various shapes and sizes.
>They'll never move in towards you, backing you into a wall and moving in close.
>They'll never to your surprise, start nuzzling you and making you headpat them.
>You'll never end up being made into the cuddlebuddy of a gang of Kitsune delinquents.
>They'll never follow you home into the city because they would've missed you otherwise.

>>16421512
Whoa there buddy. Lamiaroid's okay, but that isn't.
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>>16421532
All Abominations are beautiful.
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>>16421340
I'd pay anything
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>>16421344
I'm always 'about' anon, I'm just a little out of sorts and stuff lately.
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>>16421528
He's right you know
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>>16421538
Yeah, I have my limits anon.
You're free to stick your dick in eldritch all you like, but I'm just gonna stick with the creepy Cyborg Lamia and all her overstimulation gadgets.
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Let's be honest with ourselves anons.
Would you let a chubby NEET pay you for sex?
Would you be hers if she paid you?
Would you stay with her afterwards just to see her smile?
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>>16421505
>Go back to the Kitsune village to visit your in-laws
>Group of kitsunes immediately converge on you and cheerfully greet you
>You know every one of these kids, the village is very tight knit and you're a bit of a celebrity because your wife is from here
>Of course they know you carry tofu in your bag and give it out to them every time you visit
>The village will throw a welcome feast for you and your wife, glad that you two have returned, even for a short while
>You can't wait to retire and settle down in the village with your family, spending the rest of your days in good company
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>>16421543
Lamiaroid is very cute too. She was my first Abomination crush. I got shivers when I first fapped to that beautiful face.
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>>16421571
Out of all the "Nightmare" girls in MGQ I think the only ones I'd stick it in are Lamiaroid and the Trooperroids.
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>>16421548
Depends. How chubby is chubby?
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>>16421548
How much?
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>>16421581
It's a monstergirl, so pleasantly so.
Just enough that she's got love handles and is squishy and soft but not enough to be considered fat.
Also a fat butt and big jiggly tits. Height may vary.
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>>16421576
Knightroid was nice, too. I liked her sweet, soft, handholding rape. Abominations are the best when they're gentle.
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>>16421585
Depends what kind of girl's propositioning you.
What kind of chubby NEET wants your dick anon?
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>>16421598
I wouldn't know.
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>>16421596
>Sweet, soft, handholding rape.
Anon she murders an entire crowd of people afterwards.
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>>16421591
Hmmm... I'm much more of a fan of /fit/, but it it helps her self-esteem and results in a cute if not late coming-of-age moment, then sure
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>>16421607
Then depending on the girl it could be anywhere from $5 an hour to $500.
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>>16421608
Some girls like to smoke after sex, some like to murder. That crowd was a bunch of fairweather friend shitheads anyway, the way they turned on him when he was defeated.
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>>16421609
Then maybe you'd want a NEET Dragon? Big and still strong despite her body.
If you stayed with her the winghugs would be to kill for.
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>>16421568
This got me thinking. At some point you'd visit your wife's town, village or city of origin.

Imagine marrying an Oni and being introduced to her rough, mountain bandit family. Living in a crude stronghold near the top of the mountain's peak.

Maybe marrying a Mouse Girl and meeting her gigantic family. Having to remember all of their names, young and old. All living in a complex of ramshackle houses and holes in the wall.

Or maybe you're just married a Dhampir whose only family is her mother, but they aren't exactly on the best of terms and you have to apparently fight your way through her haunted castle in time for Dinner at her grand dining room.
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>>16421621
> maybe you'd want a NEET Dragon?
Oh most definitely! I just get the sense that I don't get my pick of the crop in this situation
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>>16421626
I've been told that if you marry a girl, you marry her family. I wonder what kinds of monstergirls have the most accepting families, or which ones would be more difficult to prove yourself to.
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>>16421635
>Cheshire Cat with her lewd older and younger sisters.
>Each of them checking you out, inspecting what their sister managed to grab.
>Flirty comments and teasing for the entire visit.
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>>16421635
That phrase gets a bit more literal when you marry an Echidna's daughter. You're expected to take several of her sisters too.
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>>16421614
You gotta have rates. 20 for some groping and cunnilingus. 40 for a few rounds of anything but penetration. 60 for the full course. Anything more and I'll do almost whatever they want, depending on what the want and the price. Group rates are extra.
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>>16421626
>Marry a hellhound
>Your super catholic parents have to literally go to hell to visit your wife's parents
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>>16421649
I'm thinking of that one role reversal world doujin where that guy essentially becomes a huge slut and gets a couple girls addicted to him.
I wonder if your rates are cheaper than actual prostitutes in MGC.
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>>16421654
>A towering Hellhound with 3 bickering heads starts hitting on your younger brother.
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>>16421654
>somehow your father and your father in law hit it off
>try to grab a beer catch the game together when they can.
>Everyone dreads the time when they get together because their combined puns make life hell for everyone around them.
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>>16421647
Lamia's are possessive and get jealous, she wouldn't share unless you personally loved her sisters too
She might ask you to invite all your male friends for a party with her sisters though
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>>16421661
>>16421669
>her mother teaches your mother how to cook with hellfire
>taco night was never the same
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>>16421670
I never said it had to be an Echidna anon.
I just said it was an Echidna's daughter.
Besides, Echidnas and Lamias have completely different cultures.
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>>16421676
>Your family gifts theirs a bottle of holy water
>mostly your dad's idea, for laughs
>Hellhound family confused, pour it out in a cup made of hellstone
>The cup erupts in a bunch of steam and bright flashes, shocking everyone in the room
>You now bring gallon jugs of holy water every time you go to hell on new years
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>>16421690
>your little bro goes through his emo phase
>all his friends talk about how cool his style is
>gets a package every week from hellhound family with even more cool hell stuff
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>>16421710
>He eventually drops the emo phase entirely when he gets a love letter from your Hellhound girlfriend's little sister.
>Keeps the style though, mostly because she likes it.
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>>16421710
>he starts looking like Dante from the Devil may cry series
>starts talking like he came out of a Legacy of Kain game
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>>16421680
Oh that changes things then

Considering you have to clear a high level dungeon to become an Echidna's husband I really wouldn't want to make any of the sisters sad lest I anger their father
Family dinners would be a mess too
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I like to imagine that the monstergirl realm has about 3 times of earths population and about 9 times the surface area. Where humanity advanced philosophy and science, the monstergirl realm would excel in mysticism and magic. Just like science is used in daily lives magic would too. The living standards are roughly equivalent woth a more magical rustic feel to the world.
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Which monstergirl has the most patrician tastes in books and food?

I want a monstergirl to snob it up with while we shitpost about the literary classics
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>>16421729
Might just be a bad influence from reading translated bits of the KC books, but it felt to me that monster girls assimilate culture as opposed to developing their own. They seem like they'd have trouble advancing past whatever technology they obtained given their usual behaviours.
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>>16421740
I like to imagine it as a qing-han relationship. While the qings do rule, they were completely assimilated into han culture. Monstergirls would be assimilated into human culture but still have very strong monster behaviours
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>>16421737
>A Lich and a Vampire shitposting one another weather Frankenstein or Dracula is the better literary classics.
Would be fun to see.
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>>16421729
>>16421740
Maybe it'd be something like the story "The Road not Taken", but with Monster Girls instead of alien teddy bears.

Magic is a huge crutch. Also since Monster Girls are pretty happy with the basics or don't need/do dangerous stuff they wouldn't develop as fast.
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>>16421750
But anon, both are mid tier!
>tfw no crow tengu waifu to shitpost about milton and jimmy joyce

>>16421740
>>16421751
I thought he meant an FMA type universe where instead of normal science alot of things were replaced by alchemy
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>>16421750
>>A loli Lich and a loli Vampire shitposting one another weather Frankenberry or Count Chocula is the better cereal.
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>>16421729
20+ billions people is way too much even for a world that big
You need a relatively low number in order to have huge uncharted monster realms, small villages in the middle of nowhere, etc... But that's just a detail

As for magic it has to be reserved for monsters with an affinity with it, I dislike KC's approach of every monsters having some magical abilities
100% agree with you on the technology aspect though, aside for the rare magitech there should only be medieval level technology (a bit more in the more prestigious human cities)
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>>16421749
I like this answer.

>>16421751
That last point makes sense. It's something that bothers me sometimes so it wormed into my story as a minor point. Guess the various species keep to their usual environments pretty tightly otherwise they'd have horrific Winters to deal with or something.
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>>16421758
That would be adorable. Just the two of them having breakfast in the sabbath and fighting over which one is better. And then going to you and demanding that you decide which is better. What will you choose anon?
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>>16421756
Alchemy, science, either way, does the practice advance and create new techniques under monster girls or does it stagnate? Or to complicate things, does monster girl R&D need a kick in the pants or a proper director to reach new heights?
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>>16421758
Goddammit that is adorable.

Someone get one of the adorable drawfags on this!
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>>16421729
>World bigger than earth
The gravity would fuck you up.
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>>16421758
The apples do not fall far from their trees, eh?
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This is a Kraken Older Sister type.
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>>16421800
>monsters are much stronger as a result of the gravity
>mfw even lolis in the universe would have immense strength once in earths gravity

See, a baphomet can lift that scythe. It all makea sense now!
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>>16421808
Baphomets are mary sues so their strength was never in question. Furthermore, if they weren't mary sues, that scythe would still be too heavy to lift because it would also be under the same gravitational force. You're dumb.
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>>16421808
>See, a baphomet can lift that scythe. It all makea sense now!
The scythe would be even heavier in that gravity. Baphomets are still Mary sues.
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>>16421778
Is count chocula the right answer?
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>>16421778
>pour half of each cereal into a bowl
Problem solved.
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>>16421749
Monster girls have very basic needs based on instincts
As long as these needs are satisfied they can integrate into any society, even if they aren't they'll just satisfy them themselves (rape)

>>16421783
It's stagnate hard, they have little to no reasons to make any form of advancement
Only species like Lich or Dark Mage would experiment and research but even them would research lewd stuff and RPG spells instead of things they don't need
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Would Monster Girl video games be fun? Would you be a gamer boy?
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>>16421860
>Mixing fruity and chocolate cereal
I'm going to fucking punch you anon.

>>16421869
I'll stick to my old-school human games thanks.
Monster fakers get out of my way.
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>>16421869
They would be lewd and perfectly optimized for playing and masturbating
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>Your Vampire wife will never build castles in northern Alaska and Antarctica to enjoy perpetual night all year long
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