Be honest with me; Do you think you can take Meiling in a fight?

Probs

No way. I think the only people here who could are men who are in shape AND have martial arts training.

i couldn't hit a girl, OP. ma didn't raise me like that

>>16351889
No because I'm a fat autist who masturbates to pictures of 2D women

I have low body fat and muscle mass so she would probably break my bones.

Sure, as long as she has her hands tied behind her back, and her legs tied together.

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>>16351889
I want to take Meiling on a date

>>16351889
not without some additional chemical help of the type that is banned by the IOC for good reason.

>>16352129

She's married, anon.

To the job.

>>16351889
The greatest thing I have ever done is punch through a sheet of dry wall. I'd say she has a big advantage over me.

>>16351889
I want to get physical with Meiling!

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>>16351889
>Physical: by means of momentum and/or kinetic energy

NO PROBLEM!

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>>16351889
No.

>>16351889
I'm not much in an unarmed fight. I might be able to get a good kick in, but against a martial arts master I would just get my ass handed to me.

>>16351889
Sure. I'll just undress and use the resulting confusion to knock her out.

i would try to suplex her. but it would actually be a hug!

Probably not. But I'll do my best.

Is The Cock™ a special power?

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>>16353498

>>16351889
Considering Reimu comments on how it's unfortunate for her to be in a place where danmaku battles are the norm and that she really can't make use of her meelee combat capabilities, no.

I'd use my mating press-fu to come out victorious

>>16354116
*cum

>>16351889 I could take on that one
>>16353330 Not this one

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>>16354872

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Ok post Meiling!

>>16352431
to me

I'm an aikido master, I could take her.

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>>16351889
>Just one and one physical.
I'd probably die, but I would die happy.

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>>16354076
Oddly enough, I think that is one of the things I like most about her. She has the balls to to be a fighting game character in a bullet hell series, and still manages to be a mid-tier player. It's somehow charming how much she's dedicated to kicking someone in the face.

>>16351889
I could definitely take IaMP Meiling in a fight, she was garbage.

I already defeated Meiling in battle before as part of my conquest of Gensokyo.

>>16351889
Let me change my name to Koishi for a moment, then I could probably do it

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>>16351889
Never
but that doesn't mean I wouldn't take the chance to spar with her just to see her in action

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>>16351889
With ease.

>>16354116
Is it truly a victory if you have to take responsibility?

>>16354010
Yes, so we'll be takeing that before the fight

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When a fanart makes you change your opinion of a Touhou.

>>16386106
Gorgeous

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>>16377149

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>>16351889
I own a gun so probably.

>>16386752
New episode when?

>>16386772
Anyone knows any moonspeak so they can go and check Asa Toshi twitter or something?
I'd like to know as well.

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>>16386760
I'd love to give her a full body rub down.

>>16351889
I can if I bring a Desert Eagle with me.

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>>16386760
>>16397791
You guys do realize that she's from a series of games about DODGING BULLETS, right?

>>16386106
When it's not canon anyway.