January first is coming up. It's very important to remember

Reisen Reisen Reisen!

Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.
Scum, scum, scum.

bunny cunny
bunny cunny

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She's quite early this month.

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Always wondered, since it's supposed to be the first thing you say in the month, does it count if I do it right when the clock strikes 00:00 ?
Coming from someone who sleeps from 2AM-5AM and will need a lucky year with studies.

>>16332126
I think you're supposed to say it after you wake up, so as long as you don't fall asleep you can say whatever you want.

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>>16332175
Well shit. Some say it's the first thing of the month, some say it's after you wake up.
I guess I'll have to give my family and all the normalfaggot invitees the silent treatment for a few hours till I go to sleep, then acomplish both.

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>>16331916
Mating Press
Mating Press

My thick sperm sloshing around in Tewi's fertile womb is my only wish!

>>16332340
But how will you explain your family that your wife is a lolibunny youkai?

>>16332494
Just say it.

>>16332494
As long as they get grandchildren they wouldn't care.

>>16331916
I have failed to do this 2 years in a month.

Is it when you wake up or at midnight?
How did ancient japanese measure the passing of days?

>>16331916
>as soon as you wake up!
I have not remembered even once yet. Must be why my life is so shitty

>>16331916
Do I have to say this in english?

>>16333409
But they'll have their grown son married to a little girl!, a little girl with bunny ears and a fluffy bunny tail!, a swindler youkai!

And their grandchildren would have bunny ears probably. <

>>16332193
Can't you just whisper it under your breath?

>>16333492
CUTE!

>>16333427
>>16333459
It's actually a British superstition.

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>>16332494
True, my dad would be mad jelly

Can i say "usa usa" instead?

>>16336449
So patriotic!

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Remember, do not say rabbit rabbit next month. She sucks up all your good luck and keep it for herself

>>16337060
I'd let her suck something else too

Since it's the first month of the year, do I get luck for the whole year?

Why is Tewi so sexual? I swear she was made for mating press and womb impregnations

her reverse ntr doujin are the best

>>16337239
Rabbits are lewd and Tewi was the lewd experienced loli in fanstuff before Suwako.

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No thanks I am gonna say ribbit ribbit to get real luck from a real goddess

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kero kero

Tewi a shit!
Tewi a shit!
Now I'm protected from rabbit happy merchants!

Why is tewi such a cute 2hu?

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Paizuri, Paizuri

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Just like the last two years, the first thing I fap to in the new year will be Tewi's cutie bunny cunny! I'll get lots of luck that way!

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>>16339856
I'm up for some titty usagi

>>16337120
are you talking about my wife in a provacative way

>>16341706

she gets around

If you are awake past midnight you can't speak until you go to sleep proper and wake up.

>>16341795
That won't be too hard.

Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit.

Thanks.

This time I'll remember for sure!

I said it

Please post lewd Tewi...

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Rabbit Rabbit

Remember.

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Rabbit rabbit rabbit!

Rabbit, rabbit!

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RABBIT RABBIT

I said it /jp/!

When do I get to fuck Tewi?

Rabbit rabbit!

>>16347384
Never
You can fuck me, though

rabbit rabbit

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Rabbit rabbit!

Rabbit, rabbit

There, I said it. Now I want a cute, sweet, legal loli waifu like Tewi.

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Don't commit a crime /jp/.

Rabbit rabbit!

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>>16331916
rabbit rabbit!

Considering I never remember to do this, I hope this is soon enough after I wake up. Bring me good fortune, gentile rabbit!

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>>16347107
Rabbit rabbit!

Time for bed, I promise I'll remember to say it when I wake up.

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>>16335493
GODAMMIT STOP BUGGIN ME AHM WATCHIN RUGBY

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Rabbit rabbit!
Good luck /jp/!

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I failed to do it all of 2016
But I did it today /jp/.

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Rabbit Rabbit

Rabbit Rabbit

I forgot!

I did it.

>>16347598
Will you dress up as Tewi for me?

Rabbit Rabbit!

I remembered. Tewi was very good to me last month - all grades were better than expected! Let's hope for another good month.

I forgot!!!
Am I going to die in 2017?!

>>16348420
We all are! woo

That's 3 in a row, 2017 will surely be a good year! Thanks Tewi!

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Had a bad New Years Eve. May this month not be so terrible. Rabbit rabbit.

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I remembered!

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I said it!

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happy new years /jp/ i love you rabbit rabbit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can I get my good luck from a different rabbit?!

I just woke up and I did it /jp/, I said rabbit rabbit on new years!
Does that means that Tewi-chan is going to visit me in my dreams in this year? Am I finally going to be able to have sweet love with her?
I love you and Tewi's butt!

I did it /jp/, I did it!
Looking forward to my 31 days of luck plus a few visits from the white hare.

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Rabbit Rabbit.

well, i said rabbit rabbit and my hours came out better but not by much so i guess thats fortunate?

Rabbit rabbit!

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I did it and went back to sleep does it still count

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Rabbit rabbit!

This is the first time I remembered. Time to reverse a life of bad luck!

small cute fluffy ears

>>16349516
I can see the bunny cunny!

>>16349548
>tewi trap
I don't think that's a cunny, Funny.

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Irisu!
Irisu!

>>16349516
>>16349548
Reminder that it's from the same artist making futa Tewi doing the mating press on Reisen pictures.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=59973107

I did it!

>>16350002
There's nothing wrong with that! Tewi is even better when she has a dick!

>>16347697
please i want to read this history complete for student porpouse

I said it.

I woke up, went to the bathroom and then realized and said it about 2 minutes after waking up. Does it count?

>>16351290
So long as it's the first thing you said, it's fine. And I quite doubt you mumble to yourself while taking a piss.

>>16351315
Not him but I talk to myself from time to time.

>>16351324
I told you not to tell them!

>>16347697
>16347697
nobody can tell me the source of this?? i try the search engine but nothing,,,,