Byakuren is a Cool Mom! Unlike the girls your age she's

God, I hope not. Byakushit is one of the worst, fakest liars and whores in Gensokyo. And that's saying something.

>>16323402
Pretty much this. I like everything about Byakuren, Cosmic Mind's an amazing theme, her gentleness and huge tiddies are perfect mommy material but at the end of the day she'll always have the youkai's bests interests at heart, not to mention she's a fallen Buddhist and would do anything for the sake of youkai.

tl;dr, perfect doujin material but horrible waifu

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>>16323324
She sees through the lies of Human Hypocrisy.

>>16323324
I'm married to my mom's tits!

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I wish people didn't sexualize my mom so much.

>>16323431
Humans are perfectly capable of happiness without harming youkai.

Youkai are unable to exist, let alone be happy, without harming humans.

Check and mate.

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>>16323477

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Remember to tell your friends, family and clergy that even if she has a huge rack that I'd personally walk barefoot through a mile of glass shards and shit for, it's not worth becoming a member of a heretical Buddhist sect that openly campaigns for the so-called rights of man-eating monsters and is led by a woman whose tits do more to incite desire than to remove it, which kind of subverts the entire point of Buddhism.

Just say no. The boobs aren't worth it, even if she promises to let you touch them.

But seriously though, she must get back problems from those.

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Byakuren is past the age where she produces fertile eggs! Yet her hormones still rage and tell you to impregnate her! Cumming inside Byakuren's plump and voluptuous body, night after night, without fear of consequences!

>>16323324
How does a vegetarian get such an obscene body?

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>>16323552
Fuck you, that's degenerate
I MUST impregnate the Byakuren. Surely since she specializes in bodily magics, she can make her body fertile again. Even considering it should still be fertile in the first place because she probably wasn't too old when she became a magician.

In fact, I bet she could make her body SUPER fertile with her magic! So much so that even the smallest bit of your sperm would certainly end up impregnating her.

I even have proof, please observe this
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ143047

>>16323560
She isn't called「Superhuman」for nothing.

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I would marry Byakuren's tits.
Not her. Her tits.

Wedding ring is a piercing on the nipple.
Wedding night is non-stop paizuri, the first one lubed with her spit, the rest lubed with my sperm.

Make foam out of my cum between her breasts.
Impregnate those heavenly mounds of flesh.

Mommy Byakuren giving me a nursing handjob every night even at the age of adulthood!
Helping me go to sleep with her delicious milk and a quick jerk!

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>>16323552
>>16323619

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>>16323651
I want to swap milk with Byakuren!

Desperately feeding from her breasts before she returns the favour by gently nursing my cock dry!

>>16323426
I would gladly betray my kind as a human if it meant a chance to suckle on her heavenly chest.

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byakuren paizuri

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>>16324183
Dark Lady

>>16323643
>Wedding ring is a piercing on the nipple.

How can one say that they belong to the boob brotherhood, but yet wish to defile and desecrate the supple, sacred, milky flesh?

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I want to abuse her butthole

>>16324803
I'd rather make out with it.

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>>16325248

>>16323324
>confident,
Absolutely not, she's such a coward that she became a youkai just because she was terrified of sharing the fate of her own brother and accepting natural human death over time, she dishonored him and the entire human race. Prancing around buddhism isn't going to redeem her soul.

Evil hag who want to kill humanity

>>16325721
It's already stated that she will not reach nirvana, despite her continued meditations and sutra chants.

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>>16325721
Hijiri is a strong independent woman who follows her own path. She doesn't need to follow her brother like a dog.

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>>16326074
Why? Does it have to do with her past?

>>16338807
Probably her fear of death and dark magic she uses to preserve her youth.

>>16326074
She can't reach nirvana due to her preaching the words of jesus christ

>>16348235
Pretty much. Didn't one of seiga apperance say jesus christ was a false prophet.

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REMOVE SHINTO removeshinto you are worst moriya. you are the moriya idiot you are the moriya smell. return to china. to our chinese cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the museum….ahahahaha ,native god we will never forgeve you. moriya rascal FUck but fuck asshole suwako stink mishaguji dokyo dokyo..moriya shrine leave japan best day of my life. take a bath of dead moriya..ahahahahahNATIVE GOD WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget mof .yasaka kanako we prevent your faith gather ,native god return to your precious swamp….hahahahaha idiot shinto and moriya smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE MORIYA FROM THE PREMISES. you will get eaten. myouren+taoist+youkai=kill moriya…you will dead/ buddha alive in gensokyo, buddha enlighten gensokyo . fast sutra buddha gensokyo. we are nirvana and bhava-agra now hahahaha ha because of buddha… you are ppoor stink moriya… you live in a coffin hahahaha, you live in the groun siddharta gautama budda alive numbr one #1 in gensokyo ….fuck the moriya ,..FUCKk ashol shinto no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur gods and snake. buddha aliv and real strong god kill all the moriya farm aminal with sutra magic now we the myouren rule
ape of the zoo yaoyorozu no kami fukc the great akuma and lay egg this egg hatch and moriya suwako wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn go bak to your grave we will crush u lik a skull of pig. myouren greattst temple

>>16323324
Ham Tits!

>>16353203
She did? Wasn't it in Ten Desires where she compared Jesus' resurrection to Miko's? Although she didn't mention him by name, just called him "foreign prophet". Don't think she deemed him a false prophet. Regardless though, she's just a wicked hermit that's just running PR for Taoism, so she could try to make a spin on it, denouncing other religions to further her own agenda.

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>>16323619
>it should still be fertile in the first place because she probably wasn't too old when she became a magician.
>His age at the time of death is unknown, but Myouren is thought to have lived in the late 9th to 10th century around 900 C.E. As shown in the Shigisan-engi, he is thought to have lived to old age, coinciding with the original image ZUN had of him.

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>>16323495
Are we really doing this again?

>>16323552
Mating press mommy Byakuren!

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>>16354180
Everybody knows the true prophet is muhammad

>>16325248
When will they learn?

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I liked Mom before she became a 2hu.

>>16359386
She had black hair?

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>>16354368
Don't be Racist Anon. All She want is Equality.

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Since she's afraid of getting caught, Mom will have to take you for a ride way out in the middle of nowhere for paizuri.

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>>16371993
I want to go on a roadtrip with Byakuren and have roadside paizuri breaks

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>>16372080
>>16372030

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>>16371993
>>16372030
>>16372080
This should be a /ss/ doujin.

GET TO WORK NAO

>>16372426
SPEED king
highway STAR

Requesting a doujin of Hijiri vs Yuuya Fungami

>>16371985
Be Honest /jp/ Did she do anything Wrong?

>>16372504
Only when Joubin starts showing off what his stand can fucking do

>>16375633
>Joubin's stand
>Doing anything
ya'll be forgetting about Born This Way

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>>16374842
Yeah she sent me off to school without a packed lunch today.

Fuck you, mom.

>>16380762
Did she at least give you $5 to buy lunch with?

>>16372327

Somebody is not reaching nirvana.

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>>16385377
She tried so hard

>>16323324
I want to live in that cleavage.

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>>16383520
What is that, like 500 yen?

>>16389090
I wish to return to the bosom of my mother for eternity.

>>16389520
About 500 yen. Give or take exchange rates

>>16388979
AND GOT SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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>>16391049
But in the end.

>>16391209
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Awww yiss feels like 2006, everything was better back then

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>>16391281
>>16391209
I cried. Hijiri did nothing wrong. All she wanted was equality

>>16391320
Real Buddhism has never been tried.

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>>16391995
It has been tried

>>16392307
Ahhhh yes, the SJW eyebrows, so many things ruined by them...

>>16396047
Explained

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Mom-maries!

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>>16401032

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>>16392307
>tfw when minimized/thumbnail it look good untill you look at it on full view

>>16401043
Saggy boobs

>>16323509
I'll join her sect for the possible chance of mating with her

>>16411922

That is the exact thing I warned you against.

>>16396047
You mean instagram eyebrows?

>>16413732
Aren't both the same

>>16417226
Similar not same

>>16422037
They are the same anon

>>16366868
she was a normal asian woman before she became 2hu mom.

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>>16359386
>>16366868
Another pre-gensoyko Mom.

I really love these drawings that explore Mom's past as mere mortal monk.

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Tell me about Byakuren's paizuri

>>16428615
They're heretical

>>16428570
Why brown hair?

>>16428615
Tell me about her rainbow pubes

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>>16428615
Given from a murderer of innocent tanuki.

>>16437095
You could really taste the rainbow

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>>16428615
It's a magical practice observed in the Myouren Temple in order to purify one's mind and bring them closer to enlightenment.

Can't believe I let the thread get to 90 posts before posting this.

Mommyfags are autistic.

>>16453755
It got past 100 before a few post got deleted

>>16453828
I checked the archive out of curiosity. Seeing those posts help reinforce my opinion that mommyfags are indeed autistic.

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>>16453869
We love our mommy and our mommy loves us.

>>16456421
LOOK MA I POSTED IT AGAIN.

Worse than Awooposters

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>>16456516
I find your lack of love and tolerance disturbing

>>16456421
>Stripe Pattern's Byakuren
May i vomit in disgust now?

>>16458339
>Stripe Pattern's Sanae
Which do you prefer

>>16458442
They're both awful, althrough if i have to answer that question, i can at least say the writing in his Sanae doujins has a higher tendency of being bad to the point of being laughable than in Love and Piece.

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>>16458504

>>16323324

nah

The stress of uni and a boner made me write this: http://pastebin.com/nZc5FatG

>>16459501
I can tell your degree isn't in literature.

>>16459501
British english strikes again

>>16456421
Daily reminder. She was right

>>16459501
Thanks, I liked it!

>>16467736
Glad you did so! Actually wrote it for a Japanese pal of mine who can read English. He enjoyed it, too.

>>16392307
Chaika Mommy?

>>16459501
Sequel when?

>>16459539
Why write this?

>>16459501
I liked it for what it was. Thanks anon! Write more.

>>16459501
So. Any more?

>>16471275
>>16475553
>>16476538
Glad you anons liked it. Probably sometime over the weekend, providing this thread doesn't go anywhere.

>>16459501
Is that self-insert?

>>16476898
Yes.