Hold up a second If Sanae is a descendant of Suwako, then wouldn't

Yes. She's one of the confirmed non-virgin Touhous

>>16238872
Who are the others?

She's a god. It could have been a virgin birth, or any other number of ways gods have created humans without having sex.

>>16238963
Junko, Seiga and I think Eirin and Watatsuki sisters. I don't remember.

>>16238963
You're waifu

More seriously though, Junko and IIRC Seiga too

>>16238963
Oh man, I'm not sure right now. Junko had a son too so that's one.

>>16238963
Seiga is/was married and had at least 3 children.

>>16238972
Eirin?
How come?

>>16238972
There's no info on Eirin, although she does have a nephew. Toyohime is the only Watatsuki confirmed to be a mother: her son is Yorihime's husband, but we don't know if the latter two have children.

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>>16238867
miracle pregnancy, you fool

>>16239016
Because I fuck her every day.

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>>16238867

She's a slut. Of course she'll get pregnant.

>>16239036
>her son is Yorihime's husband
She married her nephew? Where are you pulling that information?

>>16239345
Eirin herself, first chapter of CiLR: "The two princesses were my distant relatives. To put it in human terms, one was the wife of a grandnephew of mine, while the other was the wife of their son."

>>16239389
>while the other was the wife of their son.
/ss/ dream right there

>>16239389
That's fucked, but I guess royalty is into that sort of thing.

>>16239389
Fucking lunarians
That's why lady Yukari was right all along

>>16239036
No wonder that Yorihime can't take it easy.

>>16239453
iirc, it's actually supposed to mimic Shinto pantheon's genealogy, since the Lunarians are based upon Shinto gods.

>>16239389
So Toyohime's son can brag that he's been in both of the Watatsuki sisters' wombs.

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Reminder that Kosuzu's shoe spawned a Tsukumogami, I believe there are other forms to mother children as a god or even as a youkai.

>>16239603
>You will never be a 2hu's shoe tsukumogami and spend the rest of your life worshipping her feet without her noticing

JUST TAKE ME AWAY LADS

>>16239984
I want to be a bra tsukumogami.

>>16238985
Where is it mentioned that Seiga is married and has kids?

>>16240116
she's my wife dude and don't talk about our hermit kids like that

>>16238867

Suwako was the dad!

!

Used goods is bad goods!

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>>16240116
She was married, but there is no info about childrens so im asking the same.

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I could love a lightly used 2hu

>>16239173
the miracle of unholy dickings you mean

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I'd stick needles in my eyeballs before I'd let that wacko woman fool with me.

>>16240547
Where's the "Welcome Hell"?

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>>16238867
holy fucking god, anon

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>>16238867
Gods does not have a fixed physical form.

>>16240116
>>16240689
She's based on a story of her and her husband's hermit shenanigans, it ends with a story of them abandoning their son. He meets another person, and they figure out they're both related by the same parents. Seiga and Huo (her husband) have been raising and then leaving their children for 40 years straight.

Here's a translation of the story she comes from originally, in case your were wondering: http://imgur.com/a/aCWLx

>>16239984
If it's a baby tsukumogami, all you will get is a shoe with feet and arms. It won't take a human form unless you give spiritual power / divine powers to it, like the bake tanuki giving feasts of spiritual energy to the tsukumogami during night time dances.

>>16241013
Suddenly having Seiga as your mom to nurse you and have /ss/ relations with doesn't sound so appealing anymore

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>Hey mister, wanna have divine fun?

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Sticky, slippery and slimy frog tongue sounding your dickhole

>>16241013
>Seiga and Huo (her husband) have been raising and then leaving their children for 40 years straight.
That sounds incredibly vile, honestly.
But I guess it's fitting to base a character off a such a wicked personality. Though we don't truly know if Seiga beared any children since ZUN doesn't follow things he takes from 100% without putting his own spin.
I guess it would be weird to have been married for 8 years and not have any children, though.

>>16241075
Well, it's not like the story ever said they stopped after 40.

I'd sure like to know just where her original story fits in with canon, but even if I like her a lot it's not like Seiga is going to get much more attention.

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>>16238867
>Implying she didn't bring Sanae to be Sacrifices

>>16239480
It's not that dissimilar to their Egyptian, Greek and Roman counterparts on the other side of the world.

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Oh look, a non shota Suwako H doujin.
https://exhentai.org/g/975314/e4627442a7/

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>>16241006
The frog has altered the pool!

>>16241075
This wouldn't surprise me. Seiga's midboss spell on Normal references a certain necromancy sorcery (Diao ye zong even dedicated a Desire Drive/Old Yuanxian remix to it) which uses dead foetus corpses as tools. Wicked hermit indeed.

>>16241306
>Zounose

Don't cut yourself on your edge.

>>16239036
Junko is a mom

>>16238872
Who's doing the dicking?

>>16243753
Me.

>>16243081
Junko WAS a mom

>>16239016
Eirin wouldn't surprise me. 1,000+ years without any action to appease the fantasies of male shitposters on imageboards? Yeah no. She and the other Hourai immortals have likely tried every sex act under the sun, including pedophilia and zoophilia. Eternity is a loooooong time.

>>16243901
I agree, but nothing is concretely confirmed.

How long has Mokou been around anyway?

>>16244009
Around 1400 years. Probably alone.

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>>16238867
>implying Gensokyo isn't a yuri paradise where straight is the minority oreintation

Gensokyo doesn't have a lot of men to choose from. You have Rinnosuke, human villagers, and lost travellers. The latter two are kept around by Yukari mostly as prey for youkai like herself.

>>16243901
I don't know man. Why ZUN wouldn't say anything about Eirin. Also considering her personality I doubt it.

>>16243901
Putting aside the fact that I absolutely love Eirin to the point of obsession for a moment, I think her loyalty to Kaguya is so great that she simply wouldn't have the time or interest for a relationship or sex.

>>16244141
Can you post picture of Eirin?

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>>16244248
Here you go.

Seiga was one of the first 2hus I've encountered that made touhou such an exciting and mysterious thing. It makes me kind of sad that she was married and isn't a pure waifable candidate.

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>>16246638
Sorry forgot picture

>>16239173
If you look at the fairy tail that Suwako's character was pulled from. Suwako was the FATHER of Sanae's ancestor. She was also in the form of a giant frog at the time.

A childless middle aged woman was praying to the god of Lake Suwa at the edge of the lake one evening and Suwako heard her and hopped out and "slimed" aka jizzed over her.

The child was a demigod and that led to much misfortune and drama for mother and son.

>>16246717
That's fucking hilarious

I've always wondered how Sanae turned out to be a living god. I mean, if it's because of her ancestry (Suwako), then wouldn't that make all her past ancestors living gods as well?

>>16246796
No, being a arahitogami skips generations. Just like not all of your ancestors have the same hair or eye color.
Also, besides having it in your blood, you also need conditions that would cause your power to manifest itself.
The reason they brought Sanae to Gensokyo is that, while she was a god in a human's body, she could never become a god in modern Japan, and would die without transcending her mortal body.

>>16246796
>I mean, if it's because of her ancestry (Suwako), then wouldn't that make all her past ancestors living gods as well?
Yes, is there some sort of issue with that?

>>16238867
Yes haven't you read Though The Wind Cries, it's canon I swear.

>>16246717
Are you telling me
Suwako is a trap?

>>16247014
The Divine can swap those kind of things around at will.

Kanako/Suwako/Akis/Hina going futa is fitting of them being gods.

Remember: It's not gay if it's with a goddess.

>>16247087
Kanako is different from the others though. She's a human who became a divine spirit, she isn't made of pure faith.

>>16247761
I Thought she was fabricated from new myth. So She'd have that.
Still then I guess we know why she's with Suwako if she can't.

She wants the Divine D

>>16247761
>>16247934
While correct (although we can never truly know if Kanako was originally exactly a human, or a group, or what), Kanako being a divine spirit doesn't make her less of a god; it just means she isn't functionally the same existence as one like Suwako. Being able to take whatever form and splitting into copies is normal because those kind of naturally follow from the Shinto concept of gods.

>>16238963
Futo is one of them as well.

>>16238867

Sanae's ancestor could either be the result of forceful raping of Moriya by Takemikazuchi when he was sent to subjugate the terrestrial/primal gods, or could be the (incestuous in some versions) daughter of princess Yasakatome and her partner Takeminakata whom Takemikazuchi drown in the Suwa lake.

So yes, she was pregnant at some point if we go by the myths.

>>16247014
Remember those frogs in Jurassic park that could change their genders and were the source of all the problems?

>>16252430
No. What the fuck are you talking about? There were no frogs in Jurassic Park

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>>16238867
We won't know unless confirmed by ZUN.
She's an ancient nature goddess that can create life by clapping hands and doesn't even have a real body. Probably doesn't have a gender either since she's just a spirit made of pure faith.

Also primordial gods create life by doing the most mundane shit, like Izanagi did with amaterasu (and her dynasty by extention) by simply having a bath after his wife died like a bitch.

So the origin of sanae's ancestors could be everything from blowing the breath of life into clay dolls, to a ritualistic orgy with hypnotized village men wearing snake masks.

>>16244088
>>16244141
It's not like her desires would matter, considering the traditions of the shinto pantheon that rules the society where she used to live. The higher gods would have forced her sooner or later. It's all about political marriages in shinto. Except amaterasu, I think. She got away with not marrying, but only because she's the top dog. Or she was married but then kicked him out.

It's more likely that Eirin has been married at some point, than not.

>>16243824
I'm new can you tell my the backstory?

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>>16238867
She's a frog, so she just laid some eggs and some dude came all over them.

So it's ok she's still a virgin!

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>>16252440

Frog genes were used in the film to fill in the gaps in DNA. This allowed some of the dinosaurs to switch from F to M and reproduce.

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>>16254720
i never knew that

My question of Suwako is how the hell did she arise?

Did she just poof into existence?

Yes, that's faith in touhou 101.
The world contains ambiguous unquantifiable godstuff. If you apply faith and a name to it, it takes an appropriate form according to the faith. If you run out of faith, it deteriorates back into godstuff.

>>16258481
this is not ok

>>16244065
Like you niggas think Gheyosuke has any interest in hags and brats.

>>16278348
Why is Yukari like this?