Meiling is worried about your overall health and shape! She thinks

Yes.

Can I have paizuri classes instead?

>>16151186
I don't think you meet the prerequisites.

>>16151187

no he's real fat

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>>16151112
Thank you.

Whats the catch?

>>16151265
Ejaculation five times a day!

>>16151271
perfect

>>16151271
But I've never ejaculated before.

>>16151346
Me neither. I hope she doesn't make us.

Isn't there a gate you should be guarding?

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>>16152581
The classes will be AT the gate, silly.

>>16151112
Sure, as long as it's a beginner's course.

Will I be able to defeat Reimu with it?

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>>16154095
Can I rub her feet afterwards?

>>16155237
Meiling couldn't beat anybody

>>16162243
she can defeat me im weak

Can I put a baby in this bitch.

>>16151112
KICK! PUNCH!

IT'S ALL IN THE MIND!

>>16151112
Can I get an understanding of the fine print?

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>>16173238
she couldn't stop you... Sooooooo

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>>16184128

>>16151112
That sounds nice.
I've already been working out lifting weights but I'm not doing anything like Tai chi.
So it'd be fun.

>>16183702
This kills the Flan

>>16183702
How sunlight not kill little vampire?

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>>16151112
Only if I can wipe her sweaty body afterwards

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>>16196385
I want to take a shower with a cute girl.
Actually, scratch that. I don't care as long as the person is cute.

>>16151112
But I already go to my gym 5-6 days a week

I want to marry Meirin's tits.

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I want to hold hands with meiling while slowly developing our relationship until the point we can marry and settle down in a cozy house somewhere in the outskirts of youkai mountain

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Meiling is bit grossed out at your request of getting kicked in the face, but she is glad to do it if that's what makes you happy!

>>16201036
how sweet a home cooked meal with family, just the lunch time tonic!

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Meiling appreciates the fact that you gave her a new outfit as a present to thank her for her helping you get back in shape, though she is perplexed as to why someone would train wearing something so uncomfortable

>>16173312
JAAAOOOOOOOOOO

>>16201074
[x] Sniff it

>>16201590
Flan killed Kenny?

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I want to have casual sex with Meirin while in a relationship with Sakuya.

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>>16201045

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Meiling princess carrying you.

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>>16151112
Is she Uyghur since she's redhead and as far as I know only Uyghurs can get red hair when it comes to ethnicities living in China.
Or is it dyed?

>>16201074
I would marry Meiling's ass.
I'd give it a big wet kiss.

>>16216865
Meiling is a proud Muslim!

>>16220388
Aloha snackbar yourself.

>>16216865
Look at that picture: red, white, blonde, blue, purple hair. I don't think hair color is supposed to be so true to life that we can determine exactly where Meiling is from.

>>16220428
China. She could be Tocharian or even Yuezhi

>>16219021
You marry her left cheek, I'll take her right tit.

>>16219021
Im going to make out with it.

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>>16216865
She is descendant of roman soldiers, who got captured by the Persians and then got all the way to China.

>>16162243
Mailing would fuck up pretty much everyone one else in the cast in a pure martial arts fight outside of the ones with ludicrous strength like Remi, Suika, and Yuugi.

Unfortunately she lives in a world where physical fights are banned by de facto law.

Is Meiling the most kind-hearted 2hu?
Would she let me wipe my smegma on her tits if I begged her?

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gross

>>16216865
She claims to be 4000 years old, so she could be one of those weird migratory proto indo-european groups, yeah.

>>16229849
Quote.

>>16230168
Hisouten.

>"You're all children compared to 4000 years of history!"

>>16230169
She's talking about China, actual IRL Chinese people occasionally use it as a point of pride and most of them are highly unlikely to have been around during the Qin Dynasty.

>>16230261
>most of them are highly unlikely to have been around during the Qin Dynasty.

proofs?

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>>16220518
Meiling's butt is multipurpose.

You can even draw on it!

Meiling isn't looking too in shape herself!

>>16229266
As long as you clean all the smegma of her fat dick first, of course!

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>>16233094
I wanna live on it!

Paizuri included?

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>>16243739

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>>16243739
Would be nice.

What name should I call Meiling by?

>>16251951
Nee-chan

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>>16251951
Paizuri slave.

>>16251989
do you have any proofs to back that up? Meiling is a pure and hard working girl, she doesn't even know what paizuris are

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Please do not bully my muse.

Meiling is a kind youkai who does her job the best she can.

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>>16257712
NO bullying, just paizuri

>>16155237
yumu pls

>>16257712
That fairy maid is cute as hell with her big sis

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>>16263860

That's lewd bullying.

>>16264238

Yeah this artist has some really nice pics of Meiling interacting with the fairy maid staff, something most people don't seem to bother with outside of joke material.

Meiling tits must end splattered with stinky semen.

That's one tall (and cute) leprechaun!

>>16266144
>>16263860

It is a requirement that all male visitors to the mansion have their prostates emptied before entry.

>>16151112
Let's go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIOHGrYCEJ4

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>>16216865
ginger chinese. Because mutations bitch.
considering she is a tall, fit, blue eyed red haired chinese girl, she would probably be a top model if she was a real person

I don't understand why people have to make racial connections or analogues to 2d.

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>>16229202
> the ones with ludicrous strength like Remi
What?

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>>16216865
>>16266688

Sanae has bright green hair and used to live in the normal world outside Gensokyo.

I've always figured Touhou followed the Rule of Anime Hair, in that there are no rules and anybody can have whatever haircolor.

>>16266837

I don't quite understand what you mean.

>>16267103
"What race/tribe would [X] be?"

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>>16267358

Well its a worthwhile question with Meiling because she's quite a conundrum. We have no idea what kind of youkai she is, or what she's supposed to be based off of.

She's from China, she knows some kind of martial arts, and seemingly has no supernatural abilities like other youkai. That's about all we know.

>>16267011
vampires a strong

>>16269260
She's only ~495 years old, she's not a fucking pillar woman

share more ;o;

>>16151112
>Meiling is worried about your overall health and shape!
I'm worried about those two huge tumors she has on her chest.